chelsea bridge ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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violence engineer. i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
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time is the sea that laps us from memory
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with the time i have i want you to know kindness i leave when i go
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new account label just dropped
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did you know Signal has a "note to self" feature for sending notes, images, and other files to yourself across devices? it's a special contact that only you see, maintains the same encryption as other conversations, and even supports disappearing messages.
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Note to Self
Who is Note to Self? This contact entry is a chat to send messages to yourself. Use this feature to jot down a note for yourself to review later or to share messages and files with your linked d...
https://support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/360043272451-Note-to-Self
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chelsea bridge ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
trans lives are playing pieces on a game board to cis ""allies"". they pass ally points back and forth with each other to cultivate a "caretaker superiority" mentality where their perspectives become worth more than ours.
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almost 2 years ago
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holy shit the guy who murdered Johan Sebastiรกn Durรกn Guerrero was kind enough to confess to his ex-wife who immediately turned around and forwarded it to the Portland Press Herald
www.pressherald.com/2026/07/16/i...
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i cannot open a fucking pickle jar
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[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]
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5 months ago
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joke's on them, the cops don't process rape kits already
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i'm not a violent woman, i'm a ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ถ๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ
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yall should know that roost app is genAI
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faraday cages are chastity play for mechsploitation girls
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chelsea bridge ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
liberals ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ sending their best and that's the problem
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i cannot open a fucking pickle jar
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sysctl? how about sis cuddle instead, nerd
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flirting.
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it is fascinating how so many people on social media encounter someone who does not hold space for arguments and become unable to do anything but flail and fall off a log angrily years of twitter and fb taught them that everyone wants to do this i do not know what the antidote is
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[in the crab bucket] i can't wait to jerk every one of you off
about 1 month ago
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wearing my grippy socks to the orgy so everyone knows i'll do anything and i care about safety
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the tiny desk sound guy is Very fucking good. his name is josh rogosin and there are some videos about how he gets it done:
youtu.be/G7L5cLqdRwE?...
youtu.be/e07bI5rz6FY?...
youtu.be/lvgipZcIbAg?...
and here's a incredible performance that is a prime example of how good he is
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Tower of Power: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
https://youtu.be/IDksWTzZQ2c?si=IMWYbbt6lboBx3eD
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NPR in-house recording engineer: haha that's funny as fuck man. sure, lmao. wait what do you meanโ
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emily sunshine
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240k-follower shitlib guy: โbig talk from THIS POSTER whoโโ [hushed whisper from 60k reply guy]: โi looked at her posts she stabs people for fun dude she stabs people for fun she stabs people for funโ 240k: [backspaces] โthis womanโs quote has given me a lot to think about. muting thread now.โ
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๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ธ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ
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just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat
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funny thing is, the DoD testosterone therapy thing would be a page 4 story if HRT were available over the counter in the first place
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taping a handful of screws to a girl and beating her with a pipe reverse pipe bomb
14 days ago
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southern gals with fat hogs are dicksie chicks
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if every woman took off her bra simultaneously after a long day the psychic energy that would be released into the universe would birth a new star
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to clear up confusion i'm seeing - screening is mandatory for 30+ - optional for under 30 - receiving HRT is *not mandatory* (thank god) but don't be surprised if it becomes "strongly recommended" to the point of advancement and deployment denials
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Hegseth Orders Mandatory Testosterone Screening, Optional TRT for Troops 30 & Older
Beards, body fat, fitness tests, and now hormones. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's campaign continues to remake the force.
https://www.military.com/hegseth-orders-mandatory-testosterone-screening-optional-trt-troops-30-older
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๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ณ
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excuse me while i don't give a single shit about cis people's opinions regarding the government giving HRT to cis people
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this was after i did a needle demo on myself for the first time, my introduction to sharps play how little she knew and yet how right she was
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i really like to kiss trans women
#chaserlife
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the unrefined, imperfect art you make yourself is SO MUCH MORE valuable than anything someone could prompt an AI to generate, and people like sam altman and elon musk like half of hacker news want you to think otherwise while they turn everything into the most boring shit imaginable
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ah shit chelsea woke up and started posting
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chelsea bridge ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
*slaps roof of transsexual* this baby can hold so much apoplectic rage
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trans people have every right to be twice as angry as we are and you're lucky we aren't
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if you are cis and the Hegseth news is the first time you've said anything about HRT please find the nearest trans person and pay for their next prescription
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cute to see cis people suddenly concerned about hormone therapy
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thinking about the fact that in the next two months i will be topping at least seven people for sharps i am blessed to not only have these people in my life but that they trust me with this i talk a lot about violence but the biggest part of it is trust and care you cannot have enough
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๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ช๐ต๐บ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ฑ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ง
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i once said, as a flirt, "you're gonna look like you had a fight with a batting cage," to someone and though i can't remember to whom i sent it i am fairly certain they felt that in their bones
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๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐บ๐ด ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฆ๐ด
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about 1 year ago
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containment
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soar
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decorating the hotel room with lilies because your catgirl is into edge play
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@remei.lol
happy birthday, my heart, i love you โฅ๏ธ [CW: needles, blood]
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rejected bond girl
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6 days ago
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*justin roczniak voice* welcome to Well There's Your Problem, a podcast about engineering disasters. with slides. today we're gonna talk about Chelsea Bridge. not that one, that one's in London and totally fine. but first, the goddamned news"
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