Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last

Apologies to @skullmandible.bsky.social

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

Coming in December! STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2025 ANNUAL! 80 pages of fantasy adventure Christmas comics feat. @seakae.com @docshaner.bsky.social @nedroid.com @emmetthgraham.bsky.social @nickfil.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com Six stories, all new or in print for the first time!

It’s called “chowder” because I don’t understand “chow der heck” you’re supposed to eat it!!

Sharks, you’ve heard the phrase, “Every cloud has a silver lining”? Well my company plans to gather up the sky and harvest those linings to turn them into a little cryptocurrency me and the boys are calling TacoCoin:)

A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild

"Never mind, I'll find/ someone who liiiikes food" -Weird Adele Yankovic

You’d never be able to pull off Y2K these days. But that won’t stop me from trying

If you see this draw and post a babadook from memory

Babadook from memory

I have always said this. Finally someone agrees with me.

I fell in/ to a burnin’ thing of spiders/

Happy Labor Day. Here’s my dog if he were a Digimon (unrelated)

Thinking about becoming a pillar of my community. Seems like it would be nice to be respected, not to mention regarded.

Society has lost its way. We no longer recall what happens if you give a mouse a cookie.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

I found a book full of convention jam comics from, judging by the strata of basement storage it was located in, around 2014. I can’t tell who all was responsible for this one. The other jam comics in the book are too filthy for public consumption.

*my first day as a member of Congress* thanks for letting me be in Congress. As a reminder, I do NOT want to be yelled at,

Nobody has ever enjoyed sitting in an Adirondack chair

I’m on a “seafood” diet… if I “see” seafood, I eat it!!! #lol #jk

At a convention when I first sold the Squishables Beartato Tots, customers could reach into the Mystery Bag to pick a name for their new Beartato. I found the bag and it’s still full of unpicked names.

No disrespect to Light Yagami, but if I were using the Death Note, I would simply be more careful

Trying to organize my storage and I’ve come across my collection of minicomics from SPX and other cons past. This is maybe a third of the whole collection. I miss these days!

Put my dog in Donkey Kong Bananza you cowards

*hit by a bus, transported to the afterlife allowed to ask one question about any facet of the cosmos* okay so are any of the characters on The Bear actually related or what

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

*on my deathbed, opening an antique music box which proceeds to play third-wave ska music* oh… this takes me back

The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “

Did you know: Miyamoto considered inventing Waluigi first, but realized he’d then have to call Wario “Waluiario.” Nintendos at the time did not have enough memory for this, so he invented Wario instead.

I’ll be honest. I do not even consider Waluigi to be human.

This season on Big Brother, CBS went through the house and set up a bunch of Home Alone-style traps. All the contestants are getting completely clobbered and very hurt

If I were rich, I’d have a room in my house entirely dedicated to a weird chair that you pee into

I should clarify, you don’t *have* to use this as the logo if you’re producing Borf. But now that it’s out there, it’s kind of suspicious if you don’t.

if you're making something called Borf, you can use this as its logo. but if you make a lot of money from whatever Borf is, you have to give me some.

With all the Horrors going on in the world, I’m having a STRONG urge to reinvent Minions and have them be in a movie called something like “The Minions’ Wild Ride.” Would this heal us?

Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”

*watching a Final Destination movie* okay, first of all, that's EXTREMELY unlikely,

Are You My Age? Take this quiz to find out. When you see or hear the word “dumbwaiter,” your response is: A) “oh, like on Webster.” B) something else.

2 games… 2 players… 2 units produced. Nintendo 2: “it’s two good two be four sale”

Here’s a fun dinner game: add one strand of spaghetti to the cooking water about five minutes after the rest. Whoever gets the crunchy strand does the dishes.

I have lived in Indiana all my life and I can tell you there is one thing that unites all Hoosiers: being totally convinced as children that Eerie, Indiana was a real place and all that stuff actually happened

I was working in the lab late last night. You’ll never BELIEVE what my eyes beheld next.

Look, about that…

Time to come clean: I’ve actually never been able to achieve Super Saiyan Level 2 on my own. The times before when I said I did were lies, and the photos were faked. I’m sorry and I’ll try to do better in the future.

Breaking news! Video Games is making a new Nintendo. Be on the lookout for Nintendo 2 wherever you buy your games and puzzles. You heard it here first!