this you?

Me n the boys? We shittang

Doing a incredibly large poo, if you were wondering

Do not invite me to your home if you have been housing "leaf of the honkey" in your domicile or dwelling.

The honkeys... They're... No... It can't be... THEY'RE GOING BEASTMODE!!!

Do not go beastmode on me, vile honkey

Get in bitch it's Wabash Triangle Time

Call the doctor I've been diagnosed with needing 100 Guinnesses

We now invite all passengers with fat heaving chodes to board 👀👀👀

Babe please do not conduct any titration experiments right now it would not be appropriate to do in the airport gate area

They love sending my baggy white ass to the furthest gate possible. You know I'm s-ing my d h

Now that he's older you think he's got Matthew Grey Pubelers?

Yer dad's thinking about learning butterfly knife tricks

We should all get really good with polearms

Let's all browse www.matthewgraygubler.com

Matthew Gray Gubler is a crazy town name

WeeWee Magistrates LLC

The little wee wee man going wee wee wee

Big man I got a gigantic set of wrought iron titties I have to go down the smithy at least once a week to get those bitches galvanised

Goin mad crazy drowning in a puddle yellin glub glub glub at the dog ends floating there

They taught a robot to chug it's pudding clean aff - here's why investors are scrambling

Ozona, TX - The Home Of Olive Oil!

Brother not all of those are glory holes sometimes we just hold hands when the poop is too stressful

[So loud as to rattle your molars] GIRL YOU SHIT WIT DAT ASS?

I got my hoop demolished in Sarasota, Florida!

Da mystery of da pyramid? Shuv it up ya ass!

ITS DJ DR EXPLODE YA NUTZ

Hole on?

Tie ya nuts in a knot, sucka?

Wrestler called Rudyard Kripling

Installing Longux. Its like linux but longer. It was made by Longus Tallvalds. From Finlong.

Sending an email to god

This weekend I'll be drowning in the scenic La Brea Tar Pits

Escaping the cycle of samsara was easy for a real hustla like me, playboy

Actually terrifying how washed Italian football is. From the national team to Serie A. Beyond repugnant levels of football.

fuck, you guys, i think dagoth ur is going to ruin this mission...

Maybe they're going to the moon cause it's a big ol' pumice stone and they're crusty as all hell under those space jammies

Last time I went to the moon I beat the piss outta 15 moon men each one a them was called Jeff apart from that bitch Oleg

They wouldn't let me on the Artemis shuttle because I kept getting my damn assed cheeks out

Eating 14 pounds of soil

Shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends

Consider, the buttock has cheeks, no? Therefore we must suppose the Anu is butt lips, mustn't we?

Don't talk to me about geese meat unless you're already gripping my beast lips

Chat it's time to order 100 greek salads from @doritos.com

Was talking to my homie, Chebb Chutney, when he grabbed me by the lips, one in each hand, and shouted "今は妥協している場合ではない" directly into my mouth hole and honestly I've never looked at Record Store Day the same since

Defeating you with my beast lips

Hold up playa show me your beast lips

Don't let the Jester's day distract you from the reason for the season, April Gruel

Peter Jacobsen stars as Sgt. Cum, in Tony Shalhoub's epic new thriller "Cum Force Five"

Genuine question to the Yankee contingent of my followers, are you just not taught how to reverse into a parking spot? Do you not get taught the pillar trick? Or are your vehicles just too long/girthy? Ive only ever seen yanquillos complain about this