she samla on my mammas til i manna

if you've ever jacked it to my exteriors photos please lmk

yo i feel a stirring in my loins i think my libido is returning

nyaaaaaa 🐱 i;m a kitty

this is how the gnostic schizotrans holy war is gonna manifest IRL isn;t it 😟

exteriors 40

hot allostatic load is what i call laundry fresh from the dryer

call my dick a billionaire the way it;s getting crushed inside this sub

remember when Paul Banks from Interpol released a mixtape called 'Everybody On My Dick Like They Supposed To Be'

every Bond movie from now on should end with him dying in some spectacular fashion and then in the following movie everyone is like "Bond?! We all thought you were dead!" and he's like "don't worry about it"

wwo

the album Elaenia by Floating Points 2015

the album Jordan: The Comeback by Prefab Sprout 1990

my passport is probably coming back with an M on it but yeah sure i guess im doing OK

it should be illegal for brainworms to hurt pretyy girls

fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes

FUCK BRUCE HARRELL ALL MY HOMIES HATE BRUCE HARRELL

GET HARRELL OUT OF THERE

i think i might desperately need adhd medication

call me Edmund Fitzgerald, baby, cause your pussy is Superior and I'm going down

the thing is. you can't negotiate with a tumor. it is not productive to get pissed off at a tumor but you *can* get pissed off at the doctor who refuses to acknowledge the blood you keep coughing up because the tumor has convinced him that his portfolio will go up by .5% if you die hope that helps

it aches that there's so many pretyy girls who i like and who like me back and they're all so far away

*opening the app that makes you hate yourself* ugh i hate myself

i have been doing t gel for a week now and im still waiting on my libido to come back

what incels think transsexual group chats are like:

*girl who has only heard "Tripping Billies" listening to another Dave Matthews Band song* not getting enough "Tripping Billies" vibes from this tbh...

gay is a sexual orientation. queer is a liberatory ethos with emphasis on bodily autonomy.

i showed u my fatal flaw pls respond

literal profile pic

*hornet silksong voice* LIBIDO!

here is bait! engage with me!

i can't imagine that inhaling vegetable oil is going to turn out to be much better for people than inhaling tobacco smoke

cowards 3

cowards 3

im no longer interested in "building a following on bsky" i am "building a life with my wife"

a silly jpeg that i have created

hot take: it is bad to be a narcissist and it behooves you to temper whatever narcissistic tendencies you have

me: girls who are 6'1" 😃 "BOOOOO!" "Get off the stage!" "That's not a real height!"

wish the brainworms would stop Finding a Way

*talking to a transmasc gay couple* so which one of you is roland orzabal and which one's curt smith

there's definitely a mage who has a pocket warren specifically for fucking

malazan mages traveling by warren to their grindr hookup

i should be able to summon people by saying "come over~"

god gives his biggest racks to his most transmasc soldiers

wild how Geordie Greep called his album 'The New Sound' and it was just a continuation of what he was doing with black midi

Darryl Hall and Joyce Carol Oates

resting place

"any music worth its salt is good for dancing / but i tried to be the fred astaire of words"