It's interesting how americans pronounce "twat" britishly but brits pronounce it americanly

Bullying her for liking me

doing tech deck tricks on the pussy

Kickstarting an autonomous drill that will bore into the center of the Earth and detonate its core, thereby destroying the planet.

People for 80 years before inventing the can opener:

yor laughing?? I’m hungry and afraid and your laughing

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Is this anything

me when her squirt taste like mcdonalds sprite thats been soaking in pennies for like a century

Trying to play peekaboo with a baby but he just keeps saying "outta sight, outta mind" help

Crankin hog or hogly crankin?

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes posters

petro is so beast

I will jack off the horse

Yes im autistic yes my special interest is eating ass we exist

Happy November 14th

🎶 All I want for Christmas is my back blown out 🎶

mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie

plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz :p:p

Gone like tears off a gooses back in the rain, baby idgaf 😎

AI peaked when it was just using microsoft sam to call your friends gay

How long can you hug the pizza delivery guy before it gets weird

They should make Oreos with Loaded Oreo crumbs in them

A dude being named eric chudler is one of the funniest fucking things ive seen

An army of orcs chanting the ancient infernal name of my fuck machine as they position it at the gates of Minas Tirith that is my labia.

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Have a nice trip lol

Holy shit this guy is real

Nipple piercings connected via slinky

Clitorisn't

Mina Shirakawa is so funny she was a wedding planner who watched a wrestling match and said that's what I want to do with my life and now she's giving barbed wire figure 4s after blading what a star #aew

Real family guy heads will remember the time they did a poignant reference to critically acclaimed bluesky poster @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

Actually i *do* need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death

Is the steam machine steampunk?

GBZ (2021)

A Croc? Of shit?

The ass is like a wallet for turds

My posts aren't canon in any way shape or form, every post is its own in-universe action romp

worlds most oblivious man: i just don't get it!!!! it doesn't make any sense!!!!!!!!