Arlan Hellison*
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*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash.
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In tonight's Hell Zone, I am joined by
@hydrationchimp.bsky.social
to let off some steam and discuss the most distilled and pure essence of Arnold, 1985's Commando. Arnold WILL say cool things while exploding everything and suffering exactly zero damage. Enter The Hell Zone with us.
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HZ19- Commando
Arlan is joined by the internet's Posting Monkey, Tim, to discuss the most Arnold of Arnold's movies, 1985's Commando. An indestructible superhero of a man must save his daughter from his biggest fan,
https://soundcloud.com/the-hell-zone/hz19-commando?si=d7b90c9dc4ee41ba928a4b0c620a7259&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
10 months ago
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I accidentally made an emoji sticker of Elizabeth Hurley and her nephew doing that weirdly close Easter photograph and I can’t get rid of it now
11 months ago
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🏳️⚧️ FTP of the Elders of Zion
about 19 hours ago
Wow. The dark side of the moon, finally photographed by humans. This is really something, folks. (Photo: NASA)
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looked up if Sarah Sherman dresses like a fucking clown on purpose and it turns out that she does. I just thought she was bad at matching
about 19 hours ago
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Thembo
about 23 hours ago
We used to be a proper country
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
about 23 hours ago
manifesting
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open)
1 day ago
I don’t fully understand why the decided on these promo pics for Conan The Barbarian but glad they exist.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀
5 months ago
*hits bong* Stick pepperoni is too phallic. Someone should invent a pepper-yoni.
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sharks, what if there was a rotisserie chicken for the sluts? I call it: Ho-tisserie Chicken
about 22 hours ago
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mr pussy
1 day ago
Darmok and Jalad! At the Disco
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this is actually pretty fun
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1 day ago
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hapbt
1 day ago
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Henry Rollins corrects Bill Hader's David Lee Roth story
YouTube video by nthroot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3-kAWBuLaU
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hanging out in zebra print pants without a shirt like I’m David Lee Roth
1 day ago
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I’m a simple man with a simple goal: to make enough money that I can do cocaine all the time
1 day ago
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️
25 days ago
Advice to isekai denizens from the user manual: Do not morningstar the Wii.
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you can’t have Henry Rollins play a scientist who dies in your movie anymore
1 day ago
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dudes will really come to this website, do open racism, transphobia, and misogyny, then repost a bunch of shit about “dogpiles” when he gets told to fuck off
1 day ago
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AI looking at your creative works like
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1 day ago
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sure, being stoned and chill is great and all, but have you ever tried being sober and angry?
1 day ago
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Rav
2 days ago
I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO
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who else up remembering situations where you have been wronged and conjuring up scenarios where you get to tell them off
2 days ago
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I don’t want to go to work but I’m going to do it anyway and to be honest this makes me the bravest person in the entire world and human history
2 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
2 days ago
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daryl "trans day of instability" b 🏳️⚧️
2 days ago
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finally … Robocop on Criterion Channel, where it belongs
2 days ago
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™
2 days ago
*clutching pearls* well I NEVER!!! I cannot believe I received such an uncivil response to my totally innocuous NYT column "The left is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened". I suppose I have no choice but to post on stormfront where they respect intellectual debate 😤
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Calvinball Congress
2 days ago
thanks for proving my point within hours of me posting this, btw
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Michaela Joffe
2 days ago
"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.
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John Leavitt
2 days ago
Re: Means Testing. When City College of New York was wondering about charging tuition to cover costs in the 70s they found it would cost more in admin and red tape then not charging but were told to do it anyway to teach students a lesson about responsibility
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I’m taking personal credit for this guy deactivating his account 😎
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2 days ago
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will you smoke weed with me on the Porn Parody Enterprise Bridge
10 months ago
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me.com
3 days ago
It’s time for this again
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✨[redacted]✨
3 days ago
it’s a tie & there’s still others
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working on legislation to outlaw the echoey guy yelling “FUCK” noise on instagram videos
3 days ago
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“as long as we’re talking about Mein Kampf”
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3 days ago
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me in the Criterion Closet: ah, Under Siege (1992). probably Seagal’s finest work
4 days ago
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The Joy 🐇
9 months ago
The streamer lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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this rocks but also like what else was he supposed to say lmao
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4 days ago
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have some hardcore Mimosa purrs
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4 days ago
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did you know that “unc” actually means “unclear” because no one knows what it means
4 days ago
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🎵 yeah I saw her face 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹 now I’m an agnostic 🎶
4 days ago
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Josh Sawyer
5 days ago
Something I really miss from 80s/90s movies are made up superdrugs. “They call it Skeez. It’s like triple strength cocaine and black tar heroin and it gives you kangaroo strength.” At least we had Dredd.
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foaming pipe snake
4 days ago
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your posts are so good 🙂
5 days ago
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Anatoly Shashkin💾
5 days ago
Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!
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the capitol was invaded by exactly 7000 pedophiles who all own car dealerships
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5 days ago
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all right while I’m asleep this afternoon if everyone could just get together and take care of the issues, that would be really nice to wake up to. that would be so cool. thanks in advance friends
5 days ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
6 days ago
Insurance is supposed to pay out but they're taking their sweet time, in the meantime I am going broke waiting for reimbursements that may or may not come $77 raised so far, lets set a goal of $500 for TDOV and see if we can hit it, y'all could change a trans person's life today by doing this
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Scoob
over 1 year ago
Cumming from one stroke like a samurai drawing his sword
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save me, tightly packed joint of mediocre sativa. tightly packed joint of mediocre sativa, save me
6 days ago
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ACAB includes Eddie Money
6 days ago
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