please don't steal my identity I don't have a lot of money and I need all of it.

how come they don't put it in the paper when I say stupid shit?

that's mcdonalds

sorry I can't hang out right now my bluesky post is going crazy

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

great account just followed me

good to see fat joe still getting work

first cutting board :3

looks awesome

being a doctor at the detransition clinic gotta be such a sweet job. just dick around on the phone all day and never see a single patient in your life

did you make an account just to post this

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yeah I'm male socialized. I'm male socialized this whole burger in one bite.

slay the spire 2 made slay the spire 1 more fun to play & idk how they did that

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

why

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please President Trump step on my babys head to reach the nuclear launch codes

not a fan of his DND podcast but this is pretty good

angry man kicked the acme yard sign so hard it made a puff of dust when it landed

I love writing embarrassing things in my private journal of 17,000 people

If I wanted to talk about twitter id go back to twitter. This is bluesky. We talk about bluesky here. And it sucks

obviously it's not what happened, but grooming minors is a temporary suspension?

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

they keep coming out with new bullshit cannabinoids

You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys

don't let the review bombing of sts2 distract you from making fun of the bluesky mods

had no idea anita sarkeesian was involved in sts2. truly disgusted that I did not buy two copies to start.

baby billys up to another one of his wacky schemes

penis stancil

the family guy character ?

Ah fuck, just when I needed my Ted turned

six seven!

woke up sweating cause I was laughing in my sleep at how good this joke is

just got dental work done in China & I'm asking people where to find sushi but they keep saying "you're welcome"

if you go to a queer stylist you’re gonna get a queer haircut. doesn’t matter what you say or what references you show. thems the breaks

it's just not good

dsm6 just added being 30 as a personality disorder

forgot to wear deodorant and getting insanely horny off my own pit stink send help

cheers brother

I only eat cereal with cum to get back at dr Kellogg for his puritanical beliefs

the sky looked just like Roku City fr

gettin bornt

don't care didn't ask + you stole the Roblox oof sound

hey guys did you see the latest episode of Me and Tracer Overwatch Having Raw Sex? I generated it for the plex server

make a wish presidency

never stop lying