grumpo marx

starting a fund for people living without autism

curing all non-austists by grafting some of my autism onto them

take a look at this and tell me that ketchup isnt a top tier sauce youtube.com/shorts/a4Lmu...

i met a 20yo trans man named george michael after the singer and he fed me like 15 bong rips while listening to george michael and similar artists between the hours of 4 and 7am

i dont know how to speak in words i can only get my emotions across in 15-20 minute freeform piano solos

liberals in 1945 writing op-eds titled "i am hitler"

incoming corbyn "why i left the left" vid

theres no rule that says a dog cant be kidnapped and murdered

40-50 year old bald man pulling up by me , giving me a weird toothy grin and asking if id like a lift as if theres any way id wanna say yes 😭

theres no rule that says a dog cant be a loving wife and mother

get a load of those gams

never worry too much when im posting a lot

im not suicidal im agp snuffbait

theres a bridge i go to to contemplate suicide and found out my dad calls it "suicide bridge" too lmao

i dont post good i just post much

woodblock w/ delay

i blocked you and all your compatriots

they call it a microscope cos it's not yourcroscope

yaaas cunty, new road

i squirm you squirm we all squirm for nice worm

pissing out the terror

black country new road used to be for one kind of gay now theyre for another kind of gay

autumn leaves dont crunch anymore . they squelch

pumpkin patch notes

if i was a human id be real upset right about now

the price is wrong

i feel like the guitars in any given tropical fuck storm track

i am a bad person and everyone hates me

getting rejected from housing doesnt mean im a bad person and everyone hates me getting rejected from housing doesnt mean im a bad person and everyone hates me getting rejected from housing does NOT mean im a bad person and everyone hates me

You've got to stop doing this to yourself.

if i 5 years ago met me now , past me would obsess over me heavy then send a series of weird drunk texts at 3am and id have no choice but to block

five times a day ill type out a reply like this and not send it . that is how i overcome myself and find peace

gun that shoots knives

agp = self-chaser

im coming out as a chaser

creamed jorts straight from the can

molly waited til i woke up , said "lesbian gf hour" then immediately fell asleep

oh god i talk like liv agar's evil chaser ex

if i wore those round glasses would yous fw me

why are you as a ghost not murdering people

ghosts should be allowed to murder people

PLEASE go to hang out with me 0/5 stars

i will never feel shame for my love again

my girlfriend is very gay and i will be seeing her in 20 days :3

you should follow me . but in a stalker way

girls who wants to follow and date me

you ever get the Text from your mum that makes you post for hours instead of sleeping despite the fact youre tired as shit

*italian voice* faggot about it

yeah im the shit i should have febreeze on me