last 20 min of work, goin radio silence so i can wrap this up 🫡

special consensus - 14 carat mind 🎶🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=peAH...

catch me at the glizzy hole eating a kimchi dog

"This isn't something we normally test for."

keyboard warrior. where’s your nearest home depot?

someone remind me to buy the 6/26/26 cosmic country show off their bandcamp tomorrow please and thank you

California Cops Tracked Protesters Using Orange County Sheriff's Flock System For over 19 months, cops across the Golden State continuously used OCSD’s Flock system to track protesters, almost all linked to anti-ICE demonstrations.

don’t call it a swing state unless you’re all fucking each other’s spouses

Summer tour, is BACK.

a fat joint and two everything (chili cheese relish onion sauerkraut) dogs from ampm 🫡🫡🤙🤙

damn those kamala voters are unhinged

is this good?

egg roll bowls sound really good; i’d drench mine with the red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

If you remember that "Nazi" is a hard line, one's politics actually gets a little easier.

franky has been doing this thing where if you go near her food bowl before dinner time she’ll lick the empty bowl and chew nothing, like she’s eating food. it’s incredibly funny.

they won’t let us have any fun

it’s beers repeating

Love when a titty stares back at you 😌

hey girl! just wanted to lyk that the rest of the polycule is planning to split ownership of you via management buyout tomorrow

mute it and put on a series of albums; trust me, this is how i spent many nights on mushrooms.

as a 6’9” 420lb individual i’m constantly making myself extremely uncomfortable attempting to take up as little space as possible when i’m in public and it absolutely sucks. i need to take this advice.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOON HORSES

spotted on Reddit: this menu card from a Lufthansa flight explaining the bibimbap being served the Korean text apparently translates to: "You know how to eat bibimbap, right? You are experts. So, please understand that we need more space for English and German instructions."

naw that’s fly white boy shit; this was the cringe

Paul Pelosi is 86 years old and has the money to afford a driver. There is no reason why he should still be behind the wheel. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

it’s not. shop for total cannabinoid %, the higher the difference between that number and the thc % number the better. that’s going to give you more flavorful weed with a better, more rounded high.

mfer said “aboit to war”

yoooooo billy’s 4th of july set is on nugs!!! #BMFS

lol the dem party is just as cooked as the republicans. a bunch of rape apologist sycophants.

grillboy

salaryman bacon and eggs 🍳 🍽️ #foodsky we got a bunch of kimchi and pickled daikon and new furikake and shio kombu on friday soooooo 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

we’re draining the swamp

Chris Poop

platner is a former marine and a violent nazi who abuses women. but i repeat myself

To me, 70s American power pop is Cheap Trick’s “Southern Girls” on one side and Big Star’s “September Gurls” on the other and me in the middle making two big thumbs up.

okay i ate my lunch and it was on a chicken wrap on regular sized tortilla and it was not enough and i already ate my two bananas and my hard boiled egg.

heavy machinery 📸 kodak ektar h35n

flags and lanterns 📸 kodak ektar h35n

@prettyvulgar.bsky.social happiest birthday!!! i hope it’s a wonderful day full of all the things you love

firework special; spam, ham, sausage, jalapeño, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich 🍽️ 🍳 🥪 #sandwichsky #breakfastsky

y’all mind if i make a little american dim sum? ♨️ 🌭

truckee 📸 kodak ektar h35n

oriental express 📸 kodak ektar h35n

back on my salad bullshit; a take on classic spinach salad. spinach, hard boiled eggs, fried prosciutto, heavenly plum tomatoes, and olive focaccia croutons, with a vinaigrette made from red wine vinegar, olive oil, chili flake, garlic, dijon, honey, salt and pepper. 🥗 🍽️

fortune teller 📸 kodak h35n

genuinely block me if you like and use ai on purpose im so serious