900 people following me please have better judgment (kidding i give u a kiss)

a year and a half ago i was all like i think i’m gonna die in this house now i’m shaking ass in a different house never give up

the other day i dropped a chunk of ice cream in the dishwasher and so i washed it off in the sink and put it back in the bowl

who’s up finding ants in their washing machine

Does anyone know if we have lower back pain tomorrow

we were supposed to have flying cars but instead we have men who will rightfully never feel the touch or love of a woman

how am i supposed to pick a new handle. is there another handles club or where are yall getting them

forget everything i ever said about being scared to live alone it’s awesome

who’s up farting at work

cherry sakura redbull is my #2 favorite i think it reminds me of the elderflower curuba one

one month and a half until i visit noomf that’s actually crazy what if we explode

look at my darling

kissing is cool

rubber baby buggy bumpers

i’m running water overflowing the tap something lost in the center turns the water black

i just got the urge to watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and it’s making me sick to even think about why would i do that

fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI

i did such a good job consolidating all my contact lenses in random bags to their proper boxes before i moved. now i can’t find the boxes <3

imagine me having a crush on a boy that’s ridiculous

i saw runo plum on friday and after the show i met her and she told me she followed me on tiktok what even is this life

idk where all these new followers came from but hi guys

kiss me again and let us both be damned

i’m so unmotivated packing is hard OMG

you’d think my only prerequisite for buying and collecting items is that they’re difficult to transport

Frog and Toad went back to the river. They looked for the button in the mud.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MANIFESTATIONS I GOT APPROVED!!!! now to send a deposit before someone else snatches it

please pray i get accepted for this apartment i need a win

i know eating this sandwich made me feel sick the other 20 times i ate it but i thought today could be different - guy with a tummy ache

my grandfather passed away on tuesday and i didn’t think how weird it would feel to go back to work and have everybody expressing condolences

would a girlboy like you like a boygirl like me?

xoxo gopiss girl

ranch is sick

invalid handle finally got this account i’m so mad i could delete my account rn

MODERN MEGA DIGITAL META MATING RITUAL

chef boyardamn

i shouldn’t be here (work)

here comes the airplane 🥄🥄🐜

jaw dropped when i saw chappell’s outfit i’m gay as fuck

One of her best outfits

i’m back in my usual dimension but i already miss seattle

which is the best name for a pet giraffe? arthur, snurch, or jennifer?

texting friends is so fun at 36000 feet a little bit wine drunk like i love you so bad

i took a whole nap and the flight still hasn’t taken off booooo

i complimented the flight attendant on his casio and showed him mine and now he’s all bashful around me my sister says he has a crush on

if i say it’s not really all that much i am cutting out the heart of the fish i caught on the lake i made in that very place i could’ve broken through the ice that day but i’ll never know cause i ran away and left you there to take my place

me when im on the plane across the country to see searows and im listening to searows and i have two searows tshirts in my backpack and i cant stop talking about searows and