they only went and made a third one!!

in canada with big gay family 💖 ok time for sleepy

Impact top Northernlion in the play room at Switch monologuing about his spanking strategy between hits

(me to the server after they bring my 12-piece nigiri omakase) what da tuna

CANADA

good evening lesbians;

3D printing a new pasta shape

i just wanna be One of the Girls when im hanging with the girls and One of the Guys when im hanging with the guys

i just wanna be One of the Girls when im hanging with the girls and One of the Guys when im hanging with the guys

still the least hated meangirls dot online account 😤

see you soon Canada!

Damon Che and Ben Gibbard supergroup called Don Cab for Cutie

chat do u ever just think about yr wife and go 🫠🫠🫠🥰🥰🥰

eight maids a-milking have come forward

Geordie Greep is just BRIT school Zoogz Rift

my phone keeps buzzing me like "check out your new memories" and i think it;s really sad that big tech wants to do our remembering for us

of course people live in my head rent free! what do u take me for, a landlord?

i love shooting the shit with my friends (we all go to a public bathroom and drop deuces in the toilets and then open fire on the turds)

Ptui. ptui. ptui. i;m just spitballing here

finding out halimede is just a character and not a real cis lesbian chaser is the online tranny version of learning Santa isn;t real

"him" is gender neutral when ur talking about a smol critter

It's fucked up how HRT and gender-affirming procedures have one of the lowest regret rates of any medical procedure yet the guidelines are still written in a way that presupposes that you will regret your decision and want to detransition

Mark Kozelek? oh you mean Songs: Ohio

wheeeeen theeeeee moon is a guy and you land in his eye that;s a Méliès

tfw the politti is a little TOO scritti

There;s new content about hattie ready to view.

Dr Seuss' 'Ohio: the places you'll go'

one of the most kafkaesque things that can happen to you is getting an email from your manager that says "see me" with no elaboration

im gonna see my big gay canadian family this weekend, imperials

LIAM GALLAGHER: *pointing gun at morning glory* whats the FUCKING story

nobody knew who i was til i said i;m hattie

i;m hattie and sometimes it feels like that's all i;ll ever be. just an ouroboros of reference with no referent

Cash Cab but it's just an Uber ride with an older male driver who wants to make small talk

where the heck is HATTIE

what if the guy from cash cab started making a red wine called cash cab

having a high estradiol/low attention day

a show called Normal Cab where the guy from Cash Cab drives a normal cab and everyone he picks up is like Hey you're the guy from Cash Cab! Am I in the Cash Cab? and he's like No.

i was walking down the street and all of a sudden Rob Huebel, Rob Corrdry, and Rob Riggle jumped me and took my wallet and shouted "YOU JUST GOT ROBBED" and i was like ohhhhhhhh i get it

call me a cliche tbe way i;m about to terminate this thot

"i;m hattie" is mostly a thought terminating cliche at this point

why do i want to cry all of a sudden

i love you

i;m hattie

phil elverum could;ve been one of the greatest shitposters on the internet but he decided to record multiple indie rock masterpieces instead

both ways 📷 Konica FC-1 50mm/1.8 🎞 Fuji 400 🧪 by @stveronicaphoto.com

they meet 📸 Konica FC-1 🎞 Fuji 200

what that mouth do

i was walking down the street when suddenly i was surrounded by the cast of STOMP and they beat me rhythmically with mallets

i;m in ur house making the pipes do all manner of eerie noises

my cold sore is gone anyone wanna make out