this week on the program we talk about the c-suite at america's favorite clothier, tommy bahama 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

whenever we talk about someone on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social they end up dying days later. why is our podcast the death note youtu.be/8XSMUDipC9I?...

on this week's episode of the program we talk about how we'd be able to solve achilles' problem and also we might be responsible for the death of ted turner 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

Man our show is really funny

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

we were so honored to have @barackobama.bsky.social on the show this week! 🎧: pod.link/1648903956

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

we spent an unbelievable amount of time talking about andrew dice clay on this week's episode. i'm pissed off and sorry. 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us do not ask questions about niki's crate. listen to the episode: pod.link/1648903956/e...

this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

introducing the ball peen wife

What do you think @merrittk.com has just suggested we talk about on this coming Monday's episode of the show based on this image?

This week on the program, we talk about the concept of "lunch debt" pod.link/1648903956/

All the X-Men are here!

In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was

This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know

this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast pod.link/1648903956/e...

Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

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Hey. What's with the lamp

hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat

that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...

@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.

Michael's Milk

Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture

Can you just speak very clearly into the microphone for us? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Time to Toad was short on this week's show patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Time to Toad was short on this week's show patreon.com/ifyouredriving

If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.

We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah

greg

happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

a number of crimes have been committed throughout history

nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way

uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it

rocks can be food. if you are a rock man