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Q&A 12: Devon talks tenant organising, November’s love life blossoms, and Abi Goes Through It killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e235-qa-...

POINT BREAK (2015) - did you know they remade Point Break? It isn’t very good. Join us as we watch a series of loosely connected music videos calling itself a movie killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e23-poin...

Mel Brooks is making Spaceballs 2 when he should be making a sequel to the greatest ever Brooks film, “Sam”

careful Whitey!

the modern toaster

a woman!

I find a computer indispensable

this listener, please touch your hand to the metal plate

UNDER THE SKIN - how do you feel about The Void? Jonathan Glazer (the guy who made Zone Of Interest) made a scifi film about alien abduction and it’s terrifying killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e225-und...

Is there a series of TWO films you’d want to see us cover? Maybe as live shows? 👀

jackin’ off to the lingerie section of the sears catalogue

POINT BREAK - Keanu Reeves is “full of cum.” Can he learn to surf, and catch some bodacious bank robbers? Find out! killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e22-poin...

Mike’s Hard Bovril (9%)

using drugs? horse steroids

our stance remains unaltered: you cannot make a good Bond film because Bond as a character is irrevocably tied to A) Britain, and B) Masculinity, two things which everyone now realises are a waste of time

When someone messages us saying the podcast transed their gender

Tracing Britain's descent into fascism by the proportion of KJB Q&As that are procedural questions about bond vs "how do you cope"

i should not have put effort into this. and yet -

already got it covered mate

the phrase “Pierbi Cum Formula” gets dropped like a grenade in a forthcoming episode

had dinner with a woman who legit did security studies and she didn’t so yellowface ONCE - we’ve been sold a false bill of goods

newspaper film critics: not funny, gotta buy the whole paper, probably transphobic, no parasocial relationship sexy movie podcasts: longform content, jokes and guests, hosted by your real life friends, no terfs + ACAB

I see we’re doing “film criticism is dead” discourse again. Film criticism is alive and well, it’s just being done by sexy podcasters instead of transphobic newspapers 🤷‍♀️

yeah, who would pay $5 a month for a movie critic’s unedited thoughts? Patreon.com/killjamesbond

THE USUAL SUSPECTS - Kevin Spacey gets accused of a terrible crime. Did he do it? Yes, he definitely did, in this 1995 movie. killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e21-the-...

We've been nominated for Podcast of the Year at the ITV bCreator Awards! It’s public vote, so vote for us here under “creator shortlist” - should take about a minute, you don’t have to live in Britain to vote! www.bcreator.co.uk/awards/

I see we’re doing “film criticism is dead” discourse again. Film criticism is alive and well, it’s just being done by sexy podcasters instead of transphobic newspapers 🤷‍♀️

I find a computer indispensable

James Bond should not be a woman. Or a man. Or nonbinary. James Bond should not be

soon 🤙🏄

This week - END OF DAYS! Arnold Schwarzenegger fights Satan. That’s it, that’s the movie. killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e205-end...

The Adverse Conditions Movie Club shirt is finally here! Featuring art from the incredible @mikadll.bsky.social, our celebration of the noble art of watching 240p rips of the greatest art of the 20th century is available for pre-order NOW!

This week - TOPKAPI We go to Istanbul and get horny for emeralds, but in order to steal them we’ll need help from the humble British dipshit killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e20-topk...

the modern toaster

RIP to ozzy osborne star of austin powers 3 and some other stuff idk

type of shit Kevin from The Bank Job was on

the other day my partner told a friend we’re dating and apparently the friend went “Abigail THORN? … From Kill James Bond??!! 😲” We have people everywhere.

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S4E18.5 Sam I Saw the TV Glow. The People's Joker. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. All films that capture three distinct modes of being transgender. Today, @katie.bzky.team offers us a fourth: Mel Brooks' adult son cashed in every favour to create a pitch-perfect adaptation of a fictionmania story.

We've been nominated for Podcast of the Year at the ITV bCreator Awards! It’s public vote, so vote for us here under “creator shortlist” - should take about a minute, you don’t have to live in Britain to vote! www.bcreator.co.uk/awards/

S4E17: The Bank Job This week on Kill James Bond: A wrong righted. As much as we wanted it to be the case, the Transporter series featured ZERO HEISTS. So today, November and Devon meet in a smoky basement to give Jason Statham his Due.

I spoke to The Handbook about what it’s like filming an action role, my dreams for Doctor Who, and confidence! www.thehandbook.com/abigail-thor...

whoever directs it, the next James Bond film will be bad

S4E16.5: A Serious Man This week we're joined by friend of the show, co-mayor, and all three hosts of this podcast @mattielubchansky.com (thats an S1E18 joke) to discuss the Coen Brothers' movie about a man faced with a lot of questions and seemingly no answers. www.patreon.com/posts/131893...

🚨Petition: Boot Bully Bailiffs out of Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 The Welsh Gov wants to know what you 🫵 think of the Council Tax System — we say it robs working families, and benefits bully bailiffs who profit off people's misery! Want change? Sign ACORN’s petition by 23rd July: acornuk.good.do/cymru/wales-...

S4E16: Transporter 4 When formerly-trafficked women need an avenger, a guardian, there's apparently only one extremely dad-motivated man who can help- Frank Transporter. I'm cracking up at the different sizes of these women in the different posters btw

S4E15.5: On Her Majesty's Secret Service with No Notes Originally, when we finished the James Bond movies, we intended to discuss them again without rewatching them, looping forever. In times of great need, we take a look at what that world may have looked like. www.patreon.com/posts/130848...