my baby my baby ur my baby!!!

thinking about the time i got played. yes me. i got played. ik i still can’t believe it. moral of the story is we all get played sometimes

my cat: i’ve been waiting 5 minutes for u to get up and feed me so i guess ill just start eating ur plants now. i’m starving don’t u know

hello bonjour

i could sleep

guys i have literal cuts on my gums from the dentist stabbing me repeatedly then telling me im bleeding cause i dont floss

sorry i’ve been such a fucking bitch this week it will happen again

no but i love space so much. it makes me emotional like ur kidding

me rn

can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit (getting my pussy ate)

let’s all start getting mad & offended about shit that actually matters

scared in the sephora parking lot

yes hello lala land did you know that you don't have to slam on your brakes last second to make your left turn

yes hello lala land idk if u all know this but ur going like 20 under the speed limit

it’s time to take ur fuck trudeau stickers off ur trucks and move on

yes i’m a grown woman who still puts butterfly clips in her hair. u should live a little

you either wanna be with me or be me!!!!

carrying my cats love with me everywhere i go by fur on my pants & clawed up docs

leave me alone #promosky

it’s not a corn dog it’s a pogo

unable to walk

say april fools right now!!! all of this is just a sick joke!!!!

loudly gagging at anything that says “made in the usa” at the grocery store

don’t ever let anyone tell u that u can’t eat chocolate covered strawberries for breakfast

i’m taking up witchcraft. good luck 2 everyone

you know what hell yeah

that’s hot

imagine if every time u argued w someone on here, they were a bot. well u don’t have to imagine bc that’s probably what’s going on. but hey

thinking about the time everyone tried to cancel doechii for saying she doesn’t like cats

no offense but why are u posting dick pics on here? nobody wants to see ur dick. like there’s literally nothing good or special about it. pls stop that. thank u baby carrot

in the midnight hour, i can feel ur power!!!!

gonna eat a whole apple pie later bc what else can u do

ay can we get some sunshine around here??

i’m like if a girl was a canada goose…..

i already said that!!!!

i’ve been here 60 years and i’m still not bored…

i <3 when the geese start coming back!!! missed u guys!!!

eyeliner & cigarettes!!!!

coulda shoulda woulda

hello chat

i’m grateful for my bed

water is wet

no i love that i can hear u chewing and breathing from 2 tables over. i love it so much. if i had a gun i would shoot u

there’s something about spotting a dog smiling with half its body out the car window. i’m cured

ur from the 70’s but im a 90’s bitch!!!

ooooh iiiiii wanna be with u everywhere

i slept in ur moms tshirt & woke up mommy as fuck

baby nobody makes me love sick like u do. in the best way possible. respectfully

sometimes i look in the mirror and it's like wow im really me bro

guys remember when everything at the dollar store was actually just $1