hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

Dancing with wolves in my eyes

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

nibbling on the penis and putting my ear up to it like a beaver figuring out whether or not it's about to fall.

gave her a bath and letting her dry off on my rhea ripley hoodie cuz it’s chilly this evening

J'accussy is this anything

a gritty reboot of lunch

I’m … ?

Yakub was fucking cooking when he made cybersmith ngl

(curled up shaking on bathroom floor as wet and pink as a fetal pig) im squinked. im all squinked up

Laugh whilst you can, leftoid, the crystals await. Donald Trump and Elon Musk will digitise your consciousness and subject you to ten thousand years of simulated penance.

Cybersmith chuckled. "You mean the Penance Crystals?"

Laugh whilst you can, leftoid, the crystals await. Donald Trump and Elon Musk will digitise your consciousness and subject you to ten thousand years of simulated penance.

Laugh whilst you can, leftoid, the crystals await. Donald Trump and Elon Musk will digitise your consciousness and subject you to ten thousand years of simulated penance.

Just invented this thing called "wheel" it might change everything

his head got ridges like a bad dragon dildo

I actually believe trump did get fatally shot but they replaced him with a clone stay curious out there 👁

Don't call it a cumstack

Every Oz episode: McManus: "you're gonna join this improv crew GODDAMMIT!" Inmate of em city: "fuck you McManus" *Inmate murders the whole improv crew* McManus: "get outta my office!" Augustus spinning around in some contraption: "in plague ridden Europe, doctors had sex with the corpses..."

It seems computer fans are worried about the price of their “chips” …. wait until they see how much dips cost these days!!! 🤣😆

POV: I'm about to pleasure you

one of my favorite posts

Some of y'all on here

Time to get ~evil and weird~ with it

might not draw a cat today so here’s this pic i found

Oh fuck off, bro, I can't take it anymore

Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔 Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY. I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

Sticker spotted in Los Angeles

[Getting stoned as shit on old toby's] riddles in the dark...

if you arent #buttmucusmogging what are you doing?

The 'mac' hats stay on during

Bah......Cumbug!

"PISS! PISS! PISS! PISS!"

me suffocating because i took a piss in microgravity

Sometimes at the urinal i imagine god's angels looking over my shoulder and whispering "pee not afraid"

Did you ever accidentally, put on your cum sock?

He's like the ultimate gusano lmao

Do you think mario shrinks down a size after he ejaculates

Sick. You're a sick person for presenting them with this false dichotomy 😿

I am your mother You listen to me

Of course. What do you expect us to do?

me: you’re a real jork him: did u just say jork? me: no i said dork him; haha holy shit guys, skip is jorkin it! me: no… :( him: beating his meat! holy shit. me: no!! i will get my revenge on you all!

[0005087] Soldiers will not attack a vampire that is in-progress of sucking a sleeping dwarf dry

hell yea i love gollum. "gollum" those nuts. sorry i wont call it that again. can i still go down on u