strawbaby jam
@strawbbjam.bsky.social
📤 1646
📥 658
📝 11358
straw f baby and the f is for phenomenal
everyone shut up!!! it’s post malones birthday today. happy birthday post malone
30 minutes ago
0
2
0
not now sweetie. i’ve reached flow state (baking cookies & listening to lana)
about 8 hours ago
0
17
0
if u wanna torture a man for fun just ask him for the date, place, & time he was born and make him listen to u read his entire birth chart
about 11 hours ago
2
15
2
sorry that my face is too beautiful and my heart is too pure and i care so deeply and i bring love & light w me everywhere i go. it will happen all the time forever these bitches won’t stop me
about 13 hours ago
1
34
7
i’m gonna go sit on a patio and drink sangria and eat nachos if u don’t mind :)
about 17 hours ago
1
22
1
“omg i keep finding ur hair all over my house” yes ur welcome
about 18 hours ago
1
29
0
reposted by
strawbaby jam
teq
about 21 hours ago
hisses, bites you
3
45
10
i’m bored guys let’s all listen to our subliminals and manifest and glow up
about 21 hours ago
2
14
2
in 3 days u will begin to cough
about 23 hours ago
0
7
0
a cute thing that some humans do is overthink something small they said/ did to u & come to u later like “i hope that didn’t upset u” like wdym omg i love u
about 24 hours ago
0
19
0
do u think the spider in my room likes my concerts or not really?
1 day ago
5
30
1
somehow 2 mosquitoes got into my car & they’ve been there for a couple days now but i keep forgetting to kill them so every time i’ve driven im just throwing haymakers
1 day ago
0
11
0
y’all ever be thinking about everything u went through and been amazed by ur own strength… like wow we don’t give ourselves enough credit truly!!!!
1 day ago
0
17
7
under boob sweat thigh chafing girlies. i’m just checking on u. are u okay? cause i’m not
1 day ago
12
48
1
pool today. beach tomorrow. ugh i feel so tropical coconut water this heat is making me feral
1 day ago
0
19
0
that one friend with a pool who invites u over is like the god of the summer. thank u king omg u saved my life u have no idea
2 days ago
0
16
0
i fucking love watermelon dude
2 days ago
3
16
0
hot girl summer. in my backyard journaling and hitting my vape and running through the sprinkler and being with nature and healing and finding myself
2 days ago
1
39
2
sometimes it’s just like ew who even is this person like who are u i don’t know who u are this is not the person i know please stay away from me
2 days ago
3
17
1
i’ve always wanted my very own chipmunk to love and care for
2 days ago
1
13
0
is this a safe space to say all dua lipas songs sound the same to me? idk she’s beeeeautiful though no shade
2 days ago
2
23
0
my friend is getting her wisdom teeth out and i’m waiting like a worried parent guys we have to go get her ice cream after. yeah it’s barely 7 am. the things u do for love
2 days ago
2
24
0
u never see me at the club bc i’m at home in bed w my wife and i’m using her tits as pillows and she’s playing with my hair
2 days ago
2
53
6
reposted by
strawbaby jam
perfect angel
2 days ago
i win every fight someone starts with me by doing nothing because the universe loves me and will defend me from evil
2
54
8
girl who loves being alone but also hates being alone idk dude just leave me alone but don’t u dare leave me alone
3 days ago
0
24
3
i have a phd in the fine art of discernment
3 days ago
0
17
1
she let me hit bc i communicate openly & honestly
3 days ago
1
32
4
ur girl gives the best hugs!!!
3 days ago
0
17
0
guys happy canada day. please drink water
3 days ago
2
24
1
it will be 10000 degrees outside and a random man will really be like “beautiful weather we’re having” shut up get out of my face right now u fucking idiot
3 days ago
0
26
0
idk who needs to hear this but ur so beautiful. yes even when ur in bed eating a family size bag of sweet chili heat doritos w hormonal acne on ur face
3 days ago
1
26
1
y’all ever just contain so many multitudes that every day u feel like a different person?
3 days ago
0
22
1
religious people will really be in psychosis telling u the most bonkers shit and be dead serious but if u believe in astrology ur crazy
4 days ago
1
33
5
self love and inner peace maxxing
4 days ago
0
39
9
u have insulted my intelligence & psychic abilities for the last time playboy
4 days ago
0
34
5
reposted by
strawbaby jam
ara or whatever
4 days ago
hey guys i don't actually hate you guys i don't actually think i'm better than you i was just saying it for a bit haha i just had a little meltdown as a joke
0
10
1
guys. hold my beer and watch this
4 days ago
1
17
1
who up wondering why adults don’t get a summer break?
4 days ago
2
39
1
hey queen
5 days ago
0
77
7
babe can u come over so we can stress nap & forget about things for a little while and hopefully wake up refreshed with a new outlook??
5 days ago
0
19
1
they should make a disney princess who’s a mermaid and gets drunk off sangria and smokes cigarettes. wait that’s me
5 days ago
3
24
0
i need ppl to start being normal to me or just leave me alone. i’m about to start being such a huge bitch please i’m begging i don’t wanna do it please
5 days ago
0
29
1
happy mercury retrograde to everyone especially my cancer friends. let’s all take deep breaths
5 days ago
0
19
0
girl whatever
5 days ago
0
97
14
i need the science behind why the birds are going crazy at 1-2 am like what’s that all about
5 days ago
6
30
0
one thing about me is i’m not the bigger person
6 days ago
2
26
1
sitting outside and there’s a baby bee trying to attack me i guess bc im too close to its hive which is so valid but like i live here bro
6 days ago
3
27
1
don’t worry about me. worry about the karmic debt ur racking up
6 days ago
1
19
1
girl who touched so much grass that she burst a blood vessel in her eye and scraped her knees and elbows and got sunburnt to shit and got blisters on her feet then died
6 days ago
0
16
1
i look around and i’m just glad i’m me
6 days ago
0
22
3
Load more
feeds!
log in