i don't think it works like that

the actual millennial song is quickly changing the tv channel as soon as you hear sarah mclachlan's angel starting

electric lawnmowers are just so much nicer. it works every time, no need to fiddle with intakes or filters or ??? or trying incantations with various magical fluids from the hardware store.

apparently i take a lot of sausage photos

whoa!! did you know that women couldn't have an hbo max account before 2020?

last guy who took this fell a thousand feet to his death just north of seyda neen

british guy who thinks the song is "blimey to the moon"

caves of qud (2024)

guy who successfully appeals his four bluesky strikes because he was talking about how he himself likes barely legal porn instead of aaron

guy who still says "gen y"

the millennial songs i listen to are like me me me meeee. but the ones you listen to? la la la laaaa. disgusting.

easily system of a down's best song

am i really that easy to figure out?

hope all the brunch waiters survived

me whispering to the cookie dough:

so many dads with kids in the grocery store buying flowers. i wonder what that is about.

why isn't after all one word?

the only reason i check clearsky is to determine, based on the timing, what post caused someone to block me because it is usually pretty funny. for example, this one was likely the straw that broke the block-camel's back for someone.

the government doesn't want you to know they dug up another layer of the food pyramid

important cloaca news:

the backrooms, delicious in dungeon, severance, the entire roguelite video game genre.... labyrinths are so hot right now

what's a good place to keep up with manga news, releases, recommendations, and the like? /r/manga sucks

if she's you're girl why'd she buy a pillow of me

its not too late to buy the perfect mother's day gift

ginger ails? i hope they feel better.

if a ginger ale doesn't hurt when i smell it i don't want it

i searched for this post and am now having a mandela effect meltdown upon discovering i posted it a month ago instead of two years

do you call them sneakers or shoesy-woesies?

hey there baby girl

don't laugh. that's actually the nuclear football they're always talking about.

thats what happens when you cheap out and don't get the drinks package

hot dog water is the ultimate anti-aging serum

is 'child shield' really the best name they could think of?

what sort of system has four strikes anyway?? don't they know this is the sports app

the old friend who added me to their spotify premium family plan finally pulled the plug so i'm trying qobuz. i'm drawn to the strange name.

its important to have a reliable source for your news. that's why i only read csnews.com.

get me one of those regional accent maps of the jacking vs jerking off divide

i could've sworn we did the dirty soda fad

fixed up the window without getting any caulk in my hair 💪 we all know how annoying that is to clean.

wrong. it is gone.

'let alone' is a strange phrase to me. i like it and say it all the time but the grammar of it feels off.

🫡🫡🫡🫡🦅🦅🦅

me to the wedding officiant at the altar:

you'll never guess what happened to me after watching anime titled "i was sentenced to DEATH for watching anime titled 'sentenced to DEATH for watching anime'"

you know some dude was high as shit at 3 am, looking at a mcdonalds ketchup packet thinking "what if it was 5x as long and full of yogurt?" and that's how gogurt was invented.

the beach that makes you old? not me. i use sunblock. idiot.

i appreciate the streaming services that let you seek past the ads

mystery vocalist reads @jims.bsky.social

another one, this time featuring @telephonesis.bsky.social's incredible voice!

kidfish wants to know why none of the kentucky derby horses are named brego, a kingly name