celestia has fallen and in its place hangs a three headed incarnation of greed

rich people should be afraid to share their life experience publicly

🧿👄🧿

a song of ass and fire

saw Get Out in theaters and by the end everyone was sooooo reactive it was so good.

howdy neighbor. looks like the mailman left me your copy of Dick and Balls Magazine. looks like a good issue. anyway, say hi to Darlene. alright. i love you too

"reduce healthcare costs" they cannot even speak of universal healthcare lest the populace begin to yearn for the bare minimum.

wizard cat

standing at the back of the church in large hat and black veil at my grandfathers funeral

happiness is lost media

Faggle Rock

inside me there are two wolves one is just a lil guy and one serves cunt

he's so hot here

good things come to those who die

separating my pills into gachapon balls and putting them in a gachapon machine

cannabitch

vitamins are good for the libido

yumny

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

happiness is lost media

pissed at the fact that I'm pissed

the gynaecologencia

i think therefore i might be

McDonald's pride night

grogu wishes

creamcore

dreamcore pussy

"the birds sing only briefly before some idiot in tweed shoots them" -poirot

quickly put together an enchantments based wubrg angel deck. pretty much the enchantments mostly ramp and all the enchantresses are there for draw.

lets just say that on my top ten list of gay rodents pete buttigieg would not make the cut

viva mejico

losing cuntsciousness

brought out the fine china for this

god makes no mistakes hitler: 👁️👄👁️

🅱️erfection

my brain feels weird ngl

Gaming chairs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under atheism

who is she

go woke snort coke

did a wakeful nap which is still nice

not one yogurt cast in the odyssey

diarrheal explosions

someone stole all of le randumonium

calling jimothy a slur

hungwy boi

If you have a keen eye you may have noticed I have updated the steam and itchio pages in preparation for the release of Connie and the Essence of Chaos!! 👀 Figured I might as well share the full art here, it was done by the amazing @rambleprism.bsky.social !! ✨✨✨

jimothy is normal

literally everyone owns the odyssey sorry greeks we can all read too.

crimes against criminality