it's called a "tech deck", your honor, and i can actually do a little kickflip with it, if it pleases the court,

Gimme big noses and arm hair dammit

gonna be drawing at work while Im there like 90 minutes early today

me if i was a dracula: i vant to vist your vatherr

everything’s boiling rancid ass but at least there’s art made by freaks

glad I never got rid of alot of my old thrift store hauls cuz I just found a super cute blouse to wear to work tomorrow (idfc if it's gonna be below freezing all day I need to mix it up or I'll die)

squeeze that dick like a gogurt tube

welcome tumblr followers

idle hands

maybe with an influx of tumblr posters this site will finally be interesting again after we relitigate the same discourse we relitigate every 3 days

can everyone talk about something else I don't play video games

shoutout cis women who watch tranny porn🫡

Is "Cis Man Pretending To Be A Trans Woman" A Valid Nonbinary Identity? America's Top Trans Journalists Are On The Case.

Nancy 3/16/26

just shoveled for an hour and 15 minutes lol

hitting on a guy because hes talking about owning a PS5 and I think: "oh glorified bluray player! fuck yeah" I show up at his doorstep, I have wine coolers, condoms, movies on bluray, and im on a heroic dose of prog & edibles. I move to the PS5 and find: no disc slot. I jump out his bathroom window.

knuck tat: BABE/COCK

got on the male lingerie (flannel pajama pants)

ASS!!!

DESTRUCTION OF OUR CAPITALIST SOCIETY!!!

FEET!!!

when an adhd andrew says something so content-over-art pilled you have to hit them with the werner herzog stare

also now that i'm back i just wanna say - that bitch you hate is not secretly morman be fr for once

your email finds me covered in blood. i don't know whose it is..

need to cruise for a sapiosexual baddie there

dick from a guy with white girl swag

being trans is mostly about grinning and bearing various levels of humiliation so it's important to make your grin as wide as possible. Wider. Wider, still. With an unsettling number of teeth.

this really says a lot about our society

who;s Yuri Gag Erin she sounds nice

I have been called a liar, a fake, a professional victim, a grifter, normal pictures of me have been sexualized because "what rape victim would smile", i've been harassed, mass reported, my friends have been mass reported, someone emailed a man who really hurt me and knows where i live

THEY RUINED HOW POSTS AND NOTIFICATIONS WORK ENTIRELY? were they just fucking BORED??

imagine if twitter said "every retweet is now a blank quote retweet" out of nowhere. holy fuck

something that really bothers me re: cassie getting banned is seeing how many ppl either can't or refuse to understand the difference between a rape joke made by a predator and one made by a victim. it's especially frustrating how often petty grievances seem to motivate this ignorance

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the first classic

she let me hit because when i stretch i say "streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch"

age gap nation rise up ‼️‼️‼️

(grabbing your ass) (half life 1 health station noises)

i bring a sort of "i just dress like this" to the everyday life that "now where are you heading to all dressed up like that?" people don't really get

whining about "respectability politics" in the trans community betrays the sentiment that you think consequences shouldn't apply to you.

“trans women develop an affinity for hard video games because they no longer have a hard penis” signum fraud, german psycho logic

fuck the conflation of profession with identity, if your job is immoral making it your whole personality is even worse

Local Transsexual Remembers Gimmick Account, Makes 4 Bangers Before Losing Interest Again

only into women except for this one ☝️ flavor of men. which is fat and/or bulking

if a space for trans women welcomes and tolerates sissies, it’s not a space for trans women

this guy is at every college diy house show

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ah yeah, showa guys Do love stray puppies.. especially ones that all live in a rusted out iron oil barrel

they lull you into thinking "yeah hmm , i mean ofc, *that guy* stole grandpa's ham... there's no way that retsu ichijoji; The Space Sheriff Gavan, could steal grandpa's roast beef and ham" but then they subvert your dulled senses by revealing: Gavan did stole that ham... to feed stray puppies !!