K'Ehleyr, I still think of you every day. I tell myself that you can read these messages from Sto'Vo'Kor. I would relinquish all the glory I have won for one more wrestling match with you. Worf

Commander, I would like to increase the number of security officers posted on each deck by a factor of three. There are teenagers aboard this ship. Worf

All crew, This is Worf, chief of security. Please do not leave young children unattended in corridors. There was an incident. Worf

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Geordi, Are we going to resume our D&D game soon? I have not yet had the chance to wield my warhammer +3 in battle. Worf

YouTube Support, I wish to appeal my ban on the grounds that death threats are acceptable greetings among my people. Worf

Security personnel, As a result of yesterday's accident, we will no longer be using bat'leths during security training sessions. Worf

Data, The object is made up of the animal’s fur. Dr. Crusher says it is a normal occurrence. You do not need to worry. I have the situation under control. The animal will not die. Worf

Data, I have followed your instructions. However, your animal has produced a strange wet object on the carpet in my quarters. I have sent the object to Dr. Crusher for analysis. I will notify you when she has made her diagnosis. Worf

Commander, I apologize for the damage I did to the holodeck today. I was not aware that such a thing was possible. Worf

Security Personnel, There will be a memorial service for Ensign Serrano in Ten Forward immediately following tomorrow’s security briefing. Bring flowers. Worf

Ensign Serrano, When we arrive at the planet tomorrow, at 1100 hours you will accompany Commander Riker, Commander Data, and myself to the surface for a scouting mission. Worf

Captain, When we travel through the asteroid belt tomorrow, I recommend we use the phaser banks to demolish rocks as we pass them. Worf

High Council Administrator, I accept your invitation to the bat'leth tournament. I will not require a +1. Worf

Lt. Barclay, Did you leave a pie outside my quarters? Please respond. Sneaking around is dishonorable. Worf P.S. It was delicious.

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Commander Riker, I have located the Earth item you requested. I will be returning to the Enterprise in four days. Do you want me to bring it to your quarters or hand it to you on the bridge or wait until poker night? Worf

All crew, Today's shut down of all lighting and consoles was intentional. The ship needed to pass as space debris to fool an enemy. Worf

Commander, I regret that I am unable to report for duty today. My honor has been jeopardized. Dr. Crusher can explain. Worf

Geordi, Is something wrong with Lt. Barclay? He appears to run away whenever I enter a room. Worf

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Roxanne, It appears you have addressed this to me in error. You probably meant to email [email protected] I will be discrete. Worf

Captain, Your subterfuge was a success. The Romulans received our false plan. Their defenses are still focused on the shipyard. Worf

All crew, We are planning a sneak attack on an illegal Romulan shipyard at 0900 hours tomorrow. DO NOT POST THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Worf

Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf

Commander, Attached is a list of items you will need for the lesson you requested on Klingon courtship rituals. Worf 📎 equipment.csv

All crew, My position is Security Chief, not Klingon Ambassador. I will not answer questions about how my people used to look. Worf

Security personnel, Top priority An unknown intruder has stolen my bat’leth and replaced it with a foil-wrapped chocolate replica. This is not a joke. Locate the thief. Worf

Commander, On reflection, I do not think Ensign Crusher would be a good candidate for the security intern position. Worf

Dr. Crusher, Yes, if Wesley wishes to shadow me for a day to consider the security intern program, he may, but it will not be easy. Worf

All crew, My security team does not pursue matters related to your personal information being released from the Ferengi credit hack. Worf

Mrs. Garcia, My condolences. Your husband did not survive the away mission. He died with honor. Counselor Troi will visit shortly. Worf

Ensign Garcia, You will accompany Commander Riker and me to the planet's surface. Report to transporter room 3 tomorrow at 0800. Worf

All crew, Again, please do not insert unknown USB drives from random planets into computer ports on the Enterprise. Worf

Commander, I must visit my family. I request shore leave starting 30 days from today. Please do not grant me more than 3 days. Worf

Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise security newsletter. There have been 580 security breaches this week, all dealt with. Worf

Geordi, I am unable to locate my cowboy hat. I need it for tomorrow. Is there a way the ship's internal sensors could help? Worf

Senior staff, I am still looking for my bat’leth. Inform me if you find it. Worf

Engineering, My calisthenics program has a problem. Instead of proper opponents the holodeck is only creating cartoon ponies. Worf

Captain, Dr. Crusher has ordered me to inform you that I am too sick to work today. I have now completed the task she has assigned me. I will be at my post as usual. Worf

All crew, Fire suppression on decks 9 to 21 will be tested at 1130 hours. There will be a harmless white gas. Hold your breath. Worf

Amazon seller, The bat'leth you sent me is faulty. It broke right away in combat. I insist you accept returns in this instance. Worf

Commander, I believe I have just solved a string of 20th century Earth crimes. Are you familiar with the Zodiac Killer? Worf

Glorifax Customer Service, My honor rating in your system is much lower than in the other two honor reporting agencies. Obviously there has been an error. I demand a correction. Worf, son of Mogh

Security personnel, Some Cardassians are coming aboard. The Captain insists we treat them as guests. Keep your eyes on our guests. Worf

Guinan, What do you have in Ten Forward for a hangover? Worf

Dr. Pulaski, My name is spelled Worf, not Wharf. Do not make this mistake again. Worf

Geordi, Is there a way to enter our authorization codes by typing them instead of speaking aloud to the computer? Several crew members have complained that they need to memorize a new code after each use because coworkers overheard them. Worf

Self reminder. Sharpen bat'leth.

Commander Data, Your speed and strength are impressive. Would you consider sparring with me tomorrow? Worf