kid from next door said he woke up and came to kick my car this morning

sam darnold gettin goofy with it

could a depressed person do this? *puts on a hoodie without taking the lit cig out of my mouth*

the many facets of roger

this has been such a long fucking half

Thimking about going on a trip

Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"

..ikes…

someone needs to kill chris pratt

glad i didn't go to the bar to watch this with my friend because i would be talking that shit as they say

poor jacoby brissett man he didn't deserve this

here comes mr. ass hole

i should be able to limit replies to posts to nobody but still get a notification if you clicked the button so i can make considerations

Starting to give up on my dream of evoking a smile

anyone said this shit

meta knight?!

lesser known camel fact they do not ever forget

my life full of disappointing failures: yeah i knew the beer jacket was fake because no way it hangs that way full of liquid

getting scooped by the fbi for trying to case the local ice office entirely through google

when i wake up im like aw yeah the mf saga continues

*putting my fork in the toaster* i just misse the sensations u know

*looking at clones* which one expresses itself in a visually intersting way

novelty belt that is also a cellular phone

a great horned owl was like wake the fuck up

me being the local sickly girl but still Cute™

let me stop you right there daryl there is such a thing as too much money

if deli ham was 3d printed meat i think that would be great

i believe there is a god above for love and he’s comin’ bro

hey buddy i’m at the intersection where mustard meets ham meets cheddar meets tomato

i’m parking i’m riding

i lubricated a bunch of doors in my house and now i let out a little ungh when they open all smooth

hamme sandwich

We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.

my buddy was raised to be so polite he’s physically incapable of belching

[Cypress Hill voice] Here is something you can't understand How I could

belgium triple beer

save my ass some time where’s the shiner bock

Happy birthday to the great Alain Delon. Here’s a Japanese ad for the Walther P-38 in which he’s giving it an enthusiastic thumbs up.

the only acceptable ways to greet a homie who's sitting down are forehead kiss or hair ruffle

take a look at these hands bro

carving skinner was here into a brick of afghan black snuff

i am tired of your camel like demeanor

they’re bringing my favorite beer back from the dead i might have to get a kegerator