Good morning from snow and crockpot of chicken (eventually will also have noodle) soup it is my first time making soup wish me luck

@nycgothtradwife.bsky.social YOU’RE HERE HI BESTIE

the two shows that have sucked me in the absolute most in the past year are pluribus and heated rivalry MORE QUEER ART

alright who has the good heated rivalry merch, I don’t have money to spend but I want to ogle and dream

it’s giving

stop retweeting that article with Peter Thiel’s face!!! Bluesky knows that billionaires are lying liars don’t we

and all of us are on Bluesky

The flintstones celebrating Christmas makes no sense!?!

my pre-snow day decision is buying ingredients to make a hearty chicken noodle soup in the crockpot

anyway she’s pregnant again which I’m sure is gonna be super cool and fun discourse

Heated Rivalry is partly as good as it is because it is lightning in a bottle from two actors we have never seen before (and a fantastic ensemble cast) I want 10 more shows like this

I AM GOING TO THE COTTAGE (I’m watching the finale)

what’s the movie that first made you obsessed with Christian Bale and why is it Newsies

Make a Bond film casual Tomorrow might die, but no worries if not

I will be watching Christmas movies for the rest of the week though. I spent so much energy on making Christmas happen for my kid amidst all the chaos, and just getting through the first holiday since we lost my MIL, that I haven’t really gotten to enjoy much.

please please please teach your boomers on the internet about scams please I am begging you the AI is too strong and too good PLEASE TEACH YOUR BOOMERS

omg less than a week until MEANINGFUL TENNIS RETURNS MY FRITZY

wait he was 13 for 22 genuinely because that is some insane taylor swift numerology

merry chrimbo from a job I really love tbh

kid’s in bed it was good enough today. that’ll do, self

nuance is holding the emotions of “omg I love Christmas so much” and “I am emotionally in so much pain that I physically don’t know how I am upright” at the same time

you will be visited by 3 spirits

I ~love~ football because you can be watching for literally less than 2 seconds and someone could have a game, career, and/or life changing injury right before your eyes </s> no playing football for the mini Pulito, for watching only

and to you good Christmas too

thank you to this account for reminding me I hadn’t watched Ted Lasso Christmas yet 🎄

Mrs. Claus is become Bloody Mary

apparently this was the day we became Facebook friends 12 years ago so fb went ahead and wrecked me with a collage of pictures before I even had coffee COOL

when I was growing up, there was a rule that if you woke mom up on christmas there were no presents lmao anyway my kid is somehow still asleep at 10:27 so that’s my christmas gift

every time I see a dancer on tv behind an artist: IS THAT AN ERAS TOUR DANCER I THINK IT IS

I think we may have gone overboard but at least the kid will be happy and he’s the only thing keeping me going this season this year so shout out to all the other magic makers on here #PostYourTree 🎄

where are the ghosts

being Santa is exhausting, fam merry christmas

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, NOR dread nor hope attend A dying animal; A man awaits his end Dreading and hoping all; Many times he died, Many times rose again.

one of our annual watch traditions is now happening while we wrap gifts for our toddler and I think that’s just wonderful @keithpulito.bsky.social love your face dude 🎄❤️

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, to die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause

this is such a good take

it’s only the first christmas without them one time it’s only the first time one time I’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

take the pictures and squeeze your people because next year they could be an urn on the mantle

I’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

merry griefmas and happy dissociation days

pluribus so very good what do you mean I have to wait another YEAR

telling the boy aquarium group chat I am actually watching Boston play Montreal right now

I love the community that her music has created, I love how much we love her and how much those who love us honor that 😭

fedex tracking status: we will ruin your Christmas

Skenes wanted some bats I guess

watching the Marjorie ep of the Taylor docuseries and weeping