cant believe someone made a lex post titled like "eat my gf ginger cake" and it was actually about food and not their redheaded girlfriends ass

251223_044241_C.clj tweegeemee.com/i/251223_044241_C #ProceduralArt#generative

dont forget to leave ur nuts out tonight for the nuthog

nuthog

me after bottom surgery: New Butt Poopin'

yeah im on the ice cream diet... i ce cream, i eat it!!

notes app apology for party rocking

my 2026 prediction... me getting employment, u thought i was gonna post something silly didnt you?? lol get fucked bozo im keeping it positive over here!!!!

feeding amanita muscaria to the reindeer at the holiday petting zoo, then breaking in later when it's closed to drink their piss and trip balls

i cant stop listening to annoying emo music

if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it

its christmas time

my favorite bit

im officially in the 170 zone, im thinking i go for 180 then see how my ass boobs and thighs look... may go 190 tbh

James Cameron making T2 is like a dog speaking human language for five minutes then never doing it again. Like Huh???

benis sanders

Wonder what SHE'S up to.

gollum dom top, smeagle pain bottom

You're sleepy? Wow! That's hot! So do you like sleep with your boobs and everything? Sorry if that's fetishizing. I've just never met a sleepy girl before. How big are your naps?

why is this man on hinge arguing with me about whether or not acab includes krillin dude is literally a wifeguy cop!!!!

listening to the dirty projectors song abt accidentally getting a girl pregnant www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWZ1...

samwise gamgee 🤝 cumswap threesome "share the load"

ok real funny guys reeeeaaal funny. now that youve had your fun its time to fess up: whose. pussy. is. this.

imagine ur dad goes spinny

imagine dealing with ur dad's baby tran phase

theyve never seen a women like me make so many phone call sans-anxiety . theyre saying im the best to ever do it

reddit womem

does ANYBODY know whose PUSSY this is????????

big things happening at merriam-webster

mother-liquor cumming

i only have one pic of me i like that i took this year and only like 1-2 bands that were aoty 2025 has been straight up dirty asshole

weefer im smoking weefer

my doctor really said ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sexles...

referrals from my doctor all have the "sex" section left blank instead of M or F. would be cool if they said F like it says on my id but on the otherhand lmao letsgooooo

return to office mandates have nothing to do with business realestate losing money, those fuckers at the top need everyone in office so they can steal everyones poop and pee!!!!

someone needs to make a grocery store thats only for regular shopping, no holiday shopping allowed. im just trying to get regular groceries u guys :( whys it gotta be so crowded :(

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ate the best fried chicken sandwich of my life yesterday

anyone else ever anyone ever anyone

Infatuation

best albums of 2025, 25-21 25. Samuel Reinhard - For 10 Musicians 24. wu na and yan jun - wu na and yan jun 23. Margareth Kammerer - The Garden 22. joshua bonnetta - The Pines

goofy the weeknd: when im hyucked up thats the real me

good solstice with my partner :)

wandering in the night kale swordsman #vegan

i love... rainy

mr ginkgo

facetiming my mom and she says chit like "ive GOT to send u this video of ur brother eating a cheesesteak"... girl what

i found out women get called faggot a lot