theres some 114 year old lady out there who has pissed more than any other living human

so this is what it felt like when they announced new smash bros characters

(guy who doesn't quite understand this posting format) she's a 10 but has a beautiful smile

smallest babies yet

i thought we were done with "sex scene bad" now that gen z is no longer 15, stuck on the couch between mom and uncle ricky watching ana de armas sensually writhe in 4k HDR on dolby certified speakers and a 75" OLED

i like when they give the elf's ears dog body language

bay of fundi, just before peak low tide. the water comes in and out at about 6 feet per hour

active CRT at this little museum they have at the bay of fundi

marine snails revealed as the bay of fundi's tide goes out

adorable baby at the campsite this morning!!

bay of fundi, about an hour or two after peak high tide. water has already receded several feet.

is everyone okay

rude for this to happen the day i return from the pleasant 70s in the canadian maritimes

they're talking shit about you in pharaoh chat

what kind of cool striated rock did i find on the north shore of prince edward island?

whoever invents a fabric that always feels like new fleece is gonna win every nobel prize

i prefer to wait until it's like this

canada isn't beating the white people spicy accusations

what do we think is going on here, in a tourist trap grocery store? they're real, not magnets or stickers.

you can all use my perfect pickup line, i don't mind

just saw a bichon with the hugest sack

did they have to make it so veiny

they raged about food ingredient warning labels too

oh they fucking

groceries and restaurant food in canada are about the same as they would be in american dollars which is probably not a great sign for either country's economies

that ain't right, canada

a fate worse than death

when they named the structural bits of a corset 'boning' did you think they knew that in a few hundred years corsets would be basically exclusively sexy lingerie and boning would be slang for sex? makes you think

i like halifax

what were you guys posting about while i was camping for the past couple of days?

i think my camping hoodie is more holes than hoodie at this point

solving the riddle of the hotel room lamp

waow

if elected president i promise to turn the reflecting pool into a free chocolate fountain

kidfish isn't used to commercials so she's yelling "i don't care about you!!!" at the hotel tv

they made me into a collectible figurine

cool anime light box at a ramen restaurant in new brunswick

my god the reptiles are running bluesky too

does anyone want to be my platonic paypig?

posting the stupidest replies of all time while i still have cell reception

is it better or worse if my favorite war is fictional

driving through maine today. i've seen road signs for norway, lisbon, and south china. what is this place!!

ominous

inshallah they find him

trying to figure out if people talking shit about a country is news/politics related or world cup

happy birthday to all dads

yes it actually did hurt when i fell from heaven, thank you for asking

labyrinthine living room

this photo is messing with my brain