"it's a narcotic" suck my dick and balls, you can buy literal poison on every street corner with photo ID

[trying to get hired at a big tech company] actually i think we should de-stigmatize looking at explicit imagery at work.

gdi they got @livfreeorcry.gay too

i don't shower with shampiss i shower with shamshit

yeah so this new kink ive been getting really into is where the girl likes me and i like her and we both enjoy having sex with each other because we wanted it to happen. yeah not sure what that’s called but it’s so hot right? kinda fucked tho. i think i might be too far gone. this might be illegal

my hot take is that because Hideaki Anno's Shin Kamen Rider never had a scene where he played with puppies, that's how you know that it's not very good and Anno doesn't *Get* Kamen Rider

some people on this planet have no standards, they see a pretty girl and then are like "yes I will watch Sword Art Online in the year 2026"

maybe I'll be pretty when I get my hair all done up at the end of the month

took a night shower, washed my hair, about to trim my finger nails

unfortunately I will probably have to hold off on this shitty quality vintage movie poster for a film I havent seen for a while yet

walking on the wire ready to fall idgaf my older sister deactivated

anyway did you hear about barbara streisand's wedding? i heard talking about it gets your account perma'd

how it feels not giving a fuck about nintendo products

Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷‍♂️ #JustVibes

inside you there are two wolves

ur telling me theyre building a balls room..... what about the penis room....... anyone said this fuckin shit

he was a witch hat atelier boy, she was a dorohedoro girl

transition timeline

really not sure why this O Brother Where Art Thou remake is set in Ancient Greece

y'know what this is bluesky not tumblr, have the alt with her cock out as a treat

I should just pick up another shift in my week and give up on ever having a social life lol

bro you forgot to smile today

Welp, I made another gojinka. If you don't know who biollante is, finding out is your homework

you DO owe shit to your community. you DO owe shit to your brothers and sisters. that's what being part of a community fucking is! and if you give nothing back, if you choose actions antithetical to our liberation, you're not in the community! you're just someone with pronouns!

whatever who gives a shit about me anyways

love my only real social media website slowly crumbling as even my older sister is deactivated for the moment, almost everyone I like is getting banned, and I set my phone down to find my IRL life completely lacking

asking my dear man how much is inside and he says "just the TIPP"

I have a lot more books than social connections so maybe 2026 becomes the year I just get super into reading

guyyyyyyssssss let's ruminate on our failures

im coming out at as epic. i just always knew there was something awesomesauce about me.

the reason it's no longer MPD is cause none of my alters have a personality

look at me extending my civility beyond it's limits

aunt fritzi dm me

mommygender

For the cool refreshing taste of webcomics, try Swan Boy

girl named dana beatrice thorne asking you if you are interested in dbt, and if so would you like to have her help practicing on-i mean practicing to use dbt,, insi-i mean to practice on utilizing your skills like knowing what you can manage that's in arms reach for instace literall-figuratively. uh

princess girl who pea'd the bed

ok fine ill make a bugrer kind