Explain your @ I'm just a babygirl in the big city 👉🏼👈🏼

@eevg.bsky.social and I finished season 2 of Twin Peaks last night and what do you mean people literally waited 25 years to see what happened holy shit

the vague live posting of sports on here always makes confused and just put down this app for the night, thanks sports fans for saving my time 🙏🏼

I just got word of something... I didn't know bananaphones had this good of signal

Called into Radio K to request some Twin Peaks this morning, you're welcome 🙏🏼

buy me dinner: @ dexanderson on V3nmo pay @stargays.bsky.social for her labor: @ glsases on V3nmo

@eevg.bsky.social described this as a spicy ramen beef stroganoff, if you want the deets check the comments.

also, no one talks about how much the Acting U.S. Attorney for Minnesota looks and acts like Leland Palmer. sort of uncanny when you get to behold his "wearing the skin of a real person" demeanor face to face

Anyone wanna play Fortnite?

I'm going to be real, kinda tired of being connected to the Internet at all. Messaging and socials and all this shit just causes me anxiety, I wanna just nuke every single account I have and delete all my messaging apps and just live without any of this.

monochrome mondayyyy

yes, folks are still patrolling to stop ICE in Minnesota. for me, this weekend meant about 200mi of driving and many fully kitted up ICE agents. your support for gas still makes a huge difference in keeping us going. venmo: @quecksilber #ICEout #FuckICE

just straight up people eating ass on the lawn, through the whole administration it's not a special event, people just eat one anothers asses literally DAILY on the lawn while I'm in power

apparently Joe Rogan died and someone is now wearing his skin like a reptilian

it was a slow sunday at the shop and I finally got to start reading "The Alchemist" during that downtime and devoured half of it through my shift. I can't wait to finish it and read it again to really digest it.

Oliver Tree dying in a mid air helicopter collision and crashing into an EV storage yard may be the most Oliver Tree way he could have gone.

Here from 10-5pm :3

Thank you @usagikumihimo.bsky.social for the buttons for my favorite jeans, for the first time since last Fall I'm able to wear them again. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

when does the world cup end so I don't have to keep seeing everyone and their mother live skeet about it

on the bus pondering the construction toilet someone pointed out last week.

really craving some Isles rn 😭🤤🤤

if you put me in a group chat I'm just going to sit on my phone all the time, but like not in a group chat way

if you invite me to a group chat I'm going to need you to sign a disclosure for me, the Minneapolis Zoo will send it to you via email

Baby Boomers believe in life insurance Millennials believe in light insouciance

If you put me in a group chat I'll just keep saying facts about sea turtles, nobody wants that

if you have a group chat, don't invite me just get a cardboard cutout of me doing a thumbs up and put me in the corner

plz don't invite me to a group chat, I'll ink myself

Live Suckershark was my nickname in high school

Did y'all hear it's not just gay sex thursday, it's gay sex month.

I don't know damn near anything about basketball but this photo goes so hard.

This is not the cool cyberpunk dystopia I was hoping for.

working a normal retail job has made me realize just how badly Twin Cities Pride treated me during my time there. I cleaned the space, I ran all in-person stuff for Wardrobe, I setup/ran/tore down events, ran the front desk, gave tours... Now? I do my job, selling weed to cool folks that come in.

I am just about $30 short of raising $1000 for the M150. Raising $1000 can provide vehicle modifications for someone living with MS so they can remain independent longer. I know this year has been tough for us Minneapolitans, but if you are able to help: events.nationalmssociety.org/participants...

White Lady Nacho Night with black beans & rice, taco seasoning tossed popcorn chicken, spring mix and other fresh veggie toppings ^_^

I can't believe my southern ass is gonna say this but... Kinda love when it's cold here, I miss it.

it's Trump's make a wish wish

2026 @amyklobuchar.com Pride Month tracker, Day 9. Nothing new to report. 2026 stats: Posts supporting Pride: 1 (recycled) Posts supporting trans rights: 0

Hey guys, I'm offering a new service.

guts: rearranged coffee: hot bed: comfy

Glad this human trash bag understands some of the basics.

good morning from meaty and I :) he cuddled with me all last night like a squishmallow.

-Minnesota

Never forget... until it's time to merchandise

Listening to System of a Down while doing the dishes as an adult like

the person piloting the proverbial plane while Jacob Frey is somewhere else smiling and shaking a Neolib's hand for his future senate run as the Savior of Minneapolis

Phallus Preserving Vaginoplasty would be a beautiful name

Interesting product name for a guy known for deflating balls

Finally, the men I forcefeed Monster to usually will know they're being force feminized when I give them this.

Life's simple pleasures: the Large $1.25 Butterfinger instant coffee from the machine at the ice rink one of the kids takes lessons at once a week

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you like) I took this photo in my first apartment where I lived on my own, and now it's a perfect header image for Minnesota's Favorite Deep Sea Horror