who up disabusing theyself of foolish notions

yeah... I've got S.W.A.G. 😎 (Sex With A Ghost)

Robot, remind me of the good times

spent the day drinking tall boys under the bridge with my best friend Timbuk and his cousin The Bridge Troll 🍻

dont actually drink blood tho guys its not good for u

WHAT WOULD PENIS DO bumper sticker

heard u talkin shit

Evangelion McDonald's Commercial

Jo Nesbo's Detective Hole

🐈‍⬛️ please be serious

"oh no the doomsday clock" shut the fuck up theres only one doomsday i care abt

yea bro

a boy and his blunt

streets are still pretty bad and i was gonna call off but they're doing 2x XP at work this week and i dont wanna miss out

putting my snowman in a snow oubliette

siblings #goblinweek #critterposting #alttextposting

a book light, italy, 15th century

Yeah, they're comfy and easy to wear, what about it?

stop making movies abt godzilla hasnt he been thru enough

always on the lookout for the next epic moment

Guy I met today

one mario after another

Have a good day.

disrupting the brain space

me: but doctor i am paglaci dr: get a life

watched strange darling wild ride, intense very cool 👍

The Continuous Bath. Illustration from Practical Hydrotherapy: A Manual for Students and Practitioners (1909) by Dr Curran Pope. More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/practical-hydrotherapy-1909

uhh of course my Strawberries & Cream scented shampoo has Bloomboost™️ technology. do u know who ur talking to??

Deal Alert: Free salt on all the sidewalks downtown today

dead tree (hollow)

Twin Squash (Arcade, 1991)

ネコ458 かじりネコかじられネコ #イラスト #illustration #猫イラスト #模写

windy out...

there should be an unreal tournament

Like most people I am sitting alone in a cold room

do u guys think horses are scary

subsistence engagement farming

taking photos of yourself is immoral

had a dream i worked at a convenience store and every customer was friendly :)

soon i will be older

hiring managers need to stop taking it personally. if ANYONE asks for my biggest weakness i unsheathe my blade

drawing clocks until i get it right

nice miracle be a shame if something happened to it... 😈

if u cut me open what do u think w ould climb out?

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I'm working on a novel. If I dress up like a nurse twice a week, I make enough money to write the other five days.

feel like working nights at a haunted public access tv station would be good for me

woke up in a cold sweat another nightmare about cuss words