finally

When your neighbors are bigger than you in CK3

Medbed cards? So no headbed cards?

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

Banan time

The pubes on the david statue kinda look like bachs hair

friendly reminder that Osama Bin Laden had this image saved on his hard drive

Ducks. chickens of the sea

taking a large poop the size of a small shit

jake auchincloss gluck glucks water like a goose with a feeding hose

shockingly papery like a damp sponge, not yet completely dry

Trans people aren't real, it's just a ploy by big lesbian t-to- 𝘩𝘩𝘩 b-big le-lesbi-lesbia- 𝘏𝘯𝘨𝘬- b-big W-wome-

jfc does england have the egg prime directive too

Now this is Content

Got my performance review.

I love learning and the pursuit of knowledge bro

I thought she was so fucking stupid but it turns out im the stupid one

Fym corm is a real thing

cats but whenever they headbutt you it’s like smash bros and you get flung into the distance while the home run bat sound plays

Betteridge's law of youtube titles

Be the celery man you wish to see in paul rudds life

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

"Im talkin to the fucking garfield"

Call her ass jeb the way her bush go "please clap"

I must be the dumbest mf in the universe how i miss half a trunk of snus right under my nose

I dont "need" to drink i jusr wanna get hungover tomorrow

Leto ii atreideis' whole deal was like "would you still love me if i was a worm"

Bro imma learn arabic and then ill be unstoppable

What if it was daniel gay lewis

I swear to secular jesus that sweden had an indie pop renaissance in the 00s-10s crazy honestly

My hometown in the west, is a celebration to the fisherman My hometown is the place where some neonazis killed a maiden fan but sometimes i go back yet sometimes i go home to my mom and dad, dont get me wrong i still love where im from There really aint too much to do when youre young I got mad at

Y'all ever drink and be like damn guess tomorrow is hangover city

Mfs, im telling you, learn about joe hill and his struggles, PLEASE try to take some of his messages to heart

You should listen to and internalize woody guthries songs fr

Fell by your gun, fell by your gun More than 300 nahtzees (sic) was felled by your gun

This might sound unserious but if you want to (and can afford the trip) you can get gay married to me for a green card equivalent in sweden just dm me if youre interested

Last time i tried to kms i had brand new key on repeat for some reason

Normal ass cis guys are like "haha what if i transitioned into a trans girl and all my childhood friends were like "we respect you tilde youre brave""

She butt mogged me, Jerry!!

DO U RLY WANNA HOLD MY DIRTY HANDS 😳

Bro wtf does panama city beets 3003 mean

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