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I have a gun inside my heart
Jeffrey Epstein: "hello my pedophile business partner who I do sex trafficking and, presumably, live with. I would like to discuss our powerful pedophile clients in detail." Maxwell: "Ok"
about 3 hours ago
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my shift begins at 8:45, but it is considered bad manners to come in prior to 9:15, so I spend a little extra love on my morning poop
about 5 hours ago
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some poops are a task, but some are a journey asking you to slow down and take a look around
about 23 hours ago
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stop giving me just enough rope to hang myself with! i just can't think of anything else to do with that much rope
2 days ago
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NO MY DIET TRAVEL WEED
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2 days ago
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six seven!
2 days ago
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for some littles, bluey and the gentle parenting of banjo is a great comfort, for others watching your stern but respectful father be silly makes northernlion the better choice
2 days ago
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6 and 7 murdering and eating 9. 6 holds up a bloody hand and says "it really does look black in the moonlight" before throwing them both off a cliff
3 days ago
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when people say "trans rights are human rights" they mean power will go after the most acceptable target to pave the way for less acceptable targets
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3 days ago
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(smoking 8 bowls of weed the second my eyes open) why is it so hard to think
4 days ago
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exes you've never dated greater than sign
5 days ago
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the driving force of all humanity is to be told you're a good and special boy
6 days ago
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we could have been ancient and happy
6 days ago
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MAMDANI DON'T MAKE ME FEEL STUPID AGAIN OKAY I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD PLEASE
8 days ago
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oh come on
8 days ago
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me when the guy I hate dies of old age
8 days ago
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γγγπ Letourneauπ«(librarian)
9 days ago
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as far as I'm concerned every coffee shop is transgender
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9 days ago
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leon
9 days ago
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a man named Will Smith getting the winning run against the blue jays... Philadelphia sends its regards
11 days ago
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get your shit together
11 days ago
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SPOOK-TUAH! SCARE ON THAT THING
12 days ago
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if you misgendering me I will turn into a boy for that second before harmlessly turning back into a woman
13 days ago
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George rr Martin texted me and said he finished the book he's just not releasing it till he dies cause he doesn't want anyone to yell at him
14 days ago
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cancelling northernlion cause his wife is descended from Korean monarchists
14 days ago
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serial experiments lynn
15 days ago
i been helped. all my hamburgers gone.
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baseball is a great game cause you have people losing their minds watching literally nothing happen for half the game, and the nothing is the exciting part. a sport of constant edging
15 days ago
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Americans practicing their 6am tweets for soccer season
15 days ago
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were the concession employees allowed to go home
15 days ago
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it's gotta be fucking sick knowing you're the greatest baseball player of all time
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15 days ago
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derek π
16 days ago
Hitler was 27 when he killed himself
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my boss handed me a knife so now I'm walking around with a knife I don't know what to do with
16 days ago
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bro is giving me so much rope I gotta wrap some of it around my neck just to carry it lol what an idiot
16 days ago
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it's like NL said, "lots of people dumber than me are making it work"
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16 days ago
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I see farner has his own 6 7 going on and we have to euthanize him
17 days ago
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"you will never be a woman"
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18 days ago
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guy who got a KKK meeting and an AA meeting confused after a court mandate:
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18 days ago
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back in the summer this city felt safe. now I can't walk down the street without seeing a skeleton, pumpkin with a face, things of this nature. it's just sad to watch the city I love fall apart.
18 days ago
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if cum be milkshakes, then my lover's be the grimace shake
19 days ago
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an ex once made me play Isaac and I kept dying to basic enemies and she asked if I was trolling and didn't text me the next day
20 days ago
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vote blue? no! matter who.
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20 days ago
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no I am not a Nazi I'm actually one of the stupidest people of all time please vote for me
21 days ago
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inherent badness of Nazi tattoo aside, the guy is also stupid enough to think he didn't have to cover it before running for office. like would u vote for someone that stupid
21 days ago
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21 days ago
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just realized that, in my adult life, I've been trans longer than I was cis
22 days ago
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just got a tattoo of four F's I hope it doesn't look like anything bad
22 days ago
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the children have reinvented "what's up chicken butt"
22 days ago
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is the government still shut down
22 days ago
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I bought the weed that makes you sad and now I'm sad
23 days ago
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Republican staffers have worse opsec than 14 year old brain poisoned transsexuals
23 days ago
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