Ah, January yoga classes. Nothing but brand-new lululemon and wobbly legs as far as the eye can see

Help?: I'm in the research/draft phase of my new comic and am looking to interview folks who've done roadie/merch/sound work with a touring band. Mostly logistics questions. This would be paid and over email. Please DM if we're mutuals, or reply here. Thanks!

crow friend was furious that Ollie dug up one of his caches in the yard, so I brokered peace by giving crow friend some of Ollie's kibble #thecircleoflife

oh no there's a used Badlander at the long and mcquade in town, oh no

I can happily draw comics on my ipad while travelling but I gotta say, getting back in front of the ol' cintiq sure does feel good

Long

look man I don’t have the time to argue with people over if they should be on twitter at all, I left a 130k account behind as soon as Elon took the reins, but if you’re paying money to Herr Corpselips to use his social media, I kinda look at your little blue checkmark like it’s a cybertruck

Local place just started making pan suisse, which is a croissant stuffed with cookie dough

Got ollie home and he immediately went to bed. See you tomorrow buddy lol

arrived home safely, ordered a pizza, not moving for the next 36 hours except to pick up ollie tomorrow

Security lady with a ton of cool tattoos stopped me to ask if my palm tats hurt. “Yes,” I said. This happens almost every time I fly lol

Assuming today goes as planned (lol 😰) I get to pick up this stinky man tomorrow

Your tech columnist should be put in an oubliette

a human is just a jailbroken monkey

He looks like a muppet

Thank you to my patreon supporters, because I just had to pay $2000 to change our flights because of the stupid eurostar breaking down. thank u www.patreon.com/jephjacques

Ollie do get recognized on a walk once! He was polite but did not sign an autograph

Walked past Anderson Cooper in Paris (clearly on his way somewhere), walked past Geddy Lee in Toronto (clearly did nit want to interact with randos), walked past Joel McHale at SDCC (very tall). I do a fair bit of walking past celebrities it seems

Get from France to Halifax without at least one part of the itinerary being absolutely fucked [challenge level: impossible]

Borc (boob orc)

Oh my god

5 minutes of a baby crying on a train: I am fantasizing about murder 5 hours of a cat in a pet carrier making sad meows on a train: aw the poor silly little guy haha

[Dr. Dazzle voice] I am twelve

Belf (Butt Elf)

I love Instagram videos of people being surprised with a new cat. They’re sobbing, screaming “this is the best day of my liiiifeeee wahhhhh” and the cat is like “the FUCK is going on”

lol at all three

Festive man

Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question: Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends. Make. Friends.

One of the best parts of winter is every Pyr owner on social media doing their “my dog refuses to come inside out of the snow” posts

I would say wake up dead man is the weakest of the knives out movies so far but it was still a very good time

For when you want your car to smell like sidewalk garbage

Of COURSE I come up with the perfect Xmas handle the day after Xmas (Santaclaus Beksinski)

I hope everyone is really excited for Christmas 2 tomorrow!

Have spent today rereading THE TAINTED CUP and A DROP OF CORRUPTION by Robert Jackson Bennett, two of my favorite books from the last couple years. What if China Mieville wrote a Sherlock Holmes story in the attack on titan universe. Excellent shit

Getting reports that the grinch was Home Aloned last night. Sending thoughts and prayers

Christmas in France is dangerous. Last night we started eating at about 7pm and were finishing up around midnight. Today the appetizers begin at 1pm. I am not sure if we will ever stop eating

Got a little bit of light reading for the holiday (holy SHIT the art in this!!!)

They should probably stop, that sounds very stressful for the cats

Oh no he’s fusing with another dog like in dragonball

On the road in rural france, and this rest stop offers an “American hotdog” that is fancier than the anything you would ever describe as a hotdog in America

I love op-eds that are just extended humblebrags

Fashion

The battleship thing is so funny. We are already going to lose our entire surface fleet in about 30 minutes against a peer-tech enemy, sure let’s make some more even bigger and more expensive boats

You know that mf dying when he suddenly wants battleships named for him

NeuralDSP just put out a John Mayer plugin and I am so fucking sick of seeing his douchebag face in every fucking ad the algorithm serves me

Different strokes for different folks but you cannot make me care about a movie that looks like a 3 hour PS5 game cutscene

Ariana Grande always looks like she just got her drink order messed up. I don’t know how to articulate this any better

I’m really glad so many animals have snoots. It’s basically my favorite part of an animal

Still really enjoying The Last Spell but playing on a small laptop screen makes it really easy to accidentally obliterate your own dudes :/

everyone's a critic