kidfish is going to be so happy with the surprise i have planned for her after school -- covid vaccine time!! maybe flu too if she's really good.

you want me to call up and complain to the advertisers on my nexstar or sinclair owned abc station? i don't think the local audi dealership is going to join the resistance.

this pretty orbweaver took up residence under my gutters shortly after silksong came out

pikachu et al v the united states of america

foreign films (marvel movies filmed in canada)

they said it couldn't be done. they laughed at me. but i've done it! i've combined rice together with beans.

hey man congrats on making the forbes 30 posters under 30k followers

is there a way to block everyone with "no dm" in their bio

when i was a kid and mom lit the beacons, that's how you know it was time to go home for dinner

wifefish is hopped up on cold medicine and made this for me ❤️

so did we all get raptured or did no one?

guy who is reaaaaalllllyyyy in to world war 2 but instead of focusing on the marines or rommel or uboats or easy company, its the italian army

i'm an advil baby actually

i should import some paracetamol to sell as a grift on conservative podcasts. that's right joe rogan, it relieves pain just as well as acetaminophen!

a redditor guy who's been boycotting disney for sexist reasons since the last jedi came out must be so happy over these past few days

the rapture but only people with a bluesky post that got over 1000 likes in 2024 rise up to heaven

you'll be left behind during the rapture if you own less than eight labubus

adding this to my collection of rare "list of [...]" articles that are not wikipedia lists

26,000 views. not bad, not bad. but it's 'no lost woods on accordion...on a unicycle..in the woods'

its pharloom fella fall

eriKa KirK hmmmmm

happy SNAIL SUNDAY to those who celebrate (everyone)

snailheads rise up

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

this is what i sound like when i talk about coffee to my folgers k-cup drinking relatives

📈 is actually a visualization of video game double jumps

i dunno wikipedia, looks more like a bowl to me

i saw this guy on the train during my japan trip. very friendly.

☝️🤓 um actually your honor it is called a 'display name'

if you aren't buying store brand mustard to save 40 cents a year we're engaged in class warfare

today i was in the local really rich suburb, behind a newish bmw with a "H8 TAXES" license plate that thought the lane lines were suggestions

don't tell nintendo but its pokemon day at the local coffee shop

charles and aun at the coffee shop know whats up with their vinyl picks

thank you john corndog for your invention 🙏

people don't know how to be frugal

(.)(.) post it while you still can

i just saw someone in a cat ear headband refer to themselves as a furry. stolen valor.

the carousel should spin at 90 mph

guess what this is a reply to. you won't. impossible.

do i get any good boy antifa points for not having disney+ in the first place

kidfish is talking about going to a pepsi sauna??? "you know...with pepsi as the mist"

merry christmas!!!!!!

friggin trobbio's balls, man

yall mind if i shoot up in here?

this is what its like to hear about your parent's trip to nyc

so much for the tolerant right

somebody has been filling up my tissues with their disgusting snot