holy kitten night 🌙

doing my injection the last possible moment like someone starting a quiz at 11:50 that closes at midnight

Boost Boost Boost! ICE is trying to infiltrate watch groups and trick information on methods out of you. When in doubt, stay tight lipped.

WEATHER ADVISORY: Do not stare into the snow vortex! Do not listen to the voices of the damned as they becon you in! any angels you see are not real pay them no mind. DO NOT give them any article of clothing for a blessing

real feel of -35F this weekend are you joking ? this is winter vortex cold

as they say in the UK goodnight

you think countries have bad trade deficites? try swagger deficit between a straight couple if you want to see someone really getting screwed

thinking about how the butterfly effect where in an alternative world i have become a buddhist monk but would not have ever made a bluesky account

post straight fire from the heart to control burn the haters from my life

shoujo manga's getting wild lately

these are terrible times that we live in and they are probably going to keep getting worse which is why now is a good time to build up your sanity and make your social connection. do what comes to you first like water flowing down a hill. I find gratitude within each day I live because

can a girl with a fat ass and long legs find enlightment

my sanity has capped the fountain of my bangers no longer do I get 5 hours from posting but I must ask at what cost have I gained my sanity

kitten #art

locked in

u wot, guv’na?

5 jumping jacks x 1 energy drink = one badsss day

please stop posting until I wake up thank you

sweet kitten dreams

clem :3

:D

bout to eat a little humus and be spiritually active

went to the grocery store on a weekday I am just grateful I made it out with my sanity and bread

I don't see a ring on that finer. in fact where did ur fingers go??

meow!!

MeeeeeeOW!!

[drops a disemboweled rat at your feet in apology]

They said my baby is basically a super genius at nursery parents evening tonight, they're saying she's wiping the floor with those other babies and they're all her friend

meow !

I like that. I am the prosident of candada

guys if you ever feel like you are undatable I pulled the hottest smartest woman of all time. I use to constantly wear a pair of pants with oils stains in them because I was debating giving up all my earthly processions to become a monk and she stayed with me despite all that

is it just me or when Charlotte deleted her account food stop tasting good and colors seemed duller?

it is Tuesday morning and I am asking myself where the fuck am I and what has become of my life

goodnight

bbbbbbbbbbbbbnn

bro your soul is radiating warmth and kindness whenever you talk about communism

running the gambit of trying to let a poly girl know I like her in the way I want to be friends that don't kiss on da lips

we are all singing your praises and holding hand high on life

everyday is a good day knowing I killed my inner boy to become a crazy and kind t girl

the important thing about maladaptive day dreaming is that you can just keep doubling down until you need to be ruler of the world to make up for not getting asked out to the school dance

my buddha nature is telling me to go to bed but my karmic debt is telling me I need to keep making those down payments by posting

I am either becoming the most sane or insanse I have ever been but I never know which it is still a month later

going baby mode aka sleeping

hey you dropped your swag *tips fedora* malady

please vote for me for vlass president and I will make all the football players play instruments and all the band kids run the united states government

mom mom wake up the bus driver is here to tell you he is sick of your shit

speaking on various things I know nothing about

girl who goes "moooom, im hooooomeeeeee" whenever she sees my posts

meowr