i feel like he’s stumbling ass backwards into medicare for all

authorities tonight are saying the school shooting might’ve been prevented if the paw patrol hadn’t retreated to their tower for an hour to create a plan

“grok, please make my kids love me”

that’s the thing i love about older women. i keep getting older and they stay the same age

the dark side really does a number on you

what should i watch? griffins nuzlocke run again? okkk

i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave

LOGGING ON

had to do it

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

how am i supposed to code with all these proc freqs strutting around?

is this a safe space? can i admit, despite mocking him, i actually kinda like lin manuel miranda?

that feeling when i go to put my hand into my hoodie pocket only to realize i went with a flannel today instead 😭

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

carly rae jepsen is pregnant call me baby

why are twix so good? it’s just not fair

at a benefits fair. when did benefits companies decided that chip clips were the swag of choice?

after last night i have one question how can we get andrew cuomo a third loss?

Arlo is here to get cozy and win hearts

no one in this meeting knows how gassy i am j/k they all know someones in the corner vomitting

happy R/Pharma day to all who celebrate

youth minister: got that dog in you? maybe your priorities are backwards 🤨

sur la table it's me i'm table

feeling validated that my google search for "feeling sleepy while playing vampire survivors" didn't return just a page of "you need help"

spent the entire morning redoing my home office trying to get my cables managed. did a ton of work. not sure it looks any different

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix mugger: no i mean- me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

youth minister: got that dog in you? maybe your priorities are backwards 🤨

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE. parade.com/food/chilis-...

cove wishes you all a wonderful cozy day

After a devastating loss tonight, the Toronto Blue Jays have put the final nail in the Mercator Projection. Cartographers worldwide are currently redacting any mention of the true size and shape of Canada. A harsh necessity borne of a series of brutal failures.

went to see kpop demon hunters singalong with the fam and went to town on some fun sized candy. i think i broke my app because everytime i click to learn more it shuts down

i’m sorry to say these almonds bring me no joy

damn girl let me crack that sugar cause you need to be creme brulaid

doing a from:me search of my halloween posts.

all i'm saying is mariah carey should expand her empire "all i want for halloween is boo" is right there

when you get mad at me, this is who you’re getting mad at

this one’s for all my church campers

smh this article doesn't even address that first they needed to break through the lies that were creating walls between themselves so that they could finally make the golden honmoon

First one of the year! Well, 15th. But first one I've hollowed properly ready to go.

So shit is extremely expensive for us right now. We haven't bought groceries in two weeks, we are short on rent, and we've got more bills coming next week. Any amount of money helps, and sharing helps a lot too. Thank you Cash app: $chorgus Venmo: @chorgus

me: and now let's do a silly one boudoir photographer: .......k

shout out to the hr person at a previous company who had to reach out and ask me to remove a linkedin profile for a fake person a friend and i created because we thought the name was funny

"WOW!"

me: this pasta sauce is so great. it has such a wonderful familiar taste internally: don’t say like spaghettios don’t say like spaghettios

watching great british baking show while on a diet cause i like to torture myself

smh should've named them goosepumps

hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, buying the pudding recipes is now only 2nd on the list of things i hate about you

good news: you all gave the pumpkin a lot of love bad news: so did the squirrels

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior