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i always thought INTing meant you got so mad you became big brain wojak. I still don't know what it is but I believe that less and less every day. time just keeps passing

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I'm so happy I get to share this world with my cat

Mario and princess peach do not have a romantic relationship. he is a knight. he loves her because he loves the mushroom kingdom and she is its heart. he is not in love with her, he is in love with his duty

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the polyamorist, also known as the "transsexual of the east," often engages in a rare type of relationship called a "dryad"

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Last time things looked this bad we got Hamilton. Never give up

as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island

I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being

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We need to hold Jeffrey Epstein accountable

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if he was Andrew Tate we'd have no more mass shootings