strawbaby jam
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the universe is my sugar mommy!!!
about 2 months ago
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my baby my baby ur my baby!!!
9 minutes ago
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thinking about the time i got played. yes me. i got played. ik i still can’t believe it. moral of the story is we all get played sometimes
21 minutes ago
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my cat: i’ve been waiting 5 minutes for u to get up and feed me so i guess ill just start eating ur plants now. i’m starving don’t u know
about 3 hours ago
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hello bonjour
about 3 hours ago
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i could sleep
about 11 hours ago
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guys i have literal cuts on my gums from the dentist stabbing me repeatedly then telling me im bleeding cause i dont floss
about 12 hours ago
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sorry i’ve been such a fucking bitch this week it will happen again
about 12 hours ago
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no but i love space so much. it makes me emotional like ur kidding
about 15 hours ago
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me rn
add a skeleton here at some point
about 15 hours ago
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can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit (getting my pussy ate)
about 16 hours ago
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let’s all start getting mad & offended about shit that actually matters
about 17 hours ago
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scared in the sephora parking lot
about 19 hours ago
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reposted by
strawbaby jam
emma
about 20 hours ago
yes hello lala land did you know that you don't have to slam on your brakes last second to make your left turn
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yes hello lala land idk if u all know this but ur going like 20 under the speed limit
about 20 hours ago
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it’s time to take ur fuck trudeau stickers off ur trucks and move on
about 20 hours ago
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yes i’m a grown woman who still puts butterfly clips in her hair. u should live a little
about 21 hours ago
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you either wanna be with me or be me!!!!
about 22 hours ago
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carrying my cats love with me everywhere i go by fur on my pants & clawed up docs
about 23 hours ago
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leave me alone
#promosky
about 23 hours ago
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it’s not a corn dog it’s a pogo
1 day ago
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unable to walk
1 day ago
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say april fools right now!!! all of this is just a sick joke!!!!
1 day ago
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loudly gagging at anything that says “made in the usa” at the grocery store
1 day ago
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don’t ever let anyone tell u that u can’t eat chocolate covered strawberries for breakfast
1 day ago
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i’m taking up witchcraft. good luck 2 everyone
1 day ago
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you know what hell yeah
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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that’s hot
1 day ago
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imagine if every time u argued w someone on here, they were a bot. well u don’t have to imagine bc that’s probably what’s going on. but hey
1 day ago
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thinking about the time everyone tried to cancel doechii for saying she doesn’t like cats
1 day ago
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no offense but why are u posting dick pics on here? nobody wants to see ur dick. like there’s literally nothing good or special about it. pls stop that. thank u baby carrot
2 days ago
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in the midnight hour, i can feel ur power!!!!
2 days ago
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gonna eat a whole apple pie later bc what else can u do
2 days ago
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ay can we get some sunshine around here??
2 days ago
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i’m like if a girl was a canada goose…..
2 days ago
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i already said that!!!!
2 days ago
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i’ve been here 60 years and i’m still not bored…
2 days ago
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i <3 when the geese start coming back!!! missed u guys!!!
2 days ago
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eyeliner & cigarettes!!!!
2 days ago
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coulda shoulda woulda
2 days ago
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hello chat
2 days ago
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i’m grateful for my bed
3 days ago
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water is wet
3 days ago
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no i love that i can hear u chewing and breathing from 2 tables over. i love it so much. if i had a gun i would shoot u
3 days ago
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there’s something about spotting a dog smiling with half its body out the car window. i’m cured
3 days ago
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ur from the 70’s but im a 90’s bitch!!!
3 days ago
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ooooh iiiiii wanna be with u everywhere
3 days ago
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i slept in ur moms tshirt & woke up mommy as fuck
3 days ago
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baby nobody makes me love sick like u do. in the best way possible. respectfully
3 days ago
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reposted by
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emma
3 days ago
sometimes i look in the mirror and it's like wow im really me bro
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guys remember when everything at the dollar store was actually just $1
3 days ago
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