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New from 404 Media: ICE plans to pay Thomson Reuters $125 million for data to investigate what it calls 'voters fraud'. News comes day after Trump laying the groundwork to undermine the midterms. ICE says Thomson Reuters can continuously track millions of people. www.404media.co/ice-to-pay-t...

Mike Lindell, who has done more than virtually anyone to finance false election conspiracies, is now running for governor of Minnesota, with Trump's endorsement. The Star Tribune reports today he is not registered to vote in Minnesota. www.startribune.com/mike-lindell...

Kinda marvel sometimes at the hermetically sealed propaganda silos where anyone older than 60 now simply cannot process or even intake the piles of data showing that the Silent Generation and Baby Boomers cannibalized the country.

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

New Improv 4 Humans!

The Odyssey: Penelope’s 108 Suitors Bachelorette Contest (w/ James Adomian, Hillary Anne Matthews) While Odysseus on hero’s journey, his wife had to stave off 108 suitors: George Clooney, Sam Smith, Elon Musk, Big Ben 60 Day Fiancé, a giant, & more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Daaayummm. I guess the Blue Angels were first in line for those testosterone injections and whatnot.

COLUMBUS, OHIO: We are BACK for @columbuscomedyfest.bsky.social with *two shows* SAT 8/29! 7pm Saturday Showcase at #SeventhSonBrewing 10pm Late Night Live at #MadLabTheatre @colsunderground.bsky.social @ericboso.bsky.social columbuscomedyfest.com/portfolio/ja... #jamesadomian #ohiocomedy

AUSTIN, TEXAS: Four shows at the #CreekandCave 8/21 - 8/22 for a real hot spin in a cool cool room with some rad bad divas! And coincidentally these LGBTQ friendly comedy shows happen to be running during #austinpride! 🏳️‍🌈🤠🌈 www.creekandcave.com/shows/james-... #atxcomedy #austin

LA: one week out! calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/james-...

First time seeing anti plastic propaganda out on the street, very good start gang!

Abraham Lincoln wasn’t some dignified two dimensional figure in a sepia portrait oval, he was an eloquent and righteously violent leftwing populist, to the furthest degree we’ve ever had in that office. Fun to look back on completely irrelevant historical eras sometimes.

This is well done, and Dems should use the inability to simply accept the validity of the 2020 election as justification to remove and bar every single one of these people from public service.

14th Amendment, section 3: easy to immediately prevent and remove domestic traitors from congress, courts, all executive offices - like all the icey confederates and heritage foundation network state illegal insurrectionists **ZAP** bye bye! All we need is a moderate radical Lincoln type to do it …

Suburbia accelerates insanity

O to the summer spiders Yes, web upon me I wave my hat and wipe my legs As I slap away your phantom net You will make me say goddamnit I will make you try a different angle off the sidewalk or at least not in my fucking bathroom hallway Who wins? O the dance of opponents Blessed by the sun

Weatherfucked, thank you 🙏🏻

i will accept universal greenwich mean time if the rest of the world admits that celsius is a stupid way to measure temperature

14th Amendment, section 3: easy to immediately prevent and remove domestic traitors from congress, courts, all executive offices - like all the icey confederates and heritage foundation network state illegal insurrectionists **ZAP** bye bye! All we need is a moderate radical Lincoln type to do it …

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: worn-out weatherfucked doors in old garden walls are one of my favourite things in the entire world

In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

With no surviving legitimate heirs, it is logical for the fiefdom of south carolina to pass from Lord Graham to his closest living relative. bsky.app/profile/cnn....

Hey, a looney tune solo opinion here: we actually linguistically don’t need to capitalize the days of the week in casual conversation! 🎪

From the very first time seeing this scene in the cinema, it lifts my mood every time I see it.

my god, this is amazing. apparently from a NY Times interview with Neill and Goldblum. Resharing with alt text so everyone can enjoy

A brief and sudden illness

Another of the administration’s favorite tricks, intimidating journalists’ sources, stops newsgathering before it starts. But when a story slips through the cracks, bullying those who share it offers a censorship backup plan.

I'm very upset and demoralized to see so many people in politics working from surface to interior. Finding someone who looks the right way and then telling them what to say. It is far, FAR easier to find a good man or woman who does what is right and then toss them in the correct costume.

Is there any way to physically and legally punish the apple iphone app engineers who made “WOW” in text messages automatically pop out like you don’t know what wow means? So far only figured out slapping the phone and then changing words.

There was a golden sweet pre-podcast era 15-30 years ago of gonzo “radio theater” (I guess you could call it?), especially here in LA: Joe Frank, Phil Hendrie, Harry Shearer, Mr. KFI /Mr. KABC, the rerun Alan Watts recordings …

NEW: Scientists at MIT achieve first ever transfer of wet laundry to dryer without dropping any goddamned socks on the fucking floor

LA LA LA: Join me and a ≈≈fabulous≈≈ lineup for “Bitter James” at #DynastyTypewriter THU 7/23 at 7pm! Be a part of forgotten history! calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/james-...

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

COLUMBUS, OHIO: We are BACK for @columbuscomedyfest.bsky.social with *two shows* SAT 8/29! 7pm Saturday Showcase at #SeventhSonBrewing 10pm Late Night Live at #MadLabTheatre @colsunderground.bsky.social @ericboso.bsky.social columbuscomedyfest.com/portfolio/ja... #jamesadomian #ohiocomedy

AUSTIN, TEXAS: Four shows at the #CreekandCave 8/21 - 8/22 for a real hot spin in a cool cool room with some rad bad divas! And coincidentally these LGBTQ friendly comedy shows happen to be running during #austinpride! 🏳️‍🌈🤠🌈 www.creekandcave.com/shows/james-... #atxcomedy #austin

LA LA LA: Join me and a ≈≈fabulous≈≈ lineup for “Bitter James” at #DynastyTypewriter THU 7/23 at 7pm! Be a part of forgotten history! calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/james-...

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

We’ve got @jadomian.bsky.social back again this year at the Columbus Comedy Festival! Don’t miss his standup and sketch comedy shows on Sat Aug 29th! Tickets now available: columbuscomedyfest.com/portfolio/ja...

Moderate compromise messaging to be forced upon all “centrists,” “libertarians,” “rational skeptics” and Buttigiegy CIA types in all arguments: >>Automatically declassify 100% of all government files after twenty years.<< “But but NO but …”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was abbreviating antifascist to antifa” - Hemingway

Moderate compromise messaging to be forced upon all “centrists,” “libertarians,” “rational skeptics” and Buttigiegy CIA types in all arguments: >>Automatically declassify 100% of all government files after twenty years.<< “But but NO but …”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was abbreviating antifascist to antifa” - Hemingway

Good time to re-suggest that people worldwide backup and preserve all the work of Trevor Moore that you can find - and let it all be high on the list of all that inspires more and more living human comedy things for a hundred thousand years

Here’s one I took of you two what looks like the same day.

I would gladly slap god in the face if that could bring Trevor back for even one minute to talk about all that’s going on. Trevor always knew what to do.