ask me anything! i’m sure to answer one question before sleep takes over. probably ngl.link/slacey

on court interviews are the worst “coach how do you get back in this game” “well we need to score more points and stop them from scoring points”

dear local news if you’re going to put a shelter in place alert on screen, maybe include where the alert is for as a part of the static section?

gofund.me/3b1818771 if you can or want to, me and my best friend @rivetingtale.bsky.social who is daphné aunt created this gofundme to help the parents. The money will used so they can take their time grieving.

last i’ll bring up that professor dudes crash out yesterday. he legit thinks that linkedin is a good alternative and that’s the most depraved take of all

my body’s too cootielicious

ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

[end of credits] Jesus WILL Return

saturdays are for the baddies

“We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

ME TO GOOSE: would you believe his body is bread?

guys jesus is dead rn do your sins

ask me anything! i’m sure to answer one question before sleep takes over. probably ngl.link/slacey

but not statistics

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

singing “i’ll follow you into the dark” but it’s about bluesky dying

as long as there are people here to be silly gooses with, i’m happy

imagine if the artemis crew gets to the moon and just boosters right on out of here “sniff you jerks later”

Jesus: ugh how much further is it? Peter [stage whisper]: guess he can also turn water to whine

geno is pissed he has to pay for his new dining room set

bad news for fans of jordan’s furniture

Sometimes you just have to wait until a work of art “clicks” for you This has been true for me for most of Tolstoy’s work but also of Achewood

while we are wishing me Luck in at least fucking hearing back or getting a GODDAMN INTERVIEW for a job i am overqualified for, i am also in a truly soul crushing amount of debt and anything you can send helps 🖤 linktr.ee/regretagarbo

billie joe armstrong buying a bunch of radiohead singles to give himself the creeps

I would love to know how the astronauts on Artemis II eat, drink, and other science facts

hot fudge. no contest

live view of artemis ii

youth minister: 5 nights at freddy's? let me tell you about 3 days at tomb

i don't want to start a whole thing with the complaining dude, but i'm a person who did most all of his phd work (short version: got to dissertation stage and decided wasn't for me). i don't come to bluesky looking for intellectual discussion. i want to be silly and absurd with friends

just saw a linked in post touting a "Market intellegence platform" someone built using SAS (SAS visual analytics to be specific) and sure that's cool and all but also...why? as someone that uses SAS on the daily that seems like torture

With one shot they could’ve saved billions of lives

yes

when you think about it, isn't life the ultimate nuzlocke run?

This is a trap that so many people fall into across all sorts of situations. Just because something works for you, or is true for you, doesn't mean it's universal.

all of my posts should be read in the style of nbc "the more you know" promos. case in point

if there is one thing i've learned about the internet it's this: if you get a negative reaction to something, like say an atlantic article you wrote, reacting to the reacting is only gonna make it worse

and he has a milquetoast response with serial killer eyes ready

Why does Tiger Woods in handcuffs after his recent car crash look like ET?

Shung Yeldon

be serious

billie joe armstrong buying a bunch of radiohead singles to give himself the creeps

wore a gold mask on a conference call and set my name to mf zoom hr wants to meet with me ☹️

[back home] rocket man: wait you think i’m what kinda man?

[reviewing my 23&me report] huh, apparently i’ve got apple bottom genes

Judge: And how do you plead? Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor Judge: Pleiades? Me: Plea uh deez n- My lawyer: OBJECTION

“homie what set you from?”

feeling good man

anti anti ai haters? just say ai haters you dweeb