Hoss is watching “Elmo” @stellagarp.bsky.social

Mrs Spur talking shit to the commentators of this Tenn-Oklahoma game

5 straight regular season championships let’s fucking go.

We’ve been preoccupied by meltdowns for the last little bit so just tuning in now and the Cocks are out in full force today

We are watching Danny Go instead of the Hockey

Guess who peeled an orange all on his own?!?

This man has two homes he gotta be rich rich

What does this man even do?

I swore the man with the yellow hat just said “Where are those bastards?”

Now we are watching Curious George, another thing I’ve never seen before

Gunna fuck some up shrimp tacos

Good morning @notarizona.bsky.social

Ok I’ll bit who is Cindy Crawford ?

“Did that say assGPT” - Mrs Spur Thank you @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Listen……

From a Columbia institution

Turns out they do have a train!

He’s excited!

Hoss sings this as: 🎶Lighting McQueen, Lighting McQueen sh-boom🎶

Anyone wanna come to the zoo with us?

When someone describes me

Seeing the person in front of you at CVS drive thru lean out of their truck and speak with their hands means I’m going to be stuck here for another 20 minutes

The second best Cars after Cars 2

Yall I actually recognized someone’s face!

Quick someone show me a picture of an actor/actress and see if I can identify them

We ran all our energy off at the park.

Still feel very weirded out by this

Passing BJU. They really suck.

My MIL said I looked like a shell of myself and I don’t know how to feel about that.

Mrs Spur is shaking her head at my Cars rankings 2 3 1

Guess who is learning how to make his own lunch!

That’s a hellva tagline

I thought Geroge talked, im learning so much.

Ok I’ll bite, who is Curious George?

Said Poppycox

About to put some Poppycox in my mouth

I’m not convinced Fax machines are real

Mrs Spur said Pete The Cat is boring so I don’t know if I trust her opinion

Mrs Spur rolled her eyes when I told her I’ve never seen Cold Runnings

Fell asleep but Hollerin was successful

Mrs Spur is Hollerin bout the cocks tonight

Hoss dancing at the Mexican Ice Cream place

We love cupcakes

How long do we think these Valentine’s Day balloons will last?

Hoss says Happy Valentines Day!

Ok I’ll bite what’s a bubble guppy?

Hoss favorite thing to say right now is “Pick something else” Example playing with his ice cream toys “Pick a color daddy” “Red” “Pick something else” “Blue” “Pick something else” “Orange” “Orange, ok!”

I know these shrimp tacos afraid to see me coming