imagining a living room with adequate lighting

website for small birds to trip report weird things they eat off the ground (sparrowid)

Alright I'm betting almost everyone who reads this already knows how all of this feels but just in case some other egg sees this some day: here is what I experienced after I asked my gf to inject me with estrogen. See comments. 6/4/2026 Dosage: 6mg, 3mL ~8:00 PM

texas delenda est

oh no

my dog my daughter my daughter my dog my research alive knicks in five

my green men little my earth flat circle my elvis alive knicks in five

stan marsh playing find the clitoris for the entire south park movie was a vision of my future as a post op transsexual

need a nonalc gin replacement hmm

to the guy walking his pit off leash - when the fuck up happens you will regret this

shockingly being outside is fixing me , the professional basement dweller

navigated a trauma response without any fallout and now its time to go buy nonalcs and limes before she gets here

what i dont know and should probably figure out is how crossing swords internally works for penetration if i have a toy in one slot and a girl in the other

my consolation price for not being able to dilate with orange is being able to take a 1.75" plug with a lube packet and no other prep still got it

my favorite dynamic has got to be fight to lose

mei do ur shot

need something that will trim (as in less not shave as in off) pubic hair and looking at the balanced reviews for the publicly tested options is making me insane

got transferred from a therapist specializing in kink polyamory and transsexuals (🎊) to a therapist specializing in IPV and neglect/abandonment & im hoping that my clinical notes transferred over because i dont want to have to explain the sadism again with a heavy layer of Its Not What It Looks Like

prelude to violence

if you ever interact with Real Money the degrees of separation between the fabrics of your lives are palpable in a way that is unsettling

ordered a chopped cheese on a hero and they charged me ten ninety nine for throwing a bunch of ingredients at luigi mangione

not a goddamned thing happened at work for the entire nine hours i was there and i missed both the beach & apparently poker with the extra overtime covering most of the cost of the cab i took to the lirr to get to the subway. i maintain the job market is too fucked for me to get out but we'll see

they spray me in woims

switch (piercer/photographer)

i know im serious about my art because i can do things like • resist putting $350 into a macro lens ill rarely ever use for four years and counting • on recommendation of a $100 tattoo stencil printer from a professional immediately have one shipped to me • we shant speak of lighting investments

[CW bloody knife] 𝘺𝘦𝘴.

🦋 feature update: we gave some wolverines amphetamines and trained them to hunt for anyone above 40 pg/ml of estrogen in their blood

shoutout roti gotta be one of the best foods ever

"my slave has very elastic skin" didnt ask my guy!

sitting in an artistic cutting and scalpel scarification intensive and talking shop with chelsea i feel like im drawing a full breath in for the first time in months

excellent read

typical zoom meeting

the jerk store called i defaulted on my rent to own payments and theyre coming to repossess you im sorry i didnt tell you before im so sorry

💃🏻 so i have a date on tuesday with a very aesthetically intimidating woman and i dont know what to wear 💃🏿 wear nothing. 💃🏻 lmao 💃🏿 mei im serious 💃🏿 its new york 💃🏿 its hot 💃🏿 wear nothing 🕺🏻 yeah im with her mei 💃🏻 yk i did work hard enough on this thing 💃🏻 hell yeah send it

“listen to your body” and “make enough money to live” are conflicting imperatives under the T&C of the current OS afaik

thirty dollar salad 💀 new york!!!

stop calling them couponers stop normalizing rebate perverts

i can always tell when theres a decomp in the morgue bc ill get ten feet from the closed door and go "whew smells like body in here"

pooping without a bidet feels like a hate crime

Memp

"lower prices than usual" twenty five bucks for a one mile cab shoot me

imagine living in a country with functional regulatory bodies

mel gibsons The Passhon of the Christ

This is still America

hippy pride month 🎶🌼🌕🪘☀️🌿🎶

coworker is taking an hour and forty minute route home because the alternative is a ninety dollar uber functional transit!

i feel the need the need for peed

GREETINGS MORTALS I SHALL BE GRACING THE FINE CITY OF NEW YORK WITH MY ANGELIC BEATS THIS MONDAY JUNE 8TH AT WONDERVILLE !!!!! IF YOU DONT COME YOU SHALL FACE MY JUDGEMENT

higher level of baseline affinity for people who talk with their hands (largely bc of auditory processing disorder)

surprised that insurance companies dont take ultraviolet visible portrait shots of customers to adjust their rates based on skin damage