Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
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celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash.
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In tonight's Hell Zone, I am joined by
@hydrationchimp.bsky.social
to let off some steam and discuss the most distilled and pure essence of Arnold, 1985's Commando. Arnold WILL say cool things while exploding everything and suffering exactly zero damage. Enter The Hell Zone with us.
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HZ19- Commando
Arlan is joined by the internet's Posting Monkey, Tim, to discuss the most Arnold of Arnold's movies, 1985's Commando. An indestructible superhero of a man must save his daughter from his biggest fan,
https://soundcloud.com/the-hell-zone/hz19-commando?si=d7b90c9dc4ee41ba928a4b0c620a7259&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
5 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
4 days ago
*sexting* Hah! Gross
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having finally achieved almost everything I wanted to in life I finally cross off my last item on the list: a Scrooge McDuck vault full of my entire fortune in gold coins. I dive in headfirst and cave my skull into a fine gelatin
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having finally achieved almost everything I wanted to in life I finally cross off my last item on the list: a Scrooge McDuck vault full of my entire fortune in gold coins. I dive in headfirst and cave my skull into a fine gelatin
about 15 hours ago
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Miss Riss
about 16 hours ago
I like how the NYT is preemptively romanticizing a time when rich criminals were not held accountable to ensure nobody is. Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.
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Iâm so leftist my skin fuckin sucks
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about 16 hours ago
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the nuggets hit different when theyâre shaped like a dinosaur
about 18 hours ago
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watching Night Flight like âoh hey the video for Tacoâs Putting On The Ritz Ive never seen this oh, thatâs. thats blackfaceâ
about 19 hours ago
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hm, yes, I am hugely interested in âreplacing cognitionâ, thank you
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about 19 hours ago
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todayâs âHell Zone Featureâ is a Christopher Walken action vehicle that apparently uh exists called âMcBainâ (1991)
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Watch McBain for Free Online | Pluto TV
A former Vietnam War lieutenant reforms his old team in order to help a revolutionary's sister overthrow a ruthless dictator. Stream McBain for free on Pluto TV.
https://pluto.tv/on-demand/movies/mcbain-1991-1-1?utm_source=plutotv&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=1000201&utm_content=1000735
1 day ago
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scheming up ways to maximize shareholder value
1 day ago
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did you forget? that I was hot. very sad for you, tbh
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Aaron Huertas
1 day ago
So youâre telling me time has passed at a rate of one year per year for many years and young people are unfamiliar with aspects of culture and technology you grew up with? Thatâs crazy.
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having nostalgia for the bygone child molestation days of yore is WILD
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1 day ago
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eating half an uncooked kielbasa like a banana
1 day ago
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just saw an entirely separate method for breaking out of the boundaries in an entirely different way lol. kinda seems like they did not test this level out very thoroughly before dropping it
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1 day ago
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what if I just quit? I mean. I would probably die. but what IF
1 day ago
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John (Award Season Regional Outreach Manager)
2 days ago
having a fat cock isn't enough these days, you also have to have a fat soul
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whatâs the old saying? âgo anti-Woke, youâre probably a pedophileâ
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1 day ago
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I thought Hunter S. Thompson made up adrenochrome to sound hard
2 days ago
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I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn
2 days ago
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pretty fucked up how all the antiwoke people are in a big group chat talking about fucking children, imo
2 days ago
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Thanksgecking
2 days ago
2nd most Bluesky-ass reply to the ketchup thread
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Fantastic M. Fox
2 days ago
GOOD MORNING COFFEE ACHIEVERS
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they already figured how to break out of bounds on the Times Square map in Marvel Rivals and anyway I found the Hot Topic
2 days ago
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little lamb
3 days ago
NYT: ahhh crud. We canât print those. Too much typos
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PISS_SHITTER
4 days ago
No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria SeĂąorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.
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just became a member of SAG (Stupid Assholes Guild)
3 days ago
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grimm đ
3 days ago
It's INCREDIBLY fun. Also, make sure to see the music video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JB...
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Crispin Glover - "Ben" [HD]
YouTube video by Roman âRomychâ Pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JBzhErFqU
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ok Iâm actually gonna watch this I have been slacking
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3 days ago
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ok just hung out for a little bit in the new ridiculous Marvel Rivals 100-person Time Square lobbies and Iâm declaring them good. did a like dance with like a dozen other Star Lords and then built a giant ramp with like six other Groots
3 days ago
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Stella Sacco
3 days ago
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude đđ¤
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soup of the day: cum
3 days ago
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Posterâ˘
4 days ago
Cheers reboot where Norm walks in and everyone is like "Nor-" and then a huge gasoline truck hits the bar and everyone horrifically dies in a nightmarish conflagration The rest of the show is about all their families dealing with their sudden deaths, it's a corny drama ala this is us
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Woke has made it so that you can not even create a backing beat that contains a sample of someone shouting âwoo!â anymore
4 days ago
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wish the Blues Traveller guy was on here so I could ask him how many of Roseanneâs racist conspiracy theories he agreed with onset đ
4 days ago
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this reminded me of the time in the shitty 90âs Fantastic Four cartoon when they were fighting Galactus and Richard Grieco showed up as Ghost Rider with zero preamble, blasted him in the face with the Penance Stare, then was like âwell, goodbye everyoneâ
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4 days ago
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âI signed on to brutally beat and murder people with impunity, this isnât fair, abloo bloo blooooooooo, ablooooooo bloooo blooooooooooâ
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4 days ago
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Corel Gallery Clipart
4 days ago
BLACKC1.BMF
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every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
5 days ago
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the guy at the gas station where I occasionally buy Mountain Dew applauded when I walked in wearing my zebra print tracksuit????
4 days ago
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saw an ad for a vacuum that was like âthis is the CARPET SOUL SUCKER it will SUCK the SOUL out of your carpetâ and I was just like ok. several problems with this:
4 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
5 days ago
sending humbert humbert a 100% supportive email so badly written he turns himself in
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daryl "'do not repeat this insight'" b đłď¸ââ§ď¸
5 days ago
especially the R-rated ones
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every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
5 days ago
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CHOAM shareholder (non-voting)
5 days ago
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Corel Gallery Clipart
5 days ago
KMC13.BMF
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mr. cannoli
5 days ago
bluesky mods will ban you for having a crush on me, it's in the ToS that i'm not allowed to find love
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oh sorry Lurch are we ruining your shitposting
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