inside each of us are two rory’s

i appreciate that hockey has a a time out room for naughty players

here's what gooning taught me about procurement strategy, in this linked in post I will...

ROCK CHALK

remember the world cup in south africa and how annoying the vuvuzelas were? that’s how i feel about the olympics and the constant whirr of drones

are the paw patrol spayed and neutered? i hope ryder’s doing his part to help control the pet population

karenheit 451. the temperature at which moms for liberty burns books

ryder just deputized a snake because marshall claimed he could speak snake? this is some bullshit

i'm delving into this curling team relationship with the same detective lens i took to the civil wars

she may never recover from this @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one

i just wish the worst people in the world weren’t patriots fans. there’s dozens of us that don’t suck shit

don’t call it a comeba….oh…

jazz out here talking like the song breakfast isn’t americas greatest cultural output

[about to turn the channel] dammit drake maye, don’t drag me back in

if we don’t score this drive i’m turning the channel. watching some olympic highlights

these commercials were brought to you by kamala harris’ headquarters 67

we were betting on whether it would be affleck or damon and collectively said “jon bon jovi?” like it was a pace picante sauce commercial

always the push, never the tush ☹️

a drake is a dragon technically this should be wyvern maye

i’m boycotting m&ms until i want to fuck the green one again

@regretagarbo.rip from boston, sending you energy living in the heart of enemy territory

very excited to read the outrage posts that have been so helpfully scheduled for halftime

weird to see the puppy bowl still using x. feels like the child pornography bot would be a deal breaker but 🤷

stop puppy bowl time

breezy is the perfect name for a skier

karenheit 451. the temperature at which moms for liberty burns books

universal really dropped the ball not making their own fast and furious park. all roller coasters. all named after the films.

seen on threads

“I want to have an agency that is overhauled,” DeLauro said. “That is what I will work for.” just absolute cowardice

me trying to think up a banger

I think you might enjoy this little video I directed... youtu.be/PDYdP5gQqVQ?...

bro, if i knew this was a struggle bus, i wouldn’t have gotten on

it sure is a weird coincidence that our president has all these racist staffers

take them back sunday

one thing i love most in the world, is weird stuffies

cove wishes you all a cozy friday

Follow Friday? the only person i suggest following is our lord and savior Jesus Christ

depressing how much of our modern lives are built on the back of barely paid workers. modern day slavery

so they're making a baulders gate 3 show krysten ritter has to be shadow heart right?

headquarters 67 has a white board titled "brainstorming" with "pokemon go to the ...." in the middle

just to say, i loved it

"That's it, right on the button!"

angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"

curling 🤝 sex yelling "hard hard hard go go go"

on this day of days i'm reminded of seth green bemoaning the loss of his nfts because he was creating a tv show based on them

the olympics coverage of this hockey game keeps showing shots of j.d. vance watching the game and honestly what a buzz kill.

just saw a tik tok where some dude was like "i speak for all men, if you were trapped on a deserted island with a beautiful 14 year old...." and i'm like you gotta stop right there. straight to jail

also stephanie rules