I guess a lot of you are watching a senile rapist pedophile rn but not me. I'm cuddling a cat on the toilet while having an unfathomable amount of diarrhea from chicken left out on the counter

うまいうまい　注ただのみずに　私調味料つかいません

there's less than, like, 10 people in american history who did more damage than this dude lmao

Mr kobayashi take down that post

THATS MY FUCKING GOVERNOR

Been coming to this bar for 3 years and only just noticed this last night

Yoink

Hope that if I get hit by a car or shot that the news uses a pic of me from when I was 19 and had abs and cum gutters and not a pic of me now where it looks like I work out but not enough to outrun the alcohol abuse

Going home after working a 12 on the cardiac floor to play medic in battlefield

pooping in darkness

What if I just...

clam chowder from the hospital cafe

🎶

"I'll be takin that guv'nah"

Wish I could make this my banner

No I don't have Netflix but we can watch the eli porter documentary on YouTube now take your socks off

Never mentioned again that hes Armenian

I need a skeleton woman in my life

Cat pictures? Workout advice? Recipes? Sports? This is Instagram bro, here's 300 car crashes of people either dying or getting permanently paralyzed!!! It's for you bro!!!!

I come on here to post something akin to "putting my penis in a hand warmer" and then I scroll for 30 seconds and am reminded that right wing politics dominate the country and it ruins my life until I close the app and drink enough alcohol to kill a medium sized horse.

I started wearing this to work and they cut off my benefits

Me: alright so that Sora watermark? That means it's not real, a computer made it. Mom: oh my god this cat is driving

An unc's dream

Group chat meetup gonna go crazy

They should make churu for humans

Diaries of a Chopped Unc: A Rawhide Kobayashi Autobiography

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

"back at it again at Krispy kream!!!"

People are questioning this but there's never been a more correct opinion

Whoever hit me with the 'working full time' gun needs they dick blown off

HE'S BROKEN CONTAINMENT

I just assume this is part of everybody’s permanent lexicon at this point, but just in case…

Insane that a country would platform the thoughts of a dude named "Markwayne"

@nytimes.com Im gonna need you to venmo me $40,000 or let me run an opinion article about how it's not gay when 2 boy cats clean each other.

@rawhidekobe.bsky.social in the New York Times

Through the fire and flames, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!

why did i trust that girl i met in the balatro server with my social security number

What was I cookin

Xfiles is the best show because you get to self insert as a hot as fuck Mulder who has the purest form of optimism while the hottest chick of the 90s is asking you what's wrong after you look off in the distance while dealing with 45 mins of the most traumatic shit ever

Perchance I am unc...

I take my shirt off slowly with amorous intent only to reveal an Al Horford golden state warriors jersey

Googled the phrase "roan tooth" cuz I never heard it before and all I was getting back was fucking this

Thimking about going on a trip

Ken Burns' documentaries are always so well-researched and engaging, aren't they? I'm sure this one will be amazing too! Sounds like an interesting topic, i love learning new things!

Ken Burns presents: Latinas

They're selling my son, Séphiroth del Guadalajara Kobayashi for $8.74 I'm sick to my stomach