i should not be allowed to run out of bread for pb&js when im on a mandatory sleep med that makes me ravenously hungry by the time i get home from work and everyone is asleep where is the forethought

dusting off the evil woman

i brought a tarp to a first date and i cannot stress any part of that sentence enough

mei stop crossing ur legs and gettin pussy hort challenge (difficulty : impossible)

shooting in jpeg and sending it is my equivalent of a no makeup selfie lookup tables are vital and perfectionism is brittle armor

the drug hunger has kicked in and fuck me im so glad i dont stock junk food in the house because i have learned from past mistakes and as much as this sucks right now it could be much worse inflammation jacking up all my shit constantly is not worth the quick fix

autistic girl who wants to feel like shes a barge put me in the tugbox

my vibe check is 95% are you normal 5% niche compatibility overtures and you would be surprised at how well this filter works

revisiting a classic

> build asuka/kairi/iyo story for a year > pull asuka vs iyo off mania card > fire kairi five days later miserable fucking company

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i think that we should all hold hands and scream

THIS IS NOT A DRILL GREMLINS 2.22 IS LIVE stream.segfest.com

adding harissa to halal cart food is a game changer

🪡💃🏻++

i would like to be less physically overstimulated please and thank you

thinking about buying a pair of fuckass ugly sunglasses and rebranding myself Zheanna, Estrogen Empress

if i have these things and want money instead of them is the play still ebay or some other thing im old (and not on fb marketplace) and dont know what the good secondhand platform is anymore

i think im gonna sell some camera gear to get a switch 2 for portable ffxiv

bro i need to make tonkatsu curry again what am i doing with my life if not this

i need way more shelves on my walls and the only impediment to getting two 30in ones up right the fuck now is that im not confident in my ability to mark and drill them level

in trying to figure out what my pits smell like i think ive narrowed it down to goat curry but cant get more specific than that on my own

dark souls 2 is my game 27

sequence break (skipped the blue dilator)

my pussy smells like pussy neat

i think im gonna drop by our location in manhattan two days before i go back to work just to get eyes on the place and see what the fuck is actually happening in that wretched hive of scum and villainy

serving greyfab (neutral , contrived)

do not , my friends , become addicted to camera it will take hold of u , and u will resent its absence

"mei ur the most chronically topless person ive ever known" yes. clothes are the devil. we should never have done this

keen memory for touch and pressure and i can map the cleaver to my hand before i pick it up i should pick it up

kind but not nice today

i wanna be the very best

im t4t (time 4 tbed)

soloing green dilator for the first time 🎊

room is very nearly clean enough for me to have the desk cleared off which means i can actually use the desk thats been buried under medical supplies since inpatient for perfumery

nintendo switch that died in the move has been resurrected seven months later finally a girl can play densha de go again

two different hair dyes in a three day span washed out completely after application and i think the hard water here just has my hair too porous to hold color

okay time to stand under cold water for an indeterminate amount of time pls wish mei luck

once i get my first full paycheck in months im gonna celebrate alone with italo disco a nonalc boulevardier a maximalist camera setup and the sight of my own blood

i kept an empty bottle of bulleit 10 year that i got as a bachelor party gift from my ex-FIL and now im gonna store ritual in it because a) i think im funny and b) its a nice fucking bottle

take me to that fuckin place where they make the food in front of u. the hitachi grill

i cant crack jokes nearly as funny about wanting to leave the room anytime a possible prelude to sex is happening to or around me (if i can slash if there is a manual somewhere that gets passed around to new people please let me know tia)

joining a discord server and immediately mute+hiding all the nsfw channels is character growth

wearing a cunty silver crown while getting lips on my tits and bits (jughead)

oh my God im so out of shape jesus christ --but-- i deep cleaned my room and excavated the flat bench and even if im winded after basic exercises fucking hell it feels good to move again

the problem with legs is that i dont have six more of them

my cancellable take is that i found a fair amount of south park funny as fuck actually

simple sabotage field manual ass resteraunt

dont think im gonna be too violent on here anymore im capital t Tired and with work starting back up there is no reason to jack up my ratio of talkin to walkin u feel me

pussy spring real