i hate what the internet has done to my brain

I should mention this again: Worldbuilders Market worldbuildersmarket.com/search?q=mar... has Murderbot and Sanctuary Moon merchandise where the proceeds go to charity. At this point as far as I know there is no other licensed official merchandise.

Every time I pick up a 6 string guitar I go "man this is so fun to play" but then when I try to write music on one I'm like "it doesn't have enough Notes" I need to be able to chug in drop E and ALSO play twinkly little arpeggios on the same instrument damn it

mediterranean means middle earth and i'm just supposed to believe it's real?

Wife just asked me if I knew what “decoupage” was. “Boobage,” I confidently replied. “That’s décolletage,” she said with this face 🤭

hall monitor ass behavior. pathetic

Today the Instagram algorithm has decided I want to see videos of horses being big dumb babies and honestly: yeah why not

Among the first quotes of this post were someone using it to make a Trump reference and someone tagging a hypnotist to say “I WANT TO BE YOUR PIGWHORE”. Can we have a normal day here. Can we just enjoy the pig bath. Look how happy he is. He doesn’t know about Republicans or kink.

I still can't get over how JD Vance looks like a baby with makeup and a fake beard

was gonna do a funny tweet about the song "let's do it, let's fall in love" but then I looked up the original lyrics and fucking YIKES

oops bought a new guitar amp! whoopsie doodle!

me reading the election news

A cool thing about living in the modern day is if I want a burrito I can pay a man to bring a burrito to my house for me to eat

"My wife uses collagen. She has many children. By me." Something a normal human, who is definitely not a philosophical zombie, would say

This is so, so true. There are vanishingly few people making a living off their art full time, and many (maybe the majority) of us who do also have a spouse with their own income. Don't ever think you're somehow less of an artist because you have to do other shit to pay the bills.

Dog loaf. Stinky bread

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Fuck yeah Zohran, good job nyc

me reading the news about dick cheney

I hadn’t considered this particular flavor of AI hell and now I’m mad all over again

good.

The Flaws system in Outer Worlds 2 is really cool. Game is like “oh you like minmaxing? What about…the DEVIL’S minmaxing??”

Sometimes you just have to spend your morning writing Yob riffs

microraptors are NOT meant to be outside pets and will destroy your local bird population. keep them indoors!!!

imagine if we had dinosaurs*. instagram account of some white woman with a "tame" t-rex that she "raised from an egg, he would NEVER hurt me" *yes I know birds are basically dinosaurs if you pedant me about this I will block you

Mass Shooting Results In Negative 4 Casualties - "KINDEST GUNMAN EVER" APPREHENDED AND SENTENCED TO LIFE

the other day "Loser" by Beck randomly came on the radio and for the first time in my life I did that dad thing where they're like "oh yeah baby now THIS is a CLASSIC" and turned it way up

Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.

gonna get a lotta mileage out of this marigold drawing

I'm so old I remember when memes were called image macros

I suspect that the techbros who read the SFF stories about robots rebelling decided that the moral of the story was "design them so they won't" and they think that's actually possible and desirable.

writing comics that you then have to draw is a real sowing/reaping situation sometimes

Instagram stop telling me how to set up a Teen Account. I do not have a teen or interact with any teens. Even my dog is middle aged now

dear Mr. King of all Cosmos you're super great but I need you to shut the fuck up while i'm trying to roll shit up for you

every time I meet a Bernese I think "I need a Bernese." I wish they didn't have so many health problems :(. Giant dumb babies

ahh. coffee

Tfw u r just the sleepiest man

[extremely skeptically] and you said that EVERYONE was kung-fu fighting?

Love living in 21st century city where the power goes out if there is even a slight breeze

wolfgang van halen nesting on an ostrich egg and shredding

eddie vedder patiently explaining the appeal of shiny hunting in pokemon games

holy shit how did I not know outer worlds 2 came out?!

if you want to spice up a story and/or inspire generations of tedious discourse, have an integral character's dying words be "you deluded fool..."

you know they made us do a lot of vinyasas tonight at yoga when holding up my arm to draw is painful

I am definitely going to listen to this mix over and over until I get absolutely sick of it soundcloud.com/monument-pod...

love to wake up at 4am for Some Goddamn Reason

if you cold-email me trying to get me to do business with your fly by night crowdfunding startup we WILL be roasting your company's dumbass name in the discord

trying to look cool at daycare

wow roisin murphy really trying to be the jk rowling of dance music huh