also let's talk about the demonization of the word "processed" this is not always a bad word, let's stop treating it as such!

people like to pretend that orthorexia (being obsessed with “healthy” unprocessed, “clean” food) is a virtue rather than an eating disorder

i don't love that even though i muted certain words i still see them on fucking screenshots here

i cherish my floor time and i also love that when im laying on the floor my cats come and just sit by me

i got some lavender from my cousins wedding thing and i want to plant it today :) i'm excited

the way the writers absolutely fumbled yellowjackets after season 1 is incredible honestly i mean it took some work to really fuck up the show

Wife: (knocking on a door set into the hollow beneath a ancient tree) These gnomes are my friends and colleagues please don’t embarrass me again Wife’s friend who is a gnome: welcome I’m so glad you could make it Me: Thank you for hosting us in your craggy hole, little friend

i love when the same couple people like my posts about a similar topic it's like we're sitting around a fire talking about it and they're nodding

literally starving so bad but didn't have time to eat before therapy gahhhhh

i have therapy in 11 minutes and i just woke up and i don't know if i can make it

i'm sorry i don't think it ever won't irritate me when someone asks me what my favorite tattoo is when they're trying to make conversation

remember when i took a gummy and tried to pack for a trip no one ever let me do that again

i can't tell you how many times i've tried to run and get into running like a jillion times but unfortunately i just hate running

it's been...2 months and i still miss my dog so bad man

"advertise your account using a simpsons image"

why the fuck do i even have dating apps god

the other week i told my therapist yeah i'll make these phone calls right when we get off (i didn't make them i dont even remember who i was supposed to call)

i need to send 2 emails that i don't wanna send tomorrow but i have to do it

cigarette does not smell bad, it's a crazy sexy scent. the scent of death. . .

all i'm ever gonna be thinking about is the amazing italian hole the wall with amazing food and that giant pretzel that i ate in michigan it's so unfair

WAIT i just looked it up and now they have a cute blue version i must buy it when i have money omg

feel like eating carbs & fighting a bitch

i compromised on the color of my leather kate spade wallet because i love the style and the silver hardware but i really do not love the color it is like why can't i find my perfect wallet

i love that i got my nails done and my cuticles actually look worse than ever

as a skeleton, i’ve spent centuries gathering up additional bones from crypts, tombs, and cemeteries. i’m fukcin huge yall.

2:22

looking for a UFO cult to join on LinkedIn

i love watching bbc home and garden and hgtv, sue me

it actually makes me angry that people think pigeons/doves etc are stupid just because they don't expend a ton of energy on making nests. they aren't stupid. that just is not their priority. also with pigeons we fucking abandoned them jesus

90% of discourse is ignorant people doing a shocked pikachu face when they're presented with their unconscious biases

if i ever can't cross my legs and twist my leg back under my other leg i might kms

still keeping my eye 👁️ on the baby house finches they are doing well

Sunflowers, Andrew Wyeth 1982

take notes. my ass is leaking. write that down

don't you love when i reply my stream of consciousness in multiple replies to you guys isn't that fun

it smells like farts in my bedroom and i haven't been in here so who did it

i'd like to get up and get in bed but my cat is on my lap and well. it's against the law to move while she's there

Who the fuck cares

uh oh i feel irritable emma mode creeping in right on schedule

stop doing remakes and sequels PLEASE STOP IT 😭

i got my gel polish off yay 🥳 i remember now why it was annoying to get years ago because it's stupid to get off

i think it's just so cute when either of my cats aren't facing me but they hear me doing something so they rotate their ear(s) to like listen better lmao