this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast pod.link/1648903956/e...

my novella Vampirocene is back on itch. a podcast producer tries to unravel the truth behind a pop star who claims to be an immortal creature after her cult of personality throws his life into chaos merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

Fear of the Trans Child www.otherstrangeness.com/2025/12/29/t...

COLD WAR 2 : international law is a fuck United States of Western Hemisphere Versus the New Middle Kingdom we manufacturing consent up in this bitch, problem?

my novella Vampirocene is back on itch. a podcast producer tries to unravel the truth behind a pop star who claims to be an immortal creature after her cult of personality throws his life into chaos merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

hello there is a 50% deal on my patreon right now for both monthly and annual memberships. i'm posting a serialized comic on there that people seem to like. please consider checking it out patreon.com/merrittk

huh it looks like due to a grok bug, twitter now randomly explodes the genitals of a user every few minutes. i mean obviously thats not great but on the other hand bluesky is pretty cringe

drinking the blood of someone u love >>>>>>

my favorite things this year

Fear of the Trans Child www.otherstrangeness.com/2025/12/29/t...

here are my predictions for 2026. highlights: -"scallywagging" -the brain war -widget come back www.otherstrangeness.com/2025/12/27/m...

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

we took pictures before and after telling this woman that she was getting Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass tickets for Christmas

dime square authors and other weird shit keeps showing up in jeopardy answers so its only a matter of time until the word "sneed" or "gorillahon" gets said on television

maybe the worst thing i've ever written is now free to read 1900hotdog.com/2025/08/upse...

goty 2025

Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

posting online,

art vs artist. theyre going to kill me. its like gullivers travels up in here. these liliputians are kicking my fucking ass

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

As much as I've been a goofy fuck about promoting I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200, the genuine reception it's getting is incredible. Especially with people totally unfamiliar with my work. Here's an early review thread, starting with the incredible starred feature in Publisher's Weekly.

tfw gf

im sorry

Hey. What's with the lamp

Just finished Vampirocene by @merrittk.com in one sitting. Every single active person on BlueSky will feel deeply, vulnerably perceived by this vampire story. This is a horror story we live in, and the scariest part is we don’t even have the vampires. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSD5TSH

Fledgling Manor came out one year ago today! We've been so grateful to have players from around the world enjoy the game, write fic, and draw fanart. We hope to be able to share some details on our next project soon! store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

read my comic www.patreon.com/merrittk

@merrittk.com wrote about an internet meme from 1997 that was made into an animated winter special for cash grab reasons. It's not a Christmas special! All hamsters are pagan. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/nerd...

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hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat

@merrittk.com brings us a movie that stars Joey Pants and racism. They're calling this one "Merritt's The Milky Life." Yikes! 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/nerd...

that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...

This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...

im logging off for november to finish the book ive been neglecting for months. if you see me posting please yell at me. see you on the other side

Alan Watts: Sometimes you get rather blue. You think, well, I'm just little old me, a little blue guy. And everything you see is blue. Your car, your house. But what you're forgetting in that moment is that the universe, in fact, is just this wonderful rhythm, you know, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di and so on

ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)

Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.

I just want to once again plead that it doesnt make any fucking sense how we celebrate holidays. A big lead up, the holiday and then BAM full stop don’t even talk about it until next year. We need like a two week winding down period. Halloween should be allowed to naturally resolve into Thanksgiving

Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite

This white polished Statuary marble, highlighted with just a sprinkling of black veins for color and interest, is the perfect blank canvas for practically any White House bathroom of the Lincoln Era

talked the whole neighborhood into putting HGH in halloween candy to create a generation of children powerful enough to survive the coming water wars

What is your favorite childhood costume. Mine is Gonk Droid because I could not just be a normal kid who wanted to be one of the actual characters in Star Wars I had to be a walking trash can that shows up in one scene

starting to think about halloween...

Extremely stupid Halloween costume done

I desperately wanted to be a Tusken Raider but my father forbade it because the goggles they have would have impeded my peripheral vision. My dad was really obsessed with the concept of peripheral vision when it came to Halloween

Childhood Halloween Hits: -Obviously gay cowboy (1992) -Gonk droid (1996)