That's the inevitable outcome here. He had no business starting this war and has no path to winning it. The US couldn't beat 75,000 Taliban dudes. They're absolutely not going to defeat the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

The least Superman-like take.

neither. my city needs me

You know when a “new technology” is dogshit because rich people keeeeeep telling us that we need to get on board with it or get left behind. We’ve already been left behind. You’re rich. We aren’t. Eat a bag of artificial dicks.

Coming in July: CAPES #9 Bolt and Superball face an unexpected threat from Capes’ past. Can things get any WORSE? Of course! Plus, Ella Mental! @markenglert.bsky.social @conorhughes.bsky.social @biggleb.bsky.social @sanfordgreene.bsky.social @itoscaresme.bsky.social @skybound.bsky.social

Artists, show what built your style!

plainly true

Going back and watching someone's first videos vs what they do now is always odd. Then: "Hi, let's try a recipe for cornbread" Now: "Heeellloooo my little schmoops! We're gonna make every ONE STAR RATED gummy worm burrito!" (Jumps up and down whooping) "Tortilla! She's so smooth! Whoop whoop!"

1990 TMNT movie farmhouse convalescence Splinter seance scene:

Wrassles.

I know how to write a prompt to get a program that works how I want It's called source code

The flop sweat coming off of corporations desperate to justify this technology is absolutely wild. They are absolutely flailing.

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

If everything is GOATed then nothing is GOATed.

Nancy 4/13/26

We'll know for sure that the Pope is a registered Democrat if he hires 1000 new Swiss Guards and issues a series of tough-on-drugs edicts in response to the GOP criticism

Of course Vince McMahon isn't in the Epstein files. He was busy running the XFL of sex trafficking rings.

I haven’t yet met anyone who uses genAI regularly who doesn’t think they use it smartly and ethically. What are the chances?

Transphobia does not just hurt trans people. It also robs the world of talent and potential.

7 years of gold, thanks to my buds. #ExtraLife

It’s not the kids. It’s the parents. Kids can see themselves in a rock. Parents are the weirdos that are still pushing their gendered dogshit onto the future.

What the… five astronauts came out??

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

New Disney tradition is to do this at a specific point in Rise of the Resistance.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

DID YOU KNOW? Tofu takes on the flavors of what it’s cooked with but defiantly retains its absolutely gruesome texture and also the flavors thing is a lie! NOW YOU KNOW!

Artemisia from IDW TMNT

The big conclusion to the saga of the Prisoner on Cell Block X hits this week. You should imo get it

old gesture studies

Here's a fun one: My concept art for Shadow in the Stars using poor photoshoping (and lacking a name) And then the final art by @scragend.bsky.social with a starfighter design by @gunmetaldraws.bsky.social (that you'll see more inside the book)

actually let me add: i am more connected to and invested in every character on The Pitt than any other show because i’ve gotten 30 eps with them in 2 years some shows now don’t get that across 3 seasons in 6 years! also I’d like the industry i love to be saved and people to have jobs again so

I have once again Sluggoed.

Cycling villains to avoid accountability.

This guy is a menace and it’d be nice to get a sheriff that isn’t a drunk racist or sober fascist.

Nobody asked me to be a part of MAD about DC Comics, which means one thing… nobody knows who I am because I don’t make enough comics.

Had to go straight to the source to watch this Artemis launch because I can’t bear listening to some talking head getting giddy about the exploitation of asteroids and resources to boost our economy.

Still alive.

April Fool canceled bc everyday is a joke now

It’s an interesting argument to be like, “trans athletes are unfair.” Showing that you’re not only transphobic but sexist too.

the nicest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a small but dedicated cult following of kind hearted and politically shrewd weirdos & sickos that keep the fire going. the meanest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a large online fandom

Ah. THERRRRE it is. That’s why 1000 people were laid off. Fuckin knew it.

Can’t stop thinking about Weir’s asinine assessment of social commentary. Does he not even understand why he tells his own stories? He’s literally making money off of his interpretation of the human condition, which MANY people relate to. What a dumb asshole.

What’s that? It’s sunny outside and above 40? Yes I will wear shorts today thankyouverymuch!

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Lots of people I know went to LexCon and I didn’t realize it till it was too late. Is LexCon the new C2E2? What the hay is going on?