if the metalcore guitarist looks like this your kids are about to get abducted in the pit.

Charging a beam of pure meatball parm

It's crazy we're like the same age and I'm so much younger looking and handsome and in better shape and stronger and funnier and wear less makeup and got my money up and have more hoes and my mom never tried to sell me for fent

Police officer funeral music

Being 36 is just this over and over

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

Lotta homies posting about the general strike today. Bro you are a musician you don't have work today anyway

Feelin the flu coming on and thinking about overdosing while listening to heatmiser instead of having to deal with it.

Looking absolutely scrumptious

No fuck this tech bros are not taking pig destroyer from me

My favorite part about eating the Philly cheese steak from the hospital cafe is I can just walk right into the ER right after I'm done and seek treatment. Anyway ICE must be destroyed

Do it you fucking manlet bitch

Don't fall for the copaganda. Anyone who joins the NG is still a piece of shit.

10 am and im watching Kyle kuzma play basketball. This is what MLK dreamt about #thankyounba

let eat

Having knee pain should be a valid reason for medically assisted suicide

There was a time when sports gambling was for true sickos akin to perverts instead of a bunch of 20 year old rapists in a frat house. I will never forgive whoever came up with pushing this on the bro demographic.

Good day everyone

I'm in the reactor core taking liberties

1993

We need like 10k more heart warming stories like these.

Dawg i miss Lori so much, she hated the job and sucked but at least we got shit like this

is there a version of this for women

Lmfao I hope it hurt bitch

Don't even LOOK at me, because I QUIT!

Oh no won't someone think of the smol bean fully grown adult who joined an historically violent group used to enforce American hegemony.

4 year terms are entirely too long. It should be 6 months tops and they shoot you with the bolt pistol from No Country For Old Men immediately after.

Being American is so fucking embarrassing. My entire life this country has been an evil shithole.

to make the next 365 days totally awesome! And Rawhide Kobayashi, a year ago you were already planning to bounce back from a tough year and rebuild through sports gambling for a bigger, faster Jetski! I think that's so cool! You're super resilient and always looking ahead to bigger and better

What if I can just do a backflip but I've never tried...

See ya never, 2025

It took me like a year + spending close to $4000 on school/certificates + knowing someone in the department to get the job I currently underemploy myself at. Someone should blow this country's head smoove off.

Bad boy weekend

Been replying to my manager with this gif every time they ask me to stay late.

picking up bitches at my aunts house

I had to blackmail someone into making this but it was worth it

"it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Let me suck them toes"

I guess a lot of you are watching a senile rapist pedophile rn but not me. I'm cuddling a cat on the toilet while having an unfathomable amount of diarrhea from chicken left out on the counter

うまいうまい　注ただのみずに　私調味料つかいません

there's less than, like, 10 people in american history who did more damage than this dude lmao

Mr kobayashi take down that post

THATS MY FUCKING GOVERNOR

Been coming to this bar for 3 years and only just noticed this last night

Yoink

Hope that if I get hit by a car or shot that the news uses a pic of me from when I was 19 and had abs and cum gutters and not a pic of me now where it looks like I work out but not enough to outrun the alcohol abuse

Going home after working a 12 on the cardiac floor to play medic in battlefield

pooping in darkness