it’s international women’s day, trans women are the women of women

absolutely confounding the lads at the dick measuring contest

theyre calling her negative six and a half and some unknown number of change inches mei

<< hows the new pussy

say the things you would say if you knew you were about to run out of time. do the things you would do

🐺 thats amazeballs 🦊 no those are in the incinerator

laughed so hard i queefed hell yeah

better call saul dramatis personae the tranny (howard) the repper (chuck) the chaser (jimmy) the cis bestie (kim) the grungler (mike)

new pussy upkeep is a lot of fucking work

tattoo above my ass that says 𝗜𝗗 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 (gramp stamp)

hear me out: hezbollalapolooza

my token cishet guy just called me on his off day to check up on me and gab about work dudes fucking rock

THERAPIST: claude cook isnt real he cant hurt you CLAUDE COOK:

farmer livelihood destroyed by ontological weevil

hi it mei

trying to figure out if my best friend is alive

what did she know

infodumping about early modern mtg to her for twenty minutes despite never having played it in any official capacity

hey man don't wanna impose on you or anything but you've got a fast car and i want a ticket to anywhere

"da mets" is an all purpose statement it is linguistic perfection

someone left a fruit gummy on the couch ofc im gonna eat it

Last thing those 3 US F-15s saw when the Ghost of Kuwait pulled up on their tails

dark souls ii is my emotional support video game danger is predictable and loss is only ever user error a closed system where iteration works as intended you never win , but you do get to live

splintered consciousness

hes just like me fr

asking her if shes pre-op or pussed up

Shadow Diletta

inverse nominative determinism

hello i have to make another trip to new york next month for an srs consult and plane tickets and taking days off from work adds up so if you like me and want to help out, considering subscribing? especially if you save my nudes i post on here already ya know?

me dilating

so, the Carnegie Hall presale went kinda bonkers and they said "you guys wanna add a night 2?" which I am still getting my head around this being my life, but it's what happened, so we did. The Mountain Goats have added a second show at Carnegie Hall. Tickets here. www.mountain-goats.com/tour

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die later 📸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social

if uve never been chained to a radiator and fucked like an animal i highly recommend it

sorry ladies the stone ring stays On during sex

the road from "you are an hour late on your dilating you should go fix that" to talking shop for fifteen minutes is shorter than u would think

cw CNC there is power in deciding who can give you flashbacks

further disclosure for new follows this account posts about death , graphic media and discussion thereof , and intense consensual violence including CNC (aka rape play) - the latter will be tagged as such for word mute purposes

today we're resetting the cube

girls biting my tummy is an instant medical trauma response and im shocked i havent kneed anyone in the head yet

im officemaxxing im in my staples arc im such a good little excel

the worst part of recovery is realizing i can never laugh because it will pull one or more stitches

LITTLE CAESAR: [𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺] beatsa meatsa

remember when 1k was the threshold for posters madness we lived in simpler times

edelgard genAI when

edgelord sneakerhead sephirothposting butch dont u mean the ultimate wifeform

nigi mitama

reposting the fag bag thread because it brings me joy