*guy who thinks "crossing the rainbow bridge" means coming out as queer* I cant believe how homophobic dog owners are

I need to put my art tinfoil hat back on this weekend... still have a mantis to draw as well as 14ish cards and around 7 paintings to finish overall

any time I see people do the PLUR handshake it makes me giggle 💕 humans can be so freaking cute when they want to

Bones (the series) has such an exquisite soundtrack throughout all the seasons

*insert pic of porter dressed up as smokey the bear* only YOU can give lesbians banjos!

I'm not even going to lie to you guys; I don't know what you all mean when you say "shitpost" anymore

We're just trying to look good, trying not to feel bad.

*slides into your DMs* *Crashes and breaks things* Sorry sorry...I worked up a little too much momentum

not to be gay or anything but my day is 10% being idle, 90% waiting for roomf to be free to yap

roomfnoomf meetup in a very freaking near future, chat

sometimes, it's okay to just have a thought and not type it on a social media platform for everybody to see.

being a casio watch owner is funny; you're beeping every hour so you make heads turn, you go "what date is today" and looking at your watch to figure it out has people confused and OH FUCK I FORGOT TO TURN MY ALARM OFF HAHAHA SORRY

i spent all day looking at my watch today. i forgot my watch home. i spent all day mistakenly staring at my naked wrist today.

Le problème du mot "neurospicy" c'est qu'on a l'impression de parler d'une sauce tomate qu'on relève avec du piment. Moi si je mets des tomates dans mon autisme ça fait juste des automatismes

tomorrow is dies septem, and I have been slacking each month, so I need to do something for the 7s some self-care is in order, obviously, but I need something else...something spiritual

me about the cookie you wanna steal from me: she is MINE YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER IT'S NOT HER TIME

god I fucking love pierce the veil's music so much one time I said ptv is my loverboy music

if you hate cats, you hate me. meow.

people who think cats are "unpredictable" just don't know cats. cats are extremely good at communicating how they feel. they are very straightforward about it! not their fault you've been raised on hidden meanings and unspoken words.

when we were on our little trip, multiple times I made my friends crack-up and they laughed a lot more than I was anticipating so now I'm convinced I'm the most hilarious motherfucker on earth

went outside 6 times todays

outside at 4.30pm with only a sweater and hoodie on because I FINALLY CAN

comment j'adore ce son ptn ya rien à faire (jeu de mot tavu)

we are all gathered here today to discuss a serious and unprecedented matter. before you, you will find a document which details no's (a)sexual, (a)romantic, and complex gender identity. please read it carefully and highlight unclear or curious parts with the highlighters provided. Q&A tba.

I keep thinking about that one time my parents called my sibs and I in for an important family meeting and my sister thought it was going to be about me coming out as a lesbian and my brother thought it was about me being pregnant at the ripe age of 18

i was on TV as a teenager to talk about how much I thought reading books was stupid (oh how I've grown)

J'AI PAS ENVIE DE TRAVAILLER RAAAAAAH

will you be the hot honey to my goat cheese and can we hang out on a piece of toasted sourdough bread?

Lyon was all fun and games but now, once my rent will have gone through, I will literally be left with nothing in my bank account 😔💔

listening to Let Down makes me want to eat magma hot honey with a ladle in the middle of a crowd

me looping Let Down all day and wondering why shell smashed juices flowing wings twitch legs are going don't get sentimental it always ends up drivel one day i am gonna grow wings a chemical reaction hysterical and useless hysterical and let down and hanging around crushed like a brug in the ground

me: why am I so sad also me, instantly after I wake up:

je ris pas, j'écoute cette tarentelle en boucle depuis taleur et je me tappe des barres...peut-être que j'ai vraiment le tarentisme

les gars je me suis fait piquéx par une tarentule en me promenant à Tarente...venez on danse la tarentelle jusqu'à ce que je m'évanouisse pour aller mieux

it vaguely irritates me that in english, Mygalomorphae spiders are all called tarantulas... because the true tarantula is a Lycosidae spider (specifically Lycosa tarantula)... french has the distinction (mygale vs tarentule) and it makes sense!!

I like how tarantula hiss <3 it's so cute like oh yes little grump, rub those hairs together at the hand that feeds you, stridulating diva.

I had a very weird dream; a combination of technology struggle and weird dynamic with an ex (i have never actually dated this girl and would never???)

lemon juice in my broth so good I'm thinking about adding lemon everywhere

Police de proximité ? Est-ce que JUSTEMENT on pourrait pas avoir une police de DISTANCE ? Genre loin. Genre très loin. Genre la plus loin possible des gens. Genre sur Neptune c'est pas mal (encore un peu loin si possible). Ou sinon genre pas là. Ouais pas là, c'est bien en vrai.

soup for breakfast !!!!

reminds me of that one time I enthusiastically pointed at someone's feet in silence cause we were both wearing purple laces and they thought it was because we were matching colours but no bestie GAY!!!! GAY!!!!!!! IT MEANS EL JIBITTIES!!!

sometimes I forget lace code isn't widely used in the wild and I see people wearing laces on their boots cause it looks cool and there's a demon on my shoulder that goes "this person is a nazi" "this person is affiliated with the KKK" brother this is a Kentucky Fried Chicken can we move on

what did this even mean, bsky??? who's blob??

HE'S ALIVE!!!!

hey so basically, never trust switzerland! we are a haven of cowards and boot lickers moving like sloths at all times!! thought everybody knew that already!!

I wanna kiss my cat one more time.

il faut que je remplisse mes impôts aled

switzerland doesn't exist, actually. there is a black hole in the middle of europe.

living in switzerland is all fun and games (it's not) until you remember women got the right to vote earliest in 1959, latest in 1991.