thinking on this i think only the olympics rival baseball for 'lore'

its so strange reading tips for frugal shopping and seeing stuff like "look at your grocery store's flyer for deals". what do you mean people don't do that every week!!!!

its getting to be an even better time to be a smug linux user 😌

just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150

okay i've seen enough mamdani signs thank you

its happening again!!

these modern anime titles are getting ridiculous

classical orchestras are funny because its all violinist: plays the violin bassoonist: plays the bassoon percussionist: plays the drums. plays the triangle. plays the marimba. smacks a giant gong. lets get some bells going. okay now we need you to rattle these chains in a metal garbage can.

tomorrow night they are going to study my sleep in a lab. perhaps one day you will be able to replicate my perfect form.

very rude of this medical paperwork to ask what i weighed at age 20

my perspective on name masculinity/femininity is fucked for life because my elementary school had a boy quinn and girl wesley

finally!

sandwich guy 2028

they can call it "dash" all they want but we all know 💨 is the fart emoji

they can call it "dash" all they want but we all know 💨 is the fart emoji

I am going to Dairy Queen RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

i can hang out in istanbul. i can hang out in ankara. izmir is lovely this time of year. adana. antalya.

why does this sound like a @crabman.bsky.social post

this is all as dark brandon prophecized

this is all as dark brandon prophecized

hold on wait, the antagonist from twin peaks was the republican nominee for virginia's governor???

yeah i support our veterans

i couldn't help myself

cotija is probably the most fun cheese to say. cotija. coooootija. cotijjjjjja.

Monte Dolack, After Hours, 1987

everytime i take kidfish with me to the polling station the person checking me in tells her "voting is great! be sure to get lots of stickers on your way out" and then the person with the stickers near the exit is the crabbiest old lady who says "no!!!!! she didn't vote!!!!! voters only!!!!!!!!"

i'll be a good progressive and write in mamdani for zoning board commissioner of my small town

loofah wife

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sorry, i'm gonna be late. i'm on hold with old navy customer service to complain that they put the tags and all the stitching for my shirt on the outside

let the call of cthulhu go to voicemail. they'll text if it's important.

Ryoichi Hagiwara, 1986

the hardest thing i do every day is decide if my vaguely related quip should be a reply, a quote, or its own post

i know we're in purgatory because the wendys 4-for-$4 still exists but it costs $7

bless you [covering my bases in case you happened to sneeze right before reading this]

i'm imagining a world where 'extra virgin' caught on as the moniker for quality instead of 'high definition'. the discourse there around sexless gen z puriteens would be so funny.

guy who hates japanese 7/11s because they don't have slurpees

guy who hates japanese 7/11s because they don't have slurpees

i can't wait for new year's eve to see where they put the eyes on the 2026 novelty glasses

this year they went straight from halloween commercials to christmas commercials, totally skipping daylight savings commercials

2,384 pitches in the 2025 world series is a statistical error. pitches yamamoto who lives in a bullpen and pitches over 1000 balls each day is an outlier and should not count

just saw a reddit post recommending eating fatty foods -- such as a spoonful of cooking oil -- before going to bed to stay warm ?????????

surely this can't be the first problematic fortnite collab? billionaire tim sweeney's child privacy invader and intentionally addictive to kids fortnite has taken an ethical misstep???

banned from starbucks for being too excited while ordering a hot tall blonde

i only got one extra hour of sleep last night so i'm pretty tried today

99 days till baseball is back (, baby)

randy johnson, vampire hunter

well, at least one thing can never be taken away -- my joy of watching the clock strike 2:00 am