ranch ☻
@ranchissick.bsky.social
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900 people following me please have better judgment (kidding i give u a kiss)
about 18 hours ago
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a year and a half ago i was all like i think i’m gonna die in this house now i’m shaking ass in a different house never give up
about 18 hours ago
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the other day i dropped a chunk of ice cream in the dishwasher and so i washed it off in the sink and put it back in the bowl
1 day ago
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who’s up finding ants in their washing machine
1 day ago
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˖𓆩✟𓆪˖ℒ𝓊𝒸𝒾♡༏ིྀ݃⁺
2 days ago
Does anyone know if we have lower back pain tomorrow
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rina
about 1 month ago
we were supposed to have flying cars but instead we have men who will rightfully never feel the touch or love of a woman
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how am i supposed to pick a new handle. is there another handles club or where are yall getting them
9 days ago
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forget everything i ever said about being scared to live alone it’s awesome
9 days ago
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who’s up farting at work
9 days ago
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cherry sakura redbull is my #2 favorite i think it reminds me of the elderflower curuba one
9 days ago
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one month and a half until i visit noomf that’s actually crazy what if we explode
9 days ago
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look at my darling
9 days ago
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kissing is cool
9 days ago
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rubber baby buggy bumpers
10 days ago
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i’m running water overflowing the tap something lost in the center turns the water black
12 days ago
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i just got the urge to watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and it’s making me sick to even think about why would i do that
12 days ago
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fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI fuck AI
13 days ago
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i did such a good job consolidating all my contact lenses in random bags to their proper boxes before i moved. now i can’t find the boxes <3
14 days ago
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imagine me having a crush on a boy that’s ridiculous
16 days ago
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i saw runo plum on friday and after the show i met her and she told me she followed me on tiktok what even is this life
16 days ago
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idk where all these new followers came from but hi guys
16 days ago
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kiss me again and let us both be damned
16 days ago
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i’m so unmotivated packing is hard OMG
19 days ago
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you’d think my only prerequisite for buying and collecting items is that they’re difficult to transport
19 days ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
23 days ago
Frog and Toad went back to the river. They looked for the button in the mud.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR MANIFESTATIONS I GOT APPROVED!!!! now to send a deposit before someone else snatches it
add a skeleton here at some point
26 days ago
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please pray i get accepted for this apartment i need a win
26 days ago
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i know eating this sandwich made me feel sick the other 20 times i ate it but i thought today could be different - guy with a tummy ache
27 days ago
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my grandfather passed away on tuesday and i didn’t think how weird it would feel to go back to work and have everybody expressing condolences
27 days ago
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would a girlboy like you like a boygirl like me?
about 2 months ago
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xoxo gopiss girl
about 2 months ago
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ranch is sick
28 days ago
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invalid handle finally got this account i’m so mad i could delete my account rn
28 days ago
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MODERN MEGA DIGITAL META MATING RITUAL
7 months ago
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chef boyardamn
29 days ago
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𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑖𝑒 ִֶָ .♡ ࣪˖ ּ
about 1 month ago
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✮ ⋆ ˚。 kaiya ⋆。 ° ✩
30 days ago
i shouldn’t be here (work)
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meemow
about 1 month ago
here comes the airplane 🥄🥄🐜
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jaw dropped when i saw chappell’s outfit i’m gay as fuck
30 days ago
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Chiara🫧
about 1 month ago
One of her best outfits
add a skeleton here at some point
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i’m back in my usual dimension but i already miss seattle
about 1 month ago
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goosey
about 1 month ago
which is the best name for a pet giraffe? arthur, snurch, or jennifer?
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texting friends is so fun at 36000 feet a little bit wine drunk like i love you so bad
about 1 month ago
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i took a whole nap and the flight still hasn’t taken off booooo
about 1 month ago
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i complimented the flight attendant on his casio and showed him mine and now he’s all bashful around me my sister says he has a crush on
about 1 month ago
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if i say it’s not really all that much i am cutting out the heart of the fish i caught on the lake i made in that very place i could’ve broken through the ice that day but i’ll never know cause i ran away and left you there to take my place
about 1 month ago
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me when im on the plane across the country to see searows and im listening to searows and i have two searows tshirts in my backpack and i cant stop talking about searows and
about 1 month ago
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