wild animal
@snakeroot.bsky.social
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gimme the blood lord
Ahh fuck it
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bog landlord
about 4 hours ago
i love tea i could just do without the calm energy and sense of unity with the cosmos
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Baby actually likes her corner, leave her alone
about 4 hours ago
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Nobody puts Baby in a situation room
about 4 hours ago
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Aaand this is our Situation Room for situations
about 4 hours ago
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Going apeshit in the Situation Room
about 4 hours ago
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Normal guy bf, primordial she-demon gf
about 5 hours ago
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I love the Notes app. I use it to write notes
about 5 hours ago
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[Whisper app] At this point I know how to spell Kaczynski without looking it up
about 5 hours ago
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[Whisper app] Bad songs make me wanna go Ted Kaczynski mode on the artist
about 5 hours ago
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mr. god
about 6 hours ago
sorry and olive fell on my phone and proposed to you
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Holy smokes. Ohhhmygod. Yes. Yes. YES. I'm wall-to-wall raccoons
about 5 hours ago
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I think I speak for everyone when I say bro jfc bro
about 5 hours ago
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j
about 5 hours ago
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Siri what was it like to be in the shit
about 15 hours ago
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As reparations for 1965-75 the next Democratic president will make Florida an official overseas protectorate of Vietnam
about 15 hours ago
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Someone should have drop-kicked Bob Dylan in the chest for having that dorkass singing voice
about 15 hours ago
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Were you in the shit or not really
about 15 hours ago
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Tweeting in the dark with jungle sounds over the portable speaker and Jimi Hendrix 'Machine Gun' in the earbuds to simulate being in the shit
about 15 hours ago
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Bro we gotta bring home the soldiers from Vietnam
about 15 hours ago
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[Whisper app] I love the Notes app
about 15 hours ago
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In a tree by the brook, there's a spongebob who sings
about 16 hours ago
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My brotherās friend named his kid Bob. Like itās just a straight up baby they call Bob unironically. In 2026 that somehow feels just as performative as Zanther or whatever
about 16 hours ago
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What Iāve learned from TV ads is that everyone else on earth is buying a new car at all times or has moderate to severe Crohnās disease
about 16 hours ago
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Do they have lesbians in Canada Iām scared
about 16 hours ago
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Do they have white people in Canada
about 16 hours ago
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I can literally sense through the screen it's been days since you guys showered
about 17 hours ago
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Some of yall:
about 17 hours ago
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Good morning
about 17 hours ago
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tara
about 22 hours ago
Follow my TikTok to watch me descend into madness in the breakroom
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mudfucker66
about 22 hours ago
i tried self improvement for 2 hours. i am pivoting back to weed and alcohol
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Villein š
about 23 hours ago
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Lowkey I used to not understand some shit. But I get it now
about 23 hours ago
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muhree
1 day ago
i think i forgot how to shitpost
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A byproduct is lowkey like a normal ass product but by
about 24 hours ago
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Are you seriously tubthumping at a time like this
about 24 hours ago
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Fuck I shoulda bought lightbulbs at Home Depot
1 day ago
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Like this tweet if I took out butter and an egg from the fridge earlier to make cookies but forgot about that until now
1 day ago
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The Home Depot guy who helped me for 60 seconds said heās gonna send an email and asked me to fill out a survey giving him 5 stars. What time of whackadoodle ass world have we built bro
1 day ago
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Money doesnāt grow on trees they said
1 day ago
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Guys big moment for me Iām actually in the Home Depot garden section. The times I tweeted about it before this I was lying
1 day ago
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When a lumberyard is indoor. Thatās a indoor lumberyard
1 day ago
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Calling my car good girl when it starts fine after 3.5 weeks of no use and getting a half-chub
1 day ago
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Don't fuckeng cry for me Argentina you little bitch
1 day ago
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Sometimes you see a dinosaur skeleton and itās like⦠yeah right. Yeah fuckeng right they looked like that, animals donāt look like that. But then you look at a giraffe and you go. Arite fine never mind
1 day ago
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Jim Morrison was an early quirked up white boy
1 day ago
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When The Beatles said āI wanna hold your handā. I felt that
1 day ago
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When The Doors said āthis is the endā. I felt that
1 day ago
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I can show you a bird. Shining shimmering splendid. Tell me princess now when did you last see a cool ass bird
1 day ago
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Mad at everything in a trendsetting and avant-garde style
1 day ago
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