Hi I’m a rightwing conspiracy guy: I believe over 7,000 separate conspiracy theories, but have carefully curated a blanket exception for any obvious false flag operations aimed to enrage and manipulate rightwing conspiracy guys like me into obeying oligarchs - official story all the way on those!

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

Trump just threatened to sue ABC again for allowing Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, which is SUPER weird, because all of these Republicans said that the decision to pull Kimmel’s show was a “business decision.”

I've seen three shows so far at @justforlaughs.bsky.social Toronto. Loved each one. Two of the acts have their final sets tonight. www.goaheadsumi.com/just-for-lau...

One more tonight Toronto! comedybar.ca/shows/The-Al...

So even our mushroom-necked assistant pastor Ted Cruz stepped out to nominally defend free speech in comedy, before unbrained Joe Rogan could even finish sounding out the text of the First Amendment for the first time.

TORONTO this week: three shows only at Comedy Bar for #JFLToronto - hosting “The Alternative Show” Thursday 9/18 - Saturday 9/20! Amazing big lineups PLUS me! *WARNING: this show will be alternative* Tix/ billex: comedybar.ca/shows/The-Al... #torontocomedy #jamesadomian

The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Anyone who's around Toronto later this week -- this guy does good work.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Hannah Einbinder ends her Emmys acceptance speech: "Go Birds, fuck ICE, and free Palestine."

TORONTO this week: three shows only at Comedy Bar for #JFLToronto - hosting “The Alternative Show” Thursday 9/18 - Saturday 9/20! Amazing big lineups PLUS me! *WARNING: this show will be alternative* Tix/ billex: comedybar.ca/shows/The-Al... #torontocomedy #jamesadomian

When Musk invokes Orwell at a far-right march, it’s more than ironic; it’s Orwellian: twisting language and truth so that oppression sounds like freedom and hate sounds like duty. To give Musk credit, he must know this.

So, a "war on Groypers," right, Republicans? Using your own logic? Right?

Oh I see, they were in a “Civil War 2.0” private group chat together

It's an interesting proposition, and also a very funny slap in the face for Vance

Brace yourself, the right’s propaganda machine is warming up. They’re about to twist Tyler Robinson into a self-serving narrative before the facts are even known.

Hi I’m a rightwing conspiracy guy: I believe over 7,000 separate conspiracy theories, but have carefully curated a blanket exception for any obvious false flag operations aimed to enrage and manipulate rightwing conspiracy guys like me into obeying oligarchs - official story all the way on those!

Honest polling: “Do you support or oppose the administration’s false flag political assassination being blamed on ‘the left’ in order to justify a violent police state crackdown?”

Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence. What a legacy.

One phrase Alex Jones curiously won’t be screaming on *this* 9/11: “inside job”

All this suggests is that the shooter wants people to believe they're a far-left ideologue. Maybe they are; without more evidence, we don't know. But a far-right "accelerationist" wanting civil war, more hatred, more violence would do the exact same thing.

Why do people think the ATF doc has any credibility? Do I believe the ATF sent it? Yes. Do I believe the ATF is being honest? No. Do you? 'We have no idea who the shooter is and we won't show you the photos we have but they engraved pro trans ideology on the ammo'

Only people who already agreed with him liked him, and to already agree with him on anything you had to be in the bottom 15% of the most bitterly arrogant, violent unintelligence nationwide.

What a wild final revelation moment to zip out on: Yes you are a high profile evil and loud badguy, but your oligarch owners judged you expendable enough to be used as the sacrifice in their false flag event that was required to advance the grand illegal takeover plan. #DMTtrip

As a public figure himself, Kirk did not restrict himself to politeness. He was incredibly crude and cruel about the deaths of other people. Reflecting on his life should reflect the truth.

if you have a space large enough to hold 20 people and don’t care about noise, congrats you have a venue.

The Federalist Society has always been more radical than their image suggests, and this radical racist restructuring of society by force is part and parcel of their plan to reconstructure Jim Crow. That its members look polished and moderate was part of the con.

Use of “feckless” is somehow INCREASING exponentially on a weekly basis. Please skip to the next fadword.

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An ominous blood moon eclipse starkly visible to 5 billion people across earth, not seen at all in the United States of America - nope, no ironic portrait of the moment there!

Normal fucking country

The slopbody pigbrain doesn’t realize the Apocalypse Now character he actually bears a resemblance to is *the other guy*

*ORSON WELLES* vs. “artificial intelligence” ~I will chat no gpt before its time~

“Centrists”: We support enriching the police state because it’s necessary to suppress the left. Nazis: We’re grabbing that police state and ramping it up 4000% with a lawless paramilitary coup, concentration camps, and an apocalyptic bloodbath. “Centrists”: Oh. Well see that’s the leftists’ fault.

“Maximum lethality, not tepid legality” = “the United States hasn’t done enough illegal killing (and also I come from a dumb family)”

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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

Enough with the backroom scheming. If Trump is serious about intervening in the mayoral race, he should come to New York City and debate me directly.

The funniest thing about RFK Jr is that he has the most untrustworthy voice on the planet. like Bobcat Goldthwaite telling you that there’s magic mushrooms growing behind the 7 Eleven

This move by the Trump administration is an overtly discriminatory civil rights violation. Trans people have the same legal rights as other Americans — end of story. There are lots of good reasons to keep certain people from owning guns. Being trans isn't one of them. https://cnn.it/4niJnxG

@thedollop.bsky.social with @jadomian.bsky.social live recording a 3-parter on Bill Clinton = 🔥🔥🔥 An hour and a half in, I'm disgusted beyond words and he's still not even president.

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