“Thanks” for “giving” me all your dinner suckers!!!!!!!

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.

The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air

Very excited… going to the US Mint today to taste a penny fresh off the line. Been waiting for this all my life.

True Tales of Dentistry

If you die in sudoku you die in real life

Sailors' Wisdom

This rules youtu.be/fdI1ZJtAJmI?...

I spent the morning at the dentist and now my mouth hurts. Surely there’s nothing going on in the world more important than this

This book includes a story about a special holiday log who poops candy. I did the art for it, like ten(?) years ago, but it's still pretty decent I think

I know it's 2 days to Halloween and very few of you want to think about Xmas yet, but the nature of comics means the time to order STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS is now! Please let your retailer know you want a copy, and please let me know if you're a media outlet who would like to talk about it!

This is what I made for my dog today and he is extremely mad at me

I collected all the Warioctober drawings from 2023 and you can look at them here in honor of Halloween's birthday tomorrow. Remember 2023? It was ten years ago. nedroid.com/blog_page.ph...

Barbecue Law

We have reports of a new cult of sickos who hole themselves up in rooms and draw hundreds-if not thousands-of images of the same few imaginary people. They call themselves “animators” and they’re just one of the perverts you’ll learn about on tonight’s Pervert Watch

I’m taking these suckers for all they’re worth

Sorry about Amazon’s worldwide cloud-based server infrastructure, everyone. I unplugged it to charge my phone. I’m almost up to 80% so it’ll just be a few minutes.

Ska Music Town

You can’t even say Bazinga anymore without people thinking it’s from some tv show or whatever

Sphereline Diorb

It will come as no surprise that M3GAN is back,

Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last

Apologies to @skullmandible.bsky.social

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

Coming in December! STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2025 ANNUAL! 80 pages of fantasy adventure Christmas comics feat. @seakae.com @docshaner.bsky.social @nedroid.com @emmetthgraham.bsky.social @nickfil.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com Six stories, all new or in print for the first time!

It’s called “chowder” because I don’t understand “chow der heck” you’re supposed to eat it!!

Sharks, you’ve heard the phrase, “Every cloud has a silver lining”? Well my company plans to gather up the sky and harvest those linings to turn them into a little cryptocurrency me and the boys are calling TacoCoin:)

A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild

"Never mind, I'll find/ someone who liiiikes food" -Weird Adele Yankovic

You’d never be able to pull off Y2K these days. But that won’t stop me from trying

If you see this draw and post a babadook from memory

Babadook from memory

I have always said this. Finally someone agrees with me.

I fell in/ to a burnin’ thing of spiders/

Happy Labor Day. Here’s my dog if he were a Digimon (unrelated)

Thinking about becoming a pillar of my community. Seems like it would be nice to be respected, not to mention regarded.

Society has lost its way. We no longer recall what happens if you give a mouse a cookie.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

I found a book full of convention jam comics from, judging by the strata of basement storage it was located in, around 2014. I can’t tell who all was responsible for this one. The other jam comics in the book are too filthy for public consumption.

*my first day as a member of Congress* thanks for letting me be in Congress. As a reminder, I do NOT want to be yelled at,

Nobody has ever enjoyed sitting in an Adirondack chair

I’m on a “seafood” diet… if I “see” seafood, I eat it!!! #lol #jk

At a convention when I first sold the Squishables Beartato Tots, customers could reach into the Mystery Bag to pick a name for their new Beartato. I found the bag and it’s still full of unpicked names.

No disrespect to Light Yagami, but if I were using the Death Note, I would simply be more careful

Trying to organize my storage and I’ve come across my collection of minicomics from SPX and other cons past. This is maybe a third of the whole collection. I miss these days!

Put my dog in Donkey Kong Bananza you cowards

*hit by a bus, transported to the afterlife allowed to ask one question about any facet of the cosmos* okay so are any of the characters on The Bear actually related or what