the gun that only kills bad guys, one out of four

STUPID STUPID STUPID

why the Jews and the Italians ever beef? we should have been fuckin ⁉️

everybody wants to be Luigi carving these bullets but you will never have his aura or green hat

the human brain doesn't fully develop until your 40s. if you're 32 you are functionally a child and should not be watching sex scenes

I'm not gay but cum is calories

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

charlie kirk's body is no longer animate and displays no life processes

the only way to resist fascism is by taking a nice bath

the only way to resist fascism is to have gay sex

they should make more news stories from 2010

my mistake

trans girls the second they turn 8 years hrt: im a boy

my litmus test for kids in public spaces is if the parent can keep them from pooping on the floor most of the time. if they don't poop on the floor most of the time I don't see a problem

Happy rosh Hashanah if this little guy sees his shadow we get 29 more days of Adar

Charlie Kirk, who is dead, lost all his blood

I am, for the first time in my life, a little curious about what Jimmy Kimmel might say

Charlie Kirk is no longer alive

there's dickheads everywhere for those with eyes to see

thank you for retweeting big penis woman hentai all day while I was at work

found a cool hat but all my selfies turn out grainy when I wear it

this quarantine got me feeling like Luke's Guy Walker

charlie kirk is dead

wanna get together and sync up our walking around noises

this quarantine got me feeling like luke's guy walker... trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

when an anime has characters and themes >>>>>>>

douching with the bidet and everyone hears me blast the water back out in one big slap

folky polyamorous southerners be like: not my pig, yes my farm

Most mobs in Houston are Branch Davidian and bitchmade

bro you wanna hang out and get really woke tonight?

gm

coworker looked at me and said "you got the minion fit on"

1 in 5 people transgender actually statistical error. West philly georg, where 6/5 are transgender is an outlier adn should not have been counted

tried to snap this joker car with my phone and accidentally did the best composition of my life

son, 17 years ago i misclicked while grinding XP in your mom's pussy and that misplay created the greatest synergy our lives. I love you

I'm sorry I sent you a 30 minute voice message do you still think I'm sexy

I never saw the movie and I'm reading the book for the first time you have to put up with me IT posting for a minute

white boy taunts in perfect racist accent, shocks pennywise the dancing clown

Stephen King: "what if a white boy used an accent so racist it killed a real demon?"

I do all my political organizing through QR codes on telephone poles, I have given thousands to the movement

batten