Pearls after swine equals fine, pearls before swine, you're outta your damn mind

when the farmer suffers a medical emergency and falls into the pen do the pigs know they are devouring the face of their god

clodsquire is going into battle

I saw a video of someone who had a pet komodo dragon that was just free in their house and I can't stop thinking about how bad of idea that is. Also, it's way cuter than it should be for something that has a bite that basically gives you the curse from The Ring.

🧪

What Tha Fuck

Man i hope for those pilots that someone in charge on their side didn't say "no quarter" or something like that

"mid" being coined as "bad" has lobotomized so many people

Lunch sketch.

Incredible photos coming in from nasa

To error is human, to not err is crab human.

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i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy i am imagining sisyphus happy

*me nodding confidently* look at how flat this photo of earth is

(desperate to keep the conversation going) will u marry me

Serbias president has some fat fucking dsl's i can tell you that much

oh my god they knew i was coming 🤩 babe u shouldn’t have 😭

hey what's up therapy youtube, it's the rogue therapist here to violate patient confidentiality once again and tell you everything this one weirdo just said in session

I wish there was a way I could eat a big jiggly ass, like actually bury my face in there entirely and make em fart by beatboxing in their butthole, but it also wasn't an ass because thats where poop comes frommmmmm

my lawyer told me not to post this but what the fuck does he know

My longstanding theory has just been confirmed. Mickey Mouse is doing a voice, that's not his real voice. Per the NY Times: Mickey's real voice "deeply sinister" and "disquieting" to the human ear: "I felt as if I was hearing something carnally wrong. Something I should not be hearing."

chaser warner bros frog: 🎶hello my baby hello my cummy hello my fag time dolllll🎶

what the fuck is the world we're living in

Wait a minute your pussy tastes like coke zero? What the fuck

we’re tired of shit being ass

The boonta eve should ban force usage to ensure fair competition

WHAT

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

*hat. I have a crocheted chicken hat.

[snapping my fingers] "guys, use lions to kills this dude"

More fps games should allow you to look upwards with your peenor out, pissing, drinking the piss and reacting in disgust

bart smear in this episode im watching

FOUND IT!

call my pussy jupiter the way it gets bitches stupider

I'm doing this to you

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How bout the snuggle sessions nobody ever talks about those

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

Chat is the unexamined life worth living

it's not always about the torment, rogue trader... it's about the mets, mon-keigh! love the mets! alright, mon-keigh, let's go get a home run, mon-keigh, love the mets