Mother tricked me into a December 23rd trip to the supermarket by not telling me until we were pulling into a car park space like taking a dog to the vets

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.

I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!” And I hate to say it But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas Quit.

this feels like a universal thing i experience all the time lol

An oldie from the vault

Wife was talking to her 20 year old nephew who is newly single “i suppose your on the dating apps?” “No I prefer to meet people when I’m out it’s mostly older people on dating apps” and it makes me feel like I’m someone who lived through the creation and subsequent abandonment of the great pyramids

Happy solstice! It hasn't snowed yet where I am, but it's looking promising later in the week

I’ve been your best friend for over 30 years and you’re just going to sack me off for some guy you’ve know for, what? Like a year? Friend: for the purposes of this conversation can we just agree to call him my son?

Just a quick reminder that we’re making a whip-smart gay romcom about love, unusual crime, and hating weird billionaires and you should really preorder it

A little tribute to Rob Reiner I drew

It's the time of year to be annoying and point out to people that handsome Karl from Love Actually was also Xerxes in 300

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki

One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

This entire weekend

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

Did a Dark Souls piece many years ago for a friend, and found out to my delight last night that they framed it and hung it in their house

Man Proposes, God Disposes (1864) Sir Edwin Landseer

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

Personally, I’d rather see a PornHub wrapped from everyone each year.

In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself

Odd to realise we're the same amount of time away from Christopher Eccleston's Doctor Who tenure, as that one was from Sylvester McCoy's

because Jurassic Park is trans rep

I like that Elphaba's plan to bring down fascism in Wicked Part 2 is the same as Christian pilots bringing the good word to Disneyland

I'm never getting the Christmas tree up. I keep doing chores to prepare the flat for the tree. I'm currently cleaning out my kitchen cupboards. You know. For the tree.

St Columba not to be confused with St Columbo

I love Drew www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...

My poster for the official JAWS 50th Anniversary art show~The exhibit opens tonight at Art Alliance of Monmouth County in Red Bank, NJ 🦈

And then there's me, who got accused of using A.I once because the hands looked bad HANDS ARE HARD OKAY THEY ARE OCTOPUSES WITH BONES

I just think it's fun that Alexander the Great's dad was called Phil.

I think we all remember the saddest, most gut-wrenching romantic moment in all of cinema history. Rock Crimson from Madan Senki Ryukendo

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Did a double take in Stokes' Croft, Bristol

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever

AhhhAHHHHaaahhhaaahhh

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Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film. Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.

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The world isn't so bad if you can just get out in it.

Afternoon.