Real #Boneheads already know what's up

It rocks that he's fully demolishing the White House, but it double rocks that he's just tearing it apart like a misplaced newbuild. No historical preservation to be seen

BA DA BA DAAAAA

they haven’t started giving out awards yet

bullshot

My wife says if I launch another membership portal I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

Fuck dude I was soooo wasted last night. TELL me i didn't launch a yourparty membership portal dude

Might fuck around and launch a YourParty membership portal

Please turn me blue please turn me blue please turn me blue

This game made me understand hate. 9 heads/10. wishlist it now.

Sorry guys, it's already 5pm China time and nobody has been raptured yet. Do we know what time zone it's happening on?

Hard to imagine a less helpful and more revealing comment from team Corbyn here- one side extends an olive branch, the other smacks it away, demands we 'respect' a bunch of socially conservative landlords, and also transfer all the money from the neutral holding company into Corbyn's control

I understand the need for the oxygen canister, but did it HAVE to be so phallic?

Tibetan brother is barbecuing us some yak meat rn. This is an official statement from Devon™️

I will never forgive Deng Xiaoping

Moments after this our didi driver scoffed and skipped the Chainsmokers' Closer. We are truly one humanity

I support Zarah suing the people defaming her. This does kill YourParty stone dead, however. Genuinely a more embarrassing timeline than Change UK

Since I'm posting here again it's time to plug fundraisers for families I've been talking to in Gaza. Starting with the most urgent: Maysam is currently in Gaza city with her family, unable to afford transport out of the active fighting area. She needs help desperately chuffed.org/project/1286...

Mr @zackpolanski.bsky.social could you please release at least one publicity photo of you hitting the professor x pose that I can use to imply that you are using your hypnotic skills to psychically influence events. Thank you at this time

Zarah claims that the decision-making body isn't gender diverse, and they've said here that the conference is being organised by a gender-balanced volunteer body. This is shaped like a repudiation but actually confirms what she was saying- it's a boys club at the top but women can perform labour

They are still trying to push for a way to blame trans people for Kirk's death. They wanted the killer to be trans SO BADLY. Now they are basically saying "who cares, let's kill trans people anyway, that's the retribution the right demands."

This is Chengdu Second Peoples Hospital we clown in this mf better take your sensitive ass back to the First People's Hospital of Chengdu

Did you hear the one about the new left wing party with two members? They're released three statements

Okay. Well. Let's let him get Fallon and THEN try to stop him getting anyone else

Age verification laws for social media go far beyond just impacting people under 18 or restricting adult content — they make it harder for all of us to access information and speak freely online.

Hello gay people in my phone

The Adverse Conditions Movie Club shirt is finally here! Featuring art from the incredible @mikadll.bsky.social, our celebration of the noble art of watching 240p rips of the greatest art of the 20th century is available for pre-order NOW!

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well it was revealed unto me

S4E18.5 Sam I Saw the TV Glow. The People's Joker. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. All films that capture three distinct modes of being transgender. Today, @katie.bzky.team offers us a fourth: Mel Brooks' adult son cashed in every favour to create a pitch-perfect adaptation of a fictionmania story.

Or how the nastiness of politics and fake news media threatens to take down our humble right wing farmer mayors. We got @devononearth.bsky.social on last year to talk about this (and subjected them to Brian's 30 minute one-man musical without any warning)

8% surge in membership of the Green Party as a result of @zackpolanski.bsky.social’s leadership bid. Join before the end of the month and you can vote for him too.

thinking about the thing that should happen

Won't it be so beautiful when it happens though

BREAKING UK: OFFICIAL: Starmer Regime condemned in international Genocide Alert over trans & intersex oppression. The Biological Purity drive by the ideologically motivated 'Labour' Party has finally managed to disgrace our country & all who ever fought for it. Link below.

in the future ecosocialist UK we're going to do all sorts of Wicker Man shit on flying ant day

Kill James Bond has been nominated for Podcast of the Year at the ITV bCreator Awards! It’s public vote, so vote for us here under “creator shortlist” - should take about a minute, you don’t have to live in Britain to vote www.bcreator.co.uk/awards/

Insanely good youtube algorithm pull. Mirror as webcam is such a funny idea

Had an absolutely incredible time with the Failure to Launch boys this week talking about what starts out with the UAR's z-team german scientists and ends as a tale of three insane Austrians. Plus: Israel being normal Check it out wherever fine podcasts can be found!

Had an absolutely incredible time with the Failure to Launch boys this week talking about what starts out with the UAR's z-team german scientists and ends as a tale of three insane Austrians. Plus: Israel being normal Check it out wherever fine podcasts can be found!

New episode! This week, we're joined by @devononearth.bsky.social to talk about Egypt's Al-Kaher missile program and Operation Damocles, the Mossad attempt to stop them. Both sides failed. open.spotify.com/episode/4eIH...

I'm on a podcast again! Pushing through post-warehouse shift heat madness daze to talk about Wales, Farage, Iran, the mental health crisis, and the temporary resurrection of The National Wales by a team of enterprising AI slop farmers: open.spotify.com/episode/2tGf...

S4E17: The Bank Job This week on Kill James Bond: A wrong righted. As much as we wanted it to be the case, the Transporter series featured ZERO HEISTS. So today, November and Devon meet in a smoky basement to give Jason Statham his Due.

Palestine is the original sin. Israel was established in its modern form at the same time as the birth of the postwar 'international rules-based order' and has always been the unspoken exemption. October 7th shoved that contradiction to the forefront and everything since has been crisis management

The entire free world stands with Iran!! OPEN FIRE SUPREME LEADER

Deeply unpostable thoughts. Limitless solidarity with the iranian people, who don't deserve this latest in an endless series of escalations to avoid western accountability for the genocide. Long live the Resistance

I saw these suggestions pop up and don't even remember what I was about to ask now

it’s way dumber than that