i always thought INTing meant you got so mad you became big brain wojak. I still don't know what it is but I believe that less and less every day. time just keeps passing

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when a hot person is pregnant it's like okay, yeah, that makes sense

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city said I owed $0 in sales tax last quarter. I didn't realize they meant I OWED $0 and now a bill collection agency is asking me to send them $0 to avoid penalties for not paying the $0 I owe

I'm so happy I get to share this world with my cat

Mario and princess peach do not have a romantic relationship. he is a knight. he loves her because he loves the mushroom kingdom and she is its heart. he is not in love with her, he is in love with his duty

how do you know someone's a little stinker? don't worry, they'll tell you 🤣

fuck the patriots what are you patriotic about?

remember: if you find Waldo, no you didn't

these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!

the polyamorist, also known as the "transsexual of the east," often engages in a rare type of relationship called a "dryad"

taking my theirl (they/them way to say "my girl") ice skating

baby deer

such a milf they call me Oedipus the way I'm fuckin mommy

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sex is a roguelite fr

Last time things looked this bad we got Hamilton. Never give up

as an American not subject to UK defamation law I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling personally commissioned was the main vehicle used to traffic children to Epstein Island

I still like Chomsky but it’s just as a linguistics guy now. I no longer respect him as a sexual being

guy who killed renee good complained he couldn't steady his gun with his phone in the other hand

all the bands I liked as a teenager should put out new music that sounds like it did when I hadnt gotten head yet

We need to hold Jeffrey Epstein accountable

northernlion group laser appointment with his biggest fans

letter from Birmingham jail: "the white moderate is my best friend. I love the white moderate through whom all things are possible"

fake stuff has to stop happening to me. went to a discount store going out of business sale for some cheap monster. they offered me everything left in the store for $20. I'm now the most popular person at work cause I brought back $1500 worth of stuff to share

if he was Andrew Tate we'd have no more mass shootings