Tread on me.

Been feeling weirdly good the last day or so and I just realized...I think it's because if I hadn't called 911 when I did I wouldn't be here, and once the danger passed my brain kicked into some kind of defying-death adrenaline rush. Not looking forward to the crash but that's tomorrow's problem.

The hospital should have made sure my insulin meds were approved by my insurance before they released me.

I'm getting out of the hospital today and I could use some help, if you're able. Even taking the time to check it out or share means more than I can say. gofund.me/1c96e422c

Literally making a gofundme from my hospital bed for an extra dystopian touch.

Doing much better and should be out in a few days, but realized people who don't follow me on Instagram don't know what's going on with me so

Kidney stone out and stoned.

I don't like the Kill Bill movies, but I still think Beatrix Catto would be a great pet name. Like for a dog or maybe a gerbil.

1. Joel 2. Ethan

This April, Wakanda and Atlantis go to war in the latest #MarvelRivals tie-in #DuelOfKings from @paulallor.bsky.social #SalvaEpsin @Jetzun #MarvelComics #WakandaForever comic-watch.com/news/this-ap...

Editor: You get those photos of Patrick Stewart? Photographer: Sure did boss, major lesbian vibes just like you asked. Editor: what

In stores THIS WEEK! The Author Immortal #4! Absolutely jaw dropping work from @morganbeem.bsky.social and co., and honestly our best issue yet. What dangers await in the Harlequin Court?

ICE and border patrol taking out assassins with remarkable skill and precision.

If Trump is still "active" in 2028--and not running--it'll be fun seeing GOP candidates try to separate themselves from him. Like Rubio will say "I think perhaps we should maybe not invade nato allies" and an hour later there will be 27 Trump posts calling him LITTLE MARCO THE DOMESTIC TERRORIST

ME: And in this chapter, Peni Parker chases a cat down an alley and they become friends. MARVEL MARKETING: Peni Parker encounters a strange and ferocious feline with a deep connection to the rich history of the Marvel Universe. The story that changes everything about Marvel Rivals! (complimentary)

Every invoice and payment voucher I've filled out this year, I've typed in "2026" and then gone, "no...that can't be right..."

Axe Body Spray's The Fresh Men.

"Maybe they were saying BOOOOOOO-siers!"

"The truth will come out one day." LOL, yeah, ONE DAY we'll know what a bad dude Donald Trump is. ONE DAY.

I've been banging on about this for months, but I BET there are still people who don't know I'm writing and drawing a scifi comic over on patreon - and it's FREE! and you can start reading it here: www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bluesky&campaign=page21

GOOFY MUSIC: Doop doodle oop oop oop e doop, doopie e oop oop de doop BULK: Give me a kiss, Kimberly, or I'll punch this random child in the stomach!

Tell me you've never watched star trek without telling me you've never watched star trek.

We're BACK, and kicking off a BUCKY ARC! Oh, what's that? You don't wanna see Bucky put through absolute physical and mental hell for the next six weeks? Well, check your lease, man, because you're living on PLANET HYDRA! A: Eric Gapstur C: Carlos López L: Joe Sabino CA: LEINIL YU??!? / Rain Beredo

Oof. Over $4,000 in medical bills from my first ER visit (misdiagnosed), my intensive care visit (misdiagnosed) and my second ER visit (diagnosed!) And I'm still looking at minor surgery post-diagnosis. BTW, if any editors are reading this, I am SUCH a fucking good comics writer, you have no idea.

Just read that 10 percent of the world's population is white, which I guess means that about 4.5 percent of the world's population are straight white men? That is fucking wild.

It's honestly the least surprising thing ever that the dudes who have been warning for decades about jackbooted federal thugs trampling over our rights and killing us in the streets are now signing up to be the jackbooted federal thugs trampling over our rights and killing us in the streets.

"One thing about me is when I was eighteen "I blew the boys away, it was more than they'd seen." -- Mary Jane on tiktok

Two good books I co-wrote and wrote, out today.

"A lovingly crafted celebration to satisfy even the most hardcore of Turtles fanatic (like me!)" #TMNT #comicsky @idwpublishing.com @paulallor.bsky.social Read @sliferslacker.bsky.social's 10/10 review:

I’m Ryan K Lindsay and I’m a writer [just doing a 2026 reminder, for both you and me] I write comics, and sometimes RPG material, or academic/analytical commentary. I also teach English and creative writing. I love writing, and reading, and film.

Okay, got permission to say that the artist on this is the incomparable @gustaffovargas.bsky.social !!!

Read a preview of Marvel Rivals: The Cities of Heaven #1 from Marvel Comics, written by Paul Allor with art by Michael Shelfer.

Something very exciting coming your way for ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶i̶c̶ ̶B̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶D̶a̶y̶ Comic Giveaway Day! The artist on my story was brought on too late to be listed and I'm waiting for the ok to tell you who it is, but when I found out they were on board my reaction was "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Donald Trump will never see this. It can't hurt his feelings. But you know who WILL see it? Me, a person who is ALSO wildly irresponsible with their meds and eats the daily allowance of saturated fat for a small elephant in one sitting!

I'm not sure this guy is gonna win the nobel peace prize...

Spent months developing a licensed ongoing that's not happening, and I just thought about the original characters I created who are now likely never gonna see the light of day. And felt quite mournful. I get too attached to my work, ha.

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This dude only gives two examples of her "unhinged progressive agendas" and they are: 1. Killing children is bad 2. Trans and nb people exist

Yeah, this is a *really* good book.

Post-holiday grocery shopping vibe.

Extremely funny for Hellcow to show up in Marvel Unlimited infinity comics twice in one month. It would have been within one day if Marvel hadn't put out several Rivals issues a couple weeks early. cc: @runwithskizzers.bsky.social

Normally I do a full article in my favorite graphic novels I read each year, but there wasn’t time. So here’s screenshots of a note 😅😍

You can pickup three issues of my new ongoing series with @morganbeem.bsky.social, The Author Immortal, right now at your local comic shop or digital. A beautiful watercolor portal fantasy that explores death of the author, identity, and what happens when you outgrow stories that raised you.

🐢🔥 TMNT Tuesday #40 brings an exclusive first look at Battle Nexus #2, featuring Mirage Shredder vs. @idwpublishing.com Leo 🤯 PLUS: new #TMNT #14 color page, TMNT x #Godzilla #2 preview, and Shredder #4. @danpgwatters.bsky.social @paulallor.bsky.social @hackintimseeley.bsky.social 👉 Don’t miss it:

My friend's three-year-old daughter just rolled in wearing a dress she got at her dad's Christmas. We said "that's an awesome dress!" and she said, "thanks, it has pockets!" Gender norms are real.