dam they made a giant horse girl?

this is unacceptable my friend

"The golden age of jerks" (sound on)

this is so easy like giving candy to a baby

My Cash App is $FloraRacine My PayPal is @GiniHenny I'm blocked from using Venmo

Black Flag my war as performed by the muppets

they should make a sedan where my head isn’t against the roof

yo fuck you too

home mart is just gonna have to close this location

*rearranges the glass skulls on your desk to be kissing*

getting into a heated argument about who is the snack that smiles back

you know who hates change nickeless cage

whatsa matter? your head asplode?

if you die on a carnival cruise you die in real life

‘butt lady’ sentenced to prison

yeah i heard you he's into people being swallowed whole what does that have to do with the murder

lol got myself perma banned from paypal (definitely my fault) and now my money is locked for 120 days, this also means i lose my only pitiful income from roll20 since that's the only way they payout. i love ruining my life, i love to make things even more unbearable than they already are.

if i had a deli slicer my onions would be so freakin thin

what investigators are calling a gangnam-style execution

helpful thug threatening my family: don't forget your shoes~!

please godfather i need some tagliatelle for my wife she is very sick

*pulling javelins out of a golf bag and throwing them off the skyscraper* you wouldn’t believe the price i get on these

im wandering in the night (it is 11 am)

bro your snots

humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague

coughs this up and gives it to u like a bouquet

when i see my wife carrying a little treat

"SEMOFAR"

making my ringtone the first ten seconds of meadow by joe walsh

Senate democrats only know private air travel, insider trading and dying in office at 107 years old

going for a spin in the horse annihilator

denzel: *picks up corkscrew* me: ok fuck is it too late to take the money

naming my coffee machine phil water

change da world my final message. goodb ye

there is no force more powerful than a cabbie with a gun

bro is on this lonely road trying to make it home

There is no hamburger to help us. We are abandoned by our God.

did you seriously just lower my body’s ability to fight infection

i’m not allowed at the bar anymore because of what my telephone watch does

makr kelly go back to space asshole

coyote

collateral is such a good movie

binchent

and then bro began to rock, steady. he was steady rockin' all night long

i’m gonna squirt (cry)

donut time bosa deez donuts