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Dr. Pulaski, My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again. Worf

Geordi, Is there a way to enter our authorization codes by typing them instead of speaking aloud to the computer? Several crew members have complained that they need to memorize a new code after each use because coworkers overheard them. Worf

Self reminder. Sharpen bat'leth.

Commander Data, Your speed and strength are impressive. Would you consider sparring with me tomorrow? Worf

Commander Riker, I regret I must cancel our game today, as you seem unwell. Beating a sick man would be dishonorable. Worf

Security personnel, Do not put phasers in the lost and found. We have weapon procurement procedures for a reason. Worf

Guinan, I have been meaning to ask you, how do your claws repel Q? And can you teach others to do that? Worf

Data, I am done feeding your animal. Come collect it. Worf

Security personnel, I have imbibed an Earth weed and it is having an effect. I need to know who is conspiring against me. Report. Worf

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Captain, There is a strong possibility the Dominion may have hacked our email system. We must change all access codes today. Worf

Mother, I am well. The captain continues to dismiss my suggestions. It is not easy being the only Klingon. I do enjoy poker nights. Worf

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Commander, Thank you for the LinkedIn recommendation. Should I write one for you as well? Worf

Commander, During your mission we rescued an escape pod containing a gold humanoid and a beeping trash can. They are with Data. Worf

Deanna, I noticed you were looking at me today. Is your wish to engage in combat or would you like to have dinner? Worf

No. Worf

Chief O'Brien, I wish to apologize for my behavior at the Feats of Strength competition. It was not my intention to injure you. Worf

Security personnel, The captain is behaving strangely. If he gives you a direct order, run it by me first. Worf

Captain, When we visit planets 4 and 8 of the Chan system, is the Prime Directive still in effect? They deserve some interference. Worf

Commander Riker, Again, I apologize. Worf

Commander, Tell me if I am correct. A flush beats a straight, and four of a kind beats a flush. Is that right? Worf

Data, I have found your animal. It is in Jefferies tube 25. It will not come out. Worf

Senior staff, I have not finished Game of Thrones. I hear today's delegation resembles the Starks. Please no spoilers. Worf

Captain, I take responsibility for your account being hacked. It will not happen again. Lt. Commander La Forge will explain it to me. Worf

Security personnel, It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser. Worf

Lt. Cmdr. Data, I regret that I neglected to address you by your rank in my previous email. I will be more careful. Worf

Bridge crew, I have not played the latest Walking Dead hologram, so I do not know who dies. Do not tell me. I wish to be surprised. Worf

O’Brien, What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly? Worf

Data, I am sorry, but your email was too long. I did not finish reading it. Can you summarize? Worf

Commander Riker, Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers? Worf

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Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

Security personnel, Commander Riker's backpack full of pokeballs was in his quarters the last time he saw it. Search the ship. Worf

Mother, How is Alexander? He does not write back to me. Please tell him there is great honor in calling one's father. Worf

Commander Data, I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss. Worf

Barclay, No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth. By definition a bat’leth is very sharp. Worf

All crew, The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now. Worf

Apologies. Apparently we cannot confine all girls to quarters because of an intruder. Only little human BLOND girls will be confined. Worf

The energy being may have taken the form of a little human girl. For security, all little human girls are now confined to quarters. Worf

SECURITY ALERT! A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH. Worf

Security personnel, Fight Club is canceled this week. Worf

Commander Riker, I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones. Worf

Geordi, The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes? Worf

Klingon High Council, I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails. Worf

Geordi, No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed. Worf

Security personnel, Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous. Worf

Engineering, The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently. Worf

Geordi, The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks. Worf 📎 raktajino.mol