JASPERS? Jasped! is that a word?

this is probably the first #GopherWBB game I've been to where Maura is healthy.

I BET SOME LIBRARIANS CAN ANSWER THIS

anyone know what a "jasper" is? We're playing them in #WBB tonight. #GopherWBB #Gophers

NEW POST: Abrupt Movement. On the disappointment in Nebraska, how funny it is that USC and Northwestern got the Fox World Series Promo and the game is on Regular-Ass Fox. Also I indulge myself and make up fake early 2000s Joe Buck Fox promos for the rest of the post, sorry.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

tops on top, go gophers, and gata

if i ever reach this point then just put me down

This is the daring type of content I share that Twitter doesn't want you to see

DHS delenda est. thanks @foiaball.com www.foiaball.com/p/dhs-colleg...

Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin

Putin’s repressive machinery turns inward to target pro-war figures www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

YALL

I’ve literally seen this movie before.

The siren at 1pm is to warn you of four more years of this bullshit.

I regret to report that my write-in campaign for my dad's dog Barley to win #Minneapolis Ward 3's council seat has failed. Barley did not want to run (except in the park). But it is clear that his shit is still better than Michael "profound asshat" Rainville. cc. @wedge.live

WE LOVE THE DRAKE. THE DRAKE IS GOOD. #Gophers #GopherFB

At the Gopher basketball game and I really need this guy to play.

6-3 GOLDEN FUCKING GOPHERS! lol. #Gophers #GopherFB

> skittle-haired they/them activists TIL there are maroon colored skittles

Honestly this is an impressively diverse list for the heritage foundation, he genuinely seems to hate a lot of different kinds of people instead of the more traditional one or two kinds

listen for the detailed analysis of how we managed to win yesterday, stay for @ryanburnsmn.bsky.social's speech at the end. #Gophers #GopherFB 247sports.com/college/minn...

just reading the reddit comments about yesterday's #GopherFB game vs. MSU. All they want to do is kvetch about the refs. TRY NOT MISSING A 23 YARD FG! > 4th and 6 at UMN6 (05:23) Connington, Martin field goal attempt from 23 yards NO GOOD (H: Eckley, Ryan, LS: Wills, Jack), clock 05:23. #Gophers

DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

Parks Police is notorious among the unhoused community in DC for being particularly brutal. We did a camp defense years ago on NPS property & a resident who’d been unhoused for decades said we had to be ready for them to “come in batons swinging… they’ll crack skulls.”

THAT'S MY CORNY MOTHERFUCKER!!! WE LOVE YOU BUDDY. #Gophers #GopherFB

never change, PJ

were gonna let this guy erode whats left of our civil liberties huh cool cool

Ngl, if my legs looked like that, I’d do forecasts in shorts. If my legs looked like that, I’d use my 4 years of eligibility to find a more lucrative career while getting my masters.

you all are watching the world series. i am watching 2-5 San Jose go up 28-14 to 6-2 Hawai'i. we are not the same.

question for #GoBeavs fans: did Smith always seem this--IDK how to describe it--disengaged? Your Rodent cousins: 23 msu: 20 #GophersAndBeavers5ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN2h...

DRAKE LINDSEY The stiff arm and the TD to win in OT

Gophs bowl-eligible while Penn State will be lucky to win another game As everyone predicted back in early August

BELIEVE GODAMNIT. #GopherFB

Can’t believe they’re going to put Game 7 of the World Series up against the first leg of the Pac-12 Championship.

LOL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

Costume mascot in a costume is always impressive

AT THE HALF! OUR Golden #Gophers: 10 Michigan State fightin' Johnathan Smiths: 0 #GopherFB

KNOCK DOWN DRAG OUT NO HOLDS BARRED, NO PUNCHES PULLED I'm just cheering for a GOOD GAME.

the Golden #gophers' 5-1 victory last night vs. wisconsin: * the badgers' worst home loss since a 2002 game vs. Duluth * broke their 37 game winning streak * for the second time in three years, featured a Gopher's first ever goal in maroon and gold (previous: Solveig Neunzert in Dec 2023) […]

@thedigitaldam.com @14osu.gobeavs.app y'all are seriously considering Paul Chryst for a new head coach?

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT!!!! SKI-U-FUCKING-MAH! THE 10 GAME LOSING STREAK IS DONE. GO FUCKING #GOPHERS. THIS. IS. #GOPHERHOCKEY. #GWH #PRIDEONICE

after flipping the Tommies/ohsu game on and immediate seeing a Tommies player get knocked to the ground from head contact... At some point, the #WCHA needs to step in. Her teams play dirty.

MY GOD WHAT A SAVE BY @umdwhockey.bsky.social's VILLANUEVA!!! #WCHA

checking the college hockey and #gophers subreddits: "WE SUCK AT HOCKEY FIRE BOB MOTZKO INTO THE SUN!!!" "our women's team is currently 9-1-0 and #1 in the NCAA's NPI ranking, come over to Ridder sometime! it's $12!" "WOMEN'S HOCKEY!? WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WOMEN'S HOCKEY!?!?!?!?!!!!"

@byctom.bsky.social do you have any suggestions for where to sit in wrigley field? I have not been since 1993 and I was barely 5 at the time. My dad is still upset that his cousin got me to cheer for the cubs over the cardinals.

#16!? that's Max Brosmer's number! GOLDEN FUCKING #GOPHERS TO WIN BABY! #GopherFB #RTB