can you really not buy multiple games at once in the nintendo eshop??? how is this a highly successful company anyway i just got a fraud alert from my bank for making for transactions in quick succession

for the past ~15 years we've been sneaking this rat onto the top of my mom's christmas tree. she hates it more than anything, but I will never stop. it's not christmas without the Christmas Rat

which live animal makes for the best christmas gift?

has anyone seen my last can of christmas who-hash?

turning into kefka for the holidays. also for not being able to find screenshots of both lines of this quote from the same console

the delicate balance of teaching your kid to honestly speak their mind vs sucking it up and saying thank you for the strange gift from a well meaning relative

merry christmas even if you aren't a filthy animal

west coast moots going to sleep. east coast moots still asleep. flyover moots forgotten about. british moots sweeping the chimney. australian moots getting in one big bed holding candy canes like the whos.

scooping out where to grab lunch in my connecting airport

does anyone need anything from the airport

merry christmas even if you aren't a filthy animal

most music scholars agree: a christmas song is considered to be a classic if it was featured in christmas vacation or either of the home alones

scientists have developed a robotic torso belt that can passively exercise people to look fit and overcome the plateau in weight loss

wifefish is roasting @crabman.bsky.social in our kitchen as she steams a crab irl

i'm always grateful to no longer work retail or food service but especially on days like this

they're teaching wifefish the important stuff

almost done!! just one thing left. a simple week long trip to the inlaws across the country.

he's not even driving me to the airport this time but wants to know which lot i'm going to park in. is the plane a jet. what if the security line is long did you print your tickets are you bringing an extra bag to bring stuff back do you have precheck how long is the layover what if the weather is b

30 years ago this was the coolest thing you'd see all week

this must be what happens to our necks overnight when we 'sleep weird'

the median american voter listens to the harry potter ost on spotify using xbox branded headphones they bought at target

its so cool that harry potter is more popular than ever before

i AM the power of god and anime

fuck marry kill: the three kings

'souls-like' is like when your parents referred to all video games as a nintendo. we've got to do better. metroidvania is on thin ice while we're at it.

hayley williams' kill me came on when we were driving home and kidfish started to sing along 😔 also youtube gave me the suicide hotline number and told me i'm not alone when i searched for this 😔😔

would you guys believe that the super christmassy part of nyc around 30 rock and bryant park is incredibly crowded on the saturday before christmas?

i'm in the husband waiting pen of the flagship american girl doll store. boyfriends aren't allowed, they have to pretend to be interested still. lots of soulless mr beast smiles in couple-selfies with samantha or julie or whoever. learning so much lore from 10 feet away. please send food & water.

it's funny being in nyc and seeing high fashion hoity-toity women dressed to the nines, with a labubu hanging from their purse that is worth more than my car

they are $10 now!!

this 10 pound weighted blanket feels so nice. imagine how nice a 100 pounder would be....

which human hole is supposed to be the chimney in 'santa baby'? 1️⃣ mouth 2️⃣ ass 3️⃣ vag 4️⃣ lol. lmao. you dont know about your girls chimney? 📊 Show results

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

which human hole is supposed to be the chimney in 'santa baby'? 1️⃣ mouth 2️⃣ ass 3️⃣ vag 4️⃣ lol. lmao. you dont know about your girls chimney? 📊 Show results

the secret to making money as an author is to simply be isaac asimov

yeah i'm basically an x-man. i'm receiving tracking information from the future!!!!

wifefish: i like this channel's score....what's it called. it has a dumb name me: scorebug! wifefish: i always want to call them a gibbet

a recalling of my entire life: first memory age 2ish, 15 minutes of kindergarten, third grade something, ????, age 33

this worked on me. i'm all in on the war now.

just scheduled weight loss surgery (tooth extraction)

going back for more mint milano

2032 is going to be my year

a half lie rounds up to the whole truth

all of my posts are autobiographical. they all happened to me.

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is TRONQUE one of those aliexpress reseller brands on amazon

guy who drops everything to wrongly mansplain d&d rules to the highly acclaimed designer of icewind dale and neverwinter nights 2

can you guys believe 2014 is almost over??

oohhhhhh so that's what 'memory hole' means

boy i sure wish there was a way for my weird aunt to find me on here