I accidentally made an emoji sticker of Elizabeth Hurley and her nephew doing that weirdly close Easter photograph and I can’t get rid of it now

Wow. The dark side of the moon, finally photographed by humans. This is really something, folks. (Photo: NASA)

looked up if Sarah Sherman dresses like a fucking clown on purpose and it turns out that she does. I just thought she was bad at matching

We used to be a proper country

manifesting

I don’t fully understand why the decided on these promo pics for Conan The Barbarian but glad they exist.

*hits bong* Stick pepperoni is too phallic. Someone should invent a pepper-yoni.

sharks, what if there was a rotisserie chicken for the sluts? I call it: Ho-tisserie Chicken

Darmok and Jalad! At the Disco

this is actually pretty fun

hanging out in zebra print pants without a shirt like I’m David Lee Roth

I’m a simple man with a simple goal: to make enough money that I can do cocaine all the time

Advice to isekai denizens from the user manual: Do not morningstar the Wii.

you can’t have Henry Rollins play a scientist who dies in your movie anymore

dudes will really come to this website, do open racism, transphobia, and misogyny, then repost a bunch of shit about “dogpiles” when he gets told to fuck off

AI looking at your creative works like

sure, being stoned and chill is great and all, but have you ever tried being sober and angry?

I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO

who else up remembering situations where you have been wronged and conjuring up scenarios where you get to tell them off

I don’t want to go to work but I’m going to do it anyway and to be honest this makes me the bravest person in the entire world and human history

finally … Robocop on Criterion Channel, where it belongs

*clutching pearls* well I NEVER!!! I cannot believe I received such an uncivil response to my totally innocuous NYT column "The left is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened". I suppose I have no choice but to post on stormfront where they respect intellectual debate 😤

thanks for proving my point within hours of me posting this, btw

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

Re: Means Testing. When City College of New York was wondering about charging tuition to cover costs in the 70s they found it would cost more in admin and red tape then not charging but were told to do it anyway to teach students a lesson about responsibility

I’m taking personal credit for this guy deactivating his account 😎

will you smoke weed with me on the Porn Parody Enterprise Bridge

It’s time for this again

it’s a tie & there’s still others

working on legislation to outlaw the echoey guy yelling “FUCK” noise on instagram videos

“as long as we’re talking about Mein Kampf”

me in the Criterion Closet: ah, Under Siege (1992). probably Seagal’s finest work

The streamer lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

this rocks but also like what else was he supposed to say lmao

have some hardcore Mimosa purrs

did you know that “unc” actually means “unclear” because no one knows what it means

🎵 yeah I saw her face 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 now I’m an agnostic 🎶

Something I really miss from 80s/90s movies are made up superdrugs. “They call it Skeez. It’s like triple strength cocaine and black tar heroin and it gives you kangaroo strength.” At least we had Dredd.

your posts are so good 🙂

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

the capitol was invaded by exactly 7000 pedophiles who all own car dealerships

all right while I’m asleep this afternoon if everyone could just get together and take care of the issues, that would be really nice to wake up to. that would be so cool. thanks in advance friends

Insurance is supposed to pay out but they're taking their sweet time, in the meantime I am going broke waiting for reimbursements that may or may not come $77 raised so far, lets set a goal of $500 for TDOV and see if we can hit it, y'all could change a trans person's life today by doing this

Cumming from one stroke like a samurai drawing his sword

save me, tightly packed joint of mediocre sativa. tightly packed joint of mediocre sativa, save me

ACAB includes Eddie Money