He’s Taylor Swift for people who have spatial awareness

The greatest baseball player of all time standing next to shohei ohtani

Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...

i love youtube so fucking much and not for the reason it was intended

Mariners fans: Go Mariners Tigers Fans: Go Tigers Eric Adams:

Woke up with hip pain again

I don't know who added me to their starter pack and I'm fucking scared

FUCK

It's so crazy that there's a scene in The Odyssey that's essentially just Bum Fights.

pls take the time this Halloween season to sit through this 14 minute unintentional cinematic masterpiece if u havent already

My cat when me and the homies are eating pizza and we're not giving him any pieces of pepperoni

This creature is sleeping on my blanket and I dunno if I'm allowed to move it

There's only one flag I would die fighting for and it ain't the one on the top #GavinNewsomsSupersoldiers

The bit at the bottom isn’t added by Bluesky, come on guys ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Mrs Met, I am here if you need me

I need the onion crank from dodger stadium installed in my house so I can lie under it and have my fill whenever it strikes my fancy.

I would like to procure a swan or a similar exotic bird this weekend.

When I make my hinge date listen to the entirety of Red by King Crimson before we get out of the car to go to Denny's

Me lying in bed thinking camomile tea and melatonin would actually work this time.

動画は作れないから飯がキマってるレッサーパンダを投げておこう

In California they keep running this gerrymandering commercial and the Republicans brought in the heavy hitters.

This is how I eat pussy

We need lib J6 so bad

I would like to purchase a crane in the near future.

My mom is my biggest hater

straight white guy from utah: i'm going to kill charlie kirk every republican: we need to put all transgender people in concentration camps.

I had the dream again where I was pissing a stream of processed tuna

Media trying to paint him like he's some great orator that tried to meet liberals halfway instead of a stochastic terrorist that clip farmed on hungover college kids while spreading hate and violence his entire time on this mortal coil is definitely a choice.

sega should have made shadow the hedgehog cajun

If you go to watch this shit from a butt movie they should euthanize you in your seat right after the credits roll.

Embrace innovation

A mysterious playboy has risen in the east. Source: Facebook

"eric gagne highlights 2003"

Imagine dying on Hatsune Miku's birthday

HE’S STILL DEAD TO ME DAMN IT

A tuna melt so good it makes you want to be a better man.