In a moment of mild innovation and leftover candy. Kit Kat + Peppermint tea = Kit Kat Slam Making do without Tim Tams.

This is such a bop.

Need a timeline cleanse? Me too! Reminder: Professional wrestling is the greatest. You should watch it sometime.

Emergency yell into the void meet up, anyone?

Gather round children and you shall hear, your formerly techie mother debate the usability differences between Windows 97 and Windows 8....here.

Really love trick or treating and running into my neighbors multiple times. The small town moments in a big city warm my ice cold heart so damn much.

I joined Quatrefoil Library's team for the upcoming Red Undie Run, benefitting Aliveness Project! Donate to me or the Quatrefoil team and then watch us run in early December! 🩲🎅 give.aliveness.org/team/782775

Marjorie Johnson and Marilyn Hagerty in the same year. 😭

When I moved to Minneapolis in the mid-aughts, it was really difficult to make friends. People from other states didn’t get it. Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?

Has anyone else seen administrative/paper work/anything related to health care management become inexplicably harder in the past year? I feel it's not all attributable to *all this,* but finding an effective route to self-service help is rare now?

youtube.com/watch?v=ICJ9... We are live now - No Kings Protest Draws Thousands in Minneapolis Thousands have shown up to the No Kings Twin Cities Rally and March that’s taking place downtown near the U.S. Bank Stadium starting at The Commons Park. Tune in! (also live on twitch, Facebook, X/twitter)

I visited downtown Anoka, Minnesota today…a mostly red part of the Minneapolis - St. Paul metro area. I would have taken more pics, but I was busy holding my signs. Really like the Free Balls sign. I reused my DUE PROCESS IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT and HATE […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Downtown Minneapolis. No Kings.

#NoKings Minneapolis

When you’re feeling sad, remember that sad can also mean… Secretly A Dinosaur 🦖🦕

Got some free ice cream via a buy nothing group today and it just made me so happy to live in Minneapolis.

Got the quietest lit drop from Bob Sullentrop. No knock, no Ring notification. Just Bob leaving this year’s update including Lavern Turner for Mayor affiliation.

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

“Jacob Frey was here” sign up on one of the lines of fencing around the Steves/Greenway bike/ped ramp. Whoever did this: thank you.

Hulu is celebrating Rapture Day™️ by announcing a price increase. Impeccable timing 11/10

The last almost rapture was so much better because I saw Death Cab for Cutie that night after running a 10k in another state that same morning.

“How’s it going?” Me: Oh pretty good. Just up early for a good music inspired cry. youtu.be/AyCkWLSK80Y?...

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Current status

The Richfield CVS is a hotbed of wrestling fan interactions. I’ve been stopped in conversations so many times…it can’t be a coincidence anymore. Probably tied to my rewards card.

Turn up your radio and rip the knob off.

Current status

Confirmed I'm not hardcore, because I read this as Hydrox. www.popsugar.com/fitness/what...

Does anyone just want to spend your workday on Gchat with me? Like the old times?

“Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.” – Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog

Frey on MSNBC: “I’m a mayor and I’m in the reality business.” 😬 = Me, thinking about how we live in the same town and hoping that’s not another round of “casual language.”

Is wearing your Aldi sweatpants to Aldi the same as wearing a band’s T-shirt to their concert?

Ya girl got a ribbon on her first crop art entry 😭😭😭😭

We streamlined our logo to get rid of the busy graphic elements, and we’re confident this will make everyone happy. Please continue to enjoy arbys

"Polaroid" by Durry Album: "This Movie Sucks" Time: 4:36 pm

"Thanks food!"

Hey fellow Patreon creators! There’s currently a survey out about the use of AI and I think it would be pretty neat if you could tell them to eat a bag of rocks and emphasize how bad it is. Thank you patreon.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

From helping McMahon bust the WWE union in the 80s to serving as a tool for Peter Thiel to take down Gawker to shilling for Cheeto Benito, Hulk Hogan spent his life in service of the worst people in America. So long, chump.

The uptick in Coldplay via piped in musak is noticeable in recent days.

I could do without *this* rain.

Minnesotans: the ebike rebate is back! The application will open on July 30th. It is now a lottery; and there are new income eligibility requirements, so check out the link. www.revenue.state.mn.us/electric-ass...

Shout out to my FFA career mostly for teaching me Roberts rules of order and love of blue corduroy.

All these 25 shirts are gonna jinx the Twins, I just know it.

11:11 Make a wish we start soon. 🤞🏻

When picking out my convention outfit, I want to know, at what point of the day will I regret not wearing my Aldi sweatpants?

Yesterday I saw a lady open up a box of eggs at Costco, remove one layer (of 36 eggs!) and put it in her cart. The eggs were unsecured in the container and I want to live life with that much confidence. 🫡

The rudest thing I’ve heard all morning is that 2031 is 6 years away.

This is not even that difficult of a decision. You know as well as I, there is no metric where Jacob Frey measures up to leader, let alone exceptional. We deserve good things. Don’t sell yourself short accepting anything less.

Here's 13 versions of "Can't Hardly Wait" by The Replacements. (I honestly forget that I've made most of these.) open.spotify.com/playlist/4JU...