Hush grandma or we wont leave a window cracked open for you in the car while we're in the strip club

Not now grandma my kimono is looking hella fresh

That damn bosmer.

God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen

Blud I make a fucking sensational roast potato too. That loud bang you heard earlier? That was just the snap on the shell on these big bad tasty lads.

I am stuffed up to the gills with festive Christmas pork. God Jul Alle sammen, og til alle en god natt 🎅

BABE THEY CAPRI'D ME

So you jumped in the line, and you rocked your body on time? #okay #IBelieveYou

Beating the piss out of a carrot and kålrot mash #ongod

Brined ur man #ongod

Wet Craig is primed to ascend #ongod

They whammed a vespa up me liturgical style #ongod

Average TNG main-cast adventure Vs Average Picard subplot

I think my favourite genre of Star Trek episode is "Picard gets put through a psychological hell" ones

His sanctum bares no reliquary 🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂

Son I'm gone off the easy peeler clementines already

Me and the SAVAGE BESTIAL WARRIOR have discovered the ice is slippery and an interesting sensation to behold

Kier Starmer giving a national address from the steps of No.10. It's pouring with rain and he's just wailing "I'M A SEXUAL BEING!" over and over from the podium

Dreamed that Fenerbace unveiled a new kit made of Nike Tech Fleece material and the shorts for some reason had dong sleeves

The 2026 Chevy Beef Rib, 0-60 in yummmm

Siri best car bbq sauce go

Football coach who drops the "Navy Seal/300 confirmed kills" copypasta in a press conference

Christmas? Shit man I'm in a Martian Khanate freighter off the shoulder of Tau Ceti getting braided by Desi Michael Jackson

This may not be the best name in the thread, but I think about it constantly. It might be my favourite in terms of long term personal impact on my psyche

Ok Google you dusty bint, get me that sweet hoochie mama Siri, I need to ask her something

Siri I've shat me pants. Play me a light bossanova groove while I make sure the car seat isn't ruined.

Siri is chopped rascist? Im about to try something at the dinner table and cannot afford a faux pas right now

Siri why is my nephew calling me "Soynta Claus"?

Siri show me gifts for the Redditor in my life. Siri exclude funko pops and mine craft

Poisoning Santa with radiation lol gottem

The all new Hyundai MotherFucker

Being whipped with a sopping wet gravy rope this festive season

"Timothy Olyphant" yeah sure buddy

Adam Archuleta Kepa Arizabalaga Kat Abughazaleh A pattern is forming in my life and I am unsure

Discharging a festive slug from my yuletide railgun Santa style

Falling in lump

Stinky urchin type beat

Didn't get ID'd in the Vinmonopolet its joever lads

❗⚠️❗ WARNING ❗⚠️❗ Miscreants have entered Your Ham Chamber! They are preparing their Fetid Crossbows!

Drop crotch double breasted suit

2026 year of the big wet forehead slobbery greeting kiss

Knee deep in the OBS source code getting a comprehensive noshing off from Daniel Tosh

Stancing it up mausoleum style for the nine nine and the two thousand

Slow your roll hustler, that sporran is NOT in regulation 😎🤚

Stars are mad crazy 2 nite makin me say wo

Worbeing it olmec stylez

Ah, so you have become the dorite?

Love a star trek when they let Brett spiner get a bit silly with it

Avatar the last airbender had no cultural impact but yall ain’t ready for that conversation