did my nails (pulled them all off)

swearing off unforgettable moments for good

(guy who secretly loves carrots but would never admit it) I hate carrots!

I know a secret!

making friends on line

hole in my sock worst day of my fucking life

two other old guys in my theater for one battle after another one was already fully asleep in his chair when i walked in this is why we love the movies folks

fine i'll watch a movie

i want to be crushed by a giant trach compactor like in star wars thats the only thing i want

dead of idiot brain

feels like losing a shoe in the mud

how far do u think i could throw u?

cats attacking model trains youtuvbe

winter is the sun being punished u were too bright and too hot, go away for a bit, thank u

hard to stay upbeat with temps in the 90s as october rolls in but hey what can ya do haha cheers

i think the guy in this song says "pissed oaf" when he meant to say "pissed off"

i have chosen to remain aware of sea otters for the entire coming year

what does the f stand for in silent hill f too afraid to find out for my self

the word "vitamins" is short for "vitamins and minerals"

scary moby dick by marvin hellville

me before i err

the new skate game has a lot of problems but i can get high and roll around the city doing kickflips and its free so 📉🤷‍♂️📈

my doctor says i can swallow as much of my own blood as i want

do something for an amount of time

the winds barely howl anymore

your wife reminds me of a hater

Man of Hell: Devilfighter

u evil?

abram linking

babe come over we're getting too high to concentrate on anything but not high enough to fall asleep

this site needs polls so other people can make my trivial decisions for me

dont forget your item

these are my sons, Low Mood and Harsh Lesson

had enough of king arthur im gonna to kick king arthurs ass next time i see him

World of Geometry II

seeing an uptick in bigfoot chatter these days somethings up

what if it happens today lol

lowkey hate it when my hometown is engulfed in fog, driving me to fight grotesque monsters and solve eerie puzzles.

the media hypes up Pattern Recognition but its really not even that important

life is hard for a swagged out white boy

ya know who else was bullied by haters?

give yr dog a treat

lets all wear robes and do some light cardio

decided to grow a mudstash

cozy is a slur

some of u

oats for breakfast potato for lunch beans for dinner

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*