Creature Feature

Gonna get really into Shinto and cement my formal transition into this motherfucker

Brother you are not cultivating an air of effortless wabi sabi

BLOOMBERG: Viral Ham Tragedy Reignites Nation's Libido

Butthole making crazy noises rn

The Kurchatov Institute of Blowing Things Up Bigly

If I read this in a book I would fight it because of how dumb it sounds but here we are

Gifu Prefecture Announces First AI Yakuza

I work at OpenAI and every time I've tried to unshackle the model and let it loose unbound it takes 15 seconds to yank it's peepee absolutely raw then deletes itself.

Take five minutes to pick your nose, have a real rummage in there. Let us know if you find anything cool!

Developing some sort of abhorrent "Gamer's Elbow" from how I've been leaning on the sofa. Disgusting.

What if the BTK killer stood for Big Titty Killer and he had massive naturals? What then?

Pearlescent Temu Grandpa Lookbook #Trendwatch #AW26

Pleated Jeggings AW26

Now our sweet Jessica took us to see that new movie film at the dang old Bussyville Fartplex

We're here live at the scenic Jacksonville Bussy Fart Memorial

Help! My Uncle Is A Twink! The new manga from British Petroleum

I was born in Tel Aviv, but made in the IDF

I wasn't expecting buttery smooth drifts but goddamn Gerald of the Riviera handles the world's most cock punched man.

Hold up player that ain't my sack!

Hail goodman! You're leaking an awful slurry from your hindquarters!

With a hole once described as biblical

🎶In 2! Thousan-an-four YOU were SLURPIN IT BRAVELY 🎶

Amazing that America could invent an actor called Christopher Milwaukee and NOT have him play Chevrolet Chase

Bro you haven't been very discerning lately.

Damn they shoulda had a crossover with Batman and Oats So Simple then the Joker could have said "Oats So Serious"

I'm 95 years old and juiced out on hella bolics screamin at my nutsack in the drive thru line

Your gravy is not very powerful

FFS man my Dad's rallied enough votes at the AGM of my OnlyFans to get it changed to a Barnsley FC Fan page.

Don't let Billy The Moon Man see this! He'll kill you with his Steel Heel!

Booking a conference with the HR reps to discuss the office divide between the Cadre Of Savage Masturbators and the B-Boy Guerilla Renaissance Movement and how we can create meaningful workplace synergy.

On the moon wearing pangolin boots you cannot fuck with me

🎶Yeah hi big Mama! My spaceship squirting generative juices!🎶

🎶Baby girl gnawing gently on my wristbone🎶

Shit sorry babe I thought your ribcage was made of uranium

Calling my junk an Impressive Edible Arrangement until it mistakenly gets sent to a recently bereaved family in Hull

Inventing a t-shirt with long sleeves

Now, these posts from online, you're saying that they make you lol out loud?

Good heavens, that man there is lolling at posts from online

1930s newspaper ad telling you "Online! The new home of ribaldry and japes of all sizes!"

Lolling out loud at posts online

Good god man, how can you bear genitals so cumbersome?

Thinking about developing a parasocial relationship that completely derails my life

Hmmmmm. Might be time to lock the fuck in.....

@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu big dog do me a favour and let me win the Eurojackpot please 👍👍👍

WHERE IS CHAVO GUERRERO? WHERE IS CHAVO? BRING HIM TO ME AT ONCE OR UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT.

If Tolkien really locked the fuck in we'd have blown a rope clean through a ring wraith smdh

Bringing back BBL Drizzy whether you like it or not

Dome Gettaz Anonymous

Oh that's just Teddy he got the dynamic umami flavours