hey folks please send love her way, and i'd also recommend unsubscribing from Ripps pronoun labeler. im switching to @pronounsinb.io

just opened my first can of coke in days. oh my god

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gonna go camping twice this september

i picked three zucchinis and a big handful of tomatoes today :) tomorrow i’m gonna get mozzarella and pick some basil and have a good snack

mosquitos fucked me up while i gardened

losing my mind so bad i can’t remember numbers. i could not think of the number 7 for several minutes and i just sat there

“I AM FULL OF FUN AND WHIMSY…..AND PEE”

you say, 'we gotta look on the bright side', i say, 'well, maybe if you wanna go blind'

today’s gender

ohhhh man i can’t wait to be able to sleep again

i’m silly and full of whimsy but i can’t stop experiencing the horrors. what gives

does anyone here know where to order tiny stickers in bulk

bruh

gonna smoke weed about it

that’s what they used to call me in high school

radio played don’t fear the reaper three times in one trip …. bro i’m so sorry but i am afraid of the reaper that fucker almost got my dad

I bet it feels so good to smoke a cigarette in a bathtub

it’s happened unfortunately

i love chewing on leaves

gonna eat a salad later today

it’s the way you love me

i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i already have three cats i alr

girl fuck the dodgers

that should be me rn

recently

pull the trigger piglet

i used to sleep with a machete under my pillow and now i sleep with a machete in the garden that’s #growth

shoutout to my old harry potter books for being the only books worthless enough to me to use for flower pressing

#nowplaying heart attack - 1d

quote with games that released on your birthday omg i didn’t know i had the same bday as town of salem :’)

the way nebula has not left my dad’s side since he got home 😭 she’s protecting himmmmmm

do i attempt to press a whole sunflower

my emotional support gardening machete

finally got all my dad’s insurance stuff taken care of so hopefully his hospital stay will be taken care of 🤞

having friends is goated when being loved and supported is the vibe

it’s all gonna be okay because it has to

shoutout to weed and water

hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet

i’d sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that’s all mine

don’t ya sweat it, baby

dancin through the lightning strikes

i wish i was friends with a minion so i could take bong rips with bob.

i can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger

redefine all of those blues

…honey!

father bag is asleep i think i will celebrate by dissociating in a bubble bath in complete silence with all the lights off

keepin it pushin