Rovio, Your Angry Birds password recovery system is not functioning correctly. I have not received an email. Respond. Worf

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Counselor, I had that dream again where I was a Borg drone picking flowers in a meadow. Do you have time to meet this afternoon? Worf

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Geordi, I have received an encrypted message. I am not certain how to decrypt it. Assist me. Worf

Dr. Crusher, I do not understand the part you have assigned me in your play. Why does Puck want Bottom to have the head of an animal? Worf

Zappos, My account number is 947200843. You will send me a return authorization mailing label and a box. I did not order these heels. Worf

Senior staff, Liquid water has been found on the planet's surface. There may be hostile microbes. Recommend full baryon irradiation. Worf

All crew, A general reminder that pets in corridors must be kept on leashes. We cannot continue to use force fields to capture them. Worf

All crew, Do not use reply-all to say you wish to unsubscribe. This email chain should never have been sent to Enterprise-All. Worf

Security personnel, Starting now the daily stand up meeting is compulsory. Report to weapons locker 2 at the start of your shift. There will be no further excuses. Worf

All crew, This is Worf, chief of security. Remember that holograms of the captain are not permitted, even on Captain Picard Day. Worf

Security personnel, Welcome Ensign Lesley Wong to the team. Ensign Wong just graduated from Starfleet Academy with honors. No hazing. Worf

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Geordi, The computer says you tried to access my calisthenics program today. May I ask why? Worf

Subspacefeed, Your quiz insists the animal that I am is a targ. This is clearly a case of racial profiling. It will not stand. Respond. Worf

Senator, Every day, 91 people are killed by phaser violence. Pass common-sense phaser laws now. Worf, Security Chief, Starship Enterprise

Data TheAndroid, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh

Captain, I did not appreciate the way you dismissed my tactical recommendations in front of the crew this morning. Can we meet? Worf

Mother, I have been thinking about life and mortality today. I would rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it does not matter. But in a way it does. Worf

Geordi, I received a Starfleet password reset email. How can I tell if it is a phishing attempt? Worf

Security personnel, Please bring your bat'leths to tomorrow's training session. If you do not have a bat'leth, replicate one. Worf

All crew, We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members. The policy describes how we use internal sensors to generate a transporter signature of your brain and body at the quantum level, and when and how we transmit that info to third-party planets. Worf

Commander, I received an oddly worded distress call from a Nigerian prince. Nigeria is no longer a monarchy. What are your orders? Worf

Data, I found your joke this evening highly amusing. I did not laugh until later, only because I needed to look up the reference. Worf

K'Ehleyr, I still think of you every day. I tell myself that you can read these messages from Sto'Vo'Kor. I would relinquish all the glory I have won for one more wrestling match with you. Worf

Commander, I would like to increase the number of security officers posted on each deck by a factor of three. There are teenagers aboard this ship. Worf

All crew, This is Worf, chief of security. Please do not leave young children unattended in corridors. There was an incident. Worf

Geordi, Are we going to resume our D&D game soon? I have not yet had the chance to wield my warhammer +3 in battle. Worf

YouTube Support, I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people. Worf

Security personnel, As a result of yesterday's accident, we will no longer be using bat'leths during security training sessions. Worf

Data, The object is made up of the animal’s fur. Dr. Crusher says it is a normal occurrence. You do not need to worry. I have the situation under control. The animal will not die. Worf

Data, I have followed your instructions. However, your animal has produced a strange wet object on the carpet in my quarters. I have sent the object to Dr. Crusher for analysis. I will notify you when she has made her diagnosis. Worf

Commander, I apologize for the damage I did to the holodeck today. I was not aware that such a thing was possible. Worf

Security Personnel, There will be a memorial service for Ensign Serrano in Ten Forward immediately following tomorrow’s security briefing. Bring flowers. Worf

Ensign Serrano, When we arrive at the planet tomorrow, at 1100 hours you will accompany Commander Riker, Commander Data, and myself to the surface for a scouting mission. Worf

Captain, When we travel through the asteroid belt tomorrow, I recommend we use the phaser banks to demolish rocks as we pass them. Worf

High Council Administrator, I accept your invitation to the bat'leth tournament. I will not require a +1. Worf

Lt. Barclay, Did you leave a pie outside my quarters? Please respond. Sneaking around is dishonorable. Worf P.S. It was delicious.

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Commander Riker, I have located the Earth item you requested. I will be returning to the Enterprise in four days. Do you want me to bring it to your quarters or hand it to you on the bridge or wait until poker night? Worf

All crew, Today's shut down of all lighting and consoles was intentional. The ship needed to pass as space debris to fool an enemy. Worf

Commander, I regret that I am unable to report for duty today. My honor has been jeopardized. Dr. Crusher can explain. Worf

Geordi, Is something wrong with Lt. Barclay? He appears to run away whenever I enter a room. Worf

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Roxanne, It appears you have addressed this to me in error. You probably meant to email [email protected] I will be discrete. Worf

Captain, Your subterfuge was a success. The Romulans received our false plan. Their defenses are still focused on the shipyard. Worf

All crew, We are planning a sneak attack on an illegal Romulan shipyard at 0900 hours tomorrow. DO NOT POST THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Worf

Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf

Commander, Attached is a list of items you will need for the lesson you requested on Klingon courtship rituals. Worf 📎 equipment.csv