This is going to cause me to make chicken gorgonzola pasta salad at home a lot more often, which could get dangerous.

Who wants to be in a dad rock band with @ckyonwords.bsky.social and me? We’ll rehearse like once a month and play whenever we fucking feel like it. You don’t have to be a dad, we aren’t.

I might have spontaneously written a song about RT Rybak in my car today. And it's actually not bad. Yes, there are Frey burns.

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Happy End Of Seth Meyers Hiatus Day to those who celebrate.

I was named by wilco bot

Five seconds into watching closing ceremonies: "yeah I see what Kyle was talking about"

Last night at Stump Party I sang Elvis Costello’s lesser known “Stump It Up” no fewer than 6 times and I wasn’t even remotely drunk. I can’t imagine what I would have been like if I’d had Malort.

Stump speech 🪵PARTY

Last night I got to chop an axe into a giant piece of wood I pretended was my HOA president's head. Stump Party is dope.

Reasons I’d be great at customer service: I’m excellent at problem solving. Reasons I’d be bad at customer service: I fucking hate people.

Announced “I’m a DELIGHT!” and then “God, I’m such an asshole” within 20 minutes of each other at therapy today, so welcome to Me.

Taking "Fuck ICE" to a whole new level. www.facebook.com/reel/9002945...

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Putting out the word to theater-adjacent friends; does anyone have a resistance/protest related work they'd like to see produced? Lex-Ham Theater is looking for new works!

Jim “McGuinn” Slusarek can get fucked in the ass with a flaming spiked baseball bat. Also dude, you’re not a Byrd and you never will be.

Mallman’s “Minneapolis” on The Current’s Coffee Break just made me ugly cry, so that’s where I’m at this morning.

One thing I learned in 2025 was how to distinguish the piano arpeggio opening to “Pink Pony Club” from the piano arpeggio opening to Ber’s “To Be Cool.”

This speech just got me pregnant

I’ve been self-soothing in the Drumpf regime by treating my head like a bonsai tree. My hair was past my shoulders in January.

Hot To Go (The Batiste Remix). Pop musicology nerds, it's worth your 9 minutes.

Best sign at the protest today.

I hope Cory Booker gets all kinds of laid for this.

Bless you for those screenshots, Madison. You crazy bitch. #LIBreunion

Hulu's Paradise as a show is kinda mid but I'm enjoying the Phil Collins usage in the score and the opportunity to look at Sterling K. Brown and James Marsden a lot.

The Dutch woman who just won for Short Film (I think?) had a better dress than 75% of the famous people.

Is Nick Offerman the announcer for the Oscars?

Molly and Lauren bonding over bashing StupidDave is the energy I needed this morning. #LoveIsBlind

The ACCURACY. 😂

The one-two punch of David Byrne/St Vincent/Arcade Fire/Preservation Hall Jazz Band playing Heroes and Wake Up at the SNL 50th concert is just the life-affirming thing I needed to watch this morning. Not up on YouTube yet but it's about 2 hours into the Peacock stream.

Absolutely 💯 here for Miley and Brittany Howard covering Prince. #SNL50

My favorite 2.5 year old just informed me that his favorite song is Blinded By The Light and judging from his reaction when I played it, he was not lying.

@cinatyte.bsky.social Thank you for that Prince Super Bowl set; got me so up in my feels I had to pull the car over.

I got on a limerick kick as a teenager and wrote hundreds of them one long weekend.

One of the best hand-drawn protest signs I've seen in a while.

Hearing OGs like Mock Wheat on The Current (CONtribute) makes me miss old school first few years Current even more than usual.

All I did for my birthday yesterday was rewatch the entirety of Severance S1, if you’re wondering what 46 looks like on me.

My 2.5yo faux-godson (if we weren’t all atheist/agnostic) requested Satellite Of Love for a bedtime song last night and said he remembers me singing it when he was a baby. Which, in memory science, seems unlikely but it was cute as hell.

Finally watched the 2022 Bowie doc Moonage Daydream yesterday, and after 5 full minutes of just sound (no vision), realized it was a playback error and not just the director being super fucking dramatic.