casting a spell of eternal hemorrhoids on the designers of modern bus stop "benches" 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🔪🍑 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

if bidet is so good how come they never came out with bidB

oh ur monogamous & u "love your wife"? wow so u hate everyone else huh u fucking fascist piece of shit

hey gorgeous, me and my wife saw you from across the restroom and couldnt help but notice ur struggling for your life to take a shit right now have you ever heard of chia seeds or even just fiber in general

See also the Accipiters, the ultimate forest hawks

neapolitan milkshake and animal fries………

does anyone at acne studios want to hire me to be a model? bluesky do your thing, thanks

im so fucking dumb it was a juvenile northern harrier, not a coopers hawk. please dont hate me

orangutan buying a perfume online on sale without having gone to smell it in the store first

me after i request the public library buy a physical book and then they let me know theyre in the process of buying it bcuz of my request: YES YES YES I AM A FUCKING GODDESS I CAN DO ANYTHING

oh ur demisexual... u mean u have a love fetish ? u sick fuck u fucking freak

im here u fuckass bitch dont talk to me or my son EVER again

Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME. DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

250921_024507_N.clj tweegeemee.com/i/250921_024507_N #ProceduralArt#generative

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I will not be “giving” GG Allin’s “sammich” a “go”

First Pipevine Swallowtail I’ve seen in a while. #inverts

im here u fuckass bitch dont talk to me or my son EVER again

uuuuummm a 60 year old butch covered in tattoos, a coopers hawk, and a pied-billed grebe any questions

i havnt listened yet but im ean its probably really fureaking amazing nervealtar.bandcamp.com/album/sub-no...

unpatriotically cumming

If you’re anything like me, you need more sludgey Finnish post metal in your life sunniva.bandcamp.com/album/hypost...

" AAGHH i'm the lead vocalist hi hi " such cool names

🐸Magnificent tree frogs (Ranoidea splendida). Max. size 106 mm (4.2"). Found in Australia in the northern part of Western Australia and in the northwestern part of the Northern Territory. Eats insects and other invertebrates. Considered Least Concern by the IUCN. 📷by David Clode on Unsplash

250919_224514_D.clj tweegeemee.com/i/250919_224514_D #ProceduralArt#generative

if i see you replying to and liking pictures of butts and boobies and peepees, i just wanna let you know im proud of u

Serial Experiments Lain (1998 VHS rip), episode 10

i would be pretty mad if i bit into an egg that had cage in it so i see why they advertise them like that

stoned in an ancient elven library asking a spider where the yaoi is

i hate to admit it chat but i got some new band-aids and theyre goated and they dont have a single pokemon or hello kitty on them

i fucking love Baltimore

cup of coffee and cup of choccy ice cream. any questions?

i go out showing belly one (1) time and my partner immediately says "YOU SHOULD GET A STOMACH TATTOO"

Die!

its tits out injection friday and im listening to gudsforladt gudsforladt.bandcamp.com/album/possib...

Gay

Sleepy

AN IDIOT

guy that posts "now of days" and he's not joking, he really thinks that's how it goes

anyone else ever live with a cat or just me

this one probably

do kegels right now

Team Fortress 3 when???

seeyounextsummer.bandcamp.com/album/a-hedg... yeag