sending all the canadian geese to you know where to attack you know who. safe travels baby geese

god forbid a girl want to horny post in peace from time to time

this is for the nsfw accounts that follow me any time i post something even remotely scandalous: no

why are you scared of me!!! i’m just a girl

i know for an absolute fact that ur in love with me u idiot. it’s time to tell me

i’m taking deep breaths if anyone wants to join me

Angels are real (they're the girl reading this post)

gm besties! have an amazing day

i can’t believe my luck ✨

sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat

btw i dont hate all men but like 97% of them yes

nothing enrages me more than a man flirting with me. get out of my face i hate you

he’s so strange and socially awkward. i need 2 fuck him

i knew i matured when i started letting people be ignorant. you wanna be a dumb ass bitch then that’s on you. there’s no fixing stupid

the lioness doesn’t concern herself with the traumatic event that happened to her. she simply deals with it later

no sunshine in my pocket. that’s a knife

always remember that they exclude you bc you’re that girl and they’re jealous

i just got the ick so hard that im in the fetal position. don’t ever talk to me again!!!

feel like throwing a car at a mf

when your beauty attracts them but your power scares them away <\3

ty for all the nice messages on ngl. unfortunately i am now too lazy to respond but ty ty i appreciate it so much 🥰

i’m so sick and tired of people being out in public at the same time as me

they created me in a lab just for you

i’m caffeinated!! everybody out of my way

imagine complaining about me complaining about the snow. some of u wanna be offended so bad and it’s pathetic

tokyo drifting through the intersections hell yeah

for anyone who’s saying they are jealous of places that get snow. clean a mountain of it off your car in freezing cold weather at 7 am then talk to me

hate when people say “life is too short to hold grudges” ok and???

please no more snow that’s enough already!!!

once i even so much as sit down on my bed it’s over for me. that thing literally sucks me into another dimension

i'm so cozy i lit fifty candles

if theres one thing about me its that im going home

don’t ask me how i’m doing. i’m sobbing about tripod fish bc they have such a horrible life and it’s not fair

the lover girl in me is slowly dying

guys i’m making hot chocolate for us

a lot of you i would kiss, the rest of you i would fight

what is everyone up to on this lovely sunday? i am bed minding my business and eating snacks

if you want to fight.. it’s gonna cost you $100 a minute. time is money bitch

so funny when someone angrily passes u for going the speed limit and u end up beside them at the same red light hehehe

i’m takin my ass to bed instead of saying some dumb shit. so proud of me

i don't know how y'all do it back home but round these parts we lock in

also i’ve lost a few followers since posting about this shit and all i have to say is GOOD

let it be known that i only want attention from 1 man and he knows who he is. ladies, you are welcome to flirt w me anytime. love you

pretty girls on the internet are just trying to exist. pretty girls on the internet are not things for you to dump your horniness on. go watch some porn

do not

one thing about me is if i hate you, you will know and if i love you, you will also know. i’m sooo easy to read if u pay attention

it is your privilege & your honour that i have a crush on you btw

love the way cats bathe themselves immediately after you’ve touched them. they are so humbling

realized i’ve forgotten to like some of your replies lately and im so so so sorry about that. it’s never intentional. love you

actually my therapist said loving bad bitches IS my fucking problem