Okay this one is legit cool they let me into the vault where they keep the stuff that’s not on display and they have the Mach Motherfucking Five in there

Noncemobile

Letty’s iconic amnesiamobile

your dad: “THAT’S JAME BONDS CAR!”

It’s about Fambily

Car 2 (Ft Justin from Well There’s Your Problem)

Here's an interesting idea: has anyone considered Idris Elba?

Juniper Blessing sings “Se tu m’ami” in the finals of Canzonnette Italiane

NOVA CULTURAL VICTORY theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

F9: THE FAST SAGA It's the penultimate Fast and Furious, and wouldn't you believe it but we've arrived at total context collapse. Nothing that we've seen before actually happened the way we thought. Nobody actually did anything.

THE WANDERING EARTH - it’s Michael Bay’s Armageddon, but get this - Chinese! killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e385-the...

a woman

the modern toaster

FAST AND FURIOUS PRESENTS: HOBBS AND SHAW So its come to this: The copy of a copy of a copy of a palimpsest Point Break has finally hallucinated out a Fast and Furious movie with zero Brian and zero Dom. May God have mercy on us all.

what’s up gentlemen welcome to race wars

“race wars. we invented it.”

the SCUM System indicates that scientifically there could be a worse film than Rambo 4, but no such film has yet been observed

None of them.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA In our exploration of the Trucker as an American hero, we alight upon Jack Burton and the Porkchop Express. Jack finds himself rapidly drawn into a 2000-year fight between an ancient Chinese sorceror and an ancient Chinese Van Helsing. www.patreon.com/posts/156422...

we race the whole Cuban mile

just found out people actually listen to our podcast, what the FUCK?

you were not brought into this world to “get it”

remember when Frank Transporter killed Han

FATE OF THE FURIOUS - Dominic Toretto becomes evil so Vegeta, Piccolo, Bulma and Dwayne the Rock Johnson have to stop him. Hijinks ensue killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e37-fate...

The modern toaster

sir, I take the skin off chicken!

young, dumb, and full of cum

“race wars. we invented it.”

not to jack ourselves off too hard but the next mainline episode contains some really fucking good film criticism courtesy of Devon we helped, but Dev puts the button on it right at the end

FURIOUS 7 Taking place a number of months after Fast & Furious 6, as well as immediately during and after the events of Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, Furious 7 chronicles the Toretto Fambily's war against Frank Transporter, including the martyrdom of Paul Walker. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-sn75i-...

today is Trans Day of Visibility see, you are transgender

it’s true we did it

the modern toaster

jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

not to jack ourselves off too hard but the next mainline episode contains some really fucking good film criticism courtesy of Devon we helped, but Dev puts the button on it right at the end

what’s up gentlemen welcome to race wars

this is BRAZIL

can’t wait to get to my shift at the evil factory so me and the other guards can hang out in the red barrel room talking about our favourite passwords

ICE COLD IN ALEX - five people drive across the desert in WWII on a quest for the shittest pint you’ve ever seen in your life killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e355-ice...

doing wages of fear but with crisps, whole truck smells like prawn cocktail

FAST & FURIOUS 6 - Dom Toretto and his crew go to the planet Namek to gather the Dragonballs and wish back Michelle Rodriguez. Abi talks about stunt doubles killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e35-fast...

jackin off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

you’re gonna blow the tranny AJ

ARMAGEDDON - the most divorced rapists you know are going to save the world from Space 9/11 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e345-arm...

the historical Dominic Toretto was a real guy but we don’t believe he was the son of Car God because of course we are a Muslim podcast; there is one Car God and Car Mohammed is his chauffeur

try fatburger from now on: you can get a double cheeseburger and fries for $2.99, faggot

operation robot has failed

the Torettos live in part of Los Angeles where it’s always summer but never pride, it’s like Chud Narnia