need a bong rip in the most insane way rn

oh wow?

“it’s not my fault that-“ YES IT IS AND ALSO DIE

Beautiful name for a little they/them

today’s gender is blubber chunk

“please no dad jokes” oh so you hate me? you want me to suffer? to never feel joy again? wow. WOW.

if you’re thinking what i’m thinking you should probably reach out to a mental health specialist

i may or may not have chewed on lightbulbs in the past

HAPPY PIZZA WEDNESDAY

it’s not my fault lightbulbs look hella snackable.

i can’t stop laughing. i worked with this person like 3 years ago

🫱⬆️⬇️🫲 🫱⬇️⬆️🫲

Six (and i cannot stress this enough) Seven

oh the way $10k would fix me

can i bum a cig

the chances of me biting you at any given moment are low but never zero

NEW POPPY

about to wash my hair please don’t forget me if i don’t make it out alive

has anyone else been keeping up with the liveaquaria drama

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everyone should stop posting northern lights photos before i kill myself

i will be having this nightmare tonight

benson boone it seems I’ve grown to be quite afraid of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost enemy who once pelted me with apples with in papa’s orchard

this image just scared me so bad my body took a screenshot

this is exactly what i look like except i only paint my nails dark red

daily affirmations

IN N OUT GIRLED CHEEZ

watching my bestie’s man tense up right before i dropped a dad joke was so humbling

GIRL! U WALK LIKE A BITCH!

I don't know how it gets better than this 💛 Happy 17 years of Fearless 🫶🏻

OH CUTEEE

i have bad news and fomo

what kind of fire station doesn’t have stickers…………. sick to my motherfucking tummy

not even 9am btw

fearless platinum edition was the first cd i ever owned for myself :’) the case is no longer a case but chipped plastic on a hinge. fearless is so very special to me

happy…. motherfucking…… birthday…….. FEARLESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Books in paintings

white peach red bull tastes like lounging in the river while baked out of my mind

found a white peach red bull after losing my marbles about them being seasonal literally yesterday omg i am so #blessed

tomorrow is halloween!

brb whimsymaxxing

gas station enthusiast

might break a bone today for the bit

what the hell is this new charli single

one of my favorite childhood memories is when one of my neighbors brought home two massive coolers filled with snow from the mountains and all the kids on my street had a snowball fight

there is something so magical and comforting about snow. ily snow

i miss commuting in the snow