the joke of hamburger society protects us from the reality of hamburger society. when we catch a true glimpse of hamburger world we have to shove it away to not kill ourselves. I wish my country was genuinely less based on hamburgers

most American headline I've seen in my entire life

furry inflation: the price of bike pumps is going through the roof

"beautiful weather today" all weather is beautiful ass hole

idk if satan from the Bible was real and rose up he would probably want eternal torture for all living beings but that's not possible since Adam and Eve voted him out of the garden and took away his power forever

rat done bit my sister nell :( sure hope nobody's on the moon....

why did they go to the moon are they doing something up there?

big

accidentally clicked an episode of jeopardy instead of chiblee chronicles on YouTube and watched it for 90 seconds before realizing it wasn't just a weird intro

thanks, in honor of April fools, I wanted to post that time I made USA today write an article about how she doesn't fuck her dad

when I look at my browser tabs my phone makes the background a blurry version of the last viewed page, even if the tab is closed, which is how I opened the Internet to Bryon Noem's ominous honkers

who's that conservative girl who pooped herself at college? she still around

gay porn

not my problem 👍

the interesting thing about speed running is that a 30 minute speed run could take anywhere from 29 minutes to 18 hours

I couldn't get past the first 10 pages of project hail mary cause the main character both could not stop talking about how jacked he is and could not decide how jacked he is, in addition to the writing just being unbearably mediocre

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

when I laugh at something on tv I feel like an idiot. I feel like a baby who claps at shifting colors. the only real laughter is on the computer

I think everyone should sit to poop regardless of gender

you know you can watch something and just not talk about it. if you feel guilty about it you should talk to your therapist, it's not my problem.

Eddie no don't name your tattoo shop E's 621 Eddie please you don't know what you're doing

I hate discrimination

at my no kings rally a super normie liberal grandma was firing a gun in the air and biting people conservatives have no idea how tired people are

wow you're nonbinary? like, you have some binary but it's unstable? that's so cool

love that our allies fall over themselves to say "this is bad for REAL women too" when the sports issue comes up. they cannot say that it's already ridiculous to ban trans women because we're physically and biologically women. you're afraid cause when the knife cuts us down it'll be at your throat.

it's okay to transition no matter how cis you are. if you don't want to be a girl you still can be but you won't like it

where is mr septa I have to kick his ass

this thing is so hot

some things were different in the past than they are now

trans women hold up .3 to .4% of the sky

her balls swung testicularly as she scroted down the stairs

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

can you call politicians faggots on here?

if you don't like trans people you shouldn't be on the world anymore you should absolutely leave it

invincible hell fight scenes pretty great

don't talk to me til I've had my morning bonanza

he's living a toddler's fantasy version of being president. he gets to be the world's specialist boy every day and I'm just, so mad it's not me

yar thar be a fresh turd breaching me hole

I'm posting greater than ever, possibly greater than anyone ever

the person who said this is an expedia dot com advertisement that plays on the television sometimes

can't believe beck made an album called "go white boy go"

Robert Entertainment Lee was a great leader of mice

feel like pure shit I wish he was still alive

I think the Hitler president having his own Hitler army is something Democrats should be thinking about sometimes

I hate when I'm fingering a girl and she cums and my fingers get limp and useless for like an hour

Imagine waiting to make contact with your agent here and getting quietly shot in the head

eminem voice: "miss babbage's cabbages"

America out of the world, everywhere, forever

we are robert mueller

you have to post really bad for a month straight as warning shots to your new followers from a year ago