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who's turn is it to tuck me in for my nap? i'm getting cranky
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roy halladay because complete games rule
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its gonna be an exciting day for the neighbor's dog. i put a little fried haddock i'm not gonna finish in my compost heap
about 1 hour ago
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[guy who sings home on the range too much]: π΅ hoooome, home on the range πΆ
about 9 hours ago
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they're deduplicating me tomorrow
about 22 hours ago
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pet peeve reveal: you don't rent stuff from the library. you borrow it.
about 22 hours ago
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floorianβ οΈ
about 23 hours ago
ya gotta be moving
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false. its the +30 seconds microwave button
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about 24 hours ago
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i can finally get back to ragging on my friends who are barely aware baseball exists when my team beats the one in their area
1 day ago
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lots of people like being indefinitely held down, am i right fellas
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1 day ago
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if the new mario movie doesn't have a scene of mario jumping off yoshi to avoid falling into a pit whats even the point
1 day ago
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baseball!!!
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π i absolutely agree with that guy π
2 days ago
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π i absolutely agree with that guy π
2 days ago
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are people going to start trying to make quidditch into a real sport again even though it has a very unexciting & strange scoring system that negates almost all of the rest of the game and requires both flying brooms and flying, semi-autonomous balls
2 days ago
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sent kidfish to school today with a thermos full of piping hot baked beans for lunch, as she requested
2 days ago
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spirited away (2001)
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3 days ago
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oh i'm just finding my truth in industrial machinery on aliexpress. hbu?
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3 days ago
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shes sucking off his fingers so fast it started a friction fire
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3 days ago
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i'm the healthiest boy there ever was (gaba brown rice for dinner)
3 days ago
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i use my desktop computer π΄ running linux btw
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3 days ago
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well thats it for chainsaw man i guess. i didn't necessarily dislike the ending but it definitely felt underwhelming. all of the second half of the manga didn't really feel like it went anywhere now that all is said and done.
3 days ago
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i'll file your taxes for $100,000. and up.
4 days ago
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ice in airports is just to distract you from the tsa π§
4 days ago
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girl are you my typical diet? you're making my heart work much harder than it should. when you fell from heaven.
4 days ago
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things that should be illegal: my kindle to run out of battery in the library while they don't have a physical copy of the book i'm reading
4 days ago
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i'm at the library and unfortunately looked up when someone said "hey, fish!" to the new aquarium they recently set up
4 days ago
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i want you to assume all my posts end in ', idiot'
4 days ago
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yeah i eat ass
4 days ago
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figuring out lots of stuff, solving many mysteries. i've determined these roottree fellas are dead as fuck.
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4 days ago
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they should let you doordash the airport burger king with $22.89 whoppers
4 days ago
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how are they still opening new chipotles near me
4 days ago
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i told kidfish that cabbage and broccoli are actually the same species. she didn't care in the least. "they're all vegetables" she told me, rolling her eyes.
5 days ago
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the millennial time flux: when the guy who is approximately your age starts talking about using snapchat in high school
5 days ago
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i'm hearing they are stealing my idea of ice in airports
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5 days ago
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who's excited for the elder scrolls 6: arena 6: daggerfall 5: morrowind 4: oblivion 3: skyrim 2?
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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dillo (birthday boy)
6 days ago
lemme mind meld you with my pointy penus bb
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ooooouuuuggggggggghhhh i ate too many waffles
6 days ago
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so apparently the gas station guy gets real mad at you if you try to warm up a can of coffee on the hot dog roller
6 days ago
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i finished the tutorial in the roottrees are dead so i'm basically a genius. and will be addressed as such.
6 days ago
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nice timing everyone
6 days ago
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for everyone keeping track: i just clipped my toe nails
7 days ago
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ohhhh chuck norris died for real. that's why its 2005 on here.
7 days ago
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unc chopped
8 days ago
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over the next few years we've got to completely flip the definition of alpha to mean exclusively 5-10 year olds
8 days ago
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seating for 5
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8 days ago
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just debased myself to better fit in acidic nooks & crannies
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8 days ago
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just deboned myself to better fit in oddly shaped nooks & crannies
9 days ago
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i bet plain seltzer + sugar + citric acid is like 90% of the way to sprite. big soda doesn't want you to know this.
9 days ago
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