while many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" i'm yelling "GO KARL MARX and the proletarian worldview!"

People will ask your politics and then you hurriedly unzip your pants

@ghosthardware05.bsky.social Get this as a tramp stamp tattoo.

Yaaass!

You won the internet today congratulations

The only “bad bunny” I care about

it was a brand new kind of foot fungus they thought could only live on pigs

I sucked and fucked with the Aella polycule and all I got was this stupid foot fungus

i’ve consumed so much caffeine i can’t stop bouncing around like the DVD logo

this is 4 those dudes who have been in every girls dms on this app: don’t hmu. ur gross. i’m too good for you

here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy

Please share with your friends with money🥹

Another addition to the website to help us built *systems* and not just have me trying to do everything alone: If you'd like to adopt a rent that you can either *cover immediately* and fundraise for, or just pay outright, please fill out this form and we will contact you via Signal.

i can fix her

Logging up multiple times in a day to see if the person you're arguing with on your favorite forum finally responded to you because you've been thinking up banger things to shit talk back with and are itching to use them.

i am a decorated veteran of more than several flame wars

correct opinion. rhythm nation clears

maybe mike had more talent, but janet made better music 💅💅💅💅💅

Here we encourage being...

✏️

cheers (being naughty again)

Haven't checked this in a while - will be a year next month for me. You're a rockstar, man! Keep it up. 🫶

got 4 months and 16 days today yall 🤙

so fucking glad im not leaving trash like this anymore

I cant find one without the caption pretend theres no caption but goddamn!!

AY GUEY

pissing on my screen heart eyes emoji

a dude from the bible

the stop sign’s name is wilson

ay guey

chained down so my degenerate ass cant steal them... smart...

this is for all my dogs out there

STOP

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!

be prepared to stop

not my white ass about to go for a biiiig walk n get brekkie

brushing my teeth and then using old left over mountain dew to wash down a multivitamin because im a rebel who doesnt play by the rules 😎👉👉

we could have been at brunch rn tho

Schrodinger's tub

ok ill bite, whats a "job"?????

"let them eat cake in bed"