cornallergygirl.com please look thru this website and have fun

giving a powerpoint presentation on Corn tonight

Does anybody else want to be friends? There has gotta be some normal people out there somewhere

36-40 to be exact btw

i would kill your dad for 60mg of propranolol right now

have i mentioned how much i hate living here

i sound like an old man. what happened to the recording studio. where’s the bead shop. who are you people

there used to be wild chickens in this parking lot :( the city relocated them and i fucking MISS THEM

scrolling thru the weedie parker website like im reading the news

happy birthday lesbians or whatever today is

fuck venlafaxine but also I Love You Venlafaxine You Save My Life Every Day

weed! pot! cannabis! mary jane!

new icon for the first time in forever What’s Up

everyone wants bag, no one wants to give the bag $10,000 what the fuck gives!!!!

don’t talk to me about cowboy like me unless you want to see raw unfiltered mental illness

haha [slams head into concrete]

platypus being abducted

why are people following me FUCK

i miss having chickens SO BAD

my most stylish friend let me go thru their old clothes and take home some hand me downs THIS IS THE DREAMMMMMM

happy saturday and absolutely nothing else

living in the us is so … interesting!

got home and my dad did not say one word to me but did hand me a cat whisker

@hotcheetoyo.bsky.social and @reedskywalker.bsky.social are so fuckin funny

is it illegal for me to wish he would kill himself

How do you interrupt your friend talking about their cousins cat passing away to tell them everything will be ok because the cat will be reincarnated as Charlie puths baby

this is the goal 🙂‍↕️

how do you do, fellow deer

love that i’m the kind of friend ppl can call and ask if i wanna tag along to a vet appointment

she crunch on my berries til I oops!

The last in my American birds series (not the last ever, just currently) is this dark-eyed junco. It's surrounded by a blossom of Autumnal leaves. I'm going to be starting a female cardinal today to add to the collection. #watercolours #birdart 🪶

Will Trade Baked Goods And/Or Weed For Tattoos

my last tattoo was a stick n poke from a stranger ………………… almost 7 years ago now ………… omfg

🌞🌬️

i love getting every single thing i say dismissed and brushed off it’s so fun

i could really go for a quaalude on this friday afternoon

schmoyoho in 2026…. my god

JEOPARDY IS SO GOOD. FUCK

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

docking with the giants popcorn bat during the seventh inning stretch

what does it say about me that this reminded me of good childhood memories

liam payne in that one pic

love u kesha

so i got a questionnnnn

ME IRL #BaseballSeason

i’m on the pursuit of happiness 🏃‍♀️

i make them good girls go bag 🗣️

i got the swag and it’s pumpin out my ovariesssssssssss

imagine this: one big room. full of bad bitches.