i forgot about work dinner tonight ….. help …… why must i suffer ……

the ants are cold and they’re gonna try to convince you to put them in the microwave but no matter what they say don’t do it. they’ll explode. we can find other ways to get them warm

people who say “eff-why-pee” instead of for you page give the same energy as people who call gatorade by the flavor name instead of the color

if someone does not have a relationship with one (or both) or their parents, there is usually a pretty big reason why, so please dont push them or say “you only have one set of parents” or whatever else

okay where the fuck is my snow?? please

i am choosing to trust that i have not been forgotten

i should just be allowed to sit around and think i bet i could come up with some good stuff

i finally purged my account of almost all images of myself and i feel much better

coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler

now you’re swimming, you’re living, swimming

i forgot what you want me to say

i cannot be contained by something as trivial as gender

attention headache, can’t deal with the eyes

sitting here like why is it cold wow i’m so cold dang i’m frigid for 45 minutes then realizing the heater that is 5 feet away is off

i just found out my roommate is leaving on FRIDAY for almost 2 MONTHS i’m gonna miss her so bad 🥲

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

i wish my boobs were a subscription that i could unsubscribe from occasionally

it’s december 1st and i love you i love you i love you

today is so monday it’s not even funny

Gay people I love you gay people

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 happiness for 🕯 my friends 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

seeing the new wicked tonight weee

since noomf turned me into an album listener this year i think i’ll actually have a top 5 AOTY

i guess they say if it feels too good it's probably too good to be true but we got along so well and it seemed like you really cared about me you told me i was mesmerizing that makes it even more surprising now that you're gone

right knee decided we shan’t be friends today

working after the long weekend

good morning beetles have a nice day today

sorry for being inactive I was too gay to post

have some COMPASSION!!!!!!!! and HAVE A SWEET TREAT!!!!!!!!! that’s it!!!!!!!

the trolli gummy pops are actually incredible

knitting was so hard until i switched to metal needles

i started knitting a hat for my nephew a year ago let’s see if i can finish it

i do believe a lot of things can be mended with love, care, and time

last day off…. why must it end……..

no bedtime only minecraft

minecraft 4ever

ok remind me to put in my second load of laundry tomorrow

“I asked chatGPT” ok and I asked god if you’re going to heaven and he said no :/

"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked him and he said you're kinda lame as hell :/ sorry

my handle on reality is invalid

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 april 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

STOP CORRECTING MY “hell yeah” TO “he’ll yeah” I DONT CARE IF HE’LL YEAH

anyway, if you have listifications turned on, even if it’s just the list feature, and it makes you upset in anyway: this is your permission to turn that off and protect your peace.

they should invent a shower curtain liner that stays its fucking lane get OFF me

my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water