holy cow

so what if im toxic sometimes. we all are

do not!!!! ever do that again

unfortunately there’s no cure for the ick

im taking you to the pound (my bed where i pound you)

my family is in spain without me. thats so fucked up

goldfish have crack in them bc why can’t i ever stop eating them once i start

live posting my from death bed as i die

im crying like a man w a small cold

i need to buy a gun

there should be a limit to how big bugs can get no offense with peace and love

go to jail!!!!

don’t understand ppl who are obsessed with follower/ like counts. i’m just here to make friends

freak in the streets, freak in the sheets

guys i’m ngl ive never felt more awful 😃

nah ur gonna die for that

taking the fattest nap in the world. please hold

having ur hair played w feels like floating in space

increases dose of ssris. passes away

get you a best friend who calls out of work to bed rot with you

my motto is if i die i die

i love interrupted sleep im gonna cry

one thing about me is i’m a grown woman and still to this day want my mommy when i don’t feel well

a blue raspberry slushy would solve my problems temporarily

cats are the biggest blessing to the world like are u kidding me

when you start feeling disgusted with them is when the true healing begins

i don’t want to drive anymore i hate it!!!

i am a knower of most things. even if you think i don’t know i probably do

lemon 🤝 me

the clothes that are all piled up in my bedroom are just an art statement

i would never be sad again if i looked like tate mcrae

you guys ever been eating something and one of the bites has the wrong texture so you just throw it in the garbage?

when the aliens come back to get me it’s over for you bitches

mad bc the world is falling apart and everyone is worried about the wrong shit

look. i don’t care ok? i’m not in the mood

i would want myself!!!!

eating a pizza lunchable for breakfast #healthyliving

being a sad girl means bringing sunglasses w you wherever you go incase you start crying

my hidden talent is having premonitions before something bad happens

i <3 dark and rainy mornings

sometimes i feel like i accidentally come off.. idk harsh? when interacting with people so if i ever hurt your feelings pls tell me bc i never want to do that to you

all your house plants die bc you don’t talk to them or offer them any words of encouragement

aka my mutuals tab 🙂‍↕️

reapplying my lip balm every 5 mins bc i don’t know what to do with my hands

all wasps go to hell

My uterus has a rapture every month

only thing good about facebook is all the men that get busted in those are we dating the same guy groups

milf stands for man i love fajitas

i think i need to be held and soothed like a child

dissociating to i’m a slave 4 u