measurements faggot who insists on referring to her nullification as a eunuch conversion

aawagga

🎶 110 holes in the back of remei 🎶 🎶 110 holes in the back 🎶 🎶 i dont know the rest of the words 🎶 🎶 the number doesnt go down 🎶

every now and then someone shows me a screencap from a year or two ago of a thing i said to consensually terrify them on website and i think wow who was that girl and how did she have so much energy

shoulda been named stabitha

> dykiest

dipstick lesbian (dick long + thin + kinda oily)

xiaolongbao with my heart it is good to be alive

brick out with my dick out

cant believe theres a bitch out here named q smh

remembering tranny hovel today

as someone who owns five (5) black amazon essentials tanks i am merely the butch variant of the early transition girlie

lizzie just knocked on my door and said "just a heads up soup is on the way[1] theyll be here in 15-20 minutes[2] to take a look at the floor[3]" and my sleep deprived internal response was [1] who doordashed soup [2] is this an enby [3] why are they looking at our "its the super" oh

eri worked on my boots and i was spellbound the entire time holy shit

i saw this thing my sister did to someone and now i need it done to me but ive done some tests for hook tension in my skin and the healing looks to go Slow As Fuck and i dont want that in my tits esp if i have a nickel allergy (i am unsure as to whether i have a nickel allergy)

"so i hear youre quite the pain connoisseur" remains one of the most powerful how do you dos ive ever heard in my life

we’re gonna get old and gray, all of us

how to talk to women

who up falling out of bed at 1am

when two incredible cooks collab we all win

ride home with fucked trains is > a tesla > pulls up properly > backs up slowly and away from the curb > he's ten inches away from the curb > staring at me through the passenger window > waits > rolls passenger window down > "hi im mei thanks for picking me up" > no response

existing in the liminal state of pending insurance approval

girl who helps you tape puppy pads onto your mattress protector before sliding a bloodstained hotel room bedsheet over them

the thing about telling her she can put a LOBAS amount of needles in me is that i get to return fire and escalate in three and a half weeks

come on down to remei q bloodletters blood bank and fag tagging emporium! whether u want slurs at u or in u we got em. too much blood? not on our watch. special discount on black humour balancing now thru valentines! leave lighter than u came - and remember: it dont matter. none of this matters.

i found a tattoo shop downstairs from my hairstylist where i can get black ink for 55% less than ive been paying online which means Its Time to Tag Some Fags

the "hate this train in particular" to "oops i moved and this is is my train now" pipeline is real

they should redo the most dangerous game but with a chaser as the man for irony purposes you see

the bed still smells like chocolate fuck yeah

the cool thing about new york mass transit is when it works the uncool thing about new york mass transit is when it doesnt and your uber home is forty dollars

sometimes you take a picture of yourself and then you take forty pictures of yourself and then you content-aware your face away again and again and again and again and again and again until youve created a trypophobia nightmare with tits this , too , is photography

coworker from the city says she loves hearing my voice on the phone , says i must have worked for some radio station before we are getting off the charts levels of Voice Good

scott stapp × chad kroeger ERP

giving her the crazy eyes as i pull the suture taut and whisper "these violent delights have violent mends"

show vageen and frog

deepfake wwf champion grok lesnar

my hair is too long to not get in my mouth and too short to tie up properly

so a cool thing about underdosing my shots for two weeks in a row in order to not have my E levels flagged by my provider a month before major surgery is that im not sleeping well and i dont want to talk to anybody and this is going to continue for four more days

🕴🏾 mei u know who u look like 💃🏻 whos that 🕴🏾 angelina jolies husband 💃🏻 brad pitt 🕴🏾 no the other one 💃🏻 billy bob thornton 🕴🏾 yeah 💃🏽 no she looks like 💃🏽 whats her name 💃🏽 meg foster 🕴🏾 mmhmm 🕴🏾 like a cross between the two 💃🏻 thats kinda my thing hell yeah

sharps session in april with a fellow practitioner lfg

i was at a blood orgy once and while sitting down to catch a breather another participant asked me "so what are you into besides this" i couldnt answer her beyond "......photography?" and i felt a bit ashamed of that i didnt want to answer with any of the things that fell by the wayside

for me one of the most important things about second puberty has been realizing that i can navigate it without making it the cornerstone of my identity and i wish this was more broadly known to people either on the cusp of or early in transition

the washer running makes the floor tick in the next room

imagine not having a sleep disorder

part of staying sane this year is putting on over the top gourmand body lotion before i go down for the night so that even if i dont sleep right i still smell real good

i have £30 to last me 9 days if anyone would care to help out :c ko-fi.com/laufeyjardot...

dyatlov passoid

i know ive made it as a new yorker when a coworker can go mei u seen this shit and show me a five second clip of what is clearly trax losing his shit at scammers in the diamond district

work bestie from upstairs just held a piece of paper over a bag and said "staple me" and y'all i was SO PROFESSIONAL

upcoming beating rescheduled to mid-year (domme summoned to mexico last minute) ay frijoles