In which we pine for the sequel to Osmosis Jones that never was

This week on the podcast, we come up with some new slogans for cigarettes! If anyone knows anyone at Philip Morris International please let us know

this week on the podcast, we all learn about the beauty of the human body, and all of the cool things that can happen to it! we're a medical history podcast pod.link/1648903956/e...

Witness the birth of a Dark Yule-niverse shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

hello. Fledgling Manor is on sale for 50% off right now. it makes a perfect holiday gift for the freak in your life. look around at your closest friends. if you dont see a freak, its you. get yourself something nice store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

do yöu hæve any pødcasts on yúor phöne

Hey. What's with the lamp

hey @nikigrayson.com is back on the program and they didn't miss a beat

that'll be $400 www.patreon.com/c/ifyouredri...

@ifyouredriving.bsky.social is pretty consistently the funniest podcast in my feed and i listen to a lot of podcasts. this episode featuring @merrittk.com, @floppyadult.com, and @brazyazn.bsky.social is NSFW for discussion of vienna sausages, bell peppers, and yoshi’s island.

Michael's Milk

Just say "If You're Driving" to your local Denny's server and they will bring you a Michael's Milk on the house patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

as if there was any doubt, @brazyazn.bsky.social is a man of culture

Can you just speak very clearly into the microphone for us? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Time to Toad was short on this week's show patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Time to Toad was short on this week's show patreon.com/ifyouredriving

If you're not a member of our Patreon you're missing out on weekly bonus episodes where we do stuff like invent a new, R-rated version of Is It Cake patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

Hey what's that other John Lennon song? You know the one.

We've got not one, not two, but THREE Scam Text Theatres in today's episode shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

We forgot to do our 9/11 Never Forget special but it's up now! We revisit some of our favorite bits from the last year shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Which appliance sounds drive you completely insane like John in this week's episode? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

what if when you died you got a killcam of the person or thing that got you and before you could wonder what it meant or if there really was an afterlife the lights just went out forever shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

this week, we invent a new sports league to test the impact of nature vs nurture. welcome to the CloneFL shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

peetah. peetah its me. your wife, lois. dont you remember me? peetah

greg

happy monday! our new episode is called "the sand eating contest" and we're digging into the controversial commercial that's dividing America. you know, the one about cutting up a burger into slices shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

a number of crimes have been committed throughout history

nintendo direct voice: a new garfield is on its way

uhhh. it does something. definitely. dont worry about it

rocks can be food. if you are a rock man

MORNING, TRUCKERS! We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us. patreon.com/ifyouredriving $1/$5/$10 and that's it! Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!

what manner of beast be this

all orbs are spheres. but not all spheres are orbs

what would you do if jeff was

MORNING, TRUCKERS! We've revamped our Patreon to make it much simpler to ride the highways with us. patreon.com/ifyouredriving $1/$5/$10 and that's it! Details of each tier are on our membership page. We hope you enjoyed gimmick month as much as we did! The Great White Off 2025 drops on Monday!

We welcomed LB back to the show for a Fond FarewelLB and they got John to say this almost immediately patreon.com/ifyouredriving

merritt saw the creature shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

this week on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, I See The Creature Everywhere. Who Is He. Please Explain The Creature To Me shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Please listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social so you can understand why the phrase "is that the creature?" will be in my brain forever from now on

Listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social because it contains moments of pure genius like @nikigrayson.com’s off the dome plot summary of The Picture of Dorian Gray. You can hear when I realize I need to lock into this explanation.

i havent had a podcast in nearly four years. if you missed hearing me, good news: i'm now a regular host of If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes w/ my old Fanbyte colleagues @nikigrayson.com & @floppyadult.com. new eps every monday, plus weekly bonus eps for patreon subs www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

Important update from @hunktears.online and the show itself 🐊🚗

If you're not in the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social Patreon you're really missing out www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving

this week on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social we talk more than you might expect about the dungeon of doom shows.acast.com/eyes/episode...

Some folks in the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social Discord suggested “Avatar 4: Grohm Jabar“ to be one of the best starting episodes of the show and now that I’ve listened to it again I agree.

if more people knew about @ifyouredriving.bsky.social it would be the #1 podcast in the world (it still is)

I think you should listen to @ifyouredriving.bsky.social