I forget what’s the rule again if you have a dream about someone you haven’t seen or spoken to in a year? Tell them right?

Not loving the large amount of folks labeling sad, pathetic behavior as chic!

Will there be more bamboo tomorrow

I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.

Have a great week, everybody!

This is niche but guys absolutely no one. NO ONE. Describes growing up in Monmouth County as growing up on the Navesink River. NO ONE.

Ice cream with espresso in it maybe not my best decision on a Sunday night

I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.

Sunday night ice cream dates might be the best way to ward off the Sunday scaries

I love movies. Going to the movies. Watching them at home. I feel extremely sorry for the antisocial nuts who think that AI means they can re-do an existing movie on a shitty program that changes the ending or makes the characters do/say what they want. You don’t deserve movies

No one at this football game cares about my theories about Pluribus

A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated. jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...

I think we all agree that one person will read the book and there will be an essay entitled “I read American Canto so you don’t have to”

A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated. jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...

20,057 people at Citi Field for the Dominican winter ball All-Stars against the Puerto Rican winter ball All-Stars In the middle of November Baseball is the BEST !!

I’m partial to Peacock most of the time for old faves but Apple really does have some of the best original streaming shows out there

Pluribus episode 3 is genuinely hilarious and also goddamn that show in general really just has beautiful shot compositions in every single scene.

A bus was stolen by a man in Canada who continued to allow passengers to board and even checked their bus passes, in what police described as a “joy ride.”

I genuinely think Olivia Nuzzi wrote a book that has zero audience. MAGA folks won’t stand for anyone besmirching their steroid riddled lunatic and anyone with a brain is too grossed out by the idea of her being attracted to said lunatic

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT

Fastest way to get your dog up to go out when you need her to is to sit down on the couch in an attempt to relax

AMC stubs member boyfriend Stays through the credits girlfriend

Well I just enjoyed the hell out of Bugonia

The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.

A pretty bleak thing that GenAI is revealing is that a significant percentage of the population seems to have no interest in actually learning or doing anything. They want to ChatGPT their way out of hobbies, art making, everything... www.thecut.com/article/woul...

I love that “okay but how the fuck do we keep smoking??” was a primary concern on the set of PLANET OF THE APES

Other folks have said it, but let me just note that: (1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year (2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?

Any copywriters in NJ looking for a new job? Preferably with pharma or medical exp?

Ok I am Pluribus-pilled

Have assumed a car accident or gun violence would get most of us before old age does but listeria from a frozen meal is really showing out strong lately

I miss the pre-fascism days of Twitter when you could tweet “I’m pulling an all nighter to not blow a deadline I wish I had some chocolate” and a very lovely company would DM you and be like hey we’d love to send you some chocolate

Says here everyone in New York City will now be assigned an aloof wife

Me every time I eat a French Dip

This is absolutely playing in my head in the voice of Orson Welles.

When rich people say they are "leaving New York" that just means they're doing retail therapy by buying an additional house somewhere else.

Today I referenced “the only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool” and was horrified to find out that the people I was with did not know anything about Lester Bangs or Almost Famous

Feeling a little bit of relief for the first time in a year

My kingdom for a reporter to just ask “shouldn’t you be more informed in order to do your job?”

There’s a guy in my hometown who decided to launch a write-in campaign once he realized that a 71 year old Oath Keeper with no children in the district was running unopposed for the school board. Regular folks can take meaningful action.

“Mister Speaker, do you know your own name? Can you state what country you are in? What is the current year?”

I knew the Edwin Díaz opt out was coming but omg I truly don’t know what I will do if they don’t get him back

I already miss baseball

Dear Canada and Blue Jays: that was one of the best World Series ever. I wish you could have won too.

I think if the Blue Jays could bounce back after the 18 inning game then they can bounce back after whatever the hell that 9th inning was in Game 6

gimenez walkoff homer lfg

My neighbor: so are you dressing your dog up for Halloween Me: *takes long drag of my cigarette* Nah, Halloween is a small dog’s game

A haunted house but it’s just the day after the World Series ends and we have no baseball for 4 months

Big news I have decided it’s time to pick a new personal fragrance

October theme song