im logging off for november to finish the book ive been neglecting for months. if you see me posting please yell at me. see you on the other side

Alan Watts: Sometimes you get rather blue. You think, well, I'm just little old me, a little blue guy. And everything you see is blue. Your car, your house. But what you're forgetting in that moment is that the universe, in fact, is just this wonderful rhythm, you know, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di and so on

ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)

Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.

I just want to once again plead that it doesnt make any fucking sense how we celebrate holidays. A big lead up, the holiday and then BAM full stop don’t even talk about it until next year. We need like a two week winding down period. Halloween should be allowed to naturally resolve into Thanksgiving

Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite

This white polished Statuary marble, highlighted with just a sprinkling of black veins for color and interest, is the perfect blank canvas for practically any White House bathroom of the Lincoln Era

talked the whole neighborhood into putting HGH in halloween candy to create a generation of children powerful enough to survive the coming water wars

What is your favorite childhood costume. Mine is Gonk Droid because I could not just be a normal kid who wanted to be one of the actual characters in Star Wars I had to be a walking trash can that shows up in one scene

starting to think about halloween...

Extremely stupid Halloween costume done

I desperately wanted to be a Tusken Raider but my father forbade it because the goggles they have would have impeded my peripheral vision. My dad was really obsessed with the concept of peripheral vision when it came to Halloween

Childhood Halloween Hits: -Obviously gay cowboy (1992) -Gonk droid (1996)

every song on the radio is either country music for suburbanites who have never touched a horse or ed sheeran songs they play at a warmup for a thanksgiving 5k

as more and more local businesses and people around me start just giving in to using genAI i become more and more of a militant. if the bubble hasn't popped in a year i'm going to be conspiring to flood data centers with cement

andrew cuomo eat glass challenge

hey can any economists tell me if its good that people are having to buy blind boxes of discounted food now

one of the funniest things i've ever seen online was a compilation video of overwatch porno gifs set to a marina and the diamonds song. just loop after loop of huge-hogged women plowing each other while upbeat pop music played. whenever i need a smile i imagine someone jacking off to that

glover hamburger_helper mutual_hj real 60fps

from EB White's perspective Blue Moon is a movie about trying to write in a bar, being interrupted by an alcoholic 5'0" man in his late 40s in love with a smoking hot 20 year old NYU student, inadvertently getting an idea for a book about a mouse who drives a little car from him, then leaving

BREAKING: white house in parasocial relationship with twitch streamer

James, no!! That isn't ExpressVPN!!!

hey so i appreciate the thought but when someone defaults to calling me a dude online i truly do not mind that. my name and current avi aren't exactly gendered. it is actually much weirder for me when people jump in to say erm good sir you are microaggressing against a Person of Gender!!

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

I saw the post. Yeah, you're a pissbaby. Won't even allow replies. Just starting shit. A white guy who's a dick and acts superior. Not shocking considering.

bro how did you spec into NAFO wizard i thought they patched that out of the game

have this urge to write and spill it all out but every sentence suddenly feels trite and pathetic and unable to approach anything resembling the truth of the way an eyelid crinkles when they smile, how they call their dog from across the park at midnight, the feel of a tricep beneath a cotton sleeve

The Lighthouse good movie

i absolutely see leftists peddling this stuff. if you think no leftists are into faith healing but woke then you're either blessedly insulated from those tendencies or just saying they're not leftists because of it

tell the bartender www.youtube.com/watch?v=w248...

i am a clown

someone who leads guided meditation for terminal cancer patients to cope with terminal suffering is obviously not a grifter. someone who claims meditation will heal terminal cancer is hippie adolf hitler.

people need meaning-making in their medicine— physical touch of someone who cares has a positive physiological effect— but an individualist commodity is highkey antithetical to medical meaning-making. easy litmus test: anyone who lets you run away from suffering and death into fantasy is abusing you

as a child i regularly received issues of British comics like Beano and Dandy from my relatives. i revisited them today for @1900hotdog.bsky.social and found them to be replete with hideous children and needless labels 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously

yeah so i can basically retrieve any soul that died on any plane and also i believe in a crystal that a guy who worked at IBM thought let you cast wizard spells

I don't fucking WANT to play it my way I want a professional game designer to come up with a fun way for me to play and then I'll do that.

"Play Your Way With Over 100,000 Different Combinations of Characters and Items" that's too many. within 24 hours of release people will have figured out what the best one is and everyone's just going to use that

once again everyone who yelled at me six months ago for saying someone was annoying and nakedly careerist to the point of buddying up with creeps has to admit that i was right. please learn from this. the only crime i have ever committed is being correct too soon

@merrittk.com explores whether that famous dry British humor translates well to children's books. You're not allowed to get mad at her for that she's legally British. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

you go years without any real interest in anyone and then you meet someone you want to see three times in one week and you're a stammering jerry seinfeld second-guessing everything you're saying because you can't possibly sound that facile and ineloquent all the time

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

I know what the captions say. Streamyard won't let me change it. Streamyard is writing its own Mikey Day slash fanfiction in our video captions. Please help.

If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

attention game funders: i am making "the next balatro." its a wire you connect to your brain that randomly gives you painful electric shocks or stimulates your pleasure center. also there are anime babes

hello i am looking for a new agent as my previous one retired! i write fiction but also for podcasts, comics, and screen as well as nonfiction. if you're someone who can represent an oddball like me i would love to talk!

Blue Moon good movie! 90 minutes of Ethan Hawke being a weird little guy who is incapable of shutting up. i have no prior opinions on or knowledge of musical theatre but i now have an irrational hatred of the base and pandering Richard Rodgers