why would i keep my eye on the balls when the shaft is right there

how does the third twilight saga film Eclipse compare to the first two. please tell me the CGI gets worse somehow

introducing time reporting after everything else fails is such a funny and desperate move from middle management

a large truck has parked across the road from my home with an advertisement on its side. this should be outlawed

it’s wednesday and that means it’s a great day to listen to TIMELESS by KAYTRANADA

they should invent clothes that fit me and don’t make my mind explode with gender thoughts

my grandma turned 78 yesterday

naked yoga class dream

songs about girth

has anyone written a bulk post deleter for atproto

no one gets sogged like me

wireless internet is a thing of the past. i had a dream and i saw that the future is all wires

sudachi lime redbull is an elixir from heaven

unfortunately there’s just no way to design better stored procedures, or test them, or think about them for longer than 2 minutes

4:04pm time to log off and draft my resignation

guys i have a great idea. let’s make a stored procedure. a stored procedure that can drop and recreate staging tables. every data engineer should have access to it in case there’s a problem during ETL and the table gets locked.

morning. monday morning

kirk neck the fascists

guys 1 month no vyvanse is officially ended

i have the perfect perverts mind

i think around 1/2 of my followers are bots that i then blocked

they say to let sleeping dogs lie, but how do you know they’re not telling the truth?

impreza suspension is dying. every speed bump the front bushings release a beautiful squeal. i love this car and i hope i love suspension work !

sudachi lime redbull is an elixir from heaven

(Cowboy deciding to have sex with his dad) I reckon I’ll suck on the dick what cummed me

does anyone have a spare ej257 laying around

What a fool we have, what a wretched fool we have!

let’s gleam

you know me and my ways, charging through the house like a bull and shattering the front window

i hate ycombinator and i love reading hackernews arguments between the two fakest smart guy nerds you'll ever meet. it's like even worse reddit somehow. distilled reddit

logging onto microsoft zoom teams the meeting app and absentmindedly picking the crust from my reinfected nose piercing

i want my head to expand with knowledge

Why did Bart Simpson think men would have cows?

eating infinite chips and salsa

nobody plays diablo ii (2000) anymore on a totally regular version of the windows operating system. except for me of course

shoplifting from target is like stealing candy from a racist baby

Chicago map lovers (you know who you are and there are too many of you to tag), look what's just been released! node.uchicago.edu/collection/m...

can anyone speak on if Koss still makes good stuff

I always be waking up early as crap in the morning and writhing until I lose consciousness again

i heard a rumor today

my dog is obsessed with crawling into culvert pipes

tarpit dino jr.

Neil Young On The Beach anybody hear about this

blue mountain (Poem, May 2026) when i drove her to the greyhound, i said something about myself, and she looked down, then looked to me, and she said, "i think you would rise to the occasion"

Telling a client they are "riding me hard and putting me away wet" and that can make a horse sick and sick horses don't answer the phone next time, they'll have to find another horse to ride and it won't be as good of a horse

blacksmiths don’t want you to know this one simple trick to make your blade longer

i bet getting vacuumed feels good as fuck if you’re the rug

Epic Systems Corporation is a blight on Wisconsin