sorry for doing warcrimes in latin america, an indian teenager called our secretary of war a 'beta cuck' online

if you have an emotion you don't like just play your Nintendo switch or watch a YouTube video of a bird taking flight

moving differently in 2026

been taking my psyc a long time all they need to write down is normal idk what the hold up is

sorry to include you all in my kink of pretending to be an absolute dipshit online I am actually a super genius who is close to inventing a new theory in physics thanks to my amazing use of AI

6 words every girl wants to hear from her doctor neovigina penile inversion on the house

one day we will shit our last shat so treat every one like it could be your last

I met someone who said being funny was their thing and it hurt their ego that someone said I was funnier than them. yeah I am really sorry the devine forces that haunt me have a sense of humor in my cosmic clown like existence

Trying to watch a basketball game and they keep putting me on the Chud Cam™ 🤦🏼‍♀️

went out with some friends and one of them force bought me the ikea shark I kind of wanted to skin the thing but then I held it and it feels like holding a baby and now my cis gf has emotionally attached to it is this what it feels like for a mother to hold her baby and feel nothing ?

BREAKING behind the scenes footage of using a secrect technique only taught to our top journalist! the president can not last under this pressure !!

what the actual fuck. I guess what they teach you in journalism school is how to placate your abuser because what the hell is even the point of this article otherwise.

who up googling neopussy techniques ?

whatever happen to women crush Wednesday

we are leaving it is over

need Buddhist patients to stay in meditation during a full midwest goodbye

pov me at the party going non verbal on my phone

any video game recommendations for living somewhere that is dark and cold by 5 pm?

got invited to a board game double date and all we did was talk and not play the board game. just another reason to hit the bottle

please look after my account tomorrow I will be running errands

girlflower daps u up

I was on puppy girl shit when i was 2. looking back at my childhood photos I was just hanging out in the dog cage or licking water out of his bowl can't believe my parents did not get my brain checked out for something neurological lol

not really able to stack donuts on it so instead stacking the humble honey nut cheerio

stupid by birth girl by hardwork so next time you call me a stupid girl put some respect on it

ever notice how things that are deadly for you have mascots? like football teams and cereal someone should look into that

one booyah a day. that's all it takes to flex on your haters. will you let out a joyous booyah or will your heart crumble into one million Legos

man being alone in my un light room is just the mood I need to kick of the friyay

do I have a case? someone on here made me laugh so hard I broke my funny bone. I am not a lawyer but do spend 8 hours a day lurking on legal subreddits

my jokes are post-funny

saving my latent sexual energy for rainy day

viva la penis

I am putting all my effort into this next post. blink and you might miss it. I am risking death by mental excursion

@gork do you know any women?

hi im spinning out 360° bouncing off concrete barriers on both sides of an icy highway overpass above a railroad on the snowy winter night immediately prior to the inauguration of president barack hussein obama

hey what ever happen to organ failure Bobby big shoes? have not heard from that guy in awhile

🍁 some nice leaves 🌿 Pachysandra procumbens - allegheny spurge Smilax bona-nox - saw greenbriar Hepatica acutiloba - sharp-lobed hepatica Geum canadense - white avens #nativeplants #ecoregion71

Too bad we can’t make New Year’s resolutions for other people.

erm doctor what do u mean I might have a personality disorder of being too normal and having amnesia? don't u think that's something I would remember???

hi I am swag

this white girl going to be moving with some motion if she makes pickled onions for her tacos

one time I made fun of some guy for watching Naruto so he showed me the ninja way that's why I love ramen and I transformed myself into a sexy woman

first ever deep breath in my life

first ever deepth breath in my life

been so long since I ruled over cake I can't even remember what velvet taste like crumbling kingdom due to my neglect. I am sorry cake minions and goons

GirlPunished

trying a new look for 2026 also photo credit to Charlotte not