i’d like to thank the academy and the alcoholism on both sides of my family

my journey to enjoying beer has been long and difficult but i made it

time to sit in a boiling hot bath until i get pruny and drunk #selfcare

i just need to feel something

smoking swisher sweets like a gremlin :/

happy birthday flossie i love you

screamed into my pillow and it started screaming back

i understand, i’m a liability

i’m doing my best to pick myself back up again but it is very hard and i’m running out of steam

i have a job interview tomorrow but no hope for anything to work out

i’m so tired of this place

bagged baggage

open your arms, dance with me until i feel alright

just a little bit of comfort in this cold unforgiving world would be so nice

i don’t need no help, i can sabotage me by myself

soooooooo tired of being sick

daydreaming about an in n out grilled cheese

what if no one ever yelled at me ever again

radio just gave a random shoutout to the lgbt community and it almost made me cry

sad!

if anyone knows of a lipstick this color please hmu

i think lentil would be a cute name for a baby

why does jane hate it soooo much when i dance near her omg

me: please universe just give me a sign the sign: JOIN THE CLUB

what does it say about me if i make this joke almost daily as a 27 year old

forget your string of divorces! just go and throw your little hands up!

dance yrself clean

lcd soundsystem

don’t stop me! don’t stop me!

i am a satellite 🛰️

don't call me unless you're telling me my library holds are ready

delete the kisses at the end

what! if! it’s! not! meant! for me!

bryson tiller:

my calico cat as a vampire

if any glucose guardians are reading this,

i love the library

the thing is, words work funny you wield em right, you know they’re liable to affect the way you move

hitting an empty vape and imagining it’s fruity and full of juice

tyler childers putting beyoncé references in eatin big time because his wife loves her 😩

i’m her surfboard in the kitchen, my blessings come in waves

i miss chicago so bad omfg

I LOVE U

seville orange perfume oil by nest you will always be famous

there is hurt you can cause time alone cannot heal

keep in mind that a man’s just as good as his word

i remember your words, lord they bring me the chills

vegemite and flying kites the opposite way

start again!

if we are moots i hope you feel my hand pressed gently to your cheek in a loving and warm manner