MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

I learn something new and insane about Michael Jordan every year or so

Just rewatched GATTACA. A masterpiece. Perfect movie. A futuristic neo-noir that still has something to say. Also I found a draft of the script online that has a different ending than what made it to screen. Glad they didn’t go this way, would’ve really changed the feeling of that ending (spoilers)

🚨🚨🚨🚨 ALL DADS PLEASE REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Importantly, Do the Right Thing.

I wrote something new! It’s a UI design history essay about Mac’s Control Panel, and it uses emulation in some… maybe new and maybe interesting ways? aresluna.org/frame-of-pre...

sound on i beg you

I truly don't want to come off as really mean, but it's so bizarre to see the glut of folks on social media with nothing to contribute and the seemingly pervasive idea that every post they see online is directed toward *them* personally

TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

angry north americans text like sephiroth angry south americans text like liquid snake

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!!

Don Jr. hardest hit.

The hallmarks of a liberal scolding: 1: They will assign no blame whatsoever to the Democrats who actually wielded power 2: Rather hallucinate an argument with a hypothetical pro-Gaza person that didn't deliver a single bomb to Israel Biden did more than 100 weapon sales to Israel since Oct 7th.

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

Impeccable denounement for Biden: cheered a stunt bill designed to outflank challenges on the right, made into a law he won't enforce before leaving office because it's unpopular, as the Republican who goaded him into doing it promises to overturn the law. Call this Great Flounder Competition.

being on bluesky

Someone showed up in the shared office with exciting swag-

see you in 2026

EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who – SISKEL: He's a hedgehog. EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.

36 years ago tonight, an underrated classic. Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse The strangest and greatest assortment of guests ever. 😂😂

Loved the article! Well, I didn't read it. Either way, I've got a few thoughts

SIMPLY HAVING A

Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”

possibly the most dangerous chair to sit in drunk

me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

YES I would like to receive instant, annoying notifications from your website. YES I have a debilitating brain injury

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

bluesky request. do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love". they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

bird sounds

Putting my mischief hat on and telling people that they are not gonna believe what my favorite Christmas movie is. It’s Die Hard

SUPER GODZILLA TOHO 1994 SNES

Morning, everyone

LETHAL ENFORCERS KONAMI 1993 SEGA GENESIS

William Riker, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh

it’s surreal & cringe to see an account for a head of state posting like Sephiroth ngl

i'm a retvrn guy but for this

just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook

When you surprise an Italian

SPOTIFY: Wow! 😲 You listened to "TALES FROM THE CRYPT THEME - DANNY ELFMAN" 9,278 times! 🤔 That's 23,195 minutes! 🧐 Or 16 days! 🤗 You're a rockstar!!! 😊😊😊 ME: Thats true

Weyland-Yutani Employee: (on phone with mom) The new job is going pretty good! Today we’re moving a spaceship full of giant quivering eggs

Nightmare blunt rotation

Dudes rock