IRL 2 sentence horror: I entered my apartment building carrying a printer, walked down the hall to the mailboxes and back, then up the stairs and down the hall to my door. That's when I noticed that a steady stream of black printer ink had been leaking onto the carpet the entire time.

Skinny dipped in the river at 10 am (38 degrees f)! Pulled the car over suddenly to see a flock of sandhill cranes! Made out in the shower! Finished a puzzle while listening to our favorite old podcasts! Cake & chamomile london fogs! Two hour nap! Leftover chinese food! Never had a better new year

After midnight, riding my motorcycle over the Burnside bridge towards the big lit up Portland sign, hugged tight by my boyfriend while fireworks go off behind us

I am going to enter 2026 with a kind of furious patience the likes of which the world has never seen

Reinjured myself on the last day of 2025 and I'm gonna need another surgery fuck this fuck ass year, worst year of all time

Every week my partner and I encounter a new activity that we can't effectively do while kissing, and every time I helpfully suggest that we could continue kissing if we had "a really long straw" and the joke always lands

ngl ten years ago I almost got the type of PhD you gotta study a lot of fundamental physics for and these days it's a struggle to read even a few pages without getting distracted; I feel like our brains are rotting

I shook hands with Dante Basco who introduced himself and said he played Rufio from Hook but I kinda blew him off and didn't believe it was him until I looked it up later

Me: it's just that you're like a sister to me The trans woman I am unsuccessfully trying to friend zone: omg I feel the exact same way 🥵

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

The friend I'm staying with in Seattle says we have to close the door when watching Heated Rivalry because her cat isn't allowed to see human porn

Blowtorch smores perfected

Just had the best Christmas of my life. My life is boringly good and I'm losing my poster's edge

Big time in love (stupid style)

Forgot to lock the goddamn door

My review of Heated Rivalry is that the end of the fifth episode made my lesbian boyfriend fujoshi out so hard that they bit me

Bro I'm down so bad I've passed through the earth's core, destabilizing it and endangering billions

I think my ADHD time blindness applies to, like, the quarter second range and it makes time signatures impossible to understand. To this day I listen to Take Five and cannot understand how you would count the notes to end up with five. There's six notes. What's an off beat

Still so excited for this! 2014 bernband made an unexpectedly deep impression on me. I remember being overcome with ennui in AAA games and then booting up bernband, slowly clopping through a parking lot to find where some music was coming from and being like THIS RIGHT HERE IS PEAK VIDEO GAMES

going scorched earth in 2026: no reboots no remakes no prequels no sequels no franchises no retellings no nostalgia NO COWARDICE, THE LIGHT IS DYING, NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING NEW

I'm super excited about a new relationship and I wanna gush about how great my new partner is but my group chats are absolutely brimming with people I was dating as recently as a couple months ago and I feel like this might invite some awkward comparisons

I ran literally the first release of firefox available for the linux distro I was running back in 2004 or 2005. Twenty years. It was slow and hungry and cumbersome for a lot of that, but I put up with it. Uninstalled it a few minutes ago, trying something new

going scorched earth in 2026: no reboots no remakes no prequels no sequels no franchises no retellings no nostalgia NO COWARDICE, THE LIGHT IS DYING, NOW IS THE TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING NEW

When you first realize that a celebrity that seems like an adult is younger than you, it's really weird. Then it happens more often and then very suddenly becomes the norm for new people you hear about. Politicians meanwhile will always be older than you because they're evil wizard skeleton men

They should make a nicotine that doesn't have adverse effects

I bought a hi viz jacket and I'm gonna crop it so I look like a ps2 jrpg character

I have a nice Olympus mirrorless with a decent zoom lens, which was in a box at home when I took these with my refurbished phone's camera

sometimes i think about starting an onlyfans type thing but like i have a great relationship with my dick rn and i do not need to engineer a scenario where i'm disappointed in it for not being more popular

The "alpha male" thing is funny bc if you believe in a natural implicit social hierarchy that it's good to climb rather than resist or dismantle, you have what I call Pack Animal Brain. You aren't a fully developed human. People with Pack Animal Brian are like wild dogs if wild dogs were huge losers

When I posted this on an insta story somebody DMed me asking where I found pink gym shorts with a smiley logo

The most useful thing I gained from therapy is the ability to step back the moment I feel a big scary painful emotion and ask how much of my reaction comes from the thing itself vs a fear or need of mine amplifying everything Turns out you gotta do that with big positive emotions too??? Seems fake

i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

They should sell looseys of onion rings

I somehow lost at lesbian arm wrestling??? (I got bored and gave up. She was strong though)

It's kinda hard to ride a motorcycle in high heeled boots

hiii

Get a load of this idiot, getting gently kissed by sunbeams

I think I'm learning the difference between the look my tiny lesbian boyfriend gives me when they're about to say something really sweet and the one they give me when they're imagining doing some light cannibalism

I hate those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers but I did just see one on a Subaru Outback and that was pretty funny

Dubious twink from grindr keeps telling me about how much he hates his dad, but he wants to call me mommy. Plus he said sometimes he wishes he was a girl. That's right folks, I'm fielding DMs from an Incredible Oedipal Egg

I really bodied a whole box of nilla wafers in less than 24 hours, damn. I stopped exercising for injury recovery and my body was like "Oh I see, we're prepping for winter hibernation"

Whenever I read a book of poetry and I find out one of the poems is several pages I groan. The good part is like 6 lines usually

there's an apartment building for rich people across from me. I can see in their windows. They all have huge TVs that are on all the time. I have never seen a person in any of their windows (sometimes I look with binoculars, out of curiosity). I am beginning to think that rich people aren't real

Nothing against Max but if he ever has a bad crash I'm gonna get kicked off this app for saying some shit like "more like Max Versplatten lol"

I've been thinking lately about how valve is just never gonna get another dollar of mine. It's long past time for better platforms

hiii

being named "horse_lore" on twitch really paid off for me today

I used to hang out with this huge indie wrestler guy named Jake and one time we almost got kicked out of a buffalo wild wings because he wouldn't stop yelling "I love gay shit and Magic: The Gathering!!!!" God I miss Jake

not the most flattering picture, but I've finally drawn the concept for my next tattoo from the person who did my snakes

I mostly don't fall into depressive spirals the way I used to, but SAD hits harder on my ability to function in practical terms every year. I'm not experiencing sorrow, but without the sunlight I only have the willpower to accomplish one thing every 1-2 days