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i have a body and a head i’m a real person
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ariel
about 7 hours ago
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖘 ⋆⁺₊🧿
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bad bisque
5 months ago
yea, lemme check with my owl guy and i'll get back to u asap
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Governor JB Pritzker
about 6 hours ago
Let’s call this what it is: a disgusting abuse of power and a farce. As his agents terrorize Minnesotans, as prices rise, as he fails to deliver for Americans, he is also weaponizing the DOJ against his perceived enemies. This is not a banana republic and justice will prevail.
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literally turning into a ball of fire and melting everything in my path
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i’m about to turn chaotic evil
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no ✶
about 16 hours ago
SO LET'S PRETEND A LITTLE LONGER 🌠 CAUSE WHEN WE'RE GONE EVERYTHING GOES ON ✨️
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misophonia level 100
about 17 hours ago
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walk into my office and start crunching something and let’s see how long before i start beating you up
about 17 hours ago
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apocalypse meow
1 day ago
if i were an octopus i’d use all 3 hearts to love you
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xoxo gopiss girl
about 18 hours ago
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the mission’s never been more clear we’re not all dying here
about 18 hours ago
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i’m just a story you’ve been told
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Travis comma bitch
1 day ago
I've been screaming in my car a lot more lately
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they should invent a me that doesn’t feel weird all the time
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god AWFUL without PERMANENCE i convince myself to NEED YOU.
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bagged milk
1 day ago
omg happy birthday wikipedia i love u so bad thank you for all the Knowledge
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no ✶
2 days ago
are those cumulonimbul nimbulus cumu cumulo cummer cummernimblus nimbercummer clouds?
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would a girlboy like you like a boygirl like me?
1 day ago
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guys. after a nice communication chain with webkinz they RESTORED MY ACCOUNT. fuck you roblox you could never be as kind and lovely as webkinz
2 days ago
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hey what the fuck is this iOS update i’m pissed
3 days ago
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Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
3 days ago
Nature is my canvas
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Kelly
3 days ago
How is this not inciting violence? Why must they remind ICE that they have immunity? One of their agents just shot a killed a woman in broad daylight and they’re effectively telling them to go ahead and do whatever they want because they’re above the law. Be safe Minneapolis.
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i used to have a lot of webkinz but somehow they all got donated and i’ve just ordered a cheeky monkey (my first webkinz ever) with the code and everything this is healing
3 days ago
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unlikely but not impossible that i have a pinterest board with your name on it and you’ll never see it
3 days ago
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Himbo Deluxe
4 days ago
I'm in the reactor core taking liberties
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daviss
4 days ago
"Love and Protect your Neighbors Don't Trust the Feds" seen on a Minneapolis middle school. South Minneapolis, January 2026
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♡ maven ♡
3 days ago
me whenever i hangout with friends
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i love the little zip sound of the cd restarting
4 days ago
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so what am i reading horoscopes for
4 days ago
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i don’t wanna WORK
4 days ago
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madison | mel king’s lawyer
4 days ago
i don’t ask chat gpt i ask chat lgbt (my group chat of gay people only)
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bagged milk
4 days ago
am i more than you bargained for yet?
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Tana
5 days ago
i’m tired of ragebait i want lovebait and gigglebait and joybait
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crocette🐊
4 days ago
romanticizing everything because we live in a fascist hellscape
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muhree
4 days ago
doors are suspended in air and have to rely on the hinges to support them. the amount of trust that takes. i just started crying.
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Alejandra Caraballo
4 days ago
Tim Walz needs to activate the national guard and put a stop to this. These electeds are cowards. They need to stand up for their citizens instead of just meekly standing by and filing lawsuits. DO SOMETHING. Your citizens are being brutalized by a hostile occupying force.
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every time i miss my ex i just remember when she told me she wants someone who looks like a cheerleader
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who else is up being the person in their family that fixes everything
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i’m more moth than i am pigeon
5 days ago
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full of rage
5 days ago
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Dumb Megan
5 days ago
Not sure but ICE might have killed someone else just now
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Jess Calarco
5 days ago
This is what I meant when I wrote that "we can overthrow them with a union of care."
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i’m hopefully about to find out if
@gracegray.bsky.social
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@ifuckedyr.mom
are real at the end of this month i’ll keep you guys posted !!!!! :3
5 days ago
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i can’t wait 88 days to squeeze noomf into oblivion that’s not feeling fair
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I R A
10 days ago
there's always that one mutual that never really interacts directly with you but they will always like your stuff and you will communicate with each other through the silent like button but never really exchanged any words. i see you moot. i wish you well. smooch
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no offense but uhhhhhhhhhh i uh well um
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Heated Rivalry News
5 days ago
Connor winks at the camera on the carpet at the 2026
#GoldenGlobes
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
5 days ago
I wish our scheming viziers liked trains or medical advances or cool stuff like that.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑
5 days ago
BREAKING REPORTS: Ice has blocked off an entire street and is going door to door in Minneapolis. This has been also reported by
@veronicadelacruztv.bsky.social
ICE is not meant to be an occupying army! We demand
#ICEOUTforGood
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