Them: I don't always have such a high libido is that gonna be ok? 🥺 Me: don't worry baby I'm sure we'll both chill out after a couple months [7 months later] Them: wow I could probably go a third time, how about you? Me, dessicated like the cryptkeeper: sounds good

I think the first episode of season 3 of Interview with the Vampire might be the worst episode of television I've ever watched, it's kind of remarkable

i cannot weave - slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for an indeterminately gendered lesbian type thing

Was supposed to do 6 reps of 270 this week but I did math wrong and did 8 reps instead YOOOO

"Is your eardrum ok?" is one of my favorite things to hear after sex

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making everything in the whole world completely suck shit

Can we do the revolution yet, this shit sucks

It's cool how I feel super restless unless I spend approximately 70% of the day engaged in exercise

I like seeing that little gap between my underwear and back in the mirror. The garment can no longer contain these cheeks

When I was a kid I thought I could debate my neocon baptist aunt so I tried to "well actually" her about the Bible's original Hebrew. She didn't know that was a language and tried to explain that the christian bible was in english, and the only thing I could think to say was "you're 40 years old"

[balloon inflation noises]

Wife: I hope I'm not rubbing off on you Me: I wish you would 🙂 Wife: what? Me: rub off on me 🙂 Wife: 😮‍💨 Me: sorry Wife: I don't hold it against you Me: 🙂 Wife: oh, for god's sake

255x8 ez

Today I signed two new clients, watched another do a huge deadlift PR, saw a fun play, ate a pie and toured the apartment I'm about to move into (incredibly beautiful). Later I'm making dinner and going for a sunset motorcycle ride with my lover. P good day

One of my clients just deadlifted two plates for the first time and it was so sick to witness

Burrowing owl, Malheur #birds

Wife and I bought lil walkie talkies to communicate when we're birding out of cell service. We tried to test them and a bunch of people started yelling at us in Spanish to get off the default channel

I am reading this right now and lemme tell you: it's good

I'm completely unable to be normal about them even during everyday tasks such as making breakfast

I restarted Sekiro for the first time in years to show my partner, got to the first Genichiro fight, said "technically you can win this but you're supposed to lose so I'll just get my ass kicked real quick" and proceeded to easily one shot that bitch LET'S GOOOO

I've been doing high volume lifting for a while now and I've gained a lot of muscle mass but I think I've lost some neuromuscular strength so I'm doing a simple linear periodization on my back squat to get those big numbers back. 225 for 12 last week, 240 for 10 this week. 315 I'm coming for you...

Who goes there Lol Jk wassoup brother (dapping U up) (looking into ur eyes and realizing I don't actually know you) Nahhhhhhh who go's th

Balled eagle

Not what you love to see after stepping out of an elevator

Me: what if I made oat meal with oat milk? Wife: try it Me: you don't think that's too much like boiling an animal in the blood of its children? Wife: ... no. I don't think it's like that at all

A friend offered to make me a co-author on a paper if I helped proofread it and I had to be like sorry dude I haven't thought about math in ten years, all I can do is sadly peer at it and remember when I would have understood these strange glyphs

Oh sorry I forgot to mention this is a pants off household so if you'd just leave those by the door, that'd be great. Please keep your shoes on though

I'll just go for a fun little ride,take it easy, keep it in zone 2

If I lay on my back in the morning my partner and cat will come snuggle against opposite sides and fall asleep with their heads on my chest, and I'm like ":)) this :) is so :))) cute :)) yay :) ... :) I have to pee :)"

What I like about my Triumph Speed 400 is how it can go one hundred miles per hour with two lesbians on it

Sense and Sensibility and Grogu

Then die

How do all my homies feel about going insane with desire?

I used a trash bag to put all my dirty laundry in for this birding trip and then emptied it put when I got home and threw the trash bag away and now I'm like why didn't I reuse that, did I think the trash bag was dirty? It's a trash bag Also I think we should blow up all the data centers

And so in that warm bath came my revelation: I had given my morning to the false prophet Out Of Bed. The only salvation for me lies in returning to the folded sheets of In Bed

I think this is helping me process some cognitive dissonance - I've felt sort of increasingly out of place in trans communities for a while and I think I've had some reflexive bad feelings about it, but it's not about them at all, I just need to move on to whatever the next chapter of my life is

Like a lot of trans girls, transitioning became a kind of special interest for me that occupied a huge amount of mental space for me for years. Had a great time for all that! I think I'm kinda over it tho. I'm about as transitioned as I'm gonna get and I'm bored of thinking about gender

theres this desperation to the way people talk about twitter and this site like ohh twitter has more engagement! more is happening over there! politics! like why do you need notifications so bad homie. go outside and talk to people. you are addicted to dopamine

I got out of polyamory before katie tightpussy even got into it, still ahead of the game after all these years

Night heron, Malheur narrows #birds

Burrowing owl, Malheur #birds

I saw four different kinds of grebes today, I am basically in heaven

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

Everyone whose opinion I would value realized that social media was not a good place for engaged conversation years ago. This place is for jokes and art and one-off observations and I'm glad it isn't a good home for the kind of weirdos trying to talk to strangers that we used to find on twitter

Black-chinned hummingbird, Malheur #birds

A committee of vultures #birds

Look at this fuckin guy #birds

Honored by how the organizer of this birding trip saw an orange plastic case in my car and assumed I had brought a handgun

Kiss like a racehorse