lotta people really embarrassed themselves for that Nazi tattoo piece of shit because he said some stuff they liked lol

Why does there have to be kissing in The Terminator?

Dudes just keep winning

mother tell your children not to walk my way

just made myself a grilled cheese kielbasa sandwich with tomato and it’s so fucking delicious and I can feel the cholesterol distributing itself throughout my arteries

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

GG to GDQ

getting flattened by a Beat Happening fan who keeps saying shit like “jeepers” and “gosh”

Sony’s gotta stop announcing things

“Rock This Town “ by the Stray Cats is hilarious because imagine getting your ass beat in a bar by guys dressed like greasers in 1981

new metaphor just dropped

Why am I forced to watch a story about a guy who is not me??

I guess Jaws has become a Fourth Of July movie so I’m gonna watch it today I think

my wife’s going to regret calling me a loser when she hears about this internet argument i won

companies selling cookies and shit: wooo time to celebrate 250 years of the USA, baby!!!! hell yeah everyone else: I’m uh. you know what that’s ok, no thanks

if you hold up, you can scroll through 5 years of my game maps in under 60 seconds! or consider stopping to look at some of them and getting all thoughtful about it. www.deviantart.com/vgcartograph... or drive.google.com/drive/folder...

I just drank a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, dare me to leave a negative review on Goodreads?

if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right

David Byrne voice: I’m a fumbler. I’m a celibate man

I have sleep apnea in that any time I try to sleep with someone I end up choking

As always

it’s Fred Schneider’s birthday

It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

time to go to sleep secure in the knowledge that I can never get to the truly refreshing part haha each day is a blessing

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby

well. they can certainly ask, but my answer will be “no”

tried to look up this housewares company I remembered as “acab” but it turns out they were named “copco”

I’m sure everyone talked about this days ago when the video came out, but lest we forget: Knightriders is also responsible for this indecently sexy image of Tom Savini

mom can I go home the republicans keep telling me they love a Uwe Boll movie

I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.

researching baseball

found out my recurring problems with mood swings and fatigue are related to sleep apnea so once I get an $800 sleep aid device you fuckers better watch out because I’m gonna be unstoppable

like I guess I wasn’t there idk if 17-year-olds were dressing like this in 1985

this dude is selling you jewelry. this dude is getting sushi at 9 pm. this guy is showing you his collection of swords he forged in a convention hall on a Sunday afternoon

the next “Hell Zone Feature” is the 1990 Triple B Series classic Savage Beach (1990). I tried to find more entertaining posters but this is the only one that exists

there was a little family of birds in a nest on a branch just outside my living room window but the babies grew up and everyone moved out yesterday morning and I miss them because they were extremely cute

I envy the people who don't feel the need to post. how is your last post from over a year ago.

you guys see that new thing they're doing? so terrible!

like we can all agree James Spader got a tattoo of a spade on his shoulder because he’s James Spader right

To the Joker, this is just a normal taxi, making normal money

watching this finally. it’s really funny that James Spader pulled a Lance Henrikson in Savage Dawn and Stone Cold except he did it in the same year somehow

not to be a dork, but this guy should really turn the volume down

those tattoos where it looks like your flesh is ripping off and there’s something underneath are so scary. like buddy what is happening to your skin, it’s flaking off and your gaping wound looks like the American flag

Zohran Mamdani won’t let you say that you’re “shitting your doodoo ass” anymore