banning helldivers, a fascism simulator, would be one of the funnier responses to this

lol this seems fine, surely there is enough demand for uncanny anime titties

does anyone want to help me pay my impending rent? i spent all my money on groceries & have ~$10 left lol 😅 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

humiliation pov: popular tranny mean girl reads out all your bad posts and laughs at you

setting up the giallo lighting to meet up with my catfished maga tinder hookup

fantasy isnt allowed in porn anymore btw. pizze delivery guy doesnt fuck. shes not stuck in the washing machine. the milf has to go to bed early because her kids have school in the morning

they should invent a screen that makes u feel better after u look at it

we need a transexual giallo revival

God help us all if Kojima ever actually has sex tho. The post virginity Kojima era would take lives.

subtweeting that post about wanting realistic grounded t4t smut and that's called going outside or getting on grindr sweaty

dog stats drop

killing god is what the heroes do. i have played enough JRPG to know this

candy cig and nicotine patch

just met new dogsitting client for next month and she is the sweetest old lil girl 😍

if you are struggling to make ends meet and you walk by a house with a 12 foot skeleton outside, that is your enemy. inside that house lives your enemy.

making a benadryl faygo cocktail and seeing the hatchetman, brb

🥩💫🩸🦴🌀 #nsfw #art #furry

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

sex boots

turned over entire apartment and found the power supply and some boots thought were left at an exes but no tat machine so what even is a productive week? -_-

life is pretty easy actually if u like suffering

starting the day with a big slop article about how gen z is so anime brained they can't even overthrow a government without their cartoon jolly roger written by some dork who has never even heard of Eiichiro Oda

the fascists keep going on about how everyone is trying to kill them and this is one fantasy we should give them

poser webcomic with intricate lore explaining why two dudes are fucking in front of the statue of liberty

Sharkira + Ramona (conceptually inspired by @herny.bsky.social )

the country in an administrative deadlock because they keep trying to officially declare trans people to be illegal but a script installed by one of the doge kids automatically deletes any mention of trans people regardless of context and nobody can figure out how to turn it off

offering bespoke bullet engraving services

boofing tylenol is way more effective for getting autism btw, at least 80%

what do u dip bullets in so that christofash are denied entry to heaven?

*at the gun store* i request your most verbose bullet sir

gender affirming being broke all the time

fuck my stupid fucking puppy brain!!!

heartbreaking: the t4t date going on next to you at the spot has one of the worst political conversations you've heard in years

"pants shittingly beautiful"

may we survive this time so we can forcibly reeducate all journalists and make them feel shame for the crimes they’ve committed against humanity

the potion seller is hondosing me

oh shit u can tattoo leather and seal it over with acrylic?? 👀

germ still remains undefeated as most nonbinary name ive encountered in the wild

iced oatmeal

the trans militia paycheck hasn't hit this month yet so if anyone wants to buy some non consensual drawn pornography now's the time

women have demanded that we resume tattoo practice and who are we to deny women

Dodge rolling in circles around my dad in the cereal aisle at Kroger while he tries to hit me with his cane

weed cart empty.. u wouldn't want a dog to not be stoned would u?

chainsaw man looks fucking awesome

another day on this bitch of an earth eat shit and die hungry fuck u monday edition