mac dre was so fucking slick with it

allahu akbar 🙏

hes just a widdle baby

lmao what a fucking nerd

ándale pues

time for everyones favorite game!!!! i have a lazy day today so i hit the dispensary. will i make it home before it kicks in????? vote below!!!

back in the day when i took a couple college classes i had a sociology professor try to say that people only laugh because theyre making social cues and like what??????? i laugh all the time, to myself/whatever

real talk the man took black peoples music, made it worse, and made a ton of money

IM GONNA EAT IT AND YOU CANT STOP ME

🎶i love you always forever near and far closer together🎶 havent heard this tune in yeeeeaaaarrrrss

im gonna drink it and you cant stop me!!!!!

heading to the toilet store rate my fit

Putting my blue jeans on cause it’s 5pm somewhere!

if I were billy shears id constantly ask my buds " you up for some silly beers with billy shears??👀"

im gay in ways that would have scientists ripping their glasses off their face in horror to mutter "my God" under their breath

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sucks that instead of animated tattoos or flying cars we got a chat bot that tells you to kys

bros out here begging and im not even eating chimkin

you put fucking "proud zionist" in your bio thats an instant block on here, and you say that shit to me in person its an instant right hook

these lips were made for various sauces across numerous meats!

i shouldn't be in this meeting, i should be mouth fucking a plate of chinese food right now

sadboys rise up

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

~guy whos only seen idiocracy voice~ this is just like idiocracy!

Just saw a RIDICULOUSLY fat squirrel and you better believe that boy was boundin’

a lil chimkin and a lil salad for breakfast 2 electric boogaloo

since no one clicks the article i'll keep lugging the hopium over here

LMAO why does drake have to be on so many fire beats???? i cringe EVERY time he raps, hes so fucking corny

LOL you know me so well bestie

ándale pues, yo puedo hablar español

the difference between socialism and capitalism right here folx

oook now back to the thuggin music, thanks for chillin yall 🤙🏄🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊