i am so Fucking Gay

anxious mouse

boomer vs liveleak zoomer

i played 12 hours of hades ii

god babe ur so hard

god babe ur so wet

ghosts in your area want to see your penis

*handing u a jug of almond milk* listen kid, it’s a smoothie not a roughie. thin that bitch out

dick game so diabolical they made a ChubbyEmu video bout it

instead of posting, consider touching a beautiful woman

possession is crazy woooahhhh

how fucking stoked do you think the guy who rolled the first cigarette was

convinced all my grandma does all day is send ai slop images to all of her contacts

cozy time

how has my ex not updated her address in 2 years please girl i'm begging u im tired of getting ur mail

REMINDER! it is FANCY RAT AND MOUSE DAY!!

I just know she'd have she/they in the bio

after a night with me hecate might be calling me the headmistress

penn filet mignon

this diner makes coke in a way no one's ever seen before. we can't even begin to comprehend how they make the coke. what did they do to my coke.... what in god's name did they do. im so scared. im so fucking scared.

just cause we're not fucking anymore don't mean we're not siblings

guy who takes off his joy division shirt because his pleasures are known

my landlord's brother checked out my ass today and this is the worst shit i've heard all year

HEY BRO SORRY I WAS STARING AT YOUR COCK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T HARD

hey

thank u drug store for having a huuuge cockroach approach me at the checkout n trigger the fuck outta my OCD :(

ur pronouns are IT/ITs? oh so u work with computers?

who up wallowing on it

you can tell i’m a mouse because

the star trek lego gift with purchase is so infuriating i just want ro laren n the ship and don’t wanna have to pay $500 or scalper prices for her :(

if u gave me a zune 120 modded with bluetooth and a new battery i'd cum

dude who administered my vaccines jabbed them in like he was shooting darts, ow

hey

tranny playboi carti be like yearn 4 real

bitches love chodes a sans-asterisk skeet

gdp: girthy dog penis

chat her pits smelled this morning this is huge for my account

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes allies

susan sarandon post

i‘m the real gilf chaser

girl who cries every time she pees because she’s “losing part of herself”

i'm sorry y'all but this danny brown album is 40 yr old man grooming 18 yr olds on discord energy

i need someone to make a spiritual successor to gta chinatown wars fuck that game was incredible

starting a podcast called wet ones where its just like hot ones but the wings are increasingly wet instead of hot

revised tweet and breed**

dog loves sniffing pits so i'm teaching it about huffman encoding

bros getting arrested infront of my apartment probably pissed their arrest is being soundtracked by some real pretentious ass music rn

tim apple why do i have to download an app to view a list of sf symbols just make a fucking webpage dude

i went to rancid bitch class and everyone knew me