it’s been a night

you might be able to hear lil wayne performing lollipop in this cacophony, but you can certainly see it’s happening

It isn't easy But nothing is

the singer for this dive bar band forgot the lyrics to song 2

this is often how death happens as well now that i have had time to think on it

12:34 angel number

k i dropped amanda off at the spot and now i’m heading back out into the wild to spend more time with my co-managers and bosses 💀🫪

if you sit at the pond long enough, the frogs start croaking

your boy is fucked up (his handstyle is garbage)

just had an incredibly important conversation with the owner of the company but he’s shitfaced drunk and i’m on acid and mushrooms

bottlerockers not in the house tonight

lol it turns out they never got tickets for bottlerock and were hoping to get them today

enhance

we’re getting in a good base layer for all the booze we’re gonna drink tonight; chicken breakfast sausage and hashbrown breakfast burritos (baja sauce is just mayo and taco sauce, i just didn’t premix it) 🍳 🌯 🍽️

i had two glasses of wine and two coors light pints in the warehouse at work and now i’m a lil drunk lmao

i’m also hello world tall

i hate these two

they’re gonna do a false flag at the walmart in napa

(no) thoughts, only soft desk bunny 📖: LOGiN, July 1987

gato barbieri - europa 🎶🎶 youtu.be/FIRI6CvtO6o

bottlerock ready 😬🫪😤

this hat is too anti-social for a music festival huh?

he’s stoked for the hutt representation

@heinsbeanz.bsky.social happy birthday bestieeeeeee

the name of my band

Elon Musk REALLY is not taking the finale for The Boys well.

😜😜😜

Holy shit dude this sucks lmao

we’re getting in a good base layer for all the booze we’re gonna drink tonight; chicken breakfast sausage and hashbrown breakfast burritos (baja sauce is just mayo and taco sauce, i just didn’t premix it) 🍳 🌯 🍽️

And when Democrats take control of Congress we will...(?)

i eat a lot of breakfast foods

🎶

That's one tiny bra.

the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

this is how i injured my back playing football in high school; we were doing hitting drills and i got bent over backwards like this and felt something pop 😬 i remember i couldn’t bend over for a few days, and now it flares up a couple times a year lol.

genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"

why is she like this???

packing up for bottlerock ; not sure where i’m gonna put all my drugs…

i’m making dinner

amanda walked to walmart and brought me back some tater kegs 🤤🤤🤤

i’m sure as fuck buying this cart tonight

bill monroe & the bluegrass boys - cheyenne 🎶🎶 youtu.be/ywdtL4xWnmA

the stanley brothers - oh death 🎶🎶 youtu.be/fbb585FxBek

every once in awhile you should remember this moment, as a treat

wyatt ellis - west dakota rose 🎶🎶 youtu.be/mUHbBEedWag

what the fuck is wrong with this country?

listened to jump into the fire now i’m excited about seeing lcd soundsystem on saturday

My local steam railway runs a service called the Sausage Shuttle