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16 days ago
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Commander Riker, I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones. Worf
1 day ago
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Geordi, The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes? Worf
3 days ago
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Klingon High Council, I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails. Worf
5 days ago
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Geordi, No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed. Worf
6 days ago
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Security personnel, Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous. Worf
8 days ago
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Engineering, The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently. Worf
10 days ago
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Geordi, The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks. Worf 📎 raktajino.mol
11 days ago
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Ensign, I have not checked my email recently. Did anyone catch the glowing intruder? Next time call security via the comms. Worf
13 days ago
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Commander, I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves. Worf
15 days ago
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Captain, I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again. Worf
17 days ago
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UFP Voter Registrar, I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond. Worf
20 days ago
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Alexander, I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet? Father
22 days ago
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Father, Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor. Worf
24 days ago
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Commander Data, Tomorrow’s meeting has been canceled. Worf
25 days ago
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All crew, After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi. Worf
27 days ago
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Geordi LaForge, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh
29 days ago
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Fine. I will see you then. Riker said: >1900 hours >Worf said: >>Commander Riker, >>What time is poker next week? >>Worf
about 1 month ago
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Commander Riker, What time is poker next week? Worf
about 1 month ago
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Geordi, None of the characters in the Stars Hollow simulation will engage in combat. How can I change the passive aggressive setting? Worf
about 1 month ago
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Alexander, How is your love life? Human females appreciate flowers and soft talking. I hope this helps. Father
about 1 month ago
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All crew, I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me. Worf
about 1 month ago
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Security personnel, There is to be no more use of the nickname Broccoli. Worf
about 1 month ago
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Guinan, I am receiving multiple confusing subspace messages. Is today someone's anniversary? Worf
about 1 month ago
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Captain, We have not fired the ship's phasers in over a month. I am concerned the computer is not getting enough target practice. Worf
about 2 months ago
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Geordi, I understand that it is funny that my name rhymes with dwarf, but I would prefer to change my D&D character to a half-orc. Worf
about 2 months ago
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All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been no security breaches this week. Worf
about 2 months ago
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Captain, This is a sensitive subject. I am beginning to wonder… is my race the reason my suggestions are never taken seriously? Worf
about 2 months ago
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Dr. Crusher, I thank you for your offer, but I must decline a role in your improvised musical. Have you asked Commander Data? Worf
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf
2 months ago
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Captain Picard, If the rumors are true that you will be commanding a new vessel, I hope you will consider my application to join you. Worf
2 months ago
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William Riker, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh
2 months ago
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Mother, What is going on in Russia? I am hearing terrible things. Worf
2 months ago
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Geordi, Data just impersonated the Captain and took over the ship. Who is in charge of information security? Is it me? Worf
2 months ago
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All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf
2 months ago
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Starfleet humanoid resources, This is Worf, Enterprise security chief. Please correct my personnel file. I am a Klingon, not a Wolf. Worf
3 months ago
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Commander Data, I have found your finger. Worf
3 months ago
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Alexander, There is an excellent documentary about Klingon honor on Netflix. Have you watched it yet? Father
3 months ago
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Geordi, In my calisthenics holodeck program, I am attempting to replace Skeletor with a Nazi, but I am receiving an error message. Worf
3 months ago
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Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
3 months ago
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All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been four security breaches this week. Worf
3 months ago
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Security personnel, I now realize that the idea of our intern program is flawed. From now on, security recruits must have experience. Worf
3 months ago
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Dr. Crusher, No, attaching lights to bat'leths is not technically dishonorable, nor is using bat'leths in a dance performance, but neither is advisable. Worf
3 months ago
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Data, I hope this question is not too personal, but how much can you bench press? Worf
3 months ago
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Deanna, To answer your question from this morning, on my scalp I use hair cleanser 6 and conditioner 85. On my beard I use hair cleanser 291. Worf
3 months ago
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Guinan, When do you expect the non-replicated prune juice you mentioned? Worf
3 months ago
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Security personnel, I require one volunteer for an away mission to a newly charted planet. There are only minimal signs of life. Worf
4 months ago
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Data, My security team has located your animal. Its feet are covered in paint. There are paw prints all over deck 11. Worf
4 months ago
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Geordi, Thank you. My email appears to be working again. I have cancelled yellow alert. Worf
4 months ago
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