eating one of my favorite snacks. honey crisp apple slices with pb and chocolate chips

i asked for a vanilla coke and i believe i was given a dr pepper...

i've been sitting in my car JUST behind the point where i could order my fucking food for like 10 minutes now

when i see a hot girl on tinder and then scroll down her bio and it says "happily married/partnered" im shooting mysekf with a gun

If transition 1/2

i hate so bad when there's a line of cars in the drive thru and a jackass leaves a full car length in front of them so i can't quite pull up to order

ACAB and abolish police

alternatively #swifties #metallica2 #sheshed #gapers

doses and mimosas is one of the best songs of all time argue with the wall

if ur such a good ally and it’s not performative you should help me pay for my transsexual surgery that i have to pay out of pocket for

i was steady waking up like 10:30/11 and now i'm waking up at 1pm

is it normal for daylight savings to fuck up my sleep like this bro what the hell

11:11

imagine me and my 6th grade boyfriend doing the crank that soulja boy at our school dance

yeah gurl i got 17 cadbury egg a day money

are you talking to me

hahahaha 7 people have blocked me from that thread

ok i need to stop insulting idiots sorry guys

5 days before my period so i feel like going on a rampage too

watching my nephew is incredibly exhausting and overstimulating god

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

hi if you're a cis person thinking of screenshotting a trans woman as a way of doing discourse: - don't do that - ever - you look like a fucking asshole

i can't stop thinking about this. the commenter has not replied to anyone. is she a clever jokester or an idiot? we'll never know

i thought i would try not taking any sleep meds tonight and that was a bad mistake...

is it weird that i like the smell my cats breath lmfao

bro i think i have a silent migraine? i've had a low grade headache all day but im seeing these like zig zag line out of my eyesight and i didn't look at a bright light it's freaking me out

something i'll never forget is being so bored in church as a kid and when we'd have to kneel i would just close my eyes and look at all the shapes that show up when you close your eyes

one thing i do love about warmer weather is hearing crickets and frogs at night

pretty girl actually answering me on tinder let's see how long it lasts 😜

i'm lowkey they/them but y'all don't wanna have that conversation...

i 🩷 marlboro 27s

craving a cig i finally am smoking one god it tastes so good when you barely smoke them

it’s fine i wasn’t meant to work i was meant to post on bluesky and frolic in fields

i have headache

i also love that song because i love the video of her recording it and layering her voice

i do this thing where i fixate on a single song for like a week or so and right now it's positions by ariana grande for some reason i can't stop

yeah bro we are linking up in the dream realm again tonight. maybe in the long abandoned city of rotted buildings or maybe the quiet foreboding snow plane but yeah come by we'll be expecting you.

who the hell gets tuna from subway 🤢

just $25 needed before like 3pmish tomorrow, if we can get this med pickup squared away it will be a big relief pp/vnmo megagarbage if you are able, it's ok if you aren't

may all of your abusers die a slow agonizing death

guys i took a video of myself yesterday (no i wont post it) and my ass was literally moving so if i could just figure out how to get my body to cooperate i could shake ass

got the all clear to take my adderall again yippie

cinnamon toast crunch time

god i fucking hate spring forward so much

sometimes i swear to christ my cat teleports

i guess you can recycle meds right? or something or dispose of them properly idk

actually one bottle is straterra which i never tried because i didn't wanna deal with having to wait 6 weeks if it worked since i've been switching my other meds so much god