ohhhh mr walter is snugglebugging tonight i feel myself fading FAST goodnight friends talk soonnnn

fry like an eagle i will never forget u

craving vegan bar food from a restaurant almost 2,000 miles away eff my el

if you saw that typo no you didn’t

we don’t have diet cock is diet penis ok

“every time i pee and it smells like coffee i think of you” YOURE A TRUEEEEEE FRIEND

chet hanks is such a fascinating creature

ants. ants all over me

me: wouldn’t it be so funny if that was my brothers car my brother: hi :)

just bumped into my brother at the gas station omg love that dude

i miss having a meyer lemon tree that lemonade was so good

what i wouldn’t give for shitty ballpark nachos rn omfg

screaming and crying oomf is too good to me

tramp stamp ideas……

did you have the biggest crush on nancy drew growing up or are you normal

it’s fine everything is fine i’m handling things *forced laughter*

and probably also chugging mason jars full of vodka last night

…might be because i only have coffee and weed and nicotine and my pretty pink princess pills that feel like battery acid inside me

experiencing tummy issues today and being really fucking brave about it

STARVINGGGGGG but once again i am tired of beans

i want pakige

being the second to last person on my town’s mail route is soooooo homophobic

all my berries r planted now

bless the telephone!!!! :)

o my fucking god

thought i’d never get to feel another fucking feeling but i FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

it almost killed me, but i’ve got good stories

i’m really not scared, just a little bit shy

i’m a rockstarrrrrr 👩‍🎤

goin 🆙

computa print $10,000

freelancing as a tramp stamp curator

“so deep in my bag i found a fry” holy shit?

i love hangin out with oomfs like omg pocket friend irl

look at em

i have these cute little brass hand clips for holding my journal open and i think they would make the cutest earrings if they weren’t so goddamn heavy

ok this but brass

actually fuckin cackling

no i didn't understand ur joke i'm just laughing bc i'm happy to be here

milk found in the bag

👸

Give bag a chance Shania! I was lost in the wilds of Yosemite for weeks before they found me, fed me and led me back to civilization! Being lost in the woods for so long I had lost my job and they gave me room and board and helped me get back on my feet all while finding 24 orphans loving families

“ur so gay” fork found in kitchen

shania twain

motherfucking turkey vultures are my bird of the day that’s what’s UP

the chosen capybara

picking my cats noses cause i know i would go crazy if i was a cat and i had to walk around with a nose full of boogies