Himbo Deluxe
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Absolutely massive
Hush grandma or we wont leave a window cracked open for you in the car while we're in the strip club
about 6 hours ago
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Not now grandma my kimono is looking hella fresh
about 7 hours ago
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That damn bosmer.
about 8 hours ago
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snow princess ella π§π»ββοΈβοΈ
about 9 hours ago
God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
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Blud I make a fucking sensational roast potato too. That loud bang you heard earlier? That was just the snap on the shell on these big bad tasty lads.
about 10 hours ago
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I am stuffed up to the gills with festive Christmas pork. God Jul Alle sammen, og til alle en god natt π
about 10 hours ago
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BABE THEY CAPRI'D ME
about 10 hours ago
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So you jumped in the line, and you rocked your body on time?
#okay
#IBelieveYou
about 12 hours ago
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Beating the piss out of a carrot and kΓ₯lrot mash
#ongod
about 12 hours ago
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Brined ur man
#ongod
about 13 hours ago
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Wet Craig is primed to ascend
#ongod
about 13 hours ago
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They whammed a vespa up me liturgical style
#ongod
about 13 hours ago
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Average TNG main-cast adventure Vs Average Picard subplot
add a skeleton here at some point
about 17 hours ago
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I think my favourite genre of Star Trek episode is "Picard gets put through a psychological hell" ones
about 17 hours ago
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His sanctum bares no reliquary π«΅ππ«΅ππ«΅π
about 18 hours ago
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Son I'm gone off the easy peeler clementines already
about 20 hours ago
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Me and the SAVAGE BESTIAL WARRIOR have discovered the ice is slippery and an interesting sensation to behold
about 21 hours ago
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Kier Starmer giving a national address from the steps of No.10. It's pouring with rain and he's just wailing "I'M A SEXUAL BEING!" over and over from the podium
about 21 hours ago
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realm threatener
about 2 years ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Dreamed that Fenerbace unveiled a new kit made of Nike Tech Fleece material and the shorts for some reason had dong sleeves
about 23 hours ago
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The 2026 Chevy Beef Rib, 0-60 in yummmm
about 23 hours ago
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Siri best car bbq sauce go
about 23 hours ago
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Football coach who drops the "Navy Seal/300 confirmed kills" copypasta in a press conference
about 23 hours ago
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Christmas? Shit man I'm in a Martian Khanate freighter off the shoulder of Tau Ceti getting braided by Desi Michael Jackson
1 day ago
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This may not be the best name in the thread, but I think about it constantly. It might be my favourite in terms of long term personal impact on my psyche
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Ok Google you dusty bint, get me that sweet hoochie mama Siri, I need to ask her something
1 day ago
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Siri I've shat me pants. Play me a light bossanova groove while I make sure the car seat isn't ruined.
1 day ago
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Siri is chopped rascist? Im about to try something at the dinner table and cannot afford a faux pas right now
1 day ago
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Siri why is my nephew calling me "Soynta Claus"?
1 day ago
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Siri show me gifts for the Redditor in my life. Siri exclude funko pops and mine craft
1 day ago
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Poisoning Santa with radiation lol gottem
1 day ago
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The all new Hyundai MotherFucker
1 day ago
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Grobian Syboe
1 day ago
Being whipped with a sopping wet gravy rope this festive season
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"Timothy Olyphant" yeah sure buddy
1 day ago
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Adam Archuleta Kepa Arizabalaga Kat Abughazaleh A pattern is forming in my life and I am unsure
1 day ago
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Discharging a festive slug from my yuletide railgun Santa style
1 day ago
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Falling in lump
1 day ago
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Stinky urchin type beat
1 day ago
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Didn't get ID'd in the Vinmonopolet its joever lads
1 day ago
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ββ οΈβ WARNING ββ οΈβ Miscreants have entered Your Ham Chamber! They are preparing their Fetid Crossbows!
2 days ago
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Drop crotch double breasted suit
2 days ago
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2026 year of the big wet forehead slobbery greeting kiss
2 days ago
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Knee deep in the OBS source code getting a comprehensive noshing off from Daniel Tosh
2 days ago
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Stancing it up mausoleum style for the nine nine and the two thousand
2 days ago
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Slow your roll hustler, that sporran is NOT in regulation ππ€
2 days ago
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Stars are mad crazy 2 nite makin me say wo
2 days ago
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Worbeing it olmec stylez
2 days ago
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Ah, so you have become the dorite?
3 days ago
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Love a star trek when they let Brett spiner get a bit silly with it
3 days ago
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Netscape
3 days ago
Avatar the last airbender had no cultural impact but yall ainβt ready for that conversation
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