I married @edidin.bsky.social and we have a kid!!!

if you are in DHS FPS or have particular knowledge of the FPS, message me on signal at marisakabas.04

HEY NYCC!!! I’ll be walking around AA or hanging at the BOOM! booth #3021! I’ll be at the BOOM! booth from 12-4 tomorrow for booth duty, feel free to swing by!

I don’t know why this just popped into my head but I just remembered when my cousin broke up with his high school girlfriend for a suitably teenage reason like “she was taking too much time away from my video games” and her response was “it because my hair isn’t big enough, isn’t it?”

Explain your user name: Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

500,000,000 are just from the last two weeks of people begging Jay Graber to behave like a human being.

The toddler just took my phone, navigated through my music to Wham!, and requested I put it on the speaker, I have succeeded as a parent. @edidin.bsky.social

I have never seen an episode of How I Met Your Mother or Breaking Bad and I have only seen the first episode of Supernatural:

Jay would make a great CEO of Bluesky, he will verify all the shitposters and none of the NYT Opinions writers.

Luckily, computers aren't sentient. And they never will be. But the fact that people THINK they own sentient creatures and aren't troubled by that idea is... deeply worrying

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

“I need pet cares.” -the toddler, crawling into my lap @teaberryblue.net

American Jewish institutions simply do not represent Jewish popular opinion Which means the time is ripe for new institutions

This whole thread will make you smile

Becoming increasingly convinced that the only good social network founder was MySpace Tom.

Oh it’s not just that I have an answer to this, I have an entire series of creepy rewritten lyrics to go with it.

Also today when they were getting ready for school the toddler informed me that their Captain America tee shirt was a picture of me.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

I AM SANDING SO HARD I AM MANNING 😭

This book is so gorgeous!!!

The toddler is currently standing naked on a chair, roaring. @teaberryblue.net

"Meetings during the day are NOT respectable." -the toddler @teaberryblue.net

Hey so now they are telling me that I have nice fur and are asking to see my tail

The toddler has decided they’re a cowboy and keeps climbing all over me, petting my chin and saying “oh, my little horsey!” @edidin.bsky.social

The toddler and @teaberryblue.net are playing hide-and-seek, and the toddler is giving @teaberryblue.net detailed instructions about where to hide.

There are fighters out there if we’d just let them fight.

I was today years old when I learned there is an organization (run by a group of ex-DOJ people) dedicated to supporting "current and recent DOJ employees facing attacks by this administration." www.thejusticeconnection.org/resources/

LGTBQ+ youth disproportionately experience homelessness compared to their straight and cis peers. In the US, up to 40% of unhoused youth identify as LGBTQ+. That’s why this series was created - to provide support, essential tips, and resources to youth who are so often overlooked by the system.

People on here will see Trump ranting about deploying the military and go "that's the ballgame" like these people didn't lose a staring contest to Jimmy fucking Kimmel days ago

A reminder that you don’t have to do this. You don’t have to do things that you know are wrong.

hello blueskies! i am nora and i have a fused glass jewelry shop. i would love to send you something beautiful! nora.jewelry #bsnm

every member of that search committee should get kicked in the shins by the entire population of the diaspora.

In their defense, it’s strawberry toddler toothpaste and it’s delicious

“I want to eat something with EARS!” -the toddler @teaberryblue.net

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody. 42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

The toddler loves to play “hide and seek” which for them consists of… Their turn: they tell you where they are going to hide, and when you finish counting, jump out, screaming “HERE I AM IT’S ME” Your turn: they tell you where to hide, count to 5, and immediately run to you yelling “I FOUND YOU!”

Make a porn wholesome: Deep Moat

@keezyyoung.bsky.social IT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

TODDLER: Who is that? ME: That’s Ghost Rider. TODDLER: Who’s Ghost Rider? ME: A guy who rides a motorcycle and has a head made of fire. TODDLER (yelling): That’s interesting! @teaberryblue.net

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

The toddler does, however, applaud themselves every time they finish singing a song.

A friend recognized the entertainment potential of the big AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT graphic but replaced Kennedy’s face with a much better alternative:

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we talk a lot in ep500 about setting the tone of dialogue and celebrating things while we examine them critically; but i think the real most important accomplishment of @xplainthexmen.bsky.social is how many people we've transed

It’s time to check the USAID cut death toll. It’s over half a million now.