when i listen to earl sweatshirt im constantly muttering things like "true. so true"

the blood brothers are lgbtq not explaining this

MTF stands for Mmmmmm, Team FortressToo

sorry i could only find the TF2 version

so winter is like 1 month long now?

look at my familiar dawg... I'm goin to the oubliette 😩

everyone knows I shower with a t-shirt on because I'm scared of naked women

are you from mxssissippi? cause ur the only mx whos piss i'd sippy

SMALL leave me 𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮💕

so ive officially gained enough weight to be the "ideal" weight for my height but im thinking i go +10 like a darksouls weapon

this morning my pee weighed 1.2 pounds (0.54 kilos)

dubstep with bass wobbles so heavy it makes u shit in ur own mouth... wubgirl

getting fatter tits out of spite

i know youve all been patiently awaiting my next non-alcoholic dark beer review so here it is: deschutes black butte non-alcoholic porter is good, very very close to what a regular (good) porter is like

earl 🤝 shirt earl metshirt

well thought out concerning horny post containing the phrase "suicidal thighdiation"

best grindgaze cute grindcore sugarwounds.bandcamp.com/album/calico...

Last year’s chestnut-backed chickadee nest from the birdhouse :)

everytime im walking around in public wearing my tiny shorts the only thoughts in my head are just "slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay. slay."

damn... looks like the cat's out of the swag :/

we really need your help. we're so far away from paying rent. we're gonna get evicted and it's all the fault of my stupid injury. i'm begging y'all to please help

when she says cum i say how high

i have no tits and i must slay

yesterday in downtown oakland i ate a life-saving sandwich

one must imagine sisyphus sassy

peter, bjorn, and ron

landlords are like "give me $2200 a month for this apartmentslop"

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greasily cumming

why is it called a bus and not a titty shaker

damn i didnt realize the appalachian mountains had such a Këkht Aräkh problem...

already cumming

i read theory, and i vote!

theory is just the bible for reddit atheists turned trans women

gold star trans woman (never read theory)

i feel like a whole swatch of white trans women think they just need to read theory, soprry girlies i know its scary but yr gonna need to leave yr house and talk to people

watching the first episode of heated rivalry and yelling "AH CMON EAT HIS ASS!!!" at the top of my lungs

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

update: my armpits smell like freshly squeezed cum

piggyback cumming

going to shit, yall need anything ?

2 new ones for the best to ever do it :) letterstoyouscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-... letterstoyouscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/moonli...