@kcg.bsky.social happy birthday my friend!!!!!

If i had to play football, I would simply get really good at jumping, then jump or double-jump over anyone who ran at me

Which team should I vote for?

This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.

Needs to be stressed that although Scott Adams died, Dilbert is still very much alive and he’s out there somewhere right now, scared

@rstevens.bsky.social happy birthday, though such things are meaningless to one who is eternal, having always been, and who always will be

Getting reports that the grinch was Home Aloned last night. Sending thoughts and prayers

“Weird Al” Roker

Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night

Some chefs throw away the garlic paper. But, in my opinion, that’s the paperiest part of the garlic

Self Portrait with Tube

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

I’m putting my classic character “Grunbo” into the public domain. Anyone can use Grunbo in their projects and endeavors however they like. I don’t care anymore. I wash my hands of Grunbo!

They should make thanksgiving for girls called thanksgirling

L from Death Note

“Thanks” for “giving” me all your dinner suckers!!!!!!!

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

Good news. I have discovered my passion in life, and it’s making spinning 3d animated GIFs.

The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air

Very excited… going to the US Mint today to taste a penny fresh off the line. Been waiting for this all my life.

True Tales of Dentistry

If you die in sudoku you die in real life

Sailors' Wisdom

This rules youtu.be/fdI1ZJtAJmI?...

I spent the morning at the dentist and now my mouth hurts. Surely there’s nothing going on in the world more important than this

This book includes a story about a special holiday log who poops candy. I did the art for it, like ten(?) years ago, but it's still pretty decent I think

I know it's 2 days to Halloween and very few of you want to think about Xmas yet, but the nature of comics means the time to order STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS is now! Please let your retailer know you want a copy, and please let me know if you're a media outlet who would like to talk about it!

This is what I made for my dog today and he is extremely mad at me

I collected all the Warioctober drawings from 2023 and you can look at them here in honor of Halloween's birthday tomorrow. Remember 2023? It was ten years ago. nedroid.com/blog_page.ph...

Barbecue Law

We have reports of a new cult of sickos who hole themselves up in rooms and draw hundreds-if not thousands-of images of the same few imaginary people. They call themselves “animators” and they’re just one of the perverts you’ll learn about on tonight’s Pervert Watch

I’m taking these suckers for all they’re worth

Sorry about Amazon’s worldwide cloud-based server infrastructure, everyone. I unplugged it to charge my phone. I’m almost up to 80% so it’ll just be a few minutes.

Ska Music Town

You can’t even say Bazinga anymore without people thinking it’s from some tv show or whatever

Sphereline Diorb

It will come as no surprise that M3GAN is back,

Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last

Apologies to @skullmandible.bsky.social

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

Coming in December! STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2025 ANNUAL! 80 pages of fantasy adventure Christmas comics feat. @seakae.com @docshaner.bsky.social @nedroid.com @emmetthgraham.bsky.social @nickfil.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com Six stories, all new or in print for the first time!

It’s called “chowder” because I don’t understand “chow der heck” you’re supposed to eat it!!

Sharks, you’ve heard the phrase, “Every cloud has a silver lining”? Well my company plans to gather up the sky and harvest those linings to turn them into a little cryptocurrency me and the boys are calling TacoCoin:)

A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild

"Never mind, I'll find/ someone who liiiikes food" -Weird Adele Yankovic

You’d never be able to pull off Y2K these days. But that won’t stop me from trying

If you see this draw and post a babadook from memory

Babadook from memory