Arlan Hellison*
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In tonight's Hell Zone, I am joined by
@hydrationchimp.bsky.social
to let off some steam and discuss the most distilled and pure essence of Arnold, 1985's Commando. Arnold WILL say cool things while exploding everything and suffering exactly zero damage. Enter The Hell Zone with us.
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HZ19- Commando
Arlan is joined by the internet's Posting Monkey, Tim, to discuss the most Arnold of Arnold's movies, 1985's Commando. An indestructible superhero of a man must save his daughter from his biggest fan,
https://soundcloud.com/the-hell-zone/hz19-commando?si=d7b90c9dc4ee41ba928a4b0c620a7259&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
8 months ago
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these cowards need to film the real Gladiator 2: Nick Caveās Christ Killer
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Nick Cave Reveals Details About His āGladiator 2ā Script āChrist Killerā & You Can Read The Full Screenplay Right Here
Nick Cave Reveals Details About His 'Gladiator 2' Script 'Christ Killer' & You Can Read The Full Screenplay Right Here
https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/nick-cave-reveals-details-about-his-gladiator-2-script-christ-killer-you-can-read-the-full-screenplay-right-here-96104/
about 14 hours ago
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only other movie Iāve had a harder time getting through is Soul Man (1986). though I can safely say that was definitely worse
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about 1 hour ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 2 hours ago
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Ed Burmila
about 5 hours ago
The rise of the far right is not a problem unique to the US. Our elite impunity problem, however, seems to be on an order of magnitude worse than a lot of our peers.
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apparently there are actually countries that prosecute their insurrectionist and pedophile political figures???? that sounds so nice
about 4 hours ago
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weāve seen repeatedly that probably the worst crime you can commit on here is improper use of a propietary hashtag
about 8 hours ago
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weāve seen repeatedly that probably the worst crime you can commit on here is improper use of a propietary hashtag
about 8 hours ago
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Bearhat
about 17 hours ago
Ok learning that more people were unaware of this then I assumed so as an fyi Scream 7ās production was defined entirely by firing the new trilogy series lead over her pro-Palestine statements
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these cowards need to film the real Gladiator 2: Nick Caveās Christ Killer
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Nick Cave Reveals Details About His āGladiator 2ā Script āChrist Killerā & You Can Read The Full Screenplay Right Here
Nick Cave Reveals Details About His 'Gladiator 2' Script 'Christ Killer' & You Can Read The Full Screenplay Right Here
https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/nick-cave-reveals-details-about-his-gladiator-2-script-christ-killer-you-can-read-the-full-screenplay-right-here-96104/
about 14 hours ago
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letās see. letās see. whatās in the news. Ash Wednesday. easy. āAss Wednesdayā annnnd ⦠Send. youāve done it again, āHellisonā
about 15 hours ago
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ārelease the Glortroxā gotta be the worst Marvel Rivals Ult line of all time
about 16 hours ago
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did not realize Claude was literally using the Kurt Vonnegut butthole drawing as its logo
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about 16 hours ago
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Richard Kadrey
about 24 hours ago
2026 basically
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Thread To Keep Track Of The Games I Beat 2026
about 2 months ago
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3. rolled credits on Alan Wake 2 and this 1998-ass song is happening to me
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Heroes and Villains
YouTube video by Poets of the Fall - Topic
https://youtu.be/8pQ_DBpgYNE?si=TTAZb3WwwzStQceP
1 day ago
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alexis simpson
1 day ago
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
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4 months ago
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in this Nightmare On Elm Street episode thereās a question about who the killer is and Iām just saying thereās a character named Coach Gacey
1 day ago
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rich traditions
1 day ago
that marion "cobra" cobretti just doesn't like to play by the rules
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just remembered I have to finish Robocop (2014)
1 day ago
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I was going to write a two-sentence horror story. BUT THEN I WAS EATEN BY A MUMMY
over 2 years ago
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whoa shit I want to be just like these shirtless weird repellent dudes
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1 day ago
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Kashana
2 days ago
Itās so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
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4K tvās are made to display generic mutlicolored curlicued shapes. the more abstract the shapes are the more 4K it is
2 days ago
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Chris Steller
3 days ago
If was an Olympic figure skater, I would simply not fall.
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not sure why weāre still letting the Little St. James Class lecture us about anything
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2 days ago
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the final pearl
3 days ago
i am normal and can be trusted with the human coinstar š«
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this weekās cursed object on Friday The 13th: The Series is so fuckin funny: a wood chipper that pays out the worth of whichever person you feed it, in cash
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Friday The 13Th The Series S01e09 Root Of All Evil
YouTube video by Satsuki Ikeda
https://youtu.be/hZzipGMokC8?si=XHeELVucqvzhPORl
3 days ago
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hey baby you wanna hear me say a bunch of sentences about myself???
3 days ago
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it brings me no pleasure to report that Sam Lake is going to jail for the sequence in Alan Wake 2 were like 3 dozen enemies attack you at once on a beach
3 days ago
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all kinds of things exist in the world, if you know to look for them
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Cher, Beavis And Butt-Head - I Got You Babe
YouTube video by CherVEVO
https://youtu.be/jyncsw3yq-k?si=AGJmcQAbZBfNXPSD
3 days ago
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A Mullist in Texas
3 days ago
People have told me my whole life that humans have an evil nature. That we are inherently selfish and sinful. This isnāt true, and my evidence for it is that actually evil people will use our instinct to help each other against us.
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this show is about space police that use energy weapons that can create anything they want to exist badly enough and its logo is like *fragmaster voice* yeah. lanterns
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3 days ago
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Bluesky has drafts now but itās just conscripting people into discourse wars
3 days ago
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Stella
4 days ago
I wish I could come up with three words as brutal as the first three words in this synopsis
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CHOAM Nomsky
4 days ago
āAre you a good enough person to vote for a very bad person?ā does seem to put the onus in the wrong place
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I just donāt know why youād tell anyone youāre gonna vote for them unconditionally even if itās true
4 days ago
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fuck it I am finally gonna watch Robocop (2014) I hate being alive anyway
4 days ago
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šThe Glizzy Gladiatorš„šTFF2026
4 days ago
grandma's hiding something...
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now that Valentines Day is over all the cool people are allowed to do love stuff again. the normies were taking it up and making it cringe all day
4 days ago
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when I see propaganda Iām like āoh this is obviously a biased opinion. I think I will draw my own conclusions on this subject, thank you very muchā
4 days ago
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gm. you are all my Valentines
5 days ago
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if I found out the planet was about to be destroyed by a comet iād probably still post about it
5 days ago
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Catbus
5 days ago
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Iām sick and itās Valentines Day and thatās too many things to be whiney about at once imo
5 days ago
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over 1 year ago
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Brendel
about 1 year ago
Happy Valentines Day from the union organizing mother with incredible 3 second powers
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Mike 'A Video Editor' Burgess
6 days ago
Ask and you shall receive
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this Valentines Day, Iād like to do a special shoutout ⦠to women
about 2 years ago
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
5 days ago
can you imagine how disappointed youād be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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