pooping at the party I have no choice

I put a vape on my kazoo to fill the world with more singing

starting now any time I post things that aren't like "she's the to my hilfiger" I have to block 10 followers as a pavlovian training method

susie: so i'm a girl, noelle's a girl, ralsei's a girl now too, and kris is kris, so there's no boys in this party at all huh lancer:

he built that!

Liberals frustrate me to no end because you can tell they really think that America is a good idea at the core and thats just not true. You see the shade of it in this hope that Trump dies today and the whole world celebrates the 4th of July going forward

pussy eating rhythm game

this heat got me feeling like Paul the Tradey..... trapped on arrakis with that gay little worm, help LOL!

parking lots are the desert

if the east coast burns down from fireworks I'm allowed to complain cause I felt bad about California. just getting out ahead of it

white devil 👇

I like posting my little thoughts online

I've just invented a new temperature system

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"pee after sex." no. those bits of cum in my eurethra are a souvenir. they're a reminder of our love.

second they came for me, and I was like guys stop

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

I'm not complacent. I'd vote for the power of love right now if I could.

they literally outsold

supreme court stands STRONG as they avoid tearing the constitution in half by 1 guy

I'm a joker I'm a joker I'm a joker and I'm a joker. I do my joking on the ruuuun

this is going better than anyone could have hoped

if I had more sparklers as a kid I may have made less homemade explosives out of model rocket engines have you considered that

her: "she won't text me back, she hates me" me: *trying to invite her to jeapordy night but I can't remember how to spell joepardy*

this is a setup by scientists to determine exactly when a fireworks show starts to get boring. my hypothesis is at around 3000

regularly, older cis women hit me with "sorry I thought you were a lady," and I say "I am," and they say "oh your voice is so deep," and I say "yes" and Trojan horse untrained tranny voice into the minds of at least 7 grandmas. and in this way, I'm doing the more for the community than east Berlin.

actual genders mental illness

I love Grandma I'm going to be her

Grandma Aired Out In Yard https://theonion.com/grandma-aired-out-in-yard/

Mormons did not invent putting half n half in soda. I invented that when I was 8 at a diner in Wildwood New Jersey where my mom wouldn't buy me a root beer float

what ri.. what rich p... what r.. what

I like these characters. kinda like if shel Silverstein and roald dahl designed the humans for invader zim

first of all you should wait to make a joke until I think of it

in meccha chameleon, is the lobby area a continuous physical area within the play map but outside of the actual play area? cause that's what it seems like & feels like insane coding

you're not allowed to send a strongly worded letter unless you can write like this

this is awesome

Jeff the killer took estrogen now she's Jess the chiller

damn I didn't know he was real like that

STOP BEING SO GOOD AT THIS

he's about to bring about a golden era of contemporary poetry and he doesn't even know it

why do establishment Dems talk like that man? it doesn't make you sound smarter it makes you sound like you have dementia

I would love if more people felt like this about my posts thank you Kyle

let's be honest, peaches do not come from a can. many peaches are canned, and this may even take place in a factory, but peaches themselves come from trees or bushes or maybe some type of grass, I'm not sure.

moving to the country gonna eat a lot of country I'm moving to the country gonna eat me a lot of country

zohran Mamdani and thousands of voters owe me and my 5 friends an apology for playing with our toys

mr Mamdani it is time to raid the winter palace