haha safe to do this now!

Tense situation in the lifeboat

Lyra class.

Look at this review! Legitimately proud of myself. As I forge this new identity as an adult entertainer—as I navigate the world as someone whose sexuality is finally, belatedly being perceived—I’m creating pornography that is both personal and political. And hot.

I have an extremely parasocial relationship with Jeremy the tortoise. This is twice in two years I have been worried about him.

no one on OF has laughed at my Ope-sec joke 😢

Re: Minnesota I think it's important to both recognize they're lying about a full retreat and recognize it as a victory that they're cognizant enough of the PR disaster to feel the need to lie.

Afternoon patrol was quiet compared to the last several ICE-intensive days. Tom Homan gave a halting press conference today, claiming that ICE would mostly withdraw over the next week. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him, but I am hopeful. 🤞

Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.

Reminder: I have an alt account you may wish to follow. And I have an OnlyFans account to which I just now posted a video of me naked in the shower talking about ICE, Ope-sec, and how you can support Minnesota.

I want to pet Oggy

Unasked for advice in response to someone is criticism. Etch this onto your souls. Ask first.

Whatever that was that just flew overhead was cartoonishly loud. At six minutes past midnight. Cool, cool.

"We should consider the possibility" no they should consider the possibility of eating shit

I need to work but I want to listen to Waylon Jennings. The age old dilemma.

People do not understand the long-term social and economic consequences of this endless assault. It's as if we're going through a second, local COVID epidemic, except without a dime of federal financial support. It's like the federal government is at war with the entire region.

Just eating Aldi knockoff Cinnamon Toast Crunch straight from the bag, wyd?

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

We are facing a humanitarian crisis here. Each passing day we learn of new neighbors who haven’t left their homes and have fallen through the cracks. Lots of people aren’t connected to mutual aid networks. Just terrible suffering caused by the federal government.

In case you missed it, I have a new alt account for my medium-spicy photos (for free because I love you all). And if you want the 🥵-spicy photos and video, link in bio for only ten United States dollars.

I don’t like how evergreen this is becoming. They have been out in force in the NE burbs for several days.

My only other interaction with this lady was her yelling at me when Revvie pooped on her sidewalk (which I picked up because I am not a jerk). Today she stopped me while I was walking him to ask for a ride to Walgreens ("a bad place; they are all on narcotics there") to look for her lost phone.

I had some major life drama behind the scenes a few months ago, but the ICE surge has pushed it to the side. “I’ll process it later,” I keep promising myself. My subconscious meanwhile is like Hahaha, you thought you could delay this, you fool, you rube. here’s another rage nightmare.

I love this idea but I know so few people in real life. I’ve been trying to build local community in the 22 months I’ve lived here but it is hard. I work from home and I’m introverted. Distant people asking how they can help and I’m like, can you do my dishes from 1,000 miles away

Habanero Tacos on Snelling is reopening this weekend.

One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Ken Kesey, 1962; directed by Miloš Forman, 1975)

Good morning. Abolish ICE. I’m going to highlight some fundraisers with low numbers in the thread.

My sense of Minnesota today is that there’s less tear gas and the same amount of unlawful detention, destruction of families, loss of livelihood, people in hiding. There is less tear gas at places like Lake and Lyndale, so it’s not making news.

You don’t need to make a difference in the way I am. You need to make a difference in the way that works for you. We all have our part to play. I will tell you though, I don’t feel courageous. It needs to be done so I’m doing it.

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Nope. That’s never been my genre of humor. Skirts too close to meanness.

Hire me for all your editing needs.

Wake up. Walk dog. Chop vegetables. Throw everything in slow cooker. Hang out in lobby while car gets maintenance. Granola bar. Stationary patrol. ICE confirmed but they don't stick around. Get home to eat stew. Edit a little. Lyra dance class. Edit a little more. Solve a logic puzzle. Floss. Bed.

Chilling after a day that included too much ICE.

Time for another round of Spot the Triceps. Please disregard my shirt being on inside out, thank you.

it's the worst fuckin facial hair don't read the article, it will only make you angry.

ICE crawling the area. It has been a busy afternoon.

ICY in the NE burbs today

Apart from a little bit of audiobook listening, I’ve done no pleasure reading since the ICE surge started. I’m sitting in a lobby as my car gets maintenance, so perhaps today is the day. I started this on January 1 and got some ways in, but I have no memory of that.

Delete your Ring camera

Look at my nice beans

Far Side cowsplay me and who

[Bluesky down] Me: ugh what am I supposed to do. I already posted my nudes for the day. Friend: To OnlyFans? Me: No to the hyperlocal rapid response Signal chat

Think of how much power is already being generated in the anti-ICE organizing and think of how unstoppable we’ll be when we link that work to police and prison abolition, to open borders work, to anti-imperialism and Palestinian liberation.

In response to Stalin’s aphorism, “you can’t make an omelette without cracking some eggs,” Ursula K. Le Guin wrote a defense of society’s weakest members, “Those Who Walk away from Omelettes.”

Good: several times in the past year, someone's asked me on a date. This never ever used to happen. Bad: Every time I've gone on what is effectively a blind date, I've been ~miserable~. Brief encounters with strangers is not how I form relationships. I feel bad about this.

Annual checkup for my 11.5yo dog. The vet says Revvie has a little extra padding but is in perfect health. This describes me as well.

Crisis averted