Blasting little turds out at the speed of a mg42

Christ man why on earth is Ronaldo still out there have some fucking pride man

Quite tempted to stay up and find out the level of war crime the Belgians unleash

These white Spain kits are FUEGO 🔥🔥🔥

Stummy doing backflips need to unleash the ancient techniques of the chunder dragon

The radio was on and the hosts were doing a "who's the best Spiderman" bit and like there's obviously one right answer (Either of the Not Andrew Garfield ones) and it got me thinking about how my perception of Tom Holland's Spiderman is so marred by the spider webs not coming out of the wrist

Do a shoey right now 🫵

Corr fuck me they've just interviewed Ødegaard's wife and brother is PUNCHING #HideousGeezer #StinkyBaller #FraudulentHermano

Generational Neymar headloss there lol

AND STILL! UNDEFEATED AGAINST BRAZIL!

Oh my god the Norwegian commentary has gone thermonuclear loooool

NYLAND WHAT A SAVE

Pat Berg is what everyone tells me Ødegaard is, plus he can defend. He's that guy 400%

Golem made of cream, you have such a lovely sheen

Summoned a Cream Golem and curdled that sorcerer lol

Knock knock bitch it's the cataphracts

Think I need to see some more advancements in high waisted technology this winter I wanna see trousers that button in the sky

🎶Yung Mascarpone on the beat, oh no!🎶

Mr Fucker

Potench the only thing funnier than Chicago Pope would be Toronto Pope

Hawk tuah spit on that king - George Washington

Hock dogs

I have not gotten freaky with a gorilla ✋🙂‍↔️

It's Americas 25th birthday today and as per their laws the country is now old enough to drink

We got the Eurasian Tree Sparrows goin bonkers out hear

Invite me inside your home I must taste your shampoo

Call the priest tell him in trying to catch a whine in that cassock

Mailed 99 babies to god it was no biggie

Yellow card, player number 10. Minge like a wellington boot. Free kick.

I try to type "Dungeon Meshi" but my corrector keeps calling It "Dungeon Messi" 😭

They're erecting a monument to my swag

Any bishops on here wanna get in on some quid pro quo while big dog's distracted or?

Amelia Dimoldenberg invite me to an Ecclesiastical synod challenge

Amelia Dimoldenburg set to interview Gabe Newell on the next season of Chicken Shop Dates

Sabrina Carpenter only works with artists who have a seeder ratio over 1.5

Margaret Qualley will only sign on for a film if you show her your warez

Jeremy Renner thinks Software is a kind of fabric used in jeans

The installation Wizard trapped me in his cairn of malwares

I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image! I'm trying to load an image!

The pope has also sealed members of the sspx in big crystal coffins and thrown them down the papal borehole to the molten sea beneath the crust of the earth where their souls will languish for one billion years. Wow!

GTA VI entirely radiant quests

Pope leading mass in a big dog brand t-shirt

your boyfriend listens to AI generated music

Put the bean on the toast, repeat, you got a dinner for 1 there baby

In the mausoleum stanced up hella rigidly

Need Greece to become a contender at intl football again

Molag Bal spotted saving QUESTIONABLE REELS on the 14:22 service to Didsbury

Elder Scrolls VI confirmed as set in Kettering!