HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love having a good dark joke

hmm maybe i enter my part time barista arc while i go back 2 school. does anyone have an in with a east bay spot thatll hire a transsexual smokeshow please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea

oh shit fleshvesseldm.bandcamp.com/album/obstin...

ive been on hormones for like 5 years reblog if u agree

some of you need chastity cages for posting me included

yipee

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philip k dick in 1954: ummmm club with a live sex show that starts as cishet sex then a sex change makes it lesbian sex then another sex change makes it t4t het sex all within the span of minutes

*hiding a tiny giftbox containing a frog-sized dress* ohhhh monogamous... i thought you said m'frog a miss

ive been on hormones for like 5 years reblog if u agree

Zohran says you’re trans now

fingering your miserable pile

The monarch in my back yard finally came out on the coldest wettest morning we’ve had in weeks

🤔

🥺 greater yellowlegs 🥺 with babies 🥺

i bet it feels sooo good to swim in the void

they tried to Barry us..... litttle did they know we were McCockiner

instagwam

wednesday november 5th is for the girls!! sorry everyone else

why is everyone so hot and sexy and beautiful what the hell is going on

chat is it really so wrong that im maybe attracted to like 10 men in the entire world and theyre either cute lil twinks or 6'6" buff dudes with massive thighs

hey chat check this shit out

i’m basically the reason everyone’s fine right now

oops my bad i set the hitachi to the 432Hz healing tone causing u to become enlightened :/

these black beans. i eat them with brown rice and frozen corn that i fry in a pan per serving, maybe add a sprinkle of cotija & tajin. it makes a fuck load of beans i usually freeze 2/3 to 3/4 (im cookin for 2) www.pressurecookrecipes.com/instant-pot-...

beans and rice beans and rice you can make a big pot of beans that last maybe like 4 days then you can refry the rest and that adds another couple of days you can use any bean you like peruvian rules so do black beans

Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.

acorn woodpeckers and ruby crowed kinglets to heal the soul

Godzilla is coming back to the party, and this time… he is bringing a friend!!! #GodzillaDay

rest in piss dick cheney u gave a bad name to dicks blowing loads in peoples faces while out in nature

i went outside and no one there knew you :/

penis drums

i went outside and no one there knew you :/

i saw a flyer with the words "powerviolence", "notaflof", and "masks required" on it and got all excited then i realized it was for a drag show :/ i feel personally offended

lets all show ourselves some kindness and grace while we lock in

maybe its not my place to say since im white but it sure feels like white trans women shouldnt be making "my culture is not a costume" jokes

Bought condoms from CVS and of course they were behind glass so I had to press a button that made a store wide announcement of "THERE'S A GUY HERE WHO'S FUCKING HORNY!" and an employee came over who was like "alright which one of these are you gonna shoot your goo into?" Kill me.

my bot is a chaser...

sometimes u go to ur local park and accidentally make eye contact with a corgi while its taking a shit while it has an erection

@fortnite please fix your problems my lover needs to unlock marge to cure their hangover

just got some old fucked up tapes from the old fucked up tape store :)

velvet underground - heroin (borat version)

transitioning is so expensive, everytime i shower i turn the water on then i have to stare at my naked body in the mirror for an hour before getting in. my utilities bill is outta control

I’ll literally do anything just please

being a customer is so fucking nauseating i hate it so much i hate asking a worker for something you can kill me man it's okay i understand

microdosing? its called napping dumbass

ermmm, new screamo project from trhä / life / sadness tonight queen? letterstoyouscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/feral-...