the fact that he thinks this is a legitimate question???

statistics is not and never has been the answer. it's just a tool to try and help us explore

this whole thread pretty much my thoughts to a T only thing i'd add on is to echo that this isn't about anti intellectualism. my issue by large is due to the lack of intellectual curiousity by people posting these figures/stats.

i'm here for @marisakabas.bsky.social going full, loudly, anti ai on linkedin. it's fantastic

nicki minaj's agent: [sighs, pinches bridge of nose] no, no invite yet. look i told you i'll call if i hear anything

BREAKING: Dragon Sound has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

if you don't have a list of little games you play in the morning are you even living?

BREAKING: Billy Bob and The Rock-afire Explosion have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

spongebob reinforces classist framings of the poor as lazy goofballs

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

blanket fort insurance "sheet happens. we've got you covered."

it's wild that one of the headliners of the "state fair on the mall" dc thing is half of milli vanilli. i get that one of the guys is no longer with us, but we're really going to feature a band that famously didn't sing their songs?

BIRTHDAY???? @ennuidoofen.bsky.social is so funny and simply the best. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

the horse was named allegations ☹️

logging on

lmao

🎵oh i wish i had an oscar meyer weiner it would make a sound when you blow me🎵

take it from slacey, folks 👇

Statler: “What is there to GET?” Waldorf: “How about their money back?” DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

me when they say they don't really "get" the muppets:

can i say something with everyone getting mad?

first they came for my mr beast fans, and i said nothing

Skircle of the day! ✨🦋 #skircleoftheday 👉 https://skircle.me

by the transitive problem, the fact that you know me means you must be down with OPP

i miss interaction circles. wolfgang has left a hole in my heart that skircle can't really fill. however i do love the all stars feature

restaurant concept: a place that lays out a series of foods and you eat a tunnel through them like the Very Hungry Caterpillar

a FEW good men? in this economy?

i actually created bluesky, all the developers are one guy in indonesia, aaron roderick is a dog i gave a phone to, my mom runs the rude labeler

for way too long when people would talk about rolling their tongue i thought they could legitimately flip it around in their mouth

my inner monologue consists of intrusive thoughts rapped in a beastie boys style

What if taxing the rich works?

i stand shirtless in front of the freezer, whichever hardens first is my dominant

[Obamas role playing pretty woman] Barack: Let me be Gere

live your life with the confidence of a dev team saying "no, we're not gonna do that"

honestly rude of monday to be a tuesday

filling my water bed with ice cubes so i can recreate the titanic

a hacker has accessed my personal files and is threatening to reveal them unless i pay 5000 in dicks sporting goods gift cards. i will not negotiate with terrorists so i decided to lay it all out i'm not actually a platypus

[david attenborough voice] seen here is the defense mechanism of the wild poster. watch as they inject exceedingly proper grammar into a post to try and present themselves as having the moral high ground

i don't know how to really explain it but one of the things i hate about the "ultra processed food" definition, is that it feels like a label that specifically applies to "junk food". what i mean is that it feels like the processing is secondary to the fact that they're just unhealthy in general

when i lived in OKC i had a coworker whose house was at the tip of a T intersection. two different times a car ran into her house.

rebooting there will be blood for the modern age “should i drink up his milkshake? lemme know in the chat!”

any of you weirdos going to be at pharmasug next week?

Fountains of Wayne 1989

let’s roleplay you be private equity and milk me for all i’m worth

pokemon episodes: "here's some lighthearted battles and wacky hijinks" pokemon movies: "let's explore the nature of childhood trauma as a living god decides that humanity must be purged"

worst crossover ever: kill billy elliot

the sequel to the shortest bible verse:

trustin safety would be a beautiful name for a boy