I think the Rapture should come on the 23rd now

Being petty (it’s all I got right now) but does Jacob Young know his team is in last place bc that catch celebration was like he thought this game meant something for him

worried that you guys don’t know about ya gotta believe. not seeing a lot of ya gotta believe on bluesky.

I’m watching the Mets play baseball again today

Today’s game hurt my feelings

Virgo, here. Thought from yesterday that’s germane every day. Good Morning. (h/t: @ellesep.bsky.social )

My dog preparing for spooky season by reenacting The Blair Witch Project

LFGM

Why does my necklace look like Gladys’s magic tree in Weapons

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Has anyone told Katia Lindor she has to play the national anthem every game now

Mets 🙏

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

I’m just devastated by this news about Robert Redford, what a talent. I hope you’re reunited with Paul Newman and playing pranks until eternity you magnificent king.

My favorite thing about rewatching angsty teen dramas from the 90s and early aughts is how they always had the main girl get together with the guy she had been yearning for to just immediately break things off “to find herself” and then two days later be with some other dude

Mets are making me sad!

just put “edwin diaz” under cause of death whenever I go

Screaming in my apartment at the end of that Mets game

Do other teams fans get to laugh as much as Mets fans do? GKR are a goddamn treasure. #LGM

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

One of the great character actors in all of movies, and in the truest sense -- whenever he turned up in a movie, no matter the size of the role, it immediately kicked up a notch. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

For no reason at all I’m thinking about the episode of Scandal when Mellie forged Fitz’s signature while he was in a coma

Free Tyrone Taylor!!!!!!

One thing I miss about the 90s/early aughts is that you could actually enter cool contests and win stuff and now every contest is just a fake way for someplace to send you emails until you die

Reunite Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman for another romcom. Just NOT a sequel!!!

One I think about a lot is Josh Groban in Ally McBeal suing a girl because she changed her mind about going to the prom with him and he sings so heartbreakingly beautifully at the end of the episode and it was the first time I ever heard him sing

Does anyone know how to get ahold of the Shouts and Murmurs people when you have a SUPER timely idea and the regular inbox reply time will be much too late for it

Nolan McLean for president of the universe

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...

One thing, above all, has felt elusive for this year’s Mets: a night that felt like last year. The Phillies continue to bring out the best in New York:

I love the morning after a walk off win

Friday would be a beautiful name for today

Taylor Swift songs gonna hit so good on TSITP tomorrow

If Tyrone Taylor has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Tyrone has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Tyrone has only one fan then that is me. If Tyrone has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Tyrone, then I am against the world.

Let’s go Mets baby

the mets smacking the phillies around? what is this, the playoffs?

no lead is big enough More.

Phillies shitting the bed tonight is Bohm’s fault for bringing his whiny bitch vibes into the universe and I personally love to see it

Well hell’s bells that was a clean inning

Luis Torrens raises the apple! 🍎 #LGM

BASEBALL IS THE FUNNEST

Northern NJ folks if you know any newbie or aspiring writers interested in taking a class on how to get published I’m teaching one! www.mpsnj.org

One thing about me is that if you take me to a county fair I am going to get a big lemonade and bag of zeppoles

Little known fact that your 13th year of marriage is not the lace anniversary but the year you have to co-write a horror movie script together

Working with him on The Good Wife was such a treat. A lovely man who gave us so many gifts with his talent.

Elevators aren’t rides. They’re short, silent auditions where everyone pretends not to exist.

Beaches made me realize early on that you could find and develop deep abiding friendships with people in the unlikeliest of ways. And friends could absolutely become your family.

A thing of beauty 🤩

“um, weren’t there five of us?”

Mets baby