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Men of Columbus, Fort Wayne and/or Toledo: Panicking about a Valentines Day gift? Imagine her face when she opens an envelope and finds tickets to see me & Tim Cavanagh the following week! Only wishing I could be there to see her expression as well, Emo emophilips.com/shows/

#TeddyRoosevelt October 2024 Elysian Theater

“If the SAVE Act were to pass, it would be the worst voter suppression law that Congress has ever enacted."

We’re in the timeline where “99 Luftballoons” was apparently an almost literal prophecy

Like, the entire prestige media "Progressives have gone TOO FAR" beat has been this consistent grievance machine since at least 2014. The entire time claiming that a looming regime of cultural communism was always just around the corner. All while an actual fascist movement was clearly emerging.

THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY. I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.

❗🇮🇱 Israeli spyware company Paragon posted their surveillance software's control panel by mistake. This is a major opsec flaw. Paragon's spyware has been used to target journalists, government critics, and human rights defenders.

It has to be two consecutive historical left-populist landslides, so lopsided that they’re both far beyond theft range, in order to barely oust the regime. That requires sudden vast appeal to some of the 90 million nonvoters (voteshaming simply doesn’t work, so chuck that brainfailed instinct).

Deliciously, if you free yourself from the Year 2000 traumatized mindset - “we have to win a very close low turnout race with an unimpressive candidate!” - the election races will trend more towards landslides in the right direction.

democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh

The “centrist” establishment should apply their voteshaming tactic across all brand advertising, not just politics: “Congratulations YOU MORONS, 7-Up has now dropped out of the top ten beverages. *You* Sierra Mist drinkers are to blame, the rise of Sprite rests squarely on *your* shoulders.”

“We ran out of numbers low enough,” explains Gallup president Giuseppe Gallup.

Pam Bondi is a dumb animal

Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."

Doomed internet search: ~ Movies that help with this mental illness ~ What you always get answered back with: “Here are the top 25 lists of 25 movies clumsily and wrongly **about** this mental health condition, all of them unwatchable oscar bait!”

The Armenian Genocide is a historical fact. Vice President Vance can delete his post, but he can't erase history. His decision to ignore the facts is beyond disrespectful to the Armenian community and the millions killed in the Armenian Genocide.

Vance deleted this after two hours. Apparently, commemoration of the victims of the Armenian G* lasts only as long as it does not upset Turkish partners.

Federal records obtained by WIRED show that over the past several months, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) have carried out a secret campaign to expand ICE’s physical presence across the US. www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...

JD Vance visited the Armenian genocide memorial in Yerevan, accurately called it that in a post, then under orders from the Turks and the Heritage Foundation he deleted the post in two hours and replaced without the word “genocide” - the fascist police states always line up. #armeniangenocide

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

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Genocidal Turkish petro-dictatorship Azerbaijan successfully got the Olympics to censor Armenia, the victim of its recent war crimes and ethnic cleansing #Artsakh

According to the published materials on his case, Epstein ordered an unusually large batch of sulfuric acid for his private island in 2018.

Why are we so obsessed with the Epstein files? Because they’ve stopped being about just one pedophile and have come to symbolize the depravity of the world’s richest elites. It’s no surprise that the art world is implicated, but another way is possible.

JD Vance is in Armenia. Haven't my people suffered enough

NEWS: The new "centrist" Abundance think tank pressing Democrats to tout deregulation is headed by a registered corporate lobbyist for Open AI, Larry Ellison's Oracle, and a crypto think tank, according to federal records reviewed by @levernews.com. www.levernews.com/do-not-pass-...

We give this guy billions of our tax dollars to support his ADHD.

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

An absolute monster on every level

CONFIRMED: Jeffrey Epstein expressed admiration for NBC’s Saturday Night Live, frequently sharing their sketches with his contacts

you made me look it up

CONFIRMED: Jeffrey Epstein expressed admiration for NBC’s Saturday Night Live, frequently sharing their sketches with his contacts

“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine

LA: @runforsomething.net alum Nithya Raman is running for MAYOR, the best possible news you could hope for. There are few sharper leaders or fighters out there. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

Political earthquake. Nithya Raman is running for mayor. Not only does this pose a serious threat to Mayor Bass, but it reframes the June primary in a way that benefits down ballot progressives in other city races.

Big news in California, with filing deadline very near: Nithya Raman, a progressive city councilor and a leader in the local left, has decided to run for mayor against Mayor Karen Bass (and many others). www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead

Isn't it super random that all of the "anti-woke" cancel culture academics who all leaned into transphobia and race science later in their careers all seem to be connected through Jeffrey Epstein?

Did you guys know that 38,000 in roman numerals looks like XXXVIII but with a bar running across the top? Did you also know that Trump's mentioned in the Epstein Files 38,000 times?

The Olympics opening ceremony allows me an opportunity to reshare this brilliant @jadomian.bsky.social bit

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

So embarrassing for Musk to not even be able to get an invite.

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

I know this is kind of spitting into the wind, but I'd like to make an effort: Just because ICE calls them "administrative warrants" doesn't make that the most accurate term for them. They are forms. ICE forms. Signed by an ICE employee. Authorizing an arrest, but still, a _form._

BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA ~always worth the caps~ *next week* at Comedy Attic! FRI 2/6 + SAT 2/7 four shows www.comedyattic.com/events/127428 #livecomedy #indiana

Big thanks to @jadomian.bsky.social for stopping by the fart dungeon to do live countdown bumpers for today's episode of Beyond Yacht Rock 2000. A national treasure, to be sure. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...