vc firm guy as new interim ceo of website cool cool cool

watching this next time i dilate

[𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘦] whats good chestie

tighter than id like (barely got purple to 5) but not too tight to get blue up to 2

when my old bangers from years ago get low or no traction thats how i know ive kept the rent down

boss makes a dime i make a dime we work at the mint thats why we make dimes

working a charismatic church from the inside and seeing how nakedly exploitative the business and its lures and hooks are from top to bottom with absolutely no one around me seeing how any of this is a problem

speculum my new best friend clicky spring inside me Yes

im her shes me

YES YES YES YES YES YES

OT YHWH was into rageplay "dude im gonna smite u if u dont genocide the amalekites haha jk fr go kill the babies. bro im so serious rn. i love uuuuuu <3"

the great Tʜᴇʏ Aᴍ

bro my shit straight up Quacked this morning

casualty of trade war canada only exporting some dressed chips

perfect weather , good cab driver , im so good at locking in on a timetable

i am Fox Woman and i do not have time for this

[crashout re nyu surgery discord] girlypop ur insurance paid two hundred thousand dollars for a neovagina and ur a grown ass woman i am Begging U not to call it a vagooner or a vahoohaa or whatever twee ass lisa frank bowdlerization of anatomy strikes ur steven universe fancy in a medical groupchat

renaming my bush pennsylvania field so she'll crash into me

underestimated the extent to which dilation issues would make me averse to being perceived by or talked to by anyone hanging a sign which reads "no you cant help and no im not talking about it" until further notice the appropriate amount of stimulus is zero

it’s international women’s day, trans women are the women of women

absolutely confounding the lads at the dick measuring contest

theyre calling her negative six and a half and some unknown number of change inches mei

<< hows the new pussy

say the things you would say if you knew you were about to run out of time. do the things you would do

🐺 thats amazeballs 🦊 no those are in the incinerator

laughed so hard i queefed hell yeah

better call saul dramatis personae the tranny (howard) the repper (chuck) the chaser (jimmy) the cis bestie (kim) the grungler (mike)

new pussy upkeep is a lot of fucking work

tattoo above my ass that says 𝗜𝗗 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 (gramp stamp)

hear me out: hezbollalapolooza

my token cishet guy just called me on his off day to check up on me and gab about work dudes fucking rock

THERAPIST: claude cook isnt real he cant hurt you CLAUDE COOK:

farmer livelihood destroyed by ontological weevil

hi it mei

trying to figure out if my best friend is alive

what did she know

infodumping about early modern mtg to her for twenty minutes despite never having played it in any official capacity

hey man don't wanna impose on you or anything but you've got a fast car and i want a ticket to anywhere

"da mets" is an all purpose statement it is linguistic perfection

someone left a fruit gummy on the couch ofc im gonna eat it

Last thing those 3 US F-15s saw when the Ghost of Kuwait pulled up on their tails

dark souls ii is my emotional support video game danger is predictable and loss is only ever user error a closed system where iteration works as intended you never win , but you do get to live

splintered consciousness

hes just like me fr

asking her if shes pre-op or pussed up

Shadow Diletta

inverse nominative determinism

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me dilating