danish windmill (1848), iowa welcome center, route 173, elk horn, iowa, 1988

they should invent a my nose that isn't running 24/7

im chino diarrhino

let's play everyone fall in love with me game

i was waiting for this i knew it would happen

it's thunderstorming but it's sunny still :)

my mom got a quote to repair her trunk door that i dented.....fucking $3,000

trying to do donuts in my 2006 matrix to impress a girl but all the wheels and doors fall off and i ragdoll 30 feet through the air dead as a doornail and my body gets stuck over a telephone wire

hey babygirl wanna come over and read all the magic treehouse books in my pillow fort

Snorbbler

i have 69 cents in my bank account heh

i would like to live somewhere that has free museums that can't be too much to ask for

you think i'm chatty and reply a lot normally? just watch me when i take my adhd meds! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

ugh fuck i wanna go thrifting so bad

i’m mining various ores, rocks, and the occasional gems

▶️ goldenchevrolet - bones

i watched the movie Teeth at the ripe age of 12 on my friends computer on youtube and it fundamentally changed my life for the better

i took my vyvanse and i'm scared

one of the worst things ever is when my hair is unknowingly in my mouth and i go to take a drink..... a true horror story

If you’re upset about there being too many people asking for money just wait until every single day from now on

they should invent a me who doesn't have a uterus

when i have a lot of my own space i plan to have a full miniature christmas village. as well as a cabinet with a vintage salt and pepper shaker collection.

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

i just want to eat a bowl of the chocolate fudge crisp that's in the middle of an ice cream cake

call me mr. stew noodle

just had homemade chicken noodle soup for dinner i'm on a noodle diet today i guess

Demon Hooker Ohio, Tax Records, 1800-1887

DOCTOR: What the- Hey! Stop that! I told you to stop eating spaghetti!!!! GRIMES COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE SLURPING UP A NOODLE TO HIDE IT IN HER CHIPMUNK LIKE CHEEKS: (mouthful, muffled) I bibdnt, bi thwear

i don't know if you guys can really tell how much spaghetti is on that plate but it's a lot and this is my first food of the day oops

sketti is served madam

yall just love my pasta posting huh

am i crazy i wanna make spaghetti again lmao

girls will say “this would fix me” and it’s just sharing a backwood with wiz khalifa in 2011

(crazy voice) i understand why they call it crazy bread now

With "leftists" like this who even needs the right? Just an entire thread of people who probably set homeless folk on fire for sport.

omg i’m tired of getting jumpscared by uncensored naked person pictures on here please shape up

stanley yelnats

i just think if you're any kind of leftist you shouldn't be getting angry at your fellow working class people for struggling. idk is that super crazy and silly of me to say. i don't even see this as "discourse" this is real life shit

have people who find themselves having to constantly beg for money thought about simply making more money?? did they think of that idea??? whatever i shouldn't engage with this kind of shit fuck uou suck off

another one i have tons of mutuals following lol

BIRDS/DUCKLING.GIF

is 11:25 too late to take vyvanse? yeah?

COFFEE

cozy in bed watching law and order 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Eegyvudluk Pootoogook, Walruses at Play, 1964

i'm 56 years old