getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours

Having played the sport for many years and become slowly disinterested, I finally figured out football:

One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*. They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.

NEW: ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media. The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.

Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙

Wal-Mart is selling pro-nazi clothing. Toothpaste is definitely out of the tube, y’all. Also, for the record, that ‘paper’ lost. Every. Single. Time.

At some point we have to let pain hurt Trump instead of helping him. Every time we let pain help him, he’ll do more and bigger next time. Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.

3 And behold: a Beast rose upon the Earth, holding in his maw a thousand homes, none he lived in: the Land Lord.

3 And behold: a Beast rose upon the Earth, holding in his maw a thousand homes, none he lived in: the Land Lord.

The limit on new House members only dates from 90 years ago Congress had an office that explained technology issues to the public but Newt got rid of it The 'shadow docket' was used sparingly until like 25 years ago

One thing that strikes me is just how fake all of our problems related to government are The filibuster isn't in the Constitution, and every single Framer would be apoplectic that it exists. The government shutdown was invented in 1980 The 9-justices limit was invented to stop the New Deal

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

The #TeslaTakedownAward winner in the Best Elon Impression category is... @jadomian.bsky.social!

Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again The company used even fewer people to make it this year “We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in" (via THR)

"Artists fear us, and that's a good thing" — The Coca-Cola company

So finally the landlords’ purchased luck ran out tonight, a stunning local defeat with nationwide shockwaves, and it’s a beautiful thing to celebrate. You guys shouldn’t have quadrupled the rent in twenty years, dumbasses!

"See you in the funny pages, Cuomo!"

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******

La Guardia died in 1947 so he never met Cuomo, but I suspect he's having a good laugh!

The landlord class is used to simply buying or stealing elections across all jurisdictions to prevent any modest restrictions on their fanatical rent raising schemes.

Fiorello La Guardia is tapdancing in his grave tonight!

[Exit Clown.]

Dick Cheney will be honored with a 21-tower salute

All gods bless Zohran Mamdani

This eerily accurate Elon impression from @jadomian.bsky.social impressed the crowds at SXSW and our panel. Don't break this one out at the party, though. Someone might mistake you for the real thing and puke. #TeslaTakedownAwards #TeslaTakedown

Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it

Watching this really just drives home how perfect James Adomian’s Elon impression is. bsky.app/profile/jado...

HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

I love Alan Watt's lectures, and I hadn't heard this one before! What a special unique mind.

Check out @jadomian.bsky.social epic performance in our Halloween satire of the podcast industry!

Important Art

Vincent Price (Yacht Rock 2005)

ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)

The Podcaster in the Yard (w/ James Adomian) Besser & Brett finish an episode of “Pissed at the List” to suddenly see a mysterious podcaster in their studio yard. Is it a manosphere influencer or true crime ghoul? No, could it be a celeb cast? Is it..WTF?! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

GRAYSKULL GRINDHOUSE Friday 11/7 - 8pm Trepany House @bauzilla.bsky.social @larainenewman.bsky.social @jadomian.bsky.social www.tix.com/ticket-sales...

Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.

Direct violation of Tenth Amendment #statesrights #unconstitutional

ALPHA males are DOMINANT over beta males #warrior #iliad #domination

So proud of @jadomian.bsky.social ! I think voting's still open?

Comics Unleashed tonight after Colbert! #podcastbro #alphamale #betamale

#teslatakedown #fuckelon awards.teslatakedown.kinsta.cloud/finalists-be...

grokipedia scrapped wikipedia and used that information and turned it essentially pro hitler and pro nazi