man it's a hot one

To be honest man if someone told me they were a journalist for a British outlet I'd spit in their face

My Morning DJ

opened the top of my skull i got banana pudding in there

mr doesnt get it

if u wanna play a remake of tomb raider 1 it already exists its called Anniversary and it's really good and it goes on sale for dirt cheap all the time it's on sale for 98 cents right now

my secret? two naps a day 😉

Almost out of money and am getting ready to eat grass.

You are very handsome; you must have many girlfriends in your country.

failed attempt at laying down

bisexuals, start killing

give me the license to kill give me the license to kill give gito killme the license tgive me the license to kill give me the lic give me the license to kill give mgive me the license to kill give me the license to kill give me the license to kill give me the license to kill give me the license to k

All of this is meaningless.

Just browsing.

tickle the ivories is such a dope idiom

🐈‍⬛️💤

just shot and killed martin scorsase with a gun

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

hey … its a celebration. let’s open the good stuff

custodian at Unknown Worlds' offices fishing out another dead leprechaun from the water cooler: third one this week this is so fucked up i gotta find a new fucking job

the great snat

Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.

picture looks like snake is about to blast this dork

Yawn Big (2026) #critterposting

type of shit im getting up to lately

don't forget come on back this item is still waiting for you view your item

incredible things are happening on tiktok

some of you all

imagine (if you can) an american who says cheers

good morning i listen to this song every morning and it helps me have a good morning

when someone doesn't get my joke I rattle the bars of my cage and bear my teeth

now i know what youre thinking 😀

smells like poison in here

reincarnated as a pie on a windowsill

Zombie Boner Squad

we should act evil

this game Dungeons of Blood and Dream on steam has some really good screenshots but i dont like roguelikes at all

Boys Chat Pint_Daddy: could go for some words of affirmation lads :( BlueJeans: Lovely Darling Beef Inspector: Lovley DArling xox Nice_JohnPaul: lovely darling daddy

These two are always doing something.

painting a skeleton on a skateboard would fix me

end of a looney toons but porky pig says all flesh rots instead of thats all folks

saw an incredible car today

go out of doors

Thinking about Big Papa Huge Time