Starting to think sandcrab isn't coming back guys

You ever get the feeling there’s something going on we don’t know about

i'm putting snakeroot in a retirement home tomorrow

telling a mutual they have a high chance of dying tomorrow but not elaborating

a wise man counts the humble dung beetle among his friends

(young anyone) man i hope one day i can have my own ever said this shit

[Bestowing spirit animals on my friends]: Eagle... wolf... bear... fox... lynx... raven... butterfly... puma... tiger... hawk... [Bestowing spirit animals on my enemies]: Worm... worm.. worm.. mosquito... worm... dung beetle... worm...

There's a poison inside me

THIS IS MY TINNITUS. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY TINNITUS IS MY BEST FRIEND

Getting suspicious of anyone who says it's nice to meet me

I could easily defeat Air Bud with a single gun

cold ass water #damn

HAHAHA LAMELO YOU FUCKING LOSER HAHAHA

You can't really ride the rails through the developing American West robbing and killing vagrants these days. Due to -- you guessed it -- woke

My feet are fuckeng cold. Who else

Calling it now, when the alien mothership appears it will appear above Grand Junction, Colorado

growing like beautiful flower every day

When I meet people I tell them my name then tell them whether they possess the spirit of the Dragon Warrior or not

It's time for everything to change

i'm thinking about using my time wisely

Fascinated by the idea of ripping off the website that only uses public domain images

Spearfishing in the office park koi pond

Do you guys like this Flemish Giant rabbit

[Normal Rockwall pew guy meme] I believe the website should be able to adjust the follower/following numbers automatically when those accounts die

@realfollowers.bsky.social ME

(British child in 1630): Dost thou have games on thy mobile

The power of Christ does not compel me even a little bit

I'm just a fuckass cheeseburger in paradise

What if there was a bunny the size of a Buick Rendezvous

"As the author of the screenshot" is such a funny phrase and concept

saw your man with a sword at a pen fight

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

When it comes to trees, the branches and leaves and trunk and roots make up a lot of the tree

Harbingers lowkey portend various shit

Mad and I don't even know why right now

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

It's beginning to look a lot like dinner

My brain is slowly turning into a plate of jello

They did experimental drug trials on a grape

They did unauthorized science on a grape

Hello 911? Youths are saying I'm unc and chopped

The wooden barrel with shoulder straps has fallen out of favor as an item of clothing #fashion

animals are always versus each other. just chill out

Change your ways gf, no bf

Undesirable forces are relentlessly molesting my path

how it feels to listen to banquet by bloc party

Eagles are so bad ass dude

A lot of you “I am not a puppygirl” girls be saying shit like woof woof and making this face 🐶

(Gen Z Faulkner) The past is lowkey not dead... it's lowkey not even past fr...